Chapter 295: Vulgar!

There are actually tricks to losing weight.

As long as you pull fast enough, the fat can't catch up with you!

Believe in this sect master.

Squat down after eating.

Great skill, you deserve it!

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 5647 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

It's night, Yuanmen.

The banquet was laid out with great fanfare, specially for Sect Master Zhang to receive the wind and wash away the dust.

Apart from anything else, the ostentation is still quite sufficient.

Yuanmen has given Sect Leader Zhang enough face this time.

A banquet was held in Yuanmen. The food was all delicacies that Zhang Mo had never seen before, and all the people in power in the Xia Kingdom were present.

Everyone toasted to Zhang Mo with smiles on their faces.

Many righteous sect leaders actually came forward to greet Zhang Mo.

If someone who didn't know the situation looked at it, they would really think that Zhang Mo was also a great righteous sect leader.

Many officials from the imperial court who had not been seen during the day also came tonight and bowed to Zhang Mo one by one.

Zhang Mo couldn't remember much either, but he smiled and nodded anyway.

Not long after, Zhang Mo felt that his face was about to cramp.

Damn it, why are there so many people here? It’s really affecting my sect leader’s ability to eat.

Fortunately, not just anyone can come forward and toast Zhang Mo. After the powerful people toasted, the remaining ones could only pay their respects to Zhang Mo at the bottom of the steps.

He chanted "The Heavenly Saint Sect is invincible, the majesty of the country is unparalleled!"

There were so many people shouting that Zhang Mo was too embarrassed to make any big moves while eating meat.

Oops, there are so many rules, the right path is troublesome.

If it were the Demon Sect who dared to influence this sect leader to eat meat, he would have been thrown out long ago.

Zhang Mo held a thigh of unknown meat in his left hand.

The chopsticks in his right hand held an invisible piece of seafood, and he chewed something like octopus in his mouth. He sucked it into his mouth, making his mouth full of oil.

Cool!

To be honest, Zhang Mo was very restrained in eating today. Normally, he wouldn't even use chopsticks.

Zhang Mo thought that he was already very dignified and decent, but in fact, when the saint and others looked at Zhang Mo, their faces turned dark.

So indecent!

It's like a fat pig's trough. No wonder people say that demon cultivators are uneducated.

Seeing how truly elegant people eat, the saint sat next to Zhang Mo and elegantly picked up her chopsticks and picked out a green bean.

Cover your face with your left hand, put the green beans in your right hand into your mouth, and chew them gently.

When you eat, there is no sound and you can't see the movements of your mouth. This is called elegance!

Hum, let the world see clearly the vulgarity of Demon Leader Zhang and the elegance of this sect leader. This will be a sharp contrast...

Wait, oh, what are you doing, you big devil, trying to steal my food? Stop it!

As soon as the saint finished eating a bean, she watched Zhang Mo change his hand and bring the meat in front of her to him.

The saint looked at Zhang Mo with eyes wide open. Zhang Mo only replied vaguely: "Anyway, you don't want to eat. I will help you do it. Don't waste it. The right way is to leave the original score, and every particle is hard. Who knows that everything on the plate comes back to the origin?" Sect Master. Oh, why are you staring at me? Okay, ok, Sect Master, I’ll keep Douzi for you!”

Zhang Mo returned the beans to the saint with a depressed look on his face, and then continued to eat.

Yang Shuo and others below were all the same, everyone was shouting and eating at the same time.

"Don't move, that's mine!"

"What the hell, you dare to snatch food from me, you don't want to go back alive, do you?"

"Let go, let me go, elder, I'll kick you to death!"

…

The old dog kicked his subordinate aside and then took away his food.

Such operations should not be too common in Tianmo Sect. But here in Yuanmen, it has really blinded many people.

What’s more, Chang Nier below is even more exaggerated. She has already begun to snatch food from Yuanmen people. After all, the little in front of her seems to be really not enough.

They were eating quietly, and Chang Nier came up and took away the table, leaving behind a sentence.

"Don't eat it!"

Without giving others a chance to answer, they moved several tables away.

Several ministers opened their mouths slightly, not knowing what to do.

Why are there still people grabbing food?

I didn’t say I wouldn’t eat it either!

Chang Nier was eating alone with several tables, very happy.

I knew it was right to follow Brother Zhang. If I hadn’t joined the Tianmo Sect, I would never be able to eat such delicious food.

It’s so delicious, woohoo, I want to grab a few more tables.

After a moment, the saint slowly put down her chopsticks (it was impossible not to put them down, as eating too many beans will make you fart).

Slowly, the saint said: "Sect Master Zhang, welcome you again. I heard Yun Fei say that you haven't signed the destiny contract yet, saying that you will wait until you come to the capital to sign the contract with the new sect leader. Bucai, I am the new sect leader of Yuanmen, now we can sign it in public!"

Zhang Mo turned to look at the saint and said with a smile: "You are the new sect leader, you are too young."

The saint smiled and said: "Sect Leader Zhang doesn't look like an older person."

Zhang Mo looked at the saint carefully, then suddenly smiled and said: "You are not being tricked by them, are you? I tell you, you can't do this, you have to run away quickly. If it's too late, you won't be able to run away. "

As he spoke, Zhang Mo slapped his thigh and said, "It's going to be troublesome later on. I'll come to you for everything. I'm worried and scared, and I have to pretend to be cool. Pretending once is not enough. I can't let it go every day. Let me tell you..."

The saint was stunned. What are you talking about?

Devil Zhang is not mentally ill, is he?

Quickly interrupting Zhang Mo's endless chatter, the Saint said: "Master Zhang. We have rules for selecting new masters in Yuan Sect. The last master was my master, and his will was for me to take over the position of master. If it weren't for this, I wouldn't be the master. You can rest assured that the decision I make is the decision made by Yuan Sect, there will be no deviation, and no one will refute it."

Zhang Mo closed his mouth and turned to look at Master Yunshan again.

Master Yunshan said loudly: "Master Zhang, is it not enough to guarantee the reputation of Yuan Sect for a thousand years?"

Zhang Mo wanted to say it was not enough.

But after thinking about it, it doesn't matter who you sign with. Okay, if you say it is, then it is.

Oh, this master wants to talk about some experience with you, but no one is listening. If you don't want to listen, forget it.

Nodding, Zhang Mo took out the Destiny Agreement.

Everyone below was silent. With a wave of his hand, the Destiny Agreement flew in front of the Saint.

The saint bit her finger and slowly signed her name.

"Ling Xi!"

Zhang Mo raised his eyebrows slightly. What a good name. It sounds spiritual. Looking at Master Yunshan and others, they looked normal.

I think it should be a real name!

"Please, Sect Master Zhang!"

The Destiny Agreement flew back. Zhang Mo also bit his finger and wrote his name on the Destiny Agreement with blood.

Zhang Lao Ba!

(Are you kidding? Can you write your real name? Do you really think that this Sect Master has never been in the world? Whoever believes this is an idiot!)

Looking at the name written by Zhang Mo, the saint raised a little arc at the corner of her mouth and almost laughed out loud.

Sure enough, there is a reason why the demon cultivators are vulgar, that is, they are born in a low and cheap family!