Chapter 302: Not a Big Face

Such a large oil lake is a pimple on the face of this middle-aged man.

The island in the middle of the oil lake is the hard core in the center of the pimple.

Li Banfeng is thinking about a question, where am I?

On the face?

I am on someone else's face...

This concept is not easy to understand, but Li Banfeng still understands it, anyway, just treat this person's face as big.

But now I can still see this middle-aged man, see this person with normal size and vision.

I stand on this person's face and look at this person.

This matter is not easy to understand.

What dimension is this person a creature from?

The middle-aged man clasped his fists to Li Banfeng: "Let me introduce myself. My last name is Lian, and my name is Lian Bu Da."

Li Banfeng quickly returned the greeting: "My last name is Li, and my name is Li Bu Feng."

Lian Bu Da stared at Li Banfeng for a long time, and said seriously: "My face is really not big. My wife said that my face is not big."

Li Banfeng agreed: "I am really not crazy. The doctor said that I am not crazy."

Lian Bu Da blinked and said: "You are very slick."

Li Banfeng shook his head and said: "You misunderstood, I am very sincere."

The middle-aged man smiled and said: "I appreciate slick people."

Li Banfeng answered seriously: "Whether you appreciate it or not, I have always been a sincere person!"

"Since you are so sincere, let me ask you, how did you find this place?"

This question really stumped Li Banfeng.

"I said I don't know, do you believe it?"

Lian Buda shook his head, obviously he didn't believe it: "Did someone from Neizhou ask you to come? The one who choked you? The one who plugged your ears? The one who choked your hands? The one who blocked your mouth? Or the one who covered your eyes?"

Li Banfeng was confused: "Who are you talking about?"

Lian Buda lowered his head slightly, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Li Banfeng: "Don't you know them? You are here, do you still want to deny it?"

Li Banfeng frowned and said: "If you don't know them, you don't know them. What's there to deny?"

Lian Buda snorted and laughed twice: "Okay, just assume that you are not from Neizhou. Let me ask you, have you seen a car?"

Li Banfeng nodded and said: "Yes."

"Are the cars you have seen coal-fired or oil-fired?"

"I have seen both." In Green Water City, there are steam cars, but not many.

Bian Dabu then asked: "There are no gasoline-powered cars in Pro Province. Are you from another state?"

Li Banfeng answered vaguely: "I have been to another state."

Bian Dabu touched his greasy cheeks and shook his head repeatedly: "How could people from other states find me? How could they have such ability?

I don't believe what you said, and I don't even believe your name."

Li Banfeng said calmly: "You don't believe anything I say, so why are you asking me? Isn't the result the same?"

Bian Dabu smiled and said: "I'm just bored and want to find someone to talk to. In fact, you are right. No matter what you say, the result is the same. I won't let you leave here alive."

Li Banfeng suddenly stood up and ran away.

Bian Dabu followed Li Banfeng slowly with one foot on the ground, like skating, and asked:

"Are you a traveler? Your steps are rare. Who taught you this step?"

Li Banfeng ignored him. There was a hill in front of him, and Li Banfeng climbed up the hillside.

The face is still following behind, not struggling at all: "Watch your feet when you walk, I can drown you with just one pore."

After crossing the hill, Li Banfeng saw a river, which was more than 20 meters wide, and the river water exuded a fishy and salty smell.

The face is not big and then said: "I just sweated a little, and when this sweat dries, the river will be gone." While speaking, the face is not big and wiped the sweat.

The river in front of him was indeed dry, leaving only a slightly moist riverbed.

Li Banfeng rushed directly to the riverbed, and said to the face as he walked: "You sweat, which proves that you are tired. If you run for a while, you will not be able to keep up with me."

"Whether I can keep up with you or not, what does it matter? Anyway, you have been on my face all the time, where can you run to?" The face is not big and wiped the sweat on his face and threw it at Li Banfeng's feet.

The sweat was mixed with a lot of grease, and Li Banfeng slipped and almost fell. He stomped his right foot instinctively, and at a very fast speed, he used the skill of trampling through thousands of rivers.

Boom!

Sand and stones flew everywhere, dust flew, and a shallow pit with a diameter of two meters appeared under Li Banfeng's feet.

Bian Buda touched his nose.

To say that he didn't feel anything, it was still a little itchy.

But to say how painful it was, it was actually much worse than a mosquito bite.

Li Banfeng looked at Bian Buda behind him, and then looked at the face under his feet. He was trying to establish a connection between the two.

First of all, it can be determined that these are two forms of a person in different dimensions.

But Li Banfeng's current thinking ability is not able to understand the coexistence of two dimensions of the face.

He can only give a more intuitive explanation of the current situation.

He called the real Bian Buda the real Bian Buda, and the Bian Buda chasing behind him the small Bian Buda.

For the real Bian Buda, Li Banfeng may just be a bacteria.

As far as the current situation is concerned, this is actually a good thing. After all, a normal person has no good way to deal with bacteria.

So the real threat now should come from the small Bian Buda.

Li Banfeng wanted to take the opportunity to escape from the small Bian Buda's sight, and then find a way to escape from the real Bian Buda's face.

Having made up his mind, Li Banfeng began to speed up, and it was a bit difficult for the small face to catch up with him.

"I said, don't run so fast, don't run to the oil lake ahead, there is something there that can eat you..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Banfeng had already run to You Lake and continued running around the lake.

I don’t have a big face so I won’t chase him.

The originally calm lake surface suddenly had a ripple.

A ripple passed through, and the entire lake swayed.

Li Banfeng knew what the problem was.

The unknown creature that I sensed in the oil lake before is about to come out.

While his thoughts were whirling, a giant shrimp-headed monster emerged from the lake and crawled up to Li Banfeng with two short sickle-like limbs.

He said it was a shrimp-headed monster because Li Banfeng couldn't find a suitable adjective. The monster's head looked a bit like a shrimp, not as sharp as a shrimp, and had no eyes, and it had many more tentacles than a shrimp.

According to visual inspection, this giant monster is seven or eight meters tall and more than twenty meters long.

Li Banfeng turned around and asked with a slight face: "What is this?"

His face was slightly red, and this incident seemed to make him a little ashamed: "These are mites. In fact, I wash my face very often, but I can't wash these things off. They crawl with their legs and crawl with their bodies. It’s quite itchy sometimes.”

Mites?

Are the parasitic mites on his face so big?

Did creatures like mites evolve on his face, or was this kind of creature always present and could only parasitize such large creatures?

The grease-covered mite swung its short limbs and rushed towards Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng flashed away.

He was extremely fast, and Mite had poor eyesight, so he couldn't see Li Banfeng's figure at all.

When Li Banfeng stopped, the mite sensed Li Banfeng's position with its tentacles. Just as he was about to turn around, his hard body suddenly bulged rapidly. The mite turned halfway and its body exploded.

Broken insect shells and insect flesh splashed everywhere with a lot of grease.

He sighed in admiration with a small face: "Everyone said that this technique is not easy to use, but here you can use it very smoothly. It seems that there is really an expert to teach you."

A mite exploded, and dozens of mites emerged from the lake one after another, surrounding Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng used his horse-drawing skills to explode two mites, trying to open a gap.

But as soon as the two mites exploded, the mites behind him immediately took up their positions. Surrounded by layers of mites, there was no gap left for Li Banfeng to break through.

Is there any other way?

Walk back and forth among the mites and explode them all?

It's not impossible, it's just that it consumes too much. The number of mites on this face may be staggering, and Li Banfeng still has to save energy to deal with the small face.

Seeing a group of mites approaching step by step, Li Banfeng stared at the ground under his feet and shouted: "Open!"

The ground beneath his feet suddenly cracked, and a path about a hundred meters long passed through a group of mites and extended into the distance.

Travel skills, break paths and open roads.

Not to mention, if it were on normal land, Li Banfeng could drive up to twenty or thirty meters, but his face was not that big, so he was still very soft.

Li Banfeng ran along the opened path. The mites on both sides wanted to rush into the path, but there was an invisible resistance that prevented them from rushing in.

Old teapots gushing tea formed a barrier on both sides of the trail.

Li Banfeng dashed for 100 meters and left most of the mites behind, but he didn't leave his little face behind.

The little-faced man shouted from behind: "Li Bufan, you've gone too far. You opened my mouth and poured hot water on my face. What if I leave scars?"

I can't get rid of this guy, it seems I need to be faster.

Just as Li Banfeng was about to speed up, a nested annular giant mouth appeared in front of Li Banfeng at the end of the canyon.

The so-called nested ring-shaped giant mouth refers to a large mouth with a slightly smaller mouth, and a punch of dark yellow fangs between the two mouths.

Where did this nested giant mouth come from?

Li Banfeng jumped out of the canyon and saw the whole picture.

A blood-red worm emerged from the ground.

"Blood larvae are a kind of facial parasite. These things are very difficult to deal with." The small face touched his nose again, "You have to provoke it. Now I will feel uncomfortable and it will be itchy all day long." "

The worm, which was dozens of meters long and resembled a combination of an earthworm and a leech, crawled rapidly towards Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng dodged to avoid it, but a mite chasing behind him was bitten by a blood larvae.

The blood larvae use their fangs to quickly destroy the mite's shell, and then completely suck the mite into its huge mouth.

Taking this opportunity, Li Banfeng took out the wine gourd and sprinkled some wine on the blood larvae.

He said without twitching his face: "This is Lao Yao's wine. Lao Yao asked you to come here? What does Lao Yao want from me?"

After thinking for a moment, he said to himself with a small face: "It shouldn't be Lao Yao. Lao Yao has no reason to come to me. He is familiar with the salesman. Could it be that the salesman asked you to come to me?"

If you are a salesman, we still have some discussions, and I can consider letting you go! "

Li Banfeng ignored the small face, drew a match, and lit the blood larvae.

Under the influence of the wine, only a small ball of flames appeared on the body of the blood larvae.

But there was grease all around, and the blood larvae were struggling, causing the flames to spread quickly on the greasy ground.

The little face was no longer angry: "Why did you set fire to my face again?"

He blew into his nose, and a strong gust of wind blew out the surrounding flames.

This is why Tang Dao and Pendulum cannot fly stably.

Li Banfeng couldn't understand the connection between the small face and the small real face.

"I don't want to talk to you now!" Little Face looked at Li Banfeng angrily, "You always ruin my face, I want to kill you right now."

After the words fell, Little Face's face became even greasier.

At the same time, grease began to surge under Li Banfeng's feet, and soon it covered his ankles.

Li Banfeng continued to run without any hesitation.

No matter what means you have, there is hope of survival if you can run away from your face.

The grease under his feet became deeper and deeper. Li Banfeng exerted force on his legs while singing a song to distract Little Face's attention.

There is a song that is really suitable for exerting force!

"Running on flat ground, crossing mountains and rivers, panting and smoking, adding coal and water, we are on the road, the train is unstoppable..."

Li Banfeng's singing was very shrill, which gave Little Face a headache.

But the familiar tune and lyrics made Little Face unable to help listening.

"Are you singing "Train Ballad"?" Little Face was stunned, and the grease stopped rising.

Li Banfeng did not answer.

"Where did you hear this ballad from?"

Li Banfeng did not speak.

"Did you learn your steps from him?"

Li Banfeng ran farther and farther.

Until the little face's figure completely disappeared, Li Banfeng found a forest and stopped to take a breath.

The forest was lush with vegetation, but the wind was a bit strong. Just after a short rest, the little face's voice came from the depths of the forest.

"Don't stay here. If the wind gets stronger, it's hard to say where you will be blown."

Li Banfeng was surprised and said, "You can catch up so quickly?"

"This is my face. I know where there is a shortcut."

Can you take a shortcut on your face?

Little face didn't want Li Banfeng to escape again, so he kept a certain distance from Li Banfeng for the time being and said, "If you really were sent by him, please tell him a message. To this day, I still say that whether it is a train or a car, burning oil is better than burning coal."

Is he referring to the train father-in-law?

Is there any agreement between the two?

Li Banfeng said: "Province can't burn oil, fuel oil can't be stored in large quantities."

"That's because they didn't find good oil, that's because..." The face is not big and the tone suddenly changed, "You lied to me, right? You came to steal oil, right? You sang his train song, are you trying to steal my oil?"

Li Banfeng frowned and said: "Catch the thief and the stolen goods, you must have evidence when you speak, when did I steal your oil?"

"You are covered in oil, and you still say you didn't steal it?"

"Who doesn't have oil all over your body when you come to your place?"

Lian Buda gritted his teeth and said: "No one can steal my oil. Even if I force my sect to extinction, I can't let you steal the oil!"

PS: Oil repair is indeed rare.