Chapter 59 Coulson Bets on His Hair

Even though Qin Xiao is now a tough guy, he was still knocked unconscious by the hammer.

He was dizzy for a long time before he woke up.

The lightning didn't hit him, but the hammer bounced on his head and fell to the ground.

He didn't provoke anyone, he just swore with his fingers, as for the lightning and the hammer.

If Qin Xiao didn't know the origin of the hammer, he would definitely jump up and curse at the sky three times.

But now, he doesn't seem to have the qualifications to provoke Asgard, especially Asgard where Odin is still.

He opened his mouth and spit out the sand in his mouth, and looked around to see that everyone was basically fine.

Qin Xiao squatted on the ground and silently drew a big circle next to the hammer with his finger.

Then he wrote two lines of small Chinese characters in it.

Throwing hammers around will kill the whole family!

My wife has her period every day!

"Coulson, check if there were any planes passing in the sky just now. Agent Romanov, contact Hill at headquarters. We need a team of professional scientists!"

Checking the planes was just a habitual argument. The hammer had been surrounded by lightning just now, and it slowly disappeared now. The one-eyed dragon could tell at a glance that this was not an ordinary hammer.

"Qin Xiao, what are you doing? Bring the hammer over here!"

Nick Fury's direction just now made him fall directly on the edge of the pit. At this time, he was giving orders to the three people from a high position.

Qin Xiao knew the details of the hammer, but he still cooperated and tried it.

He held the hammer handle with both hands, and exerted force with both arms.

Not moving at all!

"Hey, boss, it seems you have to find a guy with more strength!"

Five minutes later, there was an aircraft landing gear and nearby iron and steel plates on the edge of the pit, as well as a broken Quinjet fighter.

The hammer just lay quietly on the sand, and the weight didn't even seem to sink the sand.

But even the Quinjet can't pull up this hammer.

"I hate things and events that are beyond my control!"

Nick Fury was unhappy. Before the SHIELD people came.

They could only arrange for the local police to come and block the area.

Then let Coulson take charge of everything here first, and he had to rush back to the meeting immediately.

Qin Xiao forced Black Widow to stay here.

Thor's hammer has appeared, how far will Thor be?

According to the usual nature of the system, as long as a superhero appears, there should be a task, or an opportunity to get points.

"Colson, I bet you fifty dollars on the origin of this hammer."

After sending Nick Fury away and letting Black Widow, who had been driving all night, find a place to rest, Qin Xiao and Coulson sat on the edge of the pit and talked nonsense while watching the police pull the cordon.

"You know all this?"

Whether it was the Tang sword or Qin Xiao's own strength, everyone knew that Qin Xiao had his own little secret.

A hammer that no one could lift fell from the sky for no reason, and it happened to hit Qin Xiao on the head.

Qin Xiao came to bet with him again, and Coulson was thinking wildly, analyzing whether this hammer was really related to Qin Xiao.

"I can tell fortunes, have you forgotten who helped you find the plane in Tony's mansion in Marbury!"

Qin Xiao reminded him with a smile, don't forget that you have a unique talent.

Coulson rolled his eyes.

You dare to mention the time you found the plane, everyone knows that you two stole the plane and went to the Middle East to fight.

You can lie to the video with your eyes open, and call yourself an ugly bitch, smearing feces on your face and so on.

He was almost pissed to death by Qin Xiao and Tony, the two shameless guys.

"No more bets, if you want to say it, say it, if you don't want to say it, just wait here with me."

Coulson was reminded of not-so-good memories, and said with a proud face.

Qin Xiao saw what Coulson was thinking at a glance.

Moved to his side, put his arm around his shoulders and said.

"Look forward, man, forget about the unhappy things in the past. At most, I will tell you what this hammer is about!"

"Go ahead!"

Anyway, Coulson is bored now.

"A long, long time ago, in the distant world of gods, Odin, the father of the gods, gave birth to a silly son..."

Qin Xiao used a voice like telling a fairy tale to coax a child to sleep.

He told Coulson in detail about the birth of Thor and the origin of Thor's hammer.

He also pretended to count with his fingers and calculated that Thor was deprived of his divine power and exiled to the earth.

"Hahaha! You said this is Thor's hammer, and even the handle of the hammer is made of branches of the world tree? Qin, you remind me of those medieval charlatans who made a living by divination and talked nonsense."

Coulson laughed.

"If you tell me jokes just to kill time, thank you, my friend, but if you're serious, I'll bet you my hair!"

What a joke, Coulson has been with SHIELD for more than ten years, and he has seen everything.

In 1995, he even followed Nick Fury to see Captain Marvel and the Skrulls.

How could he believe that there are gods in this world?

What about the God of Thunder, the Father of the Gods, and even the Rainbow Bridge that can teleport throughout the universe.

I really think that agents don't read myths and don't know that this is a Nordic myth.

"Are you serious?"

Qin Xiao glanced at Coulson's hairline with some reluctance.

"Do you want to consider changing the bet? If you don't believe me, you will suffer. Really, I never tell lies. When I tell lies, my heart beats faster and I have difficulty breathing!"

To Coulson, Qin Xiao's words were basically the same as farting.

"No, I will never believe what myth you said, even if I die. I'll bet with my hair. If I lose, I will buy and distribute the doses. If you lose, Qin, you will hand over all the money you got from this trip to Mexico as our funding."

He is worthy of being the next director of SHIELD. Look at his public-spirited appearance, betting his few hairs for the unit's funding.

Qin Xiao gave him a thumbs up, "Deal!"

The people from SHIELD came very quickly, and a large group of people came that afternoon.

Coulson directed everyone to build a shed on the spot, covering the entire pit and the hammer tightly.

Instruments were taken out of the car one after another, and began to monitor the various energy reactions, materials and other information of the hammer in all directions.

Maybe because Qin Xiao and Black Widow were here, Hawkeye was not called over like in the movie.

A simple shed was built, and barbed wire was pulled on the periphery, and various ranges of monitoring and other defensive measures were taken.

Coulson built a temporary office for himself, and Qin Xiao, together with Black Widow who had already rested, watched the monitoring in the temporary office.

"Qin, it seems that there is an error in the calculation. The so-called Thor who was deprived of his power does not seem to appear?"

Coulson said with a smile.

It is definitely a happy thing to win money from Qin Xiao.

As soon as the voice fell, the alarm sounded and someone broke in.

Coulson quickly looked at the monitor.

He saw a man with long golden hair and a strong body outside the built shed.

He was using brutal movements to knock over several guards one after another and was heading straight for the hammer.

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It was not clearly stated in the movie, but the hammer should have landed at night, and Thor also landed at about the same time and hit Jane Foster's car! Qin Xiao was hit by the hammer in the morning, so let's just think of the hammer being late for one night! Don't mind it!