Chapter 88 God? Who Gave You the Courage?

The great father of the gods has fallen into a deep sleep, and the evil Loki has taken over the position of king.

The people of Asgard are in dire straits, and they must go back to defeat the evil Loki and give Asgard a bright future, etc.

This is what Qin Xiao and Coulson heard the four people from Asgard say after they got off the car.

The clichéd justice fights with it.

Qin Xiao yawned when he heard it.

"You actually listened so seriously? Coulson!"

Qin Xiao couldn't help but said to Coulson who was listening with relish.

"What a good story, the evil brother who seized the position of king, waiting for the prince brother to go back and defeat him, you didn't hear this kind of fairy tale when you were a child, my mother often told me this kind of story, I still remember the first children's picture book I read, the story of Simba the Lion King, which is similar to this, but it's about the king's brother and son."

Qin Xiao couldn't help rolling his eyes, and you listened to it as a fairy tale for a long time.

"Everyone, I understand what you mean, but my father said that I can't go back before I learn how to be a real king, and if Asgard really becomes that bad, my mother will come forward. Now it seems that it may not be that bad, right?"

Thor said the most intelligent words in more than 1,500 years.

Yes, if it is really as they said, they really think that Frigga behind them is just a decoration.

If nothing else, she can directly order Heimdall to pick up Thor from the earth, so why do the four of them need to sneak down.

"The Queen of Gods is busy taking care of Odin who has fallen into a deep sleep. You must go back immediately, otherwise the nine kingdoms will usher in war and disaster. We must save everything!"

Volstagg, the most hot-tempered of the three warriors of Asgard, said with a face full of justice and white foam flying from the corners of his mouth. When he was excited, he picked up his axe and chopped it into the void a few times.

"Puff!"

Qin Xiao couldn't help laughing out loud.

Swish!

Several pairs of eyes looked at Qin Xiao and Coulson.

Coulson silently took a step back.

Several eyes were fixed on Qin Xiao.

"Sorry! Everyone! I didn't mean to interrupt your chat, but what you said just now..."

"Defeat the evil Loki, save everything in the nine kingdoms, we represent justice!!"

Qin Xiao pinched his throat and stood on tiptoe, shrill, imitating their passionate appearance.

"Yes! That's what you said, it's so funny, as if the nine kingdoms will perish in the next moment without you!"

Although these Asgardians didn't know what was so funny about Qin Xiao's words, they could still distinguish the contemptuous expression and mocking eyes on Qin Xiao's face.

Volstagg took a big step to Qin Xiao's front, and his nearly two-meter-tall burly figure looked down at Qin Xiao.

The long beard braided into a braid on his chin trembled as he spoke.

"Are you laughing at us? Mortals, laugh at us Asgardian gods, do you believe I will use my axe..."

"Hey! Volstagg, stop, this is my friend, my teacher, he taught me a lot on Earth!"

Thor rushed between the two.

He knew very well what his companions thought of Earth, the land of mortals, the barren land, the unique superiority of Asgardians, and he was like this when he first came.

"Then you'd better let him learn to shut up, stupid mortal, if you dare to laugh at our Asgardian gods again, I will use my axe to teach you a lesson!"

Volstagg looked at Thor who was stopping him, looked at Qin Xiao with contempt, raised his axe and threatened Qin Xiao in a muffled voice.

As soon as he finished speaking, Thor knew it was going to be bad.

After being with Qin Xiao for a while, he had never seen Qin Xiao suffer a loss in his mouth.

Sure enough, just as Volstagg was about to turn around, Qin Xiao spoke.

"Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"I seem to have laughed at him again, Coulson. I laughed at a god. What should I do? Should I kowtow and apologize? Thor, what god is your friend? The God of Boars? Or the God of Gluttony?"

"What did you say?"

Volstagg took a step forward angrily, but was held tightly by Thor.

He kept blinking at Qin Xiao, signaling Qin Xiao to stop talking.

Qin Xiao didn't even look at Thor, pointing at Volstagg's nose and said.

"You guys are talking about saving the nine kingdoms. Which kingdom needs you to save? Who can you beat? Frost Giant Laufey? Or Fire Lord Surtur, or the sleeping dark elves?"

"No! No! No! You can't beat anyone!"

Qin Xiao stretched out a finger and shook it gently, looking at Volstagg with disdain.

"You can only bully some malnourished children. I really don't know where you get the confidence to talk about saving the nine kingdoms. Is it your scruffy beard or your fat ass that gives you the courage!"

"Ah! I'll kill you!"

The angry Volstagg pushed the Thunder God in front of him away, holding an axe and rushing towards Qin Xiao like a wild boar.

"Look, I said he is the God of Wild Boars, what do you think? Coulson! Coulson?"

Qin Xiao called Colson, but found no response. Looking back, he saw that this guy ran back to the car at some point, far away from him.

"Damn it! Coulson, you're a bad student!"

Qin Xiao complained to Coulson, turned around and dodged Vostagg's axe.

While Volstagg's ax struck the ground with all its strength, he stepped on the back of Volstagg's ax with his foot, grabbed Volstagg's beard with his right hand and pulled hard.

He jumped up with the help of his own strength, and the knee of his right leg hit Volstagg's chin with a thunderous force.

"boom!"

A dull collision sounded, and Volstagg flew away in response.

The huge figure flew back for twenty or thirty meters before hitting the ground heavily, stirring up a large cloud of sand and dust.

"Poor Boar God, why did you fly out before I even exerted any force? Hey, is your sexy butt okay?"

Qin Xiao stretched out his right hand to build a tent on his forehead and said loudly into the distance.

Clang! Clang! Clang!

When Xif and the other two Asgardian Three Warriors saw their companions being beaten, they unsheathed their weapons and glared at Qin Xiao.

"Hey! Great gods, are you preparing to attack me, a mortal?"

Qin Xiao stretched out the index finger of his left hand and gave the three of them an extremely obscene and gentle move.

"Come! Let's go together. Let's make a statement first. If you lose, you are not allowed to go home crying to your mother!"