Chapter 60 Mr. Yao
Li Banfeng said he wanted a promissory note, and Qin Xiaopang, Yu Nan and the clerk were all stunned.
What was he talking about?
Li Banfeng was very serious. He wanted a promissory note, and it had to be a complete promissory note: "We agreed to pay you back in the next life. What will your name be in the next life, where will you live, what will you do for a living, what sect you belong to, how many levels of cultivation you have, you have to tell me clearly."
"This, how can I tell you clearly..." Xiaopang was confused.
"If you can't tell clearly, what will you use to pay you back?" Li Banfeng looked at Qin Xiaopang seriously. A simple question explained a simple truth.
All the promises about the next life, no matter how touching they are, are bullshit.
Yu Nan looked at Xiaopang: "Boss Qin, Master Qi doesn't want you to commit suicide."
Xiaopang looked at Li Banfeng, his eyes slightly red.
Li Banfeng is a good man.
But where can I get the 200,000 yuan?
Even if Qin Xiaopang put all his belongings as collateral, he couldn't even get 100,000 yuan together.
Li Banfeng said to the waiter, "Brother, please go find Mr. Yao again and tell him that I gave him 200,000 yuan. Let him prepare and come as soon as possible."
The waiter agreed and left immediately.
Qin Xiaopang was stunned and said, "Brother Li, where did you get so much money?"
Li Banfeng said expressionlessly, "Is this what you should ask?"
Qin Xiaopang had tears in his eyes, "Seventh Brother, how can I repay your kindness! I will do whatever you say in the future, absolutely no ambiguity!"
Li Banfeng nodded, "Give me a child first."
Qin Xiaopang wiped his tears and said, "I am a food cultivator."
Li Banfeng pulled a chair and sat down, "Tell me first, why did you become like this?"
Qin Xiaopang looked at Yu Nan and did not answer.
There are some things he doesn't want to say in front of outsiders.
Yu Nan understood, left Xiaopang's room, returned to the main room, and cleaned up his own place.
Li Banfeng and Qin Xiaopang were the only ones left in the room. Qin Xiaopang couldn't hold back any more and sobbed.
"Seventh brother, I am a useless person. I have no ability, but I have so many ideas.
When you sold the snake-spotted pill to Manager Feng, I said you didn't know how to do business. I also said that this thing should be sold to the rich and powerful.
I am a stupid bird. I didn't even take a piss to look at myself. Who the hell am I? Why do the rich and powerful like me!"
Xiao Pang cried and told the story.
Qin Xiao Pang felt that he was a person who could accomplish great things since he was a child. When he met a big shot, he would try to establish a relationship with him.
In fact, he didn't meet any big shots. He had met a young master named Jia Quansheng before. He was known for his prominent family background. In Yaowanggou, he was barely considered a small rich man.
Young master Jia had a group of friends who liked to get together to eat and drink. Xiao Pang happened to meet him that day and forced Xiao Pang to treat him. Xiao Pang thought it was an opportunity and agreed.
Young master Jia was a literary cultivator. He had not yet reached a higher level. He had to read a book every day to maintain the basic cultivation of literary cultivation.
At the wine table, Master Jia complained about the hard work of Wen Xiu, and someone suggested that Master Jia take pills.
Taking a snake-spotted pill, he didn't have to read for a day. Master Jia asked about it, and Xiaopang wanted to sell pills, so he took out a pill and gave it to Master Jia, asking him to try it.
Master Jia had eaten the snake-spotted pill and knew the efficacy of the pill. After receiving the pill, he was very happy and called Xiaopang a brother on the spot. Xiaopang felt that his road was widening and he had the illusion of climbing up the ladder.
Two days later, Master Jia sent someone to find Xiaopang and asked for two more pills.
Such a precious pill can't be given away anymore, Xiaopang asked for a price of 8,000 per pill, which is much lower than the market price.
I thought Master Jia would appreciate it, but who would have thought that Xiaopang would annoy Master Jia when he mentioned the money.
Master Jia asked someone to teach Xiaopang a lesson, but Xiaopang didn't want to suffer this loss and beat the people who came away.
Master Jia was even more angry and told his cousin, Geng Zhiwei, about the incident.
Geng Zhiwei was the eldest son of the Geng family medicine store. Upon receiving the news, he immediately sent someone to find Qin Xiaopang and told him that he wanted to buy ten snake-banded pills, two hundred yuan each.
Two hundred yuan each, this was humiliating Xiaopang.
Xiaopang naturally couldn't stand it and fought with Geng Zhiwei's men.
But this time he didn't win and was directly arrested. The pills were also robbed and he was brought to Geng Zhiwei and Jia Quansheng, who forced him to kowtow and admit his mistakes.
Xiaopang refused to kowtow and punched Geng Zhiwei at the risk of his life.
Geng Zhiwei was beaten so hard that blood ran out of his nose and mouth. In a rage, he bought a talisman paper from Jiang Xiangbang and cast a spell on Xiaopang, making him kneel in the tail alley until he starved to death.
After hearing what happened, Li Banfeng found an opportunity to leave the house, went to Suishenju, and took 300,000 cash and packed it in two places.
Mr. Yao offered 200,000 yuan, and Li Banfeng prepared an extra 100,000 yuan in case of additional needs.
After a while, the waiter invited Mr. Yao in, and Yu Nan went to the door to greet him personally.
Mr. Yao came really quickly. It took more than half an hour from the time the waiter left to now. It seems that he lives nearby.
Li Banfeng thought that Mr. Yao should be a famous doctor in Baixiang Village.
A famous doctor should have the image of a famous doctor. According to Li Banfeng's idea, this famous doctor should be an elder who carries a medicine box, wears thick glasses, and has a fairy-like appearance.
When he really met Mr. Yao, Li Banfeng found that his idea was slightly biased.
He didn't wear glasses, and there was no medicine box.
He was indeed an elder, but the fairy-like appearance... depends on how to define it.
Before the old gentleman came in, Li Banfeng smelled the pungent smell of alcohol.
The smell of alcohol was mixed with the smell of fireworks, and the smell was somewhat similar to the barbecue restaurant Li Banfeng was familiar with.
Did the old gentleman go to have barbecue?
This Mr. Yao entered the room in three steps, took a wine gourd, drank a large gulp of wine, blew his nose, wiped it on the wall, and then touched the little fat man's forehead.
"This child has a fever. Does he have a cold?" Mr. Yao asked.
Xiaopang was speechless.
Li Banfeng looked at Mr. Yao.
Look at him wearing tattered clothes and wearing a hat full of holes.
Look at his rosy cheeks and his rosy nose that is redder than his cheeks.
Li Banfeng asked: "Uncle, have you come to the wrong place?"
Mr. Yao burped and smacked Li Banfeng in the face: "Who said it was a mistake to come here? Didn't you ask me to come?"
Li Banfeng smelled the concentration of wine burps: "You drank at least a pound, right?"
Mr. Yao shook his head, held out three fingers and said: "Five and a half catties, half a catty left in the gourd, I tell you, this is definitely not wrong."
Yu Nan was afraid that Li Banfeng would be worried, so he lowered his voice and said, "Master Qi, don't worry, Mr. Yao is a man of real ability."
Li Banfeng nodded: "I think Mr. Yao is pretty good."
Mr. Yao came to Qin Xiaopang and asked, "What is your name?"
Qin Xiaopang frowned: "Didn't we meet at noon? My surname is Qin."
"The surname is Qin? Have you seen him before?" Mr. Yao scratched his scalp and thought for a moment, "Then just treat it like you have seen him before."
After saying that, Mr. Yao blew his nose again, and seeing nowhere to wipe it, he simply wiped it on his pants.
His pants were covered in moss.
Wait, it doesn’t look like moss…
The old gentleman first took the little fat man's pulse, felt it for a moment, and then asked: "Miss Qin, how many months are you pregnant?"
Li Banfeng looked at Qin Xiaopang, frowned and said, "Who did you end up with behind your back on me?"
Qin Xiaopang looked at Mr. Yao and said, "I am a food cultivator, and I am a man!"
Mr. Yao burped again, frowned and said, "Who said food cultivators are all men? I once met a female food cultivator, and that woman could eat half a cow in one meal!"
Xiaopang shook his head and said: "We are not talking about the same thing. I am not pregnant, I am under a spell. Didn't you watch it at noon?"
"Have you seen it? Let me check again! You are not pregnant, why are you so pregnant?"
"This is not my belly..."
Qin Xiaopang's lower body was curled up in the quilt. From the outside, it really looked like a big belly.
Mr. Yao lifted up the quilt, groped Qin Xiaopang's legs a few times, and asked, "What's wrong with your hands?"
"These are my legs!" Although he had already been taught this lesson at noon, Xiaopang still couldn't help but be annoyed when he saw Mr. Yao.
Mr. Yao carefully groped Xiaopang's legs for a long time, and his casual expression suddenly became focused.
"I've seen you before. I saw you at noon."
Xiaopang was overjoyed: "You remembered!"
"This is not an ordinary spell of yours," Mr. Yao's expression was unusually serious. He turned to look at Li Banfeng and said, "Are you his man?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I am."
He increasingly felt that Mr. Yao was a nice person and had particularly good eyesight.
Qin Xiaopang said: "What, he is my friend, friend..."
Qin Xiaopang still wanted to explain, but Mr. Yao said in a solemn voice: "If he delays for another day, he will not be able to have children."
Qin Xiaopang said angrily: "I am a man!"
Mr. Yao said: "Don't men need to have children?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "That's right."
Qin Xiaopang stopped talking. He realized the seriousness of the problem.
Mr. Yao continued: "After tonight, if he still can't be cured, he will become a person without seed.
By this time tomorrow, he'll never be able to walk again;
If he is still not cured in three days, buy him a coffin and prepare for the funeral. "
Qin Xiaopang looked at Li Banfeng, this was his last hope.
Li Banfeng nodded towards Mr. Yao and said, "Please save his life."
Lao Yao took a sip of wine, wiped his mouth and said, "The price we agreed on during the day is two hundred thousand, not a penny less."
Li Banfeng took out a sack and poured out twenty wads of Huan national banknotes: "Two hundred thousand, every penny is a lot, it's all here!"
"Refreshing!" Mr. Yao exclaimed, picked up the sack and walked to the door.
Everyone was stunned, and Li Banfeng shouted: "Wait a minute, you haven't treated the disease yet!"
Mr. Yao put down the sack and came to Li Banfeng. He smiled honestly and said, "I almost forgot about this. Lie down first."
Li Banfeng lay down.
Lao Yao asked Li Banfeng: "Which leg can't be moved?"
"Which leg is it?" Li Banfeng thought carefully.
Qin Xiaopang said angrily: "It's my leg!"
Mr. Yao came to Yu Nan and said with a smile: "Girl, give me a cigarette!"
Yu Nan quickly took a cigarette to the old gentleman and took out a match to light it.
Gudong, gudong, the old gentleman drank a gourd of wine, came to the little fat man, took a puff of cigarette first, and then puffed out a ball of flames!
Qin Xiaopang exclaimed, and his whole body started to catch fire.
Li Banfeng was a little surprised: "Old sir, can this cure him?"
Mr. Yao looked at the fat little man who was on fire, and his face was confused: "What's wrong with him? Is he sick? I just burped, why is he still on fire?"
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