Chapter 1102 Don’t Think I Don’t Know
"So, don't think that your turtle shell is invincible, and don't think that you can look down on others with your little cultivator. I admit that your qualifications are not bad, but you can reach your current realm by relying on the resources accumulated by your family. If other people have your conditions, they may not be worse than you. You don't have the capital to be proud in front of them."
As he leaned back, Li Chuyi lazily collapsed on the soft couch, with a smirk that made people angry.
"I'm not trying to scare you. Even if you can enter the Xuanbing Cold Prison with your current cultivation, you can't get through half of the nine layers of the cold prison. At most, you will be exhausted at the third or fourth layer."
Nalan Mingyue finally came back to his senses. He first glared at Li Chuyi angrily, and then sneered: "Cut, you're talking like it's true. You haven't even gone down yourself. Why do you speculate about me!"
"Who told you that I haven't been down?"
Pointing at his nose, Li Chuyi smiled and said, "I'm a man who has been to the bottom. Otherwise, do you think I can be so arrogant?"
"You're lying!"
Nalan Mingyue sneered: "I, a Dao fetus, can only go halfway. You only have a little more cultivation at the beginning? Refining the spirit? Or the Nascent Soul? Even if you are a Nascent Soul, how can you go to the bottom? Do you have evidence and you are just bragging? Do you really think I don't know? Xuanbing Hanyu is one of the most famous secret realms in Mobei. The four sects of Mobei have only explored the second floor together with hundreds of clans. You said you went to the bottom. Do you think I can believe it?"
Li Chuyi laughed dumbly. He finally had the mood to show off once, but he was treated as a liar.
Shaking his head, the little fat man said: "It's up to you whether you believe it or not. I know whether I have done it or not. I can't tell you what I rely on. I can only tell you that 30% depends on strength and 70% depends on luck. In addition, the footsteps of the four sects of Mobei are not just the second floor. I met them on the fourth floor. Unfortunately, they were not prepared and suffered heavy casualties. I estimate that they will not set their sights on the third floor within a few hundred years."
Seeing that Li Chuyi's expression did not seem to be false, Nalan Mingyue was a little skeptical.
"Have you really been to the bottom?"
Without saying anything, the little fat man nodded with a smile.
Nalan Mingyue's eyes lit up: "Then tell me what's down there?"
"An old monster and a good sword."
"Nothing else?"
"Nothing else."
"Tsk, I knew you were lying, you can't even make up a story!"
Nalan Mingyue sneered.
Just as Li Chuyi was about to speak, his scalp suddenly hurt. It was because Xiao Erhei heard him slandering Lao Huodou as an old monster and grabbed his hair and tore it. The little fat man didn't care about the calmness and raised his hand to grab it.
"Fuck, are you crazy!"
Looking at the few tufts of hair in the dog's paw, Li Chuyi was furious.
Xiao Erhei was even angrier than him, baring his shiny teeth and saying, "I'll let you talk nonsense again!"
"Hahaha, even your dog doesn't help you, and you still say you're not a liar!"
Nalan Mingyue laughed, but just after she laughed, she felt a black shadow flash in front of her eyes. Before she could react, Xiao Erhei had been caught by Li Chuyi. She was stunned for a moment when she saw Xiao Erhei with flames in his mouth.
"Shut up and swallow it back!"
Giving Xiao Erhei a hammer, Li Chuyi turned his head and looked at Nalan Mingyue: "Guang, don't you know that disaster comes from the mouth? My Heizi is a wolf, not a dog, remember it well. Fortunately, I reacted quickly this time. If you talk nonsense next time, you will be disfigured if you don't die!"
"I...I..."
After a long time, Nalan Mingyue stared at Xiao Erhei in a daze.
Li Chuyi was the one who was furious at the banquet that day. Although Xiao Erhei showed off his skills, she was too far away to feel them deeply. She thought that the Mu family children were too weak, so they were taken down by Xiao Erhei.
Until just now, a terrifying pressure that made her tremble instantly enveloped her. She felt like a newly born bird hiding in a bird's nest and was discovered by a peerless monster. She had no choice but to tremble. At that moment, she smelled the smell of death.
It was not until Li Chuyi caught it back that she broke free from the shadow of death. Looking at the little puppy that Li Chuyi pressed on her legs and rubbed, she could not connect it with the monster that just chose people to eat. For a while, her mind was in a mess.
Hearing Li Chuyi's words, she finally came to her senses and opened her mouth to scream, but Xiao Erhei glared at her with bared teeth and swallowed it back. When she looked at him again, her eyes were full of hidden fear and awe.
Little did he know that Li Chuyi and Xiao Erhei were also communicating with each other, praising each other enthusiastically.
"Good acting skills!" Li Chuyi praised in a voice transmission.
"Of course, don't you see who I am!" Xiao Erhei was very proud, and his teeth were even bigger than before.
Turning his head, he saw that Nalan Mingyue was full of fear, and there was no blood left on her delicate face. Xiao Erhei felt a little bit reluctant.
"Big white pig, are we going too far? Why does this woman look like she is scared silly?"
After stealing a glance at Nalan Mingyue, Li Chuyi comforted her: "It's okay, this is the effect we want. It's better to be more ruthless, and it will be more memorable. Once bitten by a snake, she will be afraid of the rope for ten years. Let's see if she dares to show off in front of me in the future!"
"Are you sure?"
Xiao Erhei was suspicious, thought about it and asked: "Then should I add more fuel to the fire and show my real body to scare her? But this compartment is a little small, and it won't become much bigger even if my real body is filled up. I'm afraid the effect will be discounted!"
Li Chuyi hurriedly stopped him: "Goodbye, if you scare her again, you will be really stupid. Not only is she stupid, but we both are stupid too! Don't forget that there are guards from the Nalan family outside. It really scared her and made her scream. If someone comes in, it will not end well for us!"
"Oh, that's right, forget it."
Full of regrets, the waiter said: "Then what should I do next? Should I keep baring my teeth at her? This expression is very tiring to maintain, and it makes me look like a madman. I also want to save face. Can we change my expression?" ?”
"No, you can pump your teeth now."
Stroking Xiao Erhei's fur as if to soothe him, the little fat man said: "You don't have to do anything next, just lie on my head. But you still have to pay attention to your expression. Your eyes should be closed or open. That kind of, just...just..."
"A master from this world?"
"That's right! Insightful! He is a worldly expert! You have to know that there is a saying that 'a dog that bites does not bark'. The more indifferent you are after scaring her once, the more afraid she will be of you. Only by keeping your hair but not letting it out can you make people laugh. My heart is always on my mind, do you understand?”
"Brother in the first year of junior high school, you are so bad!"
The waiter smiled slyly, but after laughing he realized something was wrong.
"Big White Pig, why do I feel like you are scolding me?"
Li Chu said without changing his expression: "Illusion!"
"But you said 'a biting dog never barks'..."
"You heard wrong, I said 'the one who bites the dog does not bark'."
"..."
Unable to hear the sound transmission between the two bitches, Nalan Mingyue took a long time to calm down, moved to the side without leaving a trace, and pressed one hand on an embroidery on the backrest as if casually, that was A starting node for the protective circle.
Li Chuyi saw her little moves and smiled casually without revealing it.
Throwing Xiao Erhei over his head, he asked with a smile: "By the way, I forgot to ask you, how did your father persuade you to take me with you today? Is it really because I am too charming? , do you like me?"
With a burst of laughter, Nalan Mingyue's nervous mood immediately relaxed. She was completely convinced by Li Chuyi's face.
She had the intention to say a few words, but looking at the demon wolf above her head, she couldn't bear it and didn't dare to say anything. She only raised her chin and snorted softly.
"Do you believe this yourself?"
"Letter!" Maintaining a smile showing two rows of teeth, the little fat man nodded seriously, full of confidence.
The corners of her eyes twitched fiercely, Nalan Mingyue gritted her teeth and rolled her eyes.
"Grandpa Mu told me that there was some misunderstanding during our previous meeting. He wanted us to take this opportunity to resolve it, and then..."
"Then it goes along with 'familiar, familiar' and 'close to close', right?"
The little fat man said, curling his lips.
"The old man is just worrying about it. I told him it's over, but he's still worried about it!"
"Don't worry, there is no drama for you and there is no drama for me. I tell you clearly, there is no chance for us to have any drama!" Nalan Mingyue said firmly.
Although he didn't miss her that much, the little fat man still felt quite hurt.
Looking himself up and down, he didn't feel there was anything wrong with him, it was just that he was a little fatter.
"This has nothing to do with looks. I admit that I like beautiful people. Although you don't meet my taste, to be honest, you are handsome among fat people."
"Is this a compliment to me?" The little fat man didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Nalan Mingyue nodded vigorously: "Forget it!"
Rolling his eyes, the little fat man didn't bother to curse.
He felt that Nalan Mingyue was too short-sighted. What did he mean by "a handsome one among fat people"? He just drew a circle for him, and even added "calculate". Is this silly girl blind?
"Then tell me what kind of person you like? Tall, short, fat, thin, black and yellow with white flowers?"
"What are you talking about? Don't think I can't hear it. Black, yellow and white flowers are talking about dogs, and you like dogs!"
After replying, Nalan Mingyue thought of Xiao Erhei. Nalan Mingyue quickly glanced at Xiao Erhei and secretly breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that Xiao Erhei was lazily lying on Li Chu's head.
Feeling very proud, the little fat man didn't show it, and asked with a smile: "Then what do you like? Can you tell me?"
After snorting, Nalan Mingyue sneered: "Why should I tell you? Am I familiar with you?"
The little fat man didn't take it seriously and said with a frown on his face: "One time we are strangers, two times we are familiar with each other, three times we hold hands, four times we hug each other, haven't you heard?"
"You... know how to tell some nonsense! And the poem you distorted last time is the same. How can you have the nerve to say these words! If you don't save face for yourself, you have to think about your grandpa. ? ” Nalan Mingyue was furious.
"These are just a few common sayings. You can blame me for thinking wrongly~!"
Waving his hands nonchalantly, the little fat man narrowed his eyes.
"Since you won't tell me, let me guess. The daughter of the Nalan family, the golden phoenix in the golden nest, most people will definitely not see it in your eyes, and your character is definitely unique for you to be attracted by. I don’t say where you are, but you must have great talents. Looking around the imperial capital, there are not many people who can catch your eye. Leaving aside the princes, there are only a few geniuses from big families. Maybe, or maybe you have strong taste and like..."
"You just tell King Zhenxi that you can win!"
Nalan Mingyue looked at him sarcastically: "Don't think I don't know why my father came to you. He was afraid that I would like the King of Zhenxi! I told him that I knew my limits, but he actually went to you to persuade me. Sometimes I can't figure out what he was thinking. How can you be a lobbyist? You can't even beat around the bush. Who can you persuade? Can you do it?"