Chapter 57: Splatoon in Sleep

The residents who didn't have much food left at home ate a bellyful of icicles to trick their stomachs and quickly went to bed.

When you fall asleep, you won't feel hungry and look forward to waking up the next day.

After all, living one more day is a gain.

The more than 300 families who enjoyed a big meal at night were really full.

They all touched their round stomachs and lay down on the bed with a dizzy head.

Before falling asleep, they were still sighing.

"This meal is equivalent to several previous meals. I won't be hungry even if I eat for three days."

It was late at night, and the whole community fell into silence.

I don't know which family started it.

There was a "dong" sound, followed by a "puchichichi~" sound.

It was very loud in the quiet community.

It was like the frog croaking in summer, with a beginning, and the subsequent ups and downs, but the sound was very different.

"Sizzle~"

"Puff~Bang! Puff~Puff~Bang!"

"Bang! Bang!"

Many people were awakened, thinking an earthquake had occurred.

Zhao Dandan also loved eating pig intestines, so she ate all of them by herself.

It was just that her weight was too big, so the sleeping pills didn't work very well for her, and she still hadn't fallen asleep yet.

But laxatives didn't care about that.

Zhao Dandan's fat face was shaking, and her fingers were pinching the sheets until they turned pale.

Lying on her side in the quilt, she quietly lifted the quilt to one side, and then stuck her butt out, not daring to use too much force, as that might bring out the poop.

"This should be a fart."

"Fairies fart silently. Although no one knows now, you still have to stay elegant."

Zhao Dandan tried to control her muscles and tried to clamp them, but faced with the fierce attack.

The defense line she had worked hard to build was collapsed in one go.

A lingering, even inflected "10 beats E6" high note came out!

It was so long and so powerful.

A certain letter came and had to kneel down to beg her to be a guest at the concert.

But this was not over yet, followed by a super loud "bang".

The whole villa shook.

A dark yellow window grille appeared on the originally clear window.

Zhao Dandan wanted to die.

When you have diarrhea, you must never believe any fart!

This is the lesson.

The next morning, Zhou Xun saw that many residents had opened their windows in such cold weather.

They kept going up from downstairs to carry snow, but after running for a while, they squatted on the ground with their hands on their stomachs and dared not move.

When they got up, there was a pool of yellow water on the ground, which had already frozen into ice.

Many people's crotches were yellow, and some were still oozing with oil, but they had frozen into ice, and they walked like they were wearing armor, making a lot of noise.

But even so, they still pursed their lips and said nothing, and carried snow home one by one.

This is because there is a lot of fat in the buttocks, which is resistant to freezing. If it were somewhere else, it would have been unusable long ago.

These guys are now completely concerned about their heads and not their buttocks. Some of them have let themselves go. Anyway, they are all covered with their faces, and it is unclear who is who. What's the point? Hurry up and get the snow up.

Because of the ice, the crotches of each person's pants were hanging down tightly, almost drooping to the knees.

Their legs were staggering, like penguins, walking and shitting, and the whole community was almost like a mountain of Arctic shit.

The originally white snow was sprinkled with a piece of burnt yellow.

Looking down from the upstairs, it looked like a whole piece of yellow chocolate ice cream.

Many people were very curious and asked in the group what happened.

"I seemed to hear someone setting off firecrackers outside last night. It's not even the New Year yet, why are they so showy?"

"I thought it was an earthquake. I had to lie under the bed all night, but I was freezing."

"What's going on? I saw a lot of people going down to get snow. They just wanted to get snow, but why did they pee and poop everywhere? Aren't they afraid of freezing Kun'er?"

"What a low-class person. What a high-end community. You have to run farther to get snow in the future."

"Damn it, you're covered with your head, but don't think I can't recognize you. You have three days to clean up the downstairs, or I'll call out your names one by one."

After cleaning up the more than 300 residents who ate pig intestines for a whole day, they immediately tagged Zhou Xun in the small group and asked what was going on.

"Everyone had diarrhea last night. There must be something fishy going on. Zhou Xun, you must come out quickly and give an explanation."

"I was wondering why he was so kind to give us supplies. It turns out he was waiting here. Damn it, he is such a jerk."

"I have saved up some money with great difficulty, but now it is all gone. Zhou Xun, you must compensate me, otherwise I will never forgive you."

"Why waste your time talking to him? Let's go again and smash the window directly. This time, we can just take it ourselves."

"Yes, Zhou Xun is hopeless, so we must take extraordinary measures. He forced us to do this."

"Oh my, I don't know what happened. I'm afraid that the pig intestines may have gone bad and you have eaten something that upset your stomach."

"I am really sorry. It's all my fault. I apologize to everyone."

"Let's do this. After you recover, I will give you some good things and make sure you make up for all the losses."

Zhou Xun tried his best to explain in the group, for fear that they would really come to visit him again, looking cowardly.

This group of people just wanted to scare Zhou Xun, and did not dare to go out. After all, their stomachs were still growling until now, and they had to eat every half an hour.

Some people have nothing to poop now and can only squeeze out some water. If they continue to poop, they will probably suffer from dehydration.

The amount of laxatives Zhou Xun took was sufficient, and it would be impossible to stop without taking it for three days and three nights.

Everyone was satisfied to see Zhou Xun was so scared, but they asked Zhou Xun to disclose all the supplies in his villa.

They must first complete the inventory and then distribute them uniformly.

Zhou Xun immediately sent the video he had prepared to the group.

The room is full of all kinds of fresh food, like a small vegetable market, lobsters, oysters, etc. are all still alive.

Especially the entire cabinet of top-quality wagyu beef, kidneys, abalone, sea cucumbers, etc. that was frozen in Zhou Xun's large freezer made many people scold her at that time.

"You have such a bad idea, you actually used spoiled things to try to get us off your feet. You are not allowed to eat these things now. You must wait until we recover before dividing them."

"Yes, send out the list quickly. If there is one less person in the future, we will never finish with you."

Some people threatened and intimidated Zhou Xun and sang with a red face, and naturally some people sang with a white face to appease Zhou Xun.

They already regard Zhou Xun as a simple-minded guy. After all, he is just a small security guard. With a little bit of tricks, he is not very capable.

"I know everyone is angry when they have diarrhea, but this is not Zhou Xun's original intention."

"That's right, you are going a little too far. We are helping Zhou Xun find the truth of life. We must not forget our original intention."

"I have already apologized and my attitude is very sincere. I think let's just forget about it. It doesn't matter if we suffer a little, but we can't let Zhou Xun's heart drop."

"That's right, Zhou Xun must be very upset now and is thinking about how to remedy everyone."

At this time, Bureau Wang, Director Zhao, and Director Zhang saw that it was almost time, and immediately jumped out and took over PUA Zhou Xun's big stick.

Zhao Chu: "Zhou Xun, after you have finished counting the supplies, send me the list separately, and I will distribute it to everyone to ensure fairness and justice."

"You are now almost reaching the same height as us in terms of thoughts and actions, but you are still just a little bit behind."

"When we evacuate in three months, we will definitely jointly recommend you and take you with us."

"These supplies are not for nothing. If Feng Yunshan, Gao Yao and others come to trouble you, they will definitely not stand idly by."

"You must understand our good intentions!"

"Yes, yes, I will definitely do what you want, and I promise to live up to everyone's expectations of me." Zhou Xun held up his phone and laughed.

It was so fun, one person vs. more than 300 people. Zhou Xun felt like he was slipping a big fish, and his whole body was excited.

It was really fun to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. He still wanted to play. He just hoped that they would wake up slowly.