Chapter 974: Saint Zhang
No one may believe the truth told by this sect leader.
But they must study carefully the farts made by our sect leader.
This is asking for trouble!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 6398 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Xiao Huang could endure the excitement in his heart, but did not choose to wake up right now.
He knows his father's temper all too well.
Even if it was really planted, dad would not give it to him directly.
I am researching again and again, and I don’t know how long it will take.
Dad is the laziest!
You can tell by watching him make pots that he is surprisingly lazy.
People spend three days fishing and two days drying the nets.
Dad sleeps for three days and lets others fish for two days. As for drying the net, what kind of net is drying? If you dare to post something on the Internet, be careful to expose your face!
Xiao Huang secretly decided that this kind of thing could only be solved with his old skills.
Yes, that’s stealing!
Just wait, wait until dad falls asleep one day, and steal it secretly.
Wait, how can stealing from dad be called stealing?
That's called taking!
As for making mistakes?
Are you kidding me? If a son doesn’t teach me, it’s his father’s fault. If I steal from my father, it’s his fault!
That’s it, it’s such a happy decision.
Xiao Huang closed his eyes again and pretended to sleep.
No one can discover his flaws!
I’ll steal daddy’s goodies!
…
Set sail and go home.
When he arrived he was vigorous and high-spirited.
When we went back, half of the people were gone, and the rest just wanted to sleep, and they all looked like they had been hollowed out.
But this big victory is definitely a turning point in their lives.
Anyone who can participate in this war and survive will have no problem raising their status by a few levels after returning.
Those who were a little more diligent even started writing articles for newspapers.
Are you kidding me? A battle of this level will definitely shock the world.
Those of them who have personally fought on the front lines and faced off against the Lord will be a hot commodity when they return.
It’s enough for them to brag for a lifetime!
Relying on the contribution of this group of "hard-working people", before Master Zhang Dazong returned to Wanguo, the newspaper first helped Master Zhang Dazong review the story.
The headline is "Holy Lord Zhang, the True God of Heaven and Earth!" 》
When Master Zhang saw this title, his first reaction was, who is spreading rumors about him again?
But after reading the article, Sect Leader Zhang could only chuckle.
The great hero who saves mankind from all over the world?
Is he so noble?
This sect leader is just doing it for his own little life.
However, there seems to be no conflict between the two, and they complement each other.
That’s all, I’ll let you brag about your bullshit this time.
Anyway, after this, I'm afraid no one will be able to come and expose his hideousness.
True God?
This title is really...speechless.
The Lord has wanted to get this "true God" all his life, but in the end, he was one step ahead of the Lord and did it in the newspaper.
In the eyes of Sect Master Zhang Da, the "true god" is just like that.
I haven't seen anyone else, but he interacts with him often.
Is the devil also a true god?
Therefore, the true god is only slightly more powerful than him.
His nickname is Zhang Laoba.
Then the true god is just the sixth child.
After a few chuckles, Sect Master Zhang threw the newspaper aside.
Looking at the sea outside, Sect Master Zhang lay down, rubbing his belly and smiling slightly.
Even if there are stormy waves, there will also be calm moments.
If you want to have enough food and have a day of leisure, who is like a god? I am a god!
…
after a while.
All nations, everywhere.
"Report, report, report, Zhang Dazong's main force will kill the Lord, and the world will be at peace!"
"Report, repay, repay, the palace of the gods has changed its owner, the generals of all countries have allied themselves, and Holy Lord Zhang is in charge of the world!"
"Report, report! Fresh and hot gossip, Holy Master Zhang will carry out reforms and promote the Holy Tree. From now on, famine will no longer exist, and the world will be prosperous!"
…
In the streets and alleys, from thousands of countries, news is flying all over the sky.
Some storytellers began to compile the deeds of Sect Master Zhang into a book vividly.
There were even more nefarious people who went around to inquire about the inside story, and then they were all impressed by the methods of Sect Master Zhang.
The more you know, the more you can feel the power of Holy Master Zhang.
The deeper you understand, the more you can understand how terrifying Holy Master Zhang is.
What does it mean to kill the enemy with wisdom and pacify the world with brains?
What is called planning as deep as the sea, relying on backhand to smooth things over?
The more Sect Master Zhang's story is discovered, the more people talk about it.
At this point, the name of Holy Master Zhang began to become a legend among legends. All kinds of storytellers, poem writers, and jokers all liked to bring Holy Master Zhang along with them.
For example, a lunar eclipse is called "Tianzhu Eclipse" by many people to describe the power of Zhang Dazong.
Another example is the allusion "Lao Ba uprooted the Tongtian tree", which became a famous sentence describing a person's great strength.
In this regard, Sect Master Zhang was speechless after hearing this.
One day when I was listening to a pipa tune, I heard "The Pig Eclipses the Moon" again. Zhang Dazong couldn't help complaining and said, "Can you please stop using him as an allusion?" He immediately scared the girl who was playing the tune. Pipa covered her face.
As a result, the next day there was a new saying "Pig hugging the pipa and half covering the face", which was used to describe the modesty of the leader Zhang Da.
In this regard, the speechless Sect Master Zhang was even more speechless.
And he could only be speechless.
Because if he says anything else, he may add new idioms to the students.
He really didn't want to put any more pressure on these students!
The alliance is still going smoothly.
The three parties are all in favor of the three major forces forming a complete alliance and jointly governing the world, and there is no special resistance.
The only problem is that the demon cultivators under the Grand Master Zhang are more likely to cause trouble.
But the Grand Elder Yang brought by the Grand Master Zhang has a complete set of governance methods, which is very effective and guarantees that everyone is satisfied.
Even the demon cultivators killed by the Grand Elder Yang have to give praise! (Otherwise, even the corpse ghosts will not be at peace)
After Yang Shuo and his men arrived in Wan Guo, they were first extremely surprised at the huge power of the Grand Master Zhang.
Although they were a little mentally prepared for this.
But when they really knew that the Grand Master Zhang was now the boss of Wan Guo, they were still shocked and excited.
The master is the boss, so they are at least the best of the best.
Looking at the people they can mobilize under their command, Yang Shuo and his men kept saying "Fuck" for ten days.
Even the always cunning old Li, after figuring out how rich and powerful the clan leader is now, immediately felt that he was late.
If I had known that the clan leader was so awesome, who would still stay in my hometown!
What a thousand wives, too little! Too little!
In Wan Guo, at least ten thousand should be the starting point.
What?
The clan leader still has power in the abyss?
There are even a lot of abyss aliens who seek refuge?
There is no problem playing with the snake girl!
Oh my God!
Clan leader, I, old Li, came too late!
Elder Li beat his chest and stamped his feet, feeling that he had wasted countless time, and all the thousand concubines in his hometown were immediately forgotten.
Let's go to the abyss first and see the snake girl!
Good, really good!
Clan leader, can this bull head also be played?