Chapter 826: Speed ​​Up!

Don't always envy others' glamorous lives.

It's because you don't know what price others have paid.

When you know, you won't envy them anymore.

...

Instead, you'll be very jealous, because others may not have paid anything!

——Taken from the Supreme Saint Demon of Heaven and Earth, Zhang Moshen's "My Diary" Chapter 4162

"Good words!"

"Good pig!"

"This pig, it's really a fucking pig!"

As soon as the topic was revealed, the people around applauded first, and then they all started writing.

"What?"

Only Zhang Mo himself was a little confused.

What pig?

He clearly wrote "king"!

It was taken from "King knows the heart of the king, and his sorrows and joys are the same as others".

This is the result of Zhang Dazhu's research all night yesterday.

For this, he even practiced cursive writing!

Strive to show your culture to the extreme.

Isn't this how questions are set!

Find a famous sentence, cut two words from it, and then use it as a topic.

What's wrong, it doesn't work for this sect master?

How did it become a pig?

Hurry up, Grand Master Zhang tilted his head and took a look at what he wrote.

That's right, cursive script, the king!

Maybe the "cursive" is a bit too much?

The cursive script turned into sloppy?

At first glance, don't say it, don't...

Forget it, let's not say it.

The more I look at it, the more it feels wrong. The more I look at it, the more I feel that there is a pig in the word that is laughing at this master.

It's over!

I wanted to show my face, but I didn't expect to show my butt.

The more I look at the "sloppy", the more "wow".

My facial features are all twisted into a ball, and I have to pinch my nose to admit it at this time, otherwise it would be more embarrassing.

The Envoy Fang Ri laughed so hard that he fell backwards. This topic is well-chosen!

As expected of Grand Master Zhang, he is so creative.

But as he laughed, Envoy Fang Ri suddenly thought of something, and the smile on his face disappeared instantly.

Wait, Grand Master Zhang has the blood of the Heavenly Pig. He didn't mean the Heavenly Pig when he came up with this pig character, right?

Shit, is this a test of ancient knowledge!

At what time, Fang Ri, the envoy of the gods, widened his eyes and muttered: "Heavenly Pig! This question is a bit difficult."

His words immediately attracted the attention of other envoys.

"Heavenly Pig?"

"Oh, by the way, I heard that the original title of Zhang Dazhu was to be changed to Heavenly Pig. But later, I don't know why it was not changed."

"Yes, yes. I have seen the bloodline of Heavenly Pig in the newspaper."

"There are also rumors. That is to say, this question is a bit deep."

"Oh, worthy of being Zhang Dazhushi, at first glance, this question is extremely vulgar, but in fact, if you want to answer it well, the knowledge required is unfathomable."

...

I don't know if these people's whispers were intentional.

Anyway, many candidate envoys heard it.

Immediately, he was shocked and tore up the "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Cook Pork" he wrote.

Good guy, he almost became "uneducated".

It seems that this is a trap question.

As expected, he is the sinister master Zhang!

Among all the people who answered the questions, perhaps only Master Yunshan could see something wrong at a glance.

Pig?

Something is wrong.

Zhang Laoba would not ask such a question.

Looking at the way he wrote nonsense, it is clearly another trick.

The question he really wanted to ask would not be "King".

After looking carefully again and again, Master Yunshan was sure that Zhang Laoba must have written "King". You people are all obsessed.

You don't know how much nonsense Zhang Laoba can talk in this regard.

After calming down, Master Yunshan decided to write "Pig" and "King" together.

Be careful, so that Zhang Laoba will not find the flaw and brush me off in the first round.

Jianwu and Lingguan did not laugh from beginning to end.

They immediately realized that there must be something wrong with Zhang Laoba's word.

Seeing Zhang Laoba slowly sitting back, Jianwu said: "Master Zhang, today's question is a bit difficult. I'm afraid not many people can answer it well."

"Deep?"

Master Zhang said that it was difficult even if he had become a "pig".

Just write a few ways to cook pork.

The spiritual official nodded and said: "It is indeed a bit difficult. Let's see how many people can answer it."

Master Zhang looked at the two of them in confusion.

You can't answer this?

You have seen pigs run even if you haven't eaten pork.

What's wrong? You haven't seen pigs run.

Then you have at least seen Master Jianwu.

Of course, you can only say this in your heart. If you say it out loud, Master Jianwu may turn his face...or he may turn his belly and smash you to death.

Master Zhang was very depressed anyway. He didn't play well with his culture and messed it up.

Master Zhang, with a cold face, immediately caused great psychological pressure to all the monks who participated in the selection.

Many people wanted to look at Master Zhang more to find inspiration!

Waiting for others to write is boring.

Therefore, Jianwu and Lingguan started chatting with Zhang Dazhushi again.

"Zhang Dazhushi, in the second round of selection, we plan to let these candidate gods go to Youyuan to complete the task."

"For safety reasons, this time the gods will lead the team and act separately. Do you think there is any problem?"

Zhang Dazhushi frowned when he heard that he was about to start to attack Youyuan.

"So soon?"

Jianwu immediately realized that there was something wrong with Zhang Laoba's words.

It seems that it has to be fast!

"Try to be as fast as possible, so as not to be discovered by Wuji Alliance and Jie Palace, and then they get into a big fight in Youyuan."

"Yes, Commander Zhang. Let's see which way is safer. Let's discuss the route and mission."

Chief Zhang only felt troublesome.

They've made a mess on their own over there, so why are they sending people over in such a hurry?

But now that it’s been said, let’s do it.

After waving his hand, Commander Zhang called Lao Tu over.

"Old Bald, please tell the two envoys, what is the situation in Youyuan now?"

The old bald man nodded repeatedly and said: "Okay, sect master. The fight in Youyuan is a mess right now. It's you coming and me going, you going up and me down, you going in and me going out..."

"Tell the important point!"

The spirit officer frowned.

Chief Zhang's men are such a group of "wonderful people".

How could Chief Zhang tolerate such a talkative subordinate?

The old bald man paused and said: "The red-eyed evil demon was suppressed and beaten, but he can still hold on now. He was attacked several times in a row, but he is still not dead. Sun Mo, Ran Yizi, Fu Dou and the others will The little demons of Youyuan have all united. Except for the territory we occupy, other places are not safe. If we want to take action, I suggest we just support the red-eyed evil demon and defeat them in one fell swoop."

Lingguan and Jianwu looked at each other.

Sure enough, Zhang Laoba already had the nails to bury into the abyss.

With this plan, and if Zhang Laoba can restrain Jie Palace and the Wuji Alliance, it will be just around the corner to capture Youyuan.

The Lord still sees accurately.

I really can’t give Zhang Laoba any more time.

You must take a bite of it now.

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