Chapter 982 Who?
Every time you swear to lose weight, you have to say it out loud.
Not that he seemed determined.
Mainly for...
It's just a matter of scaring this body.
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 3723 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
It's late at night and people are not quiet.
Other sects pay attention to silence at night.
Practice when you should practice, sleep when you should sleep, patrol when you should patrol, find a wife when you should, ahem...
But in Tianmo Sect, it’s a lively night.
Those who play mahjong, those who fight martial arts, those who refine corpses, and those who gamble.
There are even late-night snacks!
It turns out that when I was in my hometown, there were those night owl demon cultivators who howled like wild cats.
Now there are more demon cultivators under his command, and the ghosts are screaming one after another.
If it weren't for Zhang Dazong's repeated orders to catch the ghosts and chop them up and feed them to water unicorns, these guys would be able to howl until dawn.
But even after giving the order, "meow" sounds could be heard from time to time all around.
If you can't meow like a ghost, just meow like a cat, and meow, meow, meow.
Do I have to act coquettishly and smell your scent once in a while?
One day he was caught by the sect leader and he was completely dead.
In addition to the screaming ghosts, there are also those wandering around.
It's just a guard, the key is some magic cultivation, he travels at night!
He raised his toes and wandered around in his sleep.
It is said that this is a popular practice method among demonic cultivators recently. It is said that it absorbs the aura of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and moon.
During this time, I scared the sect leader several times.
It's not that being ugly scares the sect leader.
What a joke, Sect Leader Zhang has seen more ugly people than he has eaten in these years. If you want to scare this sect leader, you have to be ugly to a certain level.
The main thing is, if you just go out for a night walk, why would you sleep naked?
You are very brave!
I'm not afraid of the scolding of these ghosts from the sect. I'm looking for you to show off, right?
There are really more and more perverts in the sect now!
The sect leader's solution to this problem was that whoever dared to go out for night walks would be locked in a latrine and let him suck it off.
Solve the problem in one go!
"How much fat is there when drinking and singing? For example, there is still not enough fat on the elbow!"
Outside the kitchen, Sect Leader Zhang Da swayed over, and it was time for the much-loved midnight snack again.
You can go to bed later (because you have slept enough during the day), but you can only have a midnight snack once a day.
Which one is more important and precious? Needless to say?
Open up!
Serve!
For late-night snacks, I usually eat something simple.
First serve eight dishes of four cold and four hot dishes to warm up your stomach.
Then there are sixteen large dishes and thirty-two small dishes.
At the end of the day, if you have some drinks, you won’t be able to count the melons and fruits.
After sitting down, Zhang Dazong rubbed his belly and prepared to eat. He threw a piece of meat to the water unicorn outside the pavilion.
Yang Shuo, who was following Sect Master Zhang, stood quietly aside, looking at the water unicorn and admiring it.
To be honest, even if he sees this water unicorn every day recently, Yang Shuo still feels magical.
This is actually a monster!
How did it develop like this? It couldn't have also learned the master's demon-devouring technique.
Tsk tsk tsk, what kind of beast does someone raise?
"Yang Shuo, sit down and let's eat together. Did the cook who made Huxi vinegar fish for me yesterday deduct the money? Yes, that's it!"
Yang Shuo smiled and said: "Sect Master, you may not be able to eat that dish."
"What the hell? There are also dishes that this sect master won't eat? Can it transform or what?"
"That's not true. It is said that to eat this dish, you have to be close to the water, look at the river, watch the sky and the earth without people, slowly take a chopstick and taste it carefully."
"Oh, what then?"
"Then you can quickly throw the cook and vegetables into the water."
Sect Leader Zhang Dada patted his belly and laughed out loud.
Yang Shuo also sat down slowly. It was a good time to eat and drink with the sect master like this.
The only pity is that when the sect leader is doing important things, he is not around.
Damn it, it's all cheap for that old bald man.
Let him become a legend following the sect master. Elder Bald is famous all over the world, and people are simply jealous to death.
Alas, now that all nations have been unified, the world has returned to its lord.
It is really difficult for him to defeat Elder Tu in terms of reputation and career.
Because there is no chance!
Yang Shuo looked a little unwilling. If he had known that the sect master was doing such a big thing here, he would have had to row over even if he had to get a wooden basin and two rolling pins.
Seeing that Yang Shuo was still looking a little sad, Sect Master Zhang couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong? Has someone offended you, Elder Yang?"
Hearing the words "Great Elder", Yang Shuo perked up and said with a smile, "That's not the case. As long as you are here, the sect master, no one dares to come to us and cause trouble."
Zhang Dazong said: "This is wrong. Didn't this old bald man get beaten just today? I heard he was beaten badly. Have you gone to see him?"
Yang Shuo just wanted to laugh, but he immediately held it back and said with a "sad" expression: "I've seen it, the injury is not serious. I originally planned to let Wuxing Dan show him. But the group of people under Elder Tu didn't do anything at all. If they don’t believe Wuxiao Dan and say that Wuxiao Dan will take advantage of Elder Tu, they took Elder Tu out of the mansion and went to find that idiot, the magic doctor.”
Sect Leader Zhang nodded and said: "You can do it even if you're a fool. Who beat the old bald man? Have you caught him?"
Yang Shuo shook his head and said, "I don't know. They are still being arrested! But it shouldn't be possible to escape. The shoe prints on Elder Bald's forehead are too clear. You can find them by comparing them. Now I have some guesses."
"That's good! Find a way to catch him, lest the old bald man wakes up and screams again."
Grand Sect Master Zhang didn't take it seriously.
Such situations are more common when I was in my hometown. For example, Old Li would have one or two times every year.
The worst time, Old Li had dozens of transparent holes all over his body. He even said that he was going to stab the girl, but he ended up getting stabbed even more miserably.
Yang Shuo said softly: "Sect Master, do you want to go to the Temple of God recently? Let me check this place thoroughly before I say anything."
Grand Sect Master Zhang waved his hand and said: "No need, the Temple of God is very dull, there is no fireworks at all. Every day they worship gods, like flies, and they kowtow to me like pounding garlic when they see me, and they can't even speak clearly, so I won't go."
Yang Shuo smiled in his heart, as expected, the Sect Master is still a big devil in his bones, and he is only comfortable in the Demon Sect.
There is no need to mention this matter. With the Sect Master's skills, anyone who dares to assassinate the Sect Master is really asking for trouble.
The dishes came up quickly, and Grand Master Zhang was ready to eat. He rolled up his sleeves and asked, "You just said that you had a guess. Who do you think did it?"
Yang Shuo replied, "There are only a few people in the sect who dare to beat the bald elder. I guess it must be that the bald elder withheld the food of Little Dragon Lord again, so he was beaten by Little Dragon Lord."
"Oh, Little Dragon Lord."
Grand Master Zhang nodded and picked up an elbow.
Just as he was about to eat, Grand Master Zhang suddenly reacted.
"Who? Who were you just now? Dragon Lord?"