Chapter 52: A Licker Is a Dog, Not a Human
Ye Ming slept for a whole day and night, and woke up in the evening of the next day.
The first thing she did when she woke up was to take out her phone and check the messages.
She was immediately happy after seeing the message Zhou Xun left her.
She really didn't expect that Zhou Xun would beat the two guys back.
She hurriedly got up, put on her clothes, moved the furniture blocking the door, and walked out.
Wang Defa, who was sitting on the sofa watching the movie and self-strategizing, immediately stood up, closed the computer, and hurriedly zipped up his pants.
"Hiss~"
The speed was too fast and the force was too strong. The zipper clamped a layer of skin and caused a small wound on Wang Defa's good brother.
Wang Defa didn't care about the piercing pain, bent his body, and walked to the bathroom. Two buckets were burning on the charcoal fire, and they were slightly steaming.
"Mingming, I've already boiled the hot water you asked for, and it's been keeping it warm."
"You must be hungry, I'll get you some food now, and you can wash after you finish eating."
Ye Ming rolled his eyes, looked at Wang Defa's crotch, and knelt down with both knees together.
Gently helped him take off his pants, and looked at Wang Defa's injured good brother lovingly, with a face full of heartache.
"Look at you, why are you so careless."
"Go get the medicine, if you don't treat it quickly, the injury will be difficult to heal, if the injury is not healed, how can you use it."
Wang Defa immediately ran to get a bottle of blue medicine and a band-aid, handed it to Ye Ming, and took the opportunity to touch her little hand.
"It's just a little injury, it's okay, I'm not afraid of pain."
"Mingming, let's do it again later, please."
Ye Ming didn't say anything, and her little hand gently stroked it. Wang Defa immediately saluted, pulling the wound, and he kept breathing cold air in pain.
"You're just being stubborn. Doesn't it hurt? It's more important to recover."
"Besides, I have nowhere to go now. Can I run away? When your injury is healed, we can come for a day and do whatever you want."
Wang Defa was extremely excited. He hugged Ye Ming's head, wrestled a few times, and began to shiver.
Ye Ming was extremely disgusted in his heart, but still pretended to be smiling, gently wiped off the jelly, and lightly hit Wang Defa.
"Hate it, look at you, you made it all over my face."
"Okay, you continue to study. I'll take a shower first, then go to cook. Let me serve you in the future. This is what I should do."
Wang Defa nodded up and down, laughing, and the corners of his mouth were more upturned than his upturned lips.
The hot water was limited, so Ye Ming took a simple shower. Although the indoor temperature was only a dozen degrees, she was only wearing a T-shirt of Wang Defa, revealing two white jade-like thighs.
I came to the kitchen, found a good position and angle to set up the phone, and clicked to shoot.
She took out the only piece of pork belly from Wang Defa's supplies and cut it into large pieces with skillful techniques.
First, fry it in oil until both sides are golden brown.
Then, boil the rock sugar until it is red and bubbling, and add a large bottle of mineral water.
Pour the sugar-colored water into the meat, add onion, ginger, star anise, dried chili, bay leaves, soy sauce, dark soy sauce, oyster sauce, and fermented bean curd juice.
Finally, pour in a bottle of beer and simmer on low heat for 40 minutes.
This invincible braised pork is out of the pot.
Although it is not perfect without tiger skin eggs and green peppers, it is extremely luxurious to be able to eat this thing in this situation now.
Ye Ming ate a large piece first and nodded with satisfaction. She was still very confident in her cooking skills.
After all, as a professional gold digger, she has to have a delicate figure and face, and she has to be proficient in cooking, which are all plus points.
Taking off the phone, Ye Ming edited it a little and focused the perspective on herself.
With wet hair, a white T-shirt, and meticulous cooking, she looks like a gentle and virtuous housewife.
She sent the video to Zhou Xun and added some witty remarks.
"This is my first time trying to make braised pork. Fortunately, it didn't fail. Brother Xun, please give me a review."
"If you want to eat it, I can send some to you now."
After Ye Ming sent the message, she brought the meat to the table and asked Wang Defa to come over for dinner.
She was chewing the meat, but her eyes were always on the phone.
She was extremely anxious, expecting Zhou Xun to reply to her message.
Wang Defa praised Ye Ming fiercely, and his words were extremely disgusting.
"Mingming, you don't know, I almost knelt down when I saw you cooking just now."
"You know, you perfectly reproduced the image of my wife in my heart. If there is no doomsday, how nice it would be for us to be together for the rest of our lives."
Ye Ming was very annoyed when she saw Zhou Xun hadn't replied yet, but she still forced a smile and talked to Wang Defa.
"Don't think too much. Aren't we together now? You will often see me cooking in the future."
Wang Defa took a bite of the braised pork, his face full of tears, and he cried.
"Wuwuwu, this is too delicious."
He wiped his tears, looked at Ye Ming with burning eyes, and said something shocking.
"Unfortunately, I also know that if it weren't for the doomsday, you wouldn't come to me."
"I hope you can fulfill another wish of mine. If we don't have food in the future, I will commit suicide."
"When the time comes, you can make a meal of braised pork with my meat like you did just now, so that I can truly merge with you."
"Ugh!" Ye Ming couldn't stand it anymore and turned to run to the toilet.
Meat is a precious thing, Ye Ming forced herself to swallow it.
Looking at herself in the mirror, Ye Ming shuddered.
Wang Defa outside is definitely mentally ill. His shocking ideas are really too shocking...
Ye Ming really can't think of any words to describe it.
"Ding Dong!"
The phone rang, and Ye Ming's face was happy. She hurriedly picked it up to check.
But it was not sent by Zhou Xun, but a message from Qian Ganqian.
Qian Ganqian sent a few photos and a small table of food, full of food.
Although they were all packaged foods, pig's trotters, chicken feet, duck legs, etc., they were still very rich.
"Mingmei, where are you now? Are you still with Gao Yao?"
"Come to my place. It's not only safe, but there are also delicious foods. When you come, I will definitely treat you well."
Ye Ming's mind immediately emerged with the two hours of hell. Qian Ganqian was simply a pervert among perverts.
He was even more perverted than Gao Yao, and he was completely different from Wang Defa.
She suspected that if she really fell into Qian Ganqian's hands, she would definitely be the one to be made into meat.
But her current goal was to go to Zhou Xun. At worst, Wang Defa's place would be okay. She would never go to Qian Ganqian's place.
She picked up her phone and sent a voice message to Qian Ganqian.
"You pervert, don't even think about it. I would rather starve to death than go to your place."
"Also, don't send me messages in the future. I'm afraid Zhou Xun will misunderstand!"
Soon, Qian Ganqian replied.
"So you went to Zhou Xun, you bitch, Gao Yao is right, it's you who betrayed us."
"Okay, you wait, Zhou Xun will be in trouble soon."
"When that time comes, I'll see what you can do, you'd better pray that you don't fall into my hands, otherwise I'll kill you!"
"Knock, knock, knock!" Wang Defa knocked on the door outside, asking with concern.
"Mingming, are you okay? I was just joking just now, don't take it seriously."
"Come and eat, it's almost cold, it won't taste good if it's cold."
Ye Ming opened the door and walked out, but saw Wang Defa holding the bowl in his arms, keeping it warm with his body.
His face was full of hope, like a puppy waiting for praise.
Ye Ming was about to reach out to satisfy Wang Defa's dog-licking psychology, and the phone rang again.
This time it was Zhou Xun who replied, and it was also a video. Ye Ming's face was happy, and he withdrew his hand and turned to hide in the bedroom, ready to watch it carefully.
"Bang!" Wang Defa was disappointed.
"Mingming, the food is really getting cold!"
"Eat it yourself, I have no appetite." Ye Ming's voice came from inside the house.
Wang Defa looked lonely and aggrieved. He took the meat out of his arms and put it in the refrigerator.
He walked back to the sofa quietly, turned on the computer, and immersed himself in his own world.