Chapter 503 White Paper
Life beats me repeatedly.
On the contrary, it makes the meat of this sect master stronger and more elastic.
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 5524 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
I really want to escape, but I can't.
Staying here is the most painful ordeal!
Sect Master Zhang heard that this place was closed.
It felt like my pants were stuck in my buttocks.
There was an indescribable discomfort.
Tang Ji spread his hands beside him and said, "Okay, Sect Master, I can't go back even if I want to."
Zhang Mo was silent for a long time and said, "I remember last time the Divine Envoy Fangri said what the first level was?"
Tang Ji immediately replied: "Take a cultural test!"
Zhang Mo suddenly had an idea in his mind.
It’s a cultural test, right?
This sect leader will give you a complete lack of culture.
A wave of elimination, let’s eat with peace of mind!
…
Three days passed quickly.
Needless to say, being a high-ranking member of the shrine is quite enjoyable.
There are song and dance performances, and there is a big banquet.
The food, drink, and service are all the best.
Sect Master Zhang has been the boss of Xia Kingdom for so many years.
It's not as comfortable as in the Moon Palace these days.
When a real person comes to put out his hands for food and opens his mouth, someone will help him shake his head in every hut.
If it weren't for the fear that the palace would trick him into a beauty trap again.
Sect Master Zhang can even enjoy it.
What a pity, so many beauties throw themselves into my arms.
It always reminds Sect Leader Zhang D of the "big girl" from back then.
Don't dare to move, don't dare to move at all.
Who knows, it might be poisonous somewhere.
Eat well, drink well and sleep well.
The uneasiness in Zhang Mo's heart was reduced a lot.
Picking his teeth, Zhang Mo thought to himself that if he was eliminated in the selection, he would not have to go back early.
You can take another look!
As long as a few people don't suddenly pop up at the end and ask him to collect money.
Then we can still see who can become the envoy.
"All candidate divine envoys are invited to go to the main hall. The first level of the assessment will begin immediately!"
Zhang Mo, who had just finished breakfast, heard a sound coming from the sky.
All the candidate gods around him immediately stood up and went forward.
Only Sect Leader Zhang Da remained calm and continued to pick his teeth unhurriedly.
Next to him, Tang Jidu quickly stood up and said, "Let's go, sect master. The first level has begun!"
Zhang Mo said calmly: "Why are you panicking? You have to be calm and steady when doing things, and strive for victory in stability!"
Zhang Mo's words attracted many of the candidate divine envoys around him to look at him in a different way.
Many people nodded slightly, thinking that Zhang Mo's words really made sense!
Tang Ji seemed to have calmed down his anxious mood, took a deep breath and said: "That's right, Sect Master. You are right, you are the best!"
Zhang Mo glanced at him, what's wrong, have you really realized something?
This sect leader is just talking casually.
Anyway, this sect leader plans to eliminate them.
And these people around you, what are you nodding to?
They are all sick, right?
Standing up with a strong belly, Zhang Mo said softly: "Let's go!"
Stepping towards the main hall, all the divine envoys inside, including the chief envoy, were already seated, looking as if they were about to take the first prize.
Zhang Mo never thought in his life that he would still be able to participate in the selection for the cultural examination.
It was like an old lady getting under the covers and making me laugh.
If you look carefully, the old guy above is probably the four chief envoys of the shrine.
There is also an eye between the eyebrows, and the three eyes look very stylish.
If I had known better, my sect leader wouldn't have had corns dug out from his feet.
"Please take a seat!"
Lord Lingguan, the chief envoy, said loudly.
Zhang Mo randomly found a place to sit down, with a piece of white paper and a pen on the table.
After everyone was seated, the ambassador slowly stood up.
"God is infinite!"
Let’s shout a slogan first.
All the candidate gods around him spoke at the same time.
Zhang Mo was confused. He just reacted and was about to shout, but they had already finished shouting.
Okay, missed it again.
Then the chief envoy, Lord Lingguan, continued: "Today's first level is also the easiest level. Look at everyone's cultural background. According to the previous rules, this level will generally not be eliminated unless it is too bad. Everyone Let’s use it as much as possible and share experiences.”
After saying that, Master Lingguan laughed twice artificially.
Others also laughed together, but Zhang Mo really couldn't laugh.
What the hell?
Isn't it generally eliminated?
Do you hear what you are saying is human language?
Eliminate, must eliminate!
Knock it out hard!
Especially to eliminate this sect leader.
It seems that just being uneducated is not enough, it also needs to be extremely poor!
Hey, this is too difficult for this sect leader.
This sect leader has such a profound cultural heritage, no matter how much he pretends to do it, it doesn’t look like it!
Master Lingguan raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and then said loudly: "The original cultural test was mostly about poems, songs, and exercises, but we won't do that this time. Let's go straight to something advanced. Let’s get something that really shows the level!”
As he spoke, Lord Lingguan raised his hand and released golden light in front of everyone.
Immediately, all these golden lights condensed into a large character.
"road".
Seeing this word, the alternate divine envoys present took a deep breath.
This question is a bit difficult!
Lord Lingguan said loudly: "This is today's topic. Let's do whatever you want and try to finish it in one day or something. There is no limit on the number of words. After you finish writing, please put it on the table and leave. Okay, let's get started!"
Master Lingguan walked back after he finished speaking, but no one around dared to write.
All of them frowned and thought frantically.
Zhang Mo could even see that many people's heads were starting to emit white smoke.
What's wrong? Is my brain going to burn?
Is it that exaggerated?
Dao?
Can I write anything for this topic?
This sect master will come up with a sentence, "Shit is Dao, Dao is shit", isn't it very explosive?
Can I be eliminated in one fell swoop?
Zhang Mo was about to write, but suddenly, he didn't know why he thought of Master Yunshan again.
Wait a minute!
Is there a possibility that these guys have very amazing brains?
They can also taste the flavor from this sect master's "Shit is Dao" garbage culture!
Have to be on guard!
Oh, this sect master is still smart.
He almost became famous again.
Thinking about it, thinking about it.
Zhang Mo's eyes suddenly lit up.
This question is so broad that it seems that any answer may cause trouble.
Why not just not answer it and hand in a blank paper?
Let's see what else you can say. You must be eliminated!
Yes, yes, yes.
It's safest to hand in a blank paper.
This master's brain is full of wisdom, not even water!
Bang!
Zhang Mo put down his pen, got up and left.
What stands out is that one is chic and the other is unruly.
Before leaving, he even pretended to be disdainful.
Haha, this master looks down on you so much.
You have to eliminate this master quickly.
Go back to sleep!
He strode away in the surprised eyes of everyone.
Even the spiritual official cast a look.
"Has he... finished writing? Show me what he wrote!"
"Yes, spiritual official!"
Quickly, the monks below handed over Zhang Mo's blank paper.
Immediately, the spiritual official's face changed slightly.
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