Chapter 51 Husband, Let’s Go Buy some Groceries
"Remember my love, remember my love, remember that I am waiting for you every day, I am waiting for you to come back, never forget me, never forget me~~"
The record player sang a cheerful song.
In the cheerful song, Li Banfeng quietly walked to the door.
I'd better go.
Li Banfeng felt the ferocity of the old clock, and he knew that he almost lost his life.
But this record player seemed to be much more dangerous than the clock.
Li Banfeng just arrived at the door, and suddenly heard the record player change its sound.
The infatuated girl who sent her lover turned into a singing girl in the end of the world.
"My dear, where are you going?
Before you go out, take all the garbage with you,
The small house is not big, there is no place to put the garbage,
My dear, we really have no place to put the garbage~~"
She can still change the lyrics.
Do I still have the mood to care about the lyrics now?
Li Banfeng pushed the door to leave, and a steam blocked Li Banfeng in front of him.
"Lang, we really have no place to put the garbage!"
"I, well, I'll come back and throw away the garbage later."
Li Banfeng wanted to leave, but the steam temperature rose.
"Lang, we really have no place to put the garbage!"
The singing became colder and colder, and the steam became hotter and hotter.
Li Banfeng's chest was full of sweat, and his back was cold.
If he didn't clean up the garbage, Li Banfeng suspected that the record player would immediately scald him to death with steam.
Under coercion, Li Banfeng turned around and searched for garbage in the room with the help of the fire from the record player.
He found rags in the corner of the room, rags left by Chu Yunlong.
The rags were sticky and had vomit left by Li Banfeng on them. Li Banfeng put all the rags into a cloth bag.
Has the record player used rags to clean up vomit?
She loves cleanliness!
Is this record player a house spirit?
Sui Shen Ju is my house, and I have formed a fit with the house.
If I call out the name of the record player, won't she become my house spirit?
Thinking of this, Li Banfeng stared at the record player, feeling the harmony between himself and Suishenju. When his breathing and rhythm were consistent, Li Banfeng called out: "Sing..."
Wait!
What's her name?
She shouldn't be called the record player.
This is the same reason why Luo Yuni didn't call the clock.
The record player heard the "sing" just now and responded immediately:
"Lang Yalang, you want me to sing, clear the garbage, and I will sing for you~"
The steam curled and floated towards the wreckage of the clock.
In the eyes of the record player, this is also garbage.
Li Banfeng didn't dare to neglect it. He quickly put the broken dial, broken gears, broken pendulum, and scattered wood chips and springs of the clock into a cloth bag, and then he dared to leave Suishenju.
After going out and picking up the key, Li Banfeng breathed a sigh of relief.
No wonder the owner of Fengji Grocery Store was willing to sell the record player to me at a low price.
No wonder he gave me so many things.
It turns out that this record player is an ownerless house spirit.
An ownerless house spirit is equivalent to an evil spirit. The strength of this evil spirit is far above Luo Yuni and is not within the dimension that Li Banfeng understands.
I can't call out her name, what should I do?
No, I have to ask Manager Feng for clarification!
Li Banfeng was just looking for a place to throw away the garbage, and suddenly felt that someone was watching him.
Danger!
Li Banfeng could clearly sense the danger.
Go! It's not advisable to stay here for long!
Li Banfeng took two steps forward with his head held high, and a man suddenly appeared at the door of the main room and blocked Li Banfeng's way.
He was wearing a white shirt and a gray vest, with his chin tucked in, his eyes turned up, and smiled at Li Banfeng with a half-grin.
This is Luo Yuni's lover and the murderer who killed Luo Yuni.
Wasn't he hanging on the willow tree?
How did he come down?
Not only him came down, a man and a woman appeared beside the man, and there were many figures swaying back and forth behind them.
There was a chill behind him, and Li Banfeng looked back at the window, where several men and women were looking out of the window.
There were also many ghosts, circling around the house in the yard, and some ghosts had half of their bodies sticking out of the wall.
All the ghosts came down from the tree, what was going on?
Li Banfeng thought about it for a while and immediately understood the reason.
These ghosts were usually controlled by the house spirit Luo Yuni and did things for Luo Yuni.
Now that Luo Yuni was gone, they were out of control.
Obviously, they were very interested in Li Banfeng. In the past, they helped Luo Yuni eat meat, and now they also wanted to eat meat.
A woman rushed to Li Banfeng first and stuck out her tongue towards Li Banfeng's ear.
She liked the taste of Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng leaned over to avoid it, and another man stabbed Li Banfeng with a knife.
Where did the knife come from?
It's broken!
That dagger!
Li Banfeng left the dagger that could drink blood outside Suishenju.
Can ghosts also pick up this knife?
Of course they can!
Luo Yuni avenged herself with this knife.
The man took the dagger and slashed at Li Banfeng one by one.
Li Banfeng swung his sickle to fight back, and the sickle slashed through a phantom.
He couldn't hit the ghost.
But the ghost could hit him!
Ghosts without knives can also hit people. A ghost pulled Li Banfeng and tore a piece of cloth from his clothes.
What should I do?
Li Banfeng retreated and dodged, but soon he had no place to retreat. A large number of dead souls drilled in from the wall and quickly surrounded Li Banfeng.
Retreat back to Suishenju?
But there are ghosts everywhere, where can I throw the key?
If the key is picked up by these evil ghosts, it will be troublesome!
There is no other way, just rush out!
Li Banfeng gritted his teeth and rushed out.
Just after rushing one step, the ghosts in the house disappeared instantly?
All gone?
Scared away by my momentum?
Nonsense!
The danger is still nearby, Li Banfeng can sense it.
He rushed to the door with all his strength, and suddenly saw a group of ghosts with smiles blocking in front of him.
If you want to show up, you can show up, if you want to hide, you can hide.
This group of evil ghosts are teasing Li Banfeng, just like teasing a prey with nowhere to escape.
The male ghost swung his knife and chopped again. In a hurry, Li Banfeng used a cloth bag to block it.
The male ghost chopped the cloth bag with a knife, and a bag of garbage was scattered all over the ground.
The ghosts were stunned for a moment, then retreated, and they saw the broken pendulum.
This pendulum is equivalent to Luo Yuni's relic.
They retreated!
They were scared!
Li Banfeng's eyes lit up, and he took the opportunity to pick up the pendulum and wanted to break out of the encirclement of the ghosts.
But the ghosts soon stopped retreating. They stood in place and stared at Li Banfeng silently.
Are they scared silly?
Li Banfeng stepped forward and kicked the man with a knife.
It felt like a texture. Li Banfeng did kick the man himself.
Did I hit him?
But the texture was not so real. Li Banfeng felt that he kicked into the mud.
It really felt like he kicked into the mud. Li Banfeng couldn't pull his right foot out!
This ghost deliberately let Li Banfeng hit him. He wanted to trap Li Banfeng.
Invisible at any time, visible at any time, switching between reality and illusion at any time. Li Banfeng really didn't expect that the ghost was so fierce.
He wrapped his body around Li Banfeng's feet and raised the knife to cut off Li Banfeng's legs.
Li Banfeng raised the pendulum, and the golden halo was reflected on the man's face.
The man's short knife was suspended in the air, and the male ghost looked at the pendulum infatuatedly, but did not cut it down.
Li Banfeng struggled hard, but his right leg still could not get free, but the ghosts around him slowly gathered up.
There was no other way.
Li Banfeng quickly turned the key. He had no choice but to return to Suishenju for the time being.
Stepping into the threshold of Suishenju, Li Banfeng used the door frame to shake off the male ghost who was entangled with his right leg with difficulty. He was about to close the door when he suddenly realized that the key was still in his hand.
Never leave the key in Suishenju. It would rather be picked up by evil ghosts than stay in Suishenju, otherwise you will be trapped here forever.
Li Banfeng immediately threw the key outside the door, but it was too late to close the door. All the evil ghosts pushed against the door and crashed in.
The wind was howling, and the ghosts poured in like a tide.
When the door of Suishenju was completely closed, hundreds of dead souls piled up and filled Suishenju.
Hundreds of pale faces, with hollow eyes, stared at the pendulum in Li Banfeng's hand.
They shouldn't have brought this thing in.
The pendulum can indeed temporarily resist the dead souls, but the dead souls are not only afraid of the pendulum, but more obsessed with it.
Li Banfeng held the pendulum, squeezed among the dead souls, thinking about countermeasures.
Countermeasures?
Is there any countermeasure?
Chi chi chi~
Clang clang clang!
The record player is still running, but this time it is not singing, but gongs and drums.
Can she still sing opera?
Of course she can.
Playing opera on the record player is a fashion in Prosperity.
Among the records that Manager Feng gave to Li Banfeng, there are two selections of opera stars.
As the gongs and drums progressed, a clear female role sang:
"My dear~~~you went to the market to buy vegetables (liao)!"
"I bought vegetables..."
Does this sound like buying vegetables?
Li Banfeng can't sing opera, so whatever she says is what it is.
"Hua~" The record player started to sing again, "Although the dishes are good, it's a pity that they are not very fresh~~"
The singing was very long, and in the hazy air, steam filled the house.
The ghosts were a little agitated, and they felt scared.
Some ghosts rushed to the door, but it was too late.
The steam suddenly boiled, and the gongs and drums in the record player sounded together.
Clang! Clang! Clang!
More than a hundred dead souls were like being put into a net bag, and they were all collected into the trumpet mouth amid screams and roars, leaving only Li Banfeng safe and sound, standing silently beside the record player.
Ate?
She ate all the dead souls!
Is this what she meant by buying vegetables?
Clang clang clang!
The singing voice sounded again: "My husband~~~You love me so much, I am so happy,
But as the saying goes, success comes from diligence and thrift, failure comes from extravagance, the love between you and me should be long-lasting, but in the future, we should not be so wasteful~Hey, burp~"
A cloud of steam spurted out, and the record player burped.
Li Banfeng moved to the door step by step, and said two lines casually: "My wife, since you are full, take a rest!"
"Thank you for your consideration, my husband, I am really tired!" The fire went out, the steam dissipated, and the record player was silent.
Li Banfeng quickly left Suishenju, picked up the key, and sat at the door panting.
He still held the pendulum in his hand. He wanted to throw it away, but he thought it might be useful for something else.
He found a clean cloth bag to put the pendulum in, thought for a moment, and seemed to have forgotten something else.
In Suishenju, the short knife that liked to drink blood at midnight was left on the ground.
The record player ate the dead soul, but not the knife.
Hiss, hiss, hiss~
The petals of the copper lotus unfolded one by one, and after a whirlwind, the short knife was put into the lotus heart.
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