Chapter 268: "Crazy Stone" I Couldn't Stop Laughing

Early the next morning, Xu Nuo quietly slipped back to his room from Lin Wanqing's room.

He took his phone and scrolled through the hot searches.

"Crazy Stone" was still on the hot search, but another hot search attracted his attention.

#Last night, on impulse, I promised to write two sets of papers, and I kept writing until midnight!

#Last night I was so strong that I could only reap the consequences.

I clicked on "Crazy Stone" and flipped through it, Xu Nuo found a review from one of the film critics I had invited before.

This film critic is called Xu Qing, a native of Jiangcheng, and is known as the conscience of the film critic community.

Since it is conscience, the fees are naturally not cheap. After all, conscience is the most expensive.

His slogan is what a real film critic should do, which is to recommend movies worth watching, discover unknown good works, express technical insights, provide a broad historical perspective, and prevent good works from being lost to time. Exposing marketing lies and more…

Putting aside what is true or false, this person has been using the same slogan for twenty years, and has a good reputation. He is from the same family and fellow countryman, so I promised to spend a lot of money to hire him.

Judging from the content of the article, the money was not wasted. It was an exaggeration, but it was just right. One point too much would be too greasy and one point too little would be too thin.

Idle Master Qing: "This is a classic comedy. Many years from now, countless people will miss this movie. In the new era of comedy, this sentence may not be bragging. I give it 9 points and highly recommend it. Warning! The following movie review contains spoilers, please be careful..."

In addition to Xu Qing, there are many people who have posted long movie reviews. The people I promised to invite have relatively good reputations and are the ones who would rather refund the money than give negative reviews if the movie is really rubbish.

Word-of-mouth is what Xu Nuo cares about most. Whether the film can turn around or not depends entirely on word-of-mouth. As for whether film critics will give negative reviews, he is not worried at all.

Early in the morning, Qin Bangyan called and brought good news. After yesterday's data performance, the film scheduling rate has increased!

Thanks to the excellent performance on the first day, theaters made adjustments in unison.

Today is the critical moment that determines the outcome. If "Crazy Stone" can continue to maintain its excellent performance, it will only get better and better in the future.

After washing up in the morning, Xu Nuo did not go to work, but went to the cinema with Lin Wanqing with permission.

After the college entrance examination results came out, Xu Xu applied to Jiaotong University in Shanghai. In a few days, the admission results would come out and she would go home.

In the movie theater, Xu Xu volunteered to buy popcorn and Coke.

In the familiar movie theater, she remembered the last time she matched Xu Nuo with Lin Wanqing. At that time, she only used a little trick to get words out of Lin Wanqing.

By the way, he also gave her a doll in the name of a promise. Xu Xu saw that doll in her master bedroom last time.

Quan Quan bought two cups of Coke, two buckets of popcorn, and then a doll.

It's true that my brother knew that his sister-in-law liked dolls, but he didn't even know to give her a new one. He was just a straight man. As a result, his sister-in-law still only has the one he gave her.

Xu Xu held Coke and popcorn in his left hand and hid his right hand behind his back. He stumbled up to Lin Wanqing and then brought the doll to her with a smile, "Sister, this is for you!"

Although Lin Wanqing was wearing a mask, her eyes clearly showed a smile of surprise.

"Thank you, Xiaoke." Lin Wanqing took it with a smile, glanced at Xu Nuo intentionally or unintentionally, "Humph, girls can coax girls."

Promise: "..." It's broken and it's coming for me.

Permission: "Hey, I specifically told you that I bought it."

Xu Nuo nodded with great joy: "Yes, I have a surprise for you."

Lin Wanqing rolled her eyes, pulled Xu Xu aside and muttered, leaving him alone.

In the cinema, Xu Nuo took away a cup of Coke sensibly, leaving one for them, and Xu Nuo gave her another look of approval.

This sister's pain is really not in vain.

The theater lights went out and the movie started.

"Besides being unable to urinate and always wanting to pee, what other symptoms do you have?"

On the screen, Bao Shihong frowned, with a constipated expression on his face.

The sound of dripping water continued, and the doctor turned to turn off the faucet. Bao Shihong's expression instantly relaxed.

Someone in the cinema let out a few chuckles.

"Let me check you out!"

Bao Shihong's painful expression triggered another burst of laughter.

The joke was created at the beginning, and although it was a little greasy and vulgar, it did not offend the audience.

As the story progresses, Xie Xiaomeng bared his big teeth to pick up girls on the cable car, "There is something about you that deeply touched me, the great maternal aura."

At this time, the beauty took off her headphones.

What was playing inside was "Give me a glass of love-forgetting water..."

Although there is only one sentence, this lyric has attracted the attention of many people.

"Hey, it sounds pretty good."

"Brother, did you sing this?" Xu Xu asked softly.

"Yes." Xu Nuo nodded.

Seeing this, many people took out their mobile phones to search for this lyrics, but found nothing.

"Is it another new song?"

"It's very possible." The audience whispered.

Xie Xiaomeng felt pain when he stepped on the high heels and dropped the Coke in his hand.

When the movie reached this point, many people didn't understand the structure of the movie. Why did two unrelated characters suddenly appear? Who is the protagonist?

The movie continues, Si Yan went to the factory to collect debts, and three thieves pretended to be a moving company to steal.

The Coke can falling from the sky just broke the glass of Bao Shihong's van, and the van rolled away and hit the four-eyed BMW.

Four Eyes said the classic line in the trailer, "Bullshit, high-tech, driverless!"

Hearing the noise, the traffic police let the three black men go.

Brother Heipidao, Xie Xiaomeng, Siyan and Bao Shihong are all connected in this clever way.

Only here did someone suddenly realize, "It's so clever. These people are all protagonists, and they are connected by various coincidences."

"It's interesting. I'm starting to look forward to the direction of the story."

"It's a little different from other movies."

At this time, the international thief Mike, who had taken 100,000 US dollars, appeared. His handsome dress and dashing figure immediately attracted the attention of the three thieves.

International thieves can only go abroad and get caught in the country directly, and the box is stolen.

The huge contrast made the audience burst into laughter.

"I'll beat your lungs out!"

The master appeared and was tricked by the little thief, which made the audience laugh.

Contrast and comedy, the four waves of people gradually developed conflicts and intersections, which made many viewers more and more excited.

"Your clothes are very flashy and you want to be sexy? Do you understand that you have to keep a low profile when you are new to the industry?"

Heipi looked down at himself, "Sign! Baleno!"

There is no Baleno in this world, and the promise has not attracted investment, so the Baleno joke can be played boldly.

Three groups of people appeared at the exhibition at the same time, starting a battle to seize the treasure and protect the jade.

As the plot progresses little by little, the sound of gongs and drums sounds, and the alarm bells sound.

Bao Shihong was stunned for a long time and realized that someone had stolen something.

After Brother Dao reported the false police report, he met Mike who was outside. He mistakenly thought he was a black man. The two Dabi walked up to him, knocked Mike unconscious, and ran away.

The audience almost went crazy laughing, "The international thief is so miserable!"

After the Brother Dao trio escaped from the sewer, Heipi met Bao Shihong who was taking a bath in the bathhouse.

Two people who are struggling at the bottom of society, but are also rivals, are smearing each other with safflower oil at this moment.

Xie Xiaomeng stole the jade and used it to pick up girls, but the person he picked up was Brother Dao's girlfriend.

Brother Dao and the three returned home, and the music sounded:

"Only when I can't help myself but on the horizon do I understand love, hate, and hatred. The most hurtful and painful thing is regret..."

"When there are tears in my eyes, don't ask me for whom, just let me forget all this, ah, give me a glass of love-forgetting water..."

Xu Nuo also put in the song "Forgetting Love" as it is, and of course it was sung by him.

"This song is great!"

"Is there an original version?" The audience began to search one after another.

"If you don't find it, good guy, it will whet your appetite!"

"I told you there was this song!"

Brother Dao was furious and rushed into the room with a kitchen knife, but was stopped by two people.

"Murder is illegal! This matter."

The word "criminal" seems particularly absurd when spoken from the mouth of a thief and liar.

In the background music of "Give me a glass of love-forgetting water, and I will not be sad in my life...", Brother Dao cried loudly.

Gudu Gudu...

"Tell me, did you do it?"

Xie Xiaomeng said with a sad face, "Oh, I really can't remember."

Heipi pushed him into the toilet.

"I remember, I remember." Xie Xiaomeng cried, "I didn't do it."

"I'm already in the fucking bed, and you still say you haven't done it yet? You think I'm second to none!"

The black-skinned Da Bi Dou serves Xie Xiaomeng.

The two were worried that Xie Xiaomeng was thirsty, so they pushed him into the toilet to drink water.

"It's done, it's done."

"You really fucking did it!"

Gudulu, Xie Xiaomeng continued to drink water.

The audience laughed until their stomachs ached.

On the other side, Xiaojun turned off the music, "How could you do something like that? Are you worthy of brother and me?"

"I'm sorry to him, big brother, but I'm sorry to you, big brother?"

"We're all a family, and the money won't go to outsiders, so we won't suffer any loss, right?"

The male audience in the cinema burst into laughter, God is so rich that he doesn’t want to let outsiders live.

Lin Wanqing reached out and pinched Xu Nuo.

Xu Nuo did not dare to say anything. There is a lot of large-scale content in this movie.

As soon as the scene changed, Brother Dao took his mobile phone and called the police, "My wife let someone else sleep with her, and no one cares about it. We are not married, but we have real feelings. Even if we are married, no one cares about it. And No law! What the hell kind of lawyer are you? Hey, hey!"

The audience's faces were frozen with laughter.

Xiaojun came in with jade, and Brother Dao said another classic line, "You insulted my personality, and you also insulted my IQ!"

Brother Dao lay in the bathhouse with tears streaming down his face, "The world has changed, but there are no good people anymore."

A thief lamenting that there are no good people makes people laugh out loud.

Mike descended from the ceiling, but it turned out that the rope was bought by a profiteer. He couldn't reach the jade, and he was so angry that he cursed, "I'll punch your lungs out!"

Xiaojun grabbed the fake jade, then put the real jade in, played with Mike some more, and then sounded the alarm.

Bao Shihong arrived and shouted angrily in a hoarse voice, "Is this a public toilet? Come and leave whenever you want!"

On the other side, Mike is trapped in a vent and Darkskin is trapped in a sewer.

The Dao Brother trio sold the jadeite to Feng Dong, but found out that it was a fake. Only then did they realize that the jadeite given by Xie Xiaomeng was real.

The three of them worked blindly, but it turned out that they were working in vain and missed the real jadeite by mistake.

They decided to exchange Xie Xiaomeng for jade.

"We have never done this business. This is kidnapping. Are we not professional?"

Bao Shihong and Sanbao, who were separated by a wall, were bandaging the wound.

Dao Ge said to the phone fiercely: "Are you Xie Xiaomeng's father? Bring the jade to exchange for him, otherwise I will..."

"Otherwise, you will kill him, right? I know. Thank you. I don't want to see him for a day."

The factory manager hung up the phone.

"Hello! Hello!"

In the end, Bao Shihong took the things to redeem Xie Xiaomeng.

Heipi was in the sewer. He tried hard to get through the phone, but Dao Ge hung up mercilessly.

"NMLGB!" Heipi's classic Chinese curse made people laugh.

Dao Ge rode his bike to snatch the bag from Bao Shihong's hand, and then hit his head on the door that suddenly opened and died on the spot.

At this time, Heipi's phone called again. The first time, Dao Ge hung up the phone, and the second time, Dao Ge was already dead, which was very ironic.

Xiaojun was arrested for kidnapping.

Bao Shihong thought he had finally found the real jadeite, so he put the fake jadeite in his pocket and lived a carefree life, but he found that the factory had been sold.

After Mike escaped, he happened to meet Hei Pi who crawled out of the sewer, and the two thieves met dramatically.

At the end of the story, Si Yan was shot dead by Feng Dong with an arrow.

Mike killed Feng Dong with a flying knife and took the jadeite, but found that he had killed his employer.

"I'll kill you!"

Bao Shihong bravely captured the international thief!

At the end of the movie, Bao Shihong's wife, who least needed the jadeite, got the jadeite.

Hei Pi was hungry for a few days, so he robbed a piece of bread and ran away frantically on the viaduct, which became a classic shot.

The three Dao Ges, one died, one was caught, and the other was on the run.

Mike was caught, and Feng Dong and Si Yan both died.

At the end of the movie, Huang Bin sang, "The light of justice shines on the earth, illuminating every dark place..."

Huang Bin, who sang "The Way of Justice", finally fled in a panic on the viaduct because of a bread grab, which was full of irony.

Thieves also have their own code of conduct, robbing the rich to help the poor, these so-called chivalrous spirits do not exist in the movie at all, thieves are thieves, and thieves are thieves.

The lights in the theater came on.

The audience left one after another, "It's so good."

"I strongly recommend this movie."

On July 2, "Crazy Stone" made a comeback at the box office, with a single-day box office of 55 million.

The box office of "Shura" collapsed, falling to 120 million, and "Legend of Myth" fell to 110 million.

The first day of harvesting leeks finally caused these movies to suffer a backlash.

The one-sided negative reviews on the Internet made the producers who were originally preparing to rush again anxious.

However, after a careful investigation, it was found that these people were really not water troops.

The increase of 20 million for "Crazy Stone" is nothing, but it stands out among the movies with declining box office.

The general trend has been established.