Chapter 1065 My Stupid Son

Dayan is rich and prosperous, and the imperial capital is the most prosperous. As the center of the human world today, Li Chuyi and his party were dazzled as soon as they entered the city.

"Wow, there are so many people here!"

This is what Xiao Erhei said.

"Well, this one is good. Hey, that one is also good. Hey, hey, Lao Fang, look, is that beauty over there very good? Does she look like a couple to me? Lao Fang, Lao Fang? Don’t look at your wife, I’ll let you look there!”

This was what Li Sinian was talking about, and his slutty look attracted a lot of disgusted looks.

"Brother Nan, Brother Nan, look, Feiyun Jin! When ten horses came from Mobei, eight of them were snatched away by Youxiao girl, and the remaining two were bought by your Fang family. I didn’t get it! I didn’t expect to see so many here. How about you come with me again and we can have sex together?”

This is what Liu Mingxiu said. His eyes were stuck on several models on the street and he could hardly pull them out. However, those few sample clothes are really good. I don’t know what they are made of. The embroidered patterns on the clothes are not dead things but living things. They are like fairy clouds or a hundred flowers blooming. They are layered from near to far, as if they contain another person. The same world.

"Well, okay, look."

While he was answering, Fang Junnan's eyes were fixed on the anvil of the blacksmith shop on the other side. Regardless of what was being beaten on the anvil, he was dumbfounded by the anvil.

It is made entirely of purple black cold iron. According to the market price in Mobei, it is at least fifty spirit stones per kilogram. A rough visual estimate indicates that the entire anvil is at least five hundred kilograms. How much would it be worth if it were refined into a magical weapon?

But now, being used as an anvil, Fang Junnan, a young man from a wealthy family, felt a twinge of pain just looking at him!

But compared with Li Chuyi, his physical pain pales into insignificance.

Ever since he entered the city gate, the little fat man has been grinding his teeth until now.

"Yeah, it's too dark, it's simply too dark! I finally know why Dayan is so rich, it's all because of the dark side!"

Don't blame him for this, it's just that he was hit too hard.

Before entering the door, he had been worried that his identity would be exposed, and he was cautious for fear that his whereabouts would be revealed and a team of silver-armored guards would fall from the sky. When they arrived at the gate of the city, they lined up neatly to enter. When it was their turn, he was a little afraid to look up at the Yan soldiers guarding the gate, with a flattering smile on his face.

When the armored soldier guarding the gate charged him for the entrance fee, Li Chuyi's smile disappeared instantly and he exploded on the spot.

"One hundred spirit stones?! You...wu...wu...!!!"

If Li Sinian hadn't quickly covered his mouth with his quick eyes and hands, the armored guard's long knife would have struck his neck.

Seeing the angry look on the armored guard's face, Li Sinian hurriedly handed Li Chuyi to Fang Junnan to hold him down. He walked up to apologize and said with a smile: "Master Bing, I'm sorry, this is my silly son. He comes from a small place and is a country boy." I’m ignorant, please forgive me!”

With that said, a hundred spirit stones were handed over, and the armored guard sneered and actually took them away.

"Hmph, I'm talking about one hundred spirit stones per person! This is the price for those who don't have a household registration in the imperial capital! But looking at your virtues, I doubt that you will disturb the security of the imperial capital, so the entry fee is doubled, two hundred per person. Spiritual stone!”

After speaking, he glanced at Li Chuyi and then at the three monsters hanging on him. The armored guard raised his nostrils provocatively.

"Also, the demon pet counts, it also has two hundred spirit stones!"

Li Chuyi was so angry. If Fang Junnan hadn't held him down, he really wanted to kill him with a sword.

Seeing that the armored guards around him looked over with very unkind eyes, Li Sinian quickly turned his head and slapped him.

"Son, if you continue to act silly, go back to your hometown. Don't embarrass me here!"

After saying that, he turned around and handed over a hundred spirit stones respectfully. Li Sinian smiled and said, "Don't be surprised, Master Bing. My son has a good talent, but his brain was damaged by someone a while ago, and his sanity is a bit... you know." Yes. We came to the imperial capital this time just to see if there is anyone who can treat him. Don’t take it personally because of the previous confrontation! Don’t misunderstand the hundred spirit stones. I know the rules of our imperial city. , these hundred spirit stones are actually a tribute to you and your brothers. Look at your brothers being exposed to the sun on this hot day. I feel sorry for you, but there is nothing I can do to help you, so I can only show my respect to you. These spiritual stones will give you some relief from the heat, and bring you some good luck along the way!”

As he said this, he pushed his hand forward. The armored guard glanced at him, and his expression softened without leaving a trace on his sleeve.

"Well, you are very good. Those who don't know are not guilty. It's just a trivial matter. I won't take it to heart. But as an elder brother, I have to advise you. It is not easy for your son to cultivate to the soul. But in this situation, he wants to have a Taoist pregnancy. ...Difficult! Instead of spending money on this kind of waste, you might as well quickly find a Taoist with good qualifications to have another one. You also know that the brain is not that easy to cure. I doubt that his soul is incomplete. of."

Li Chuyi was almost crazy with anger, while the others were almost crazy with laughter. Afraid of exposing any traces, Fang Junnan and Liu Mingxiu pushed Li Chuyi's head down together. The pain on his face made the armored guard mistake it for sadness, but they completely dispelled his doubts.

Li Sinian almost burst out laughing, grinning with all his strength, and said with a "painful" look on his face: "It's all his own flesh, not a kitten or puppy. I fed him up by pooping and peeing." , How can I just throw it away! Sigh, let’s try it first, if it doesn’t work, I’ll... ahem, I’ll try harder, ugh..."

"Oh, father's love knows no bounds!"

Li Sinian's performance was so realistic that the armored guard actually felt sympathy, patted Li Sinian's shoulder comfortingly, and then waved his hand very boldly.

"Forget it, don't use 200 spirit stones, still 100 per person! The money saved will be used to treat your child. Next time, remember not to let him come out to deal with people. The imperial capital is full of nobles, not everyone is as easy to talk to as me. Oh, by the way, 100 is 100, your pet still has to be counted as a person, this is the rule, do you understand?"

"I know, I know, you are really a saint, I thank you on behalf of my son's eight generations of ancestors!"

Li Sinian was grateful and counted the spirit stones and handed them over. He thought if this son knew who Li Chuyi's eight generations of ancestors were, would he dare to accept his gift.

The guards had no doubts about it, and did not hear the strangeness of Li Sinian's words. Seeing that the spirit stones were in order, they waved and let him in. When they left, they looked at Li Chuyi deeply, their eyes full of regret.

Where is Li Chuyi?

He was so angry that he could only roll his eyes.

Heaven and earth, he has never been so angry since he started in Mobei!

If I had known, I would have hidden my cultivation. With one tribulation and two Dao fetuses, plus a butterfly and a dog that are comparable to the tribulation, and myself whose depth is hard to tell, except for the three cowards, who can't scare him to death!

Now, he got scolded for nothing and became Li Sinian's stupid son. The more Li Chuyi thought about it, the more disgusted he became. Until now, he still felt upset. He turned his head and glared at Li Sinian.

"Your brain was broken!!!"

Li Sinian pulled his eyes away from a beautiful female cultivator with difficulty. After smacking his lips with satisfaction, he looked at Li Chuyi calmly and laughed at the end.

"Are you still thinking about that?"

"Nonsense! I'm your son now, thanks to Huang! Can your ugly face give birth to such a handsome son like me?"

"Well, it's difficult..."

Li Sinian rubbed his chin.

"Your son who is so fat will probably be difficult to give birth, and the midwife will be exhausted!"

"I!( # ($!&(& x-on:!!!!"

He stretched out his hand and wanted to draw the sword, but Liu Mingxiu hurriedly hugged him with a smile, which made him calm down.

"Young Master, there are too many people here, don't miss the important things!"

"I know!"

Li Chuyi nodded aggrievedly, looked at the crowd who looked at him sideways and rolled his eyes.

"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen your son quarrel with his father? Haven't you seen yourself giving birth to a child for fun!"

The crowd was stunned, and there were even more people looking sideways. Li Sinian hurriedly pointed to his head apologetically, and then bowed to the crowd. Everyone suddenly realized it, and turned away after casting sympathetic eyes. The little fat man almost bit his teeth.

"Okay, don't be angry, you are not wronged, didn't I greet that guy on behalf of your eight generations of ancestors?" Li Sinian came over and coaxed.

After saying this, Li Chuyi's anger had subsided a bit. He thought maliciously that if he really recognized that shitty father one day, he would gather all his men and march through the city gate in a show of force. He felt like peeing when he thought about the face of the armored guard at that time, and shuddered violently.

Then he thought about it and decided to forget it. It was better not to recognize that kind of father. It would be disgusting if he did, and he didn't know how much trouble it would be.

"Young Master, what should we do now?" Fang Junnan asked.

After thinking for a while, the little fat man waved his hand and said, "Eat first!"

Li Sinian was shocked: "Huh? Really eat? Not going to find Zhiliao?"

"Nonsense! My master once said that people are made of iron and rice is made of steel. Fill your stomach before fighting! I haven't seen meat for more than half a year. I almost vomited after eating fruits every day. I want to eat meat!"

"Then Yu Yao..."

"The staff in the restaurant is the most diverse, and you can eat and ask for information at the same time. I am the only one who is anxious. Otherwise, why don't I eat in all the restaurants in this imperial capital? I can get the news of Yu Yao without asking. Do you believe it?"

Looking around, and thinking about the size of the city he saw outside the city before entering the city, Li Sinian shook his head and sighed.

"It's difficult. Ten of you plus ten fat people Hao may not be able to do it. This city is almost as big as two Taixu Peaks. You two will probably die of fullness if you eat everything!"

Li Chuyi was startled, and hurriedly jumped up and slapped Li Sinian on the mouth, almost breaking his teeth.

"Shh, don't mention Taixu Peak, don't mention anything about Tianmen Mountain!"

It was obvious that he was taking revenge for personal gain. Li Sinian nodded helplessly, thinking that he was a slap I'm still making money by calling you my eldest son.

"Where are we going to eat?"

Li Chuyi said without hesitation: "Of course the biggest and most luxurious restaurant!"

Li Sinian was stunned: "Don't you feel bad about the money?"

The little fat man looked at him in confusion: "You're treating me, why should I feel bad?"

"I.....!"

"Okay, I'm kidding."

Patting Li Sinian with a smile, Li Chuyi said: "Before, I felt bad because the money was wasted. Damn, it costs 100 spirit stones to enter the door. It's robbery! Eating is different. When have you ever seen me save money on eating?"

"Last time, the free meal at Linxu Xiaozhu..."

"Bullshit, I paid later!"

"I paid, you ran away first..."

"That's not important, the important thing is that I paid!"

Patting Li Sinian's shoulder hard to get the words back, Li Chuyi said seriously: "I was impulsive about the city gate. I admit my mistake, so I'll buy you a drink! But it's not right for you to say I'm your son. I'm very angry, so you have to treat me to a meal! So I have a suggestion. Let's have dinner later. I'll pay for the wine and you'll pay for the meal. I'll make sure you have enough wine and you'll make sure I have enough food. What do you think? "

"I..."

"Very good, I knew you would agree! Brother Fang, Sister Xiu'er, let's go, the rich and stupid Mr. Li is treating us to dinner today, so don't be polite to him, hahahahahaha!"

Li Chuyi laughed and stepped forward, and Fang Liu and the others followed with a smile.

Li Sinian, who was left behind, stood in place, looking at the backs of the people going away and sighed helplessly.

"Fatty, your last name is also Li..."