Chapter 767 Scare You to Death!
If you don't let go of farts, it will hurt your heart.
No need to squeeze hard, exercise!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 3522 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Zhang Mo's face almost turned green when he heard the first sentence.
It's not strange for this sect leader to shout about beating and killing.
But what you say rhymes so much, you want to take the top prize!
How easy it is for you to talk about this sect leader.
How can you be so helpless!
"You fart, how can you kill Zhang Laoba!"
Zhang Mo's eyes lit up when he heard this.
Oops, there is actually someone who can help my sect leader?
Okay, okay.
It seems there are still people who understand.
Why kill this sect leader? It's completely unnecessary.
If you can, kill the Lord!
Zhang Mo signaled Jia Ming to stop talking, he had to listen to the end.
He leaned against the door and raised his butt and listened carefully. He immediately shouted not to kill the man and continued loudly: "Just killing him would be too easy for him. How many of us did he harm at the foot of Sanjie Mountain? For Zhang Lao Ba, you must first make a slit in his head, then bury him in the soil, then pour poisonous water into it, torture him for more than ten days, and then cut him inch by inch, and let him die. He vomited out everything he knew and didn’t know. It’s not that easy to die!”
"You have to fill his eyes with chili powder!"
"Yes, I have to tie him to a chair, tickle the soles of his feet, and tickle him for three days and three nights!"
…
Zhang Mo didn't want to hear it anymore.
It wasn't that he couldn't bear it mentally, it was mainly that his butt and legs couldn't bear it, so he moved a few steps back.
Jia Ming said with an awkward smile: "You have the same name, you really have the same name. You also know that there are many people with the same name as you. We will never do this to you, certainly not. You see, I am sincere The look in my eyes, you believe me!”
Zhang Mo raised his hand and said: "Okay, you're cruel enough, no need to explain. I can almost see the shit in your eyes!"
He looked up to the sky and sighed softly.
Really, the world laughs at me for being so crazy, and I laugh at the world... you are so crazy!
These people want to kill me because they don’t understand me.
If they knew this sect leader...
Uh, forget it, it’s better not to understand.
I'm afraid I'll be more ruthless if I understand!
Zhang Mo turned around and prepared to leave.
Complain, this must be complained. When I see the Human Emperor, this matter will be judged by the sect leader's score as upper, middle or lower.
It all depends on whether this sect leader surrenders to death or not.
But before Zhang Mo took a few steps, the door to the side hall suddenly opened.
Then several people walked out and when they saw Jia Ming, they immediately clasped their fists and saluted.
"Master Jia, you are here!"
"Master Jia, we just had a chat about various ways to treat Zhang Laoba when he arrives. But I still feel that it is not very satisfying. The destruction of body and soul, and the punishment of ten thousand calamities that you mentioned two days ago are more satisfying. "
When Jia Ming heard this, he quickly stepped forward and covered their mouths and said, "You guys drank too much, you drank too much!"
In a low voice, Jia Ming said beside the group of people: "Shut up and get out of here!"
Several people looked confused and had no idea what was going on.
Mr. Jia is a little strange today!
On weekdays, Mr. Jia is most active when talking about this!
Zhang Mo's face was dark.
Good boy, it turns out you are the one who scolded me the most!
What do you mean? The Wuji Alliance specially sent you to receive this sect leader. Don’t you want to give this sect leader a show of strength?
Let me tell you, this sect leader does not accept this trick.
If you dare to come to this with this sect leader.
Hum!
This sect leader immediately... ran away!
"Oh, is this guy new here? He looks so familiar!"
"It does look familiar. I seem to have seen it somewhere."
"No, it's too familiar. I should see it often!"
Having said this, the group of people suddenly turned around and looked into the side hall. They could see a portrait of Zhang Laoba hanging inside.
Zhang Mo also followed their gazes and looked at him, good guy, from the front, the side, the whole body, and the half body.
There are even naked ones!
This is too much!
What are you studying?
Pure pervert, are you sure your Wuji Alliance is not the Demon Sect?
"The name is the same, right? The portrait is too!"
Zhang Mo looked at Master Jia and said.
Jia Ming seemed to be a little overwhelmed, but at this time, he must not admit it.
"It's just that they look alike. As you know, there are many people who look alike now."
Zhang Mo didn't bother to pay attention to him.
The people in the Wuji Alliance in front of them immediately widened their eyes.
"open……"
"Fuck!"
"He's really here!"
"ah!!"
Suddenly Zhang Mo heard a shout and quickly stepped back to distance himself.
What are you doing? Are you going to take action now?
Tang Ji, hurry up and stop the knife!
There was a ghostly scream, and then he lay down on the ground, and one person fainted.
Zhang Mo was even more shocked when he saw such a performance.
What's going on?
This young man!
The quality of sleep was so good, I fell asleep immediately.
"Uh, is he too excited, or is he having epilepsy?"
The muscles on Jia Ming's face were trembling, and he was obviously fainted from fright.
He also wanted to help find an excuse, a sudden illness or something like that.
As a result, Tang Ji, who was behind Zhang Mo, stepped forward and took a few glances and said, "Sect Master, I was scared by you. Look, I wet my pants."
Zhang Mo said oh.
It seems that being famous is not entirely a bad thing.
No, you can still defeat your opponent like this.
Bah, I told you to kill me, but you have the guts to do that. Bring more pants next time you see me.
Feeling extremely embarrassed, Jia Ming quickly beat and kicked the gang and told them to get out of here.
"Go, go, go, carry him away. It's so embarrassing!"
The gang immediately shrank their heads and quickly carried the man away, not daring to look Zhang Mo in the face.
It seemed that if Zhang Mo looked at them, they would get pregnant on the spot.
Zhang Mo could even hear their whispers.
"Zhang Laoba is so scary!"
"Yeah, I've always heard that he's scary, but today I see that he's really a monster in human skin."
"I'm scared to death, it seems that killing him requires a long-term plan!"
"He just glanced at me, I won't be tricked by him, right?"
...
A group of people left quickly, Jia Ming coughed twice and said: "Brother Zhang, don't worry about it. It's just the people below messing around. I'll ask people to tear this place down immediately today. I promise that there won't be such people getting in the way anymore."
"Okay."
What else can Zhang Mo say? It's your territory, you decide.
"Please come in, Brother Zhang."
Jia Ming led people to continue walking inside.
At this time, people from other halls came out one after another, and began to frantically ask what happened just now, why are people being carried and ghosts screaming.
Quickly, the news spread faster than Zhang Mo and his pace.
"Is Zhang Laoba here? He scared someone to death right after he arrived?"
"This is too scary. Is no one in charge?"
"Why should I care? It's said above that Zhang Laoba is a distinguished guest now. Maybe he can help us defeat the Palace of God?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, I don't care about these. I just want to know who he scared to death?"
"I don't know. But there is one thing I can find out."
"What?"
"Of course it's how ugly Zhang Laoba looks!"
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