Chapter 285: Destiny
I examine myself three times a day.
Was I too polite to him?
Did I give him face?
Should I stew him?
——Taken from the Supreme Saint Demon of Heaven and Earth, Zhang Moshen's "My Diary" No. 2181
The dishes were served, and they looked good.
The first one was a delicacy, three ways to eat chicken butt.
It was probably steamed chicken butt, boiled chicken butt, and white-cut chicken butt.
Then came the side dishes, a local flavor.
Uh, it was the earth fruit that hadn't been washed off the mud, and the skin was not peeled. Absolutely local!
And stir-fried fish scales.
The whole fish scales, plus two small red things that looked like hemorrhoids.
The soup was the Eight Treasures Golden Soup.
It looked very light, but it was actually something else. There were things that looked like earthworms in it, but they were actually bean sprouts. Some things that looked like fingers were actually specially made chicken feet. Finally, there was something that looked like shit, but in fact... uh, it was really shit. Anyway, it looked very good.
Finally, of course, it was today's signature dish.
The original flavor of the braised nine-turn large intestine, bright color, strong smell, original flavor.
These dishes were served to Master Yunshan and Xiao Long.
As for the others, naturally the dishes were different. For example, in front of Zhang Mo, there was a roast chicken.
No one moved their chopsticks, and looked at Master Yunshan and Xiao Long with a smile.
As soon as he saw the big ground fruit that had not been washed and there was black shit-like stuff on it, Master Yunshan understood. This was deliberately trying to make fun of him!
Xiao Long picked up the chopsticks and looked around. It seemed that only the nine-turn large intestine was edible.
He was about to try a bite, but was stopped by Master Yunshan.
As soon as he saw Master Yunshan's actions, Lao Li screamed: "What do you mean? Master Yunshan, this is a dish made by a special chef for you. Don't waste it, are you not giving me face!"
Master Yunshan looked at the demons present who were looking at him with bad intentions, and he also gritted his teeth.
Zhang Mo smiled and said, "Mr. Yunshan, since you are here to discuss the alliance, you should be sincere. If you don't eat a bite of the food, you are too insincere."
Mr. Yunshan clenched his fists, but he still had a smile on his face.
He turned his head to look at Zhang Mo, suppressing his anger.
Zhang Mo also looked at him, haha, if you don't want to eat, just put out the conditions. Even at this time, you still want to save face.
People of the right path are really pedantic!
This sect master wants to see whether you eat or talk.
Mr. Yunshan picked up the chopsticks, he looked around, and finally chose the same as Xiao Long.
Nine-turn large intestine!
After smelling it, Master Yunshan asked Lao Li: "Is it original?"
Lao Li nodded and said: "Yes, eat it quickly. Master Yunshan!"
Master Yunshan picked up a little, but still couldn't eat it, and asked again: "Did you keep the original flavor on purpose?"
Lao Li smiled and said: "Of course, I asked the chef to sprinkle it on it again. I guarantee there will be no omissions."
Master Yunshan clenched his back teeth, his face full of grief and indignation.
Xiao Long couldn't bear to turn his head away.
But in the end, with a snap, Master Yunshan put down his chopsticks.
Clasping his fists and speaking loudly, Master Yunshan said: "Master Zhang, let's not eat. It's important to talk about business!"
Zhang Mo was about to pick up the roast chicken to eat it. Hearing this, he couldn't help but put down the roast chicken and said: "Okay, what else is there to do?"
Master Yunshan looked unwilling and took something out of his sleeve.
It was a unique piece of paper, more luxurious than the dragon scale paper Zhang Mo had seen.
The paper was shining with golden light, and it floated in the air as soon as it was taken out, like a living thing.
Young Master Yunshan waved his hand, and words began to appear on the paper.
The first thing that caught his eye was the four big characters "Heavenly Contract!"
Instantly, Lao Gou, Xiong Wudi and others stood up.
Lao Li even exclaimed: "Heavenly Contract! Buddha Paper!"
Although Zhang Mo couldn't understand it, he could tell from Lao Li and others' expressions that this should be an extraordinary treasure. At least it should be higher than the spiritual treasure, otherwise Lao Li and others would be well-informed people now, and would not be so out of control.
Zhang Mo pulled off a chicken leg, pointed at the paper and asked, "Explain it. You can't use it to wipe your ass!"
Mr. Yunshan's face darkened, and he almost choked on his breath, but he still tried to hold back and explained, "Master Zhang, this is the most precious treasure of our Yuan Sect, the Destiny Agreement. As long as you make a contract on this paper, you will get the testimony of heaven and the attention of the gods. This thing comes from the Palace of Gods, and it is also a proof of the relationship between our Yuan Sect and the Palace of Gods. Today, on behalf of Yuan Sect, I can present this treasure to Master Zhang and sign an alliance agreement with Master Zhang. To show my sincerity! ”
Zhang Mo gnawed on a chicken leg and frowned slightly, saying, “Another contract. Is it more reliable than the devil’s oath? The last person who wanted to negotiate a contract with me had bad intentions towards this sect master!”
Mr. Yunshan said loudly, “Our Yuan Sect acts openly and honestly, with a thousand-year reputation as a guarantee. Naturally, it is ten thousand times more reliable than any devil’s oath. The Destiny Covenant is also the treasure of the Divine Palace. Whenever it is used, the Divine Palace will know. If our Yuan Sect breaks the contract, there is no need for Master Zhang to do anything. The heaven will first kill Yun Fei, and then the Divine Palace will destroy our Yuan Sect.”
Zhang Mo said lightly.
It sounds like it is slightly more reliable than the devil’s oath.
But Zhang Mo still doesn’t believe in these things. After all, the devil is just like that.
With a wave of his hand, Mr. Yunshan immediately held up the Destiny Covenant with both hands and placed it on Zhang Mo’s desk.
Zhang Mo only took a look and said, “How many times can this thing be used? It is said to be a treasure, but it can’t be used only once, right?”
Mr. Yunshan replied, "It can be used three times in total."
Zhang Mo nodded, and then said, "It's okay, but this sect master will not sign with you. If you want to sign, it must be the sect master of your Yuan Sect. Oh, your sect master is dead, right? Then the successor will come."
Mr. Yunshan gritted his teeth and could only respond, "Okay, when Sect Master Zhang goes to the capital, I will invite the new sect master to sign the contract."
Zhang Mo hummed, and then gently waved his hand to let Lao Gou come up.
Lao Gou thought the sect master wanted to order something important, but Zhang Mo just whispered, "What is the Palace of God?"
Lao Gou was confused, he didn't know either, and he shook his head repeatedly when he heard it for the first time.
Zhang Mo called Lao Li again, but the result was the same. Lao Li could only shake his head and said, "I don't know, but I can check it out."
Zhang Mo looked depressed. Why are there so many things he doesn't know?
Mr. Yunshan kept talking about the Palace of God. Zhang Mo felt that this was a very important force, but now there was no news at all.
What do these subordinates eat? I don't know what to feed them next time. I will feed them the original nine-turn large intestine.
After putting the things away, Zhang Mo turned his head and looked at Master Yunshan and said, "I have accepted the gift, but I still think it is not enough. Think about it again. Is there anything else that can impress me? Hurry up and take it out!"