Chapter 502: Playing the Pig
Although I didn't do anything today.
But I still worked hard.
Thank you for the hard work of my subordinates.
That's why I can spend the end of this month, the end of next month, and the end of the next month without doing anything.
If laziness is a sin!
Then this is what this sect master "deserves"!
—— From the 5522nd chapter of "My Diary" by Zhang Moshen, the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth
Zhang Mo wanted to curse.
But when he thought that he might get beaten or beaten up by a group of people if he cursed, he still endured it.
Spreading his hands, Zhang Mo said: "No!"
The God of Wei Yue smiled at Zhang Mo and said: "Really not?"
Zhang Mo said solemnly: "Really not!"
Immediately, the God of Wei Yue showed an expression of understanding and said: "I understand, I understand. Cang Feng, right? What's your name?"
Zhang Mo scratched his head and said: "Zhang... Zhang Lao Ba!"
The God of Wei Yue and everyone present were surprised at the same time.
"Zhang Lao Ba!"
"He is the guy who destroyed Tianxuan Country!"
"So it was him!"
"The legendary old cunning man!"
The smile on the face of Wei Yue's envoy became more and more intense, and he said with a smile: "If you don't want to test, then don't test. There is no need to test!"
The other envoys heard the words and immediately showed an expression of sudden enlightenment.
"Okay, the method of hiding your cultivation is not bad!"
"You are good at it, I believe in you!"
"Playing the pig to eat the tiger, tut tut, you know how to play!"
The envoys went back after saying that, leaving Zhang Mo confused.
What what what?
What did this sect master pretend to be?
Oh, did you just curse?
It's a bit too much!
Can this be tolerated? This decisive... Forget it, just bear it for once.
This sect master will only bear with you this time!
There will be no next time!
After hearing what Wei Yue's envoy said, the faces of the other candidate envoys changed immediately.
"You're playing the pig and eating the tiger trick. Who are you trying to fool?"
"No need, no need. We're all monkeys on a tree. You cover your butt and pretend we don't know what color it is!"
"Ha ha ha ha, it's interesting. Zhang Yinbi wants to trick people!"
"Brother Zhang, tell us, who are you trying to trick by playing the pig and eating the tiger? It can't be Wu Cheng!"
"Ha ha ha, just now Brother Zhang was telling us outside that he has a low cultivation level. You really can play the pig trick, but you're playing it too fake. The detection light ball can't detect it."
"You didn't play the trick well, you're exposed!"
...
Zhang Mo listened to their words and had no idea how to respond.
Why am I playing the pig trick?
Are you guys a little too guessing?
And, Wu Cheng, why are you looking at me?
I really don't want to eat you. Oh, look at my pure eyes, I'm innocent!
Why are you still coming over!
Get out of here, don't get close to me!
You even reached out your hand. What do you want to do?
Seeing Wu Cheng approaching him, Zhang Mo instinctively widened his eyes, thinking that Wu Cheng was going to attack.
Zhang Mo was about to take out the token from his pants.
Halfway through, Wu Cheng stretched out his hand and smiled gently, saying, "I'm Wu Cheng. I've heard of Brother Zhang. Let's be friends!"
Zhang Mo saw that Wu Cheng was quite friendly, so he took his hand out of his crotch again and shook hands with him gently.
Suddenly, the smile on Wu Cheng's face froze.
Others exclaimed.
"Is this a provocation?"
"Of course it is. This provocation is a bit coquettish!"
"Coquettish, too coquettish!"
Zhang Mo then realized that he seemed to be a little unhygienic.
He immediately withdrew his hand and said, "Sorry, I instinctively took out the front. This hand will not take out the front!"
Changing his hand, Zhang Mo gestured to shake hands again.
But Wu Cheng did not mean to shake hands with him again.
Uh...
Mainly because Wu Cheng was shocked by Zhang Mo's words.
This one will not take out the front, but the back, right!
Forget it, let's not shake hands.
Wu Cheng has a really good temper, so he didn't get angry. He just smiled faintly and said, "Brother Zhang, you are also going to compete for the God's Envoy, right? Let's compete fairly and let strength speak for itself. There is no need to use these little tricks. We are all working for the Supreme God, and the victory or defeat will not hurt the harmony, how about it?"
Zhang Mo nodded repeatedly and said, "Yes, yes, yes. No harm to the harmony, absolutely no harm to the harmony. In fact, I don't plan to compete for the God's Envoy either, my cultivation is not enough, you believe me!"
Hearing this, Wu Cheng's pupils shrank slightly, and the smile on his face also restrained, saying, "It seems that Brother Zhang still doesn't think highly of me. Well, then let's speak for ourselves with strength, and see you on the ring. I hope Brother Zhang will go all out and don't play the pig to eat the tiger again."
Wu Cheng strode away with a fist and bowed.
Zhang Mo looked at his back, stretched out his hand, and said, "Why don't you believe me?"
He looked depressed, what is this!
I didn't do anything, why do I feel like I have offended another Tyrant Realm.
Although, the Divine Palace is indeed the enemy of this sect master.
But this time this sect master is really just here to eat!
I'm just having a meal, I won't risk my life!
What a broken world!
Zhang Mo wanted to catch up and explain.
Suddenly a group of candidate divine messengers surrounded him.
"Brother Zhang, you are so brave! You really dare to offend Wu Cheng head-on, awesome!"
"Brother Zhang, he is the disciple of Qi Jun. Looking at you like this, I'm afraid you are not afraid of even Qi Jun. It's amazing!"
"Brother Zhang, I support you to defeat him."
"That's right, what's so great about Wu Cheng? He's just taller than me, more handsome, more powerful, richer, more connected, and more generous than me. Besides that, what else does he have? What?"
"Wait, there's nothing left!"
...
Zhang Mo quickly pushed the group of people away, looked up, and saw that Wu Cheng was gone.
Oh, maybe I should go back early.
I feel a little panicked!
He won't attack me at night, will he?
He quickly strode away, and Tang Ji quickly followed Zhang Mo's footsteps and said, "Master, what are you thinking? If you really want to attack the God's Envoy, I support you!"
Zhang Mo shouted, "I support you. Run away quickly, I don't want to die here!"
"Run away, why? Don't you want to show off?"
Tang Ji didn't understand, why run away, isn't this just the beginning?
According to the general routine, shouldn't he start to show off and get slapped in the face?
The climax hasn't come yet, and he's already discouraged!
It's not okay to be discouraged too early!
Zhang Mo glared and said, "You're pretending to be a fool. You're going to die if you pretend to be so. That Wu Cheng looks good-tempered, but if he is, I'll be torn into pieces."
Tang Ji said, "Not really, there's the Lord Lingguan watching here, nothing will happen. Even if his master, the Lord Qijun, comes, he can't kill people casually!"
Zhang Mo stopped and said in astonishment, "Is his master also a master?"
"What's wrong, don't you know?"
Tang Ji asked.
Zhang Mo spread his hands and said, "Okay, now I have to leave, I've offended the master, let's go!"
Just after he said leave, he saw a light shield suddenly appear and cover the entire hall.
Immediately, a steady voice sounded.
"The candidate divine envoys are basically all here, the Moon Palace is closed, and the first round of selection will officially begin in three days!"
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