Chapter 808 Come Quickly!
Opportunities are like the hair on an old bald man's forehead.
There aren't many of them to begin with.
You can catch them if you catch them.
If you don't catch them, they may be gone!
——Taken from the Supreme Saint Demon of Heaven and Earth, Zhang Moshen's "My Diary" Chapter 4506
Little Dragon Lord raised his head in astonishment.
There was a big puzzle in his small eyes!
After realizing what Zhang Laoba was saying.
The first thing that Little Dragon Lord thought was, Zhang Laoba, you are bullying dragons too much, I want to fight you.
But this thought could only flash by.
If they really wanted to do it, given her current state of having sacrificed her soul.
Zhang Laoba could make her suffer with just one thought, and it wouldn't be a particularly difficult thing to kill her.
I can bear it!
Little Dragon Lord neither nodded nor shook his head.
It's fine to slander her for eating foot skin, but he actually wanted her to admit it, dreaming!
But Zhang Mo looked at her expression of silence.
He just thought she was acquiescing.
I knew you must have secretly eaten the things of this sect master. Otherwise, how could it explode?
Zhang Mo said slowly, "Don't do this again. Besides, it doesn't taste good!"
When Xiaolong heard this, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
How did you know?
Fuck, Zhang Laoba, you are not...
Zhang Mo touched his chin and thought carefully.
In this case, the situation should be that Xiaolong was stained with my things, such as hair. Then Zhu Huai accidentally ate it, so it exploded!
Is this the case, right?
I always feel that something seems to be wrong.
But Zhang Mo couldn't figure out what was wrong for a while.
We have to experiment again.
Forget about using Xiaolong for the experiment. She is too small, and I am afraid that she will explode. Then I have to change another little demon beast to rub my back in the future.
Other little demon beasts are very rough, and their skills are not in place. The key is that they don't look as good as Xiaolong, so they are not good to rub.
The most important thing for taking a bath is to...look good.
Well, you have to look good, everyone knows.
Who should I try it on?
Who has thick skin and flesh and is not afraid of explosion? I can try it casually?
Zhang Mo really didn't think it through for a while.
But this idea should be correct.
In the future, if you don't like someone, just add some of my foot skin and nose boogers to his food. This stuff is not worse than poison!
And it's hard to detect!
Tsk tsk tsk, why do I feel that I am becoming more and more evil now?
It must be led astray by Yang Shuo, Lao Gou, Lao Tu and others.
Alas, this sect master is such a pure and upright person, but he has been polluted. No wonder people say that the world is a big dye vat!
Zhang Mo sighed repeatedly, frowned, and was heartbroken.
His expression fell into Xiao Longjun's eyes, and Xiao Longjun could only guess secretly.
"Who is Zhang Laoba planning to plot against again?"
If Xiao Longjun knew what Zhang Mo was thinking now, he would definitely spit on his face.
You are still polluted by the world, I think the world is polluted by you!
…
After kneading for a while, he lay down on the chair and took a short nap. Then the great sect master Zhang let Xiaolong go.
This sect master still has important things to do.
It’s so tiring to do this every day.
Now that he has become the master, why can’t he just lie down and do nothing?
I was thinking of starting to refine the pot today.
But it’s obviously not right today. As for what’s wrong?
This sect master can only say that he’s not in the right mood.
When to start refining, let’s talk about it when the mood is right.
I’d better take out the mechanical mirror first, slam it hard a few times, and then contact Yang Shuo and others in my hometown.
“Yang Shuo, Lao Gou, where are the people?”
Zhang Mo shouted.
The long-quiet Tianmo Sect’s main hall immediately moved.
Soon, Yang Shuo, Lao Gou, Lao Li and Fu Mei all ran over happily.
"Brother Zhang!"
"Master, you are still alive, Master... Bah, bah, bah, what I mean is that you look alive and well."
"Master, is there something wrong? I have something to tell you. Xiao Huang is missing!"
Yang Shuo hurried to report the most important thing first.
But his news could only cause Zhang Mo to curse.
"Xiao Huang is almost making a scene here, and you just reported it. It's three years and three years, how many years will it take for you to come here? By the time you come, this master will have conquered Wan Guo!"
Zhang Mo just finished saying this.
Yang Shuo and others were refreshed!
"Master, have you really conquered Wan Guo?"
"Master, you are too awesome!"
"In that case, I have to come to Wan Guo too."
Old Li, the old dog's eyes lit up.
Good guy, you don't plan to come if there is no benefit, right?
All waiting to come and pick the fruits!
How can there be such subordinates, waiting for this sect master to conquer the world, and you just lie down.
Is this reasonable? This is absolutely unreasonable!
"Stop talking nonsense. Come here quickly, I need you to conquer the territory. This sect master has laid a good foundation for you now, just waiting for you to come, do it quickly. If you can't, take two rolling pins, get a bathtub, and paddle over to me!"
Zhang Mo said loudly.
Yang Shuo nodded repeatedly, and no one dared to refute at this time.
The sect master was obviously really a little angry.
Indeed, they have been lazy for a little too long in the past two years.
"Okay, sect master, I will arrange it immediately."
Yang Shuo said hurriedly.
Only Fumei was the most active, and she shouted loudly: "Brother Zhang, don't worry, I will definitely come first. The sea can't stop me!"
Fumei's voice almost shook Zhang Mo's phantom away.
It is obvious that her cultivation has improved again.
It can be seen at a glance that many demon cultivators of the Tianmo Sect have suffered from the "poisonous hands".
"Uh... Changnier, you can go slower."
Zhang Mo hurriedly advised.
Good guy, you are coming here, you are not going to suck this sect master first. Seeing your increasingly exaggerated figure and muscles, this sect master is really a little scared.
Too lazy to say more, Zhang Mo finally said: "Yang Shuo, leave it to you. Come to me as quickly as possible! Lao Li, you don't have to stay at home, come to me together!"
"Okay, sect master, hey, sect master, I have something to report, we are about to take down the small countries around here... Sect Master!"
Zhang Mo's figure disappeared again.
Others are fine, only Lao Li has a different look.
"What does the Sect Master mean? This time I have to go too! Haven't I always stayed at home?"
Old Li said he couldn't understand.
It's not that he didn't want to go, it's just... well, he just didn't want to go.
How comfortable it is to lie down at home!
He still has one or two thousand beautiful wives and concubines.
Yang Shuo said slowly: "I'm afraid the Sect Master is really short of people. Elder Li, you'll have to go hard this time. I think we should split up into two groups. Elder Gou, Elder Li, and Fu Mei, you take the boat and take the fleet to Wan Guo. I'll finish the last battle here, and then take Miao Li, Xiong Wudi, Xiao Xiao and the others with me. I estimate that I should arrive one or two years later than you."
Old Li's face was almost wrinkled into a rag.
"Who will take care of the old home?"
Yang Shuo said: "Leave it to Tang Xiao for the time being."
Old Li sighed: "Tang Xiao is such a lucky guy!"