Chapter 786 How Dangerous!
A demon cultivator came today.
He said he loved cannibalism the most and would eat people every day.
Because what you eat is what you replenish, so if you eat people, you can become better than others.
This sect leader immediately arranged for him to go to the hut.
Eat all the dirty things for the sect every day.
As he said, you should eat whatever you eat to make up for it.
This sect leader feels that his mind is full of shit.
Must eat shit often!
This is called "people making the best use of their talents".
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1300 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
The old man looked at the newspaper, his eyes widening.
The cow head next to it also leaned over and took a closer look.
"He has truly been promoted to the rank of envoy!"
"Is it so easy to become the envoy of the shrine now?"
"That's not right. The sect leader is a demon cultivator. How can he be the master of the shrine? The boss of the shrine must be full of pig shit!"
"It's possible!"
Both Niutou and Lao Bald felt that their worldviews had been severely impacted.
The sect leader's devilish cultivation can't be more thorough.
In a sudden change, he actually became the leader of the shrine.
If this continues, it is estimated that the divine palace will turn into a demonic palace.
Originally, if the sect leader could get into the role of the divine envoy of the shrine, he would have already put Lao Bald's worldview under his feet.
Now even after stepping on it, I still have to poop on it.
Lao Bald put down the newspaper and sighed: "It's not that I don't understand, it's just that the world is changing so fast!"
Niutou suddenly clapped his hands and said: "The sect master has become the envoy. Are we all in trouble?"
These words immediately woke up Lao Bald.
With a sudden slap on his forehead, the old bald man said: "Quickly, spread all the news. If you change the flag again, write it all to me, and I will advocate for the Shenzong under my command!"
The old bald man grinned. Just these few words would probably scare the hell out of those demon cultivators in Youyuan.
Let’s see if you dare to offend a sect under the command of a shrine master again.
I can’t scare you to death!
Niutou laughed at the side and said: "That's a good move. I think those guys from Youyuan will obediently let the people back. They can afford to offend a divine envoy, but they can never afford to offend a master envoy."
Lao Bald raised his hand and said: "Okay, there is no need to worry about these small problems anymore. We are preparing to hold a banquet. The sect master has already taken charge and should be back soon. We have to cleanse the sect master!"
Niutou said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes. I heard that the sect master showed his power in the Temple of Illusion, and I think he got a lot of treasures. Do you think the sect master will share some with us?"
The old man's smile almost reached the corner of his mouth.
Waving his hands, he said: "This is a good thing, just think about it."
"Oh, isn't the sect leader always very generous? I think it's very possible!"
"That's true. But don't have too high hopes. After all, the sect master has his own arrangements. You must be considerate of the sect master's difficulties."
"Oh, what you mean is that you don't want it if the sect master gives it to you!"
"Fart, as long as the sect leader is willing to take it out, I will kill anyone who dares to snatch it from me!"
Niutou nodded.
He is indeed worthy of being a great elder.
So generous.
Old Baldy rubbed his hands and said: "Sect Master, Sect Master, come back quickly! I can't bear it alone!"
…
A few days later.
other side.
Sect Leader Zhang Da is still on his way "home".
But the road home is somewhat "bumpy".
It's not that anyone dared to stop it, it was mainly because there were too many people inviting guests to dinner along the way.
"Come, come, come, Master Zhang, I'll give you a lot, a lot!"
"Zhang Zhushi, you are the sun and moon in my heart, the guiding light, the motivation to move forward, and the example of practice. Have you seen it? I have engraved you on my arm just so that I can see you every day Your title inspires yourself!”
In the Moon Palace, the tail fire god envoy poured wine for Zhang Mo diligently.
He also specially asked Zhang Mo to see his arm, which was engraved with six characters: "Dear Ambassador Zhang!"
Zhang Mo glanced at the tail fire envoy and said, "You just carved it, there is still blood in it."
The tail fire envoy hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Where, where, don't I see you here? When it gets excited, it bleeds again."
Zhang Mo pointed to the knife in his hand again and said, "Your knife is still in your hand, and it's still stained with blood."
The Taihuo Divine Envoy quickly dropped the knife and said: "As an envoy, there are always people trying to assassinate me recently. It makes sense for me to bring a knife for self-defense!"
Zhang Mo felt that he was about to convince him. You are so shameless and have the charm of my sect master back then.
Okay, let's forget you fooled me.
After drinking another glass of wine, Zhang Mo was not in a hurry to go back.
Anyway, eating and drinking is not eating.
It couldn't be nicer to have someone to treat you to.
When he came back, he tried to contact the Shrine and asked the Shrine to send a flying carriage.
Judging from the reaction of the palace, the Lord did not play tricks on him.
He really regarded him as his envoy, and all the Moon Palaces along the way received him with great enthusiasm.
Every divine envoy he saw bowed to show respect for him.
No one even dared to show even a hint of dissatisfaction in front of him.
There is no way, his reputation is indeed too great now.
These divine envoys may dare to say a few words in front of Lord Qi, but they would never dare to be presumptuous in front of his chief envoy Zhang.
Because when it comes to Mr. Qi, the most he can do is to be demoted to the border to fight by Mr. Qi.
But speaking of Ambassador Zhang, you really have never died. You just want to die without a burial place.
When Chief Zhang was still the envoy of God, he was known as a treacherous chicken and was famous for being insidious and vicious.
Do you dare to offend him?
Look at the fate of Jiaomu Envoy!
Although on the surface, the Divine Palace reported that Jiaomu Envoy died at the hands of Wuji League.
But in fact, the real reason for Jiaomu Envoy's death had long been secretly spread.
He died at the hands of Zhang Dazhushi!
As for the reason?
Is there any need to say it?
Jiaomu Envoy was really bold, and he wanted to compete with Zhang Dazhushi for the position.
Zhang Dazhushi didn't even bother to use any tricks, and directly killed him.
The Divine Palace had to find a reason for Zhang Dazhushi.
What is strength?
Who is not to be provoked?
Just look at Zhang Dazhushi in front of you and you will know.
Even if he is Qi Jun's disciple, who is quite famous among the gods and is praised as a strong competitor for the next master, Weihuo Envoy, when he sees Zhang Dazhushi, he has to be respectful and honest.
Fortunately, flattery will never be worn out.
After making Master Zhang feel comfortable, Master Zhang would not do anything to him.
Pour wine, pour more wine.
The God of Tail Fire was also scared.
At the beginning, he wanted to compete with Master Zhang for the credit and the position of Master at the foot of Sanjie Mountain!
At that time, he thought that Master Zhang was nothing, why would he compete with him for the position.
Master is still wise!
At a glance, it can be seen that people like Master Zhang must not be offended.
It was just a little bit, really just a little bit.
His end would be the same as that of Master Jiaomu.
How dangerous!
Thinking of this, the God of Tail Fire broke out in cold sweat.
Fortunately, Master told him to get out quickly.
Otherwise, he would have been finished long ago!
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