Chapter 313 Playing to Recruit a Wife

The projector played the image of Feng Qu Weng. Li Banfeng looked at it carefully and didn't see any flaws.

The record player asked: "My dear husband, why did you let this old man out again?"

"He has an accomplice who is good at disguise. When she pretended to be a local god, I couldn't tell the real from the fake."

The record player looked at the projector: "Did you record it?"

The projector said: "Only a little bit was recorded. The woman wanted to seduce the seventh director, but failed. I thought it was boring, so I didn't record the rest."

Li Banfeng said: "It doesn't matter if it's short, as long as it can produce an image."

The projector was embarrassed: "This, I'm afraid it really can't produce an image."

"Why can't it be produced?"

The projector played the image of the fake Meng Yuchun. The time was indeed not long, only more than 20 seconds, but this was not the point.

The point is that the fake Meng Yuchun was always facing Li Banfeng. The projector can only produce a flat image, not a three-dimensional figure. He didn't know what it looked like from other angles.

Li Banfeng said to his wife, "This is the person. She looks exactly like the local god Meng Yuchun. She should be a high-level drama cultivator."

The wife asked the projector to play it repeatedly several times, and said to Li Banfeng, "This seems to be a drama recruiting a wife."

"What is a drama recruiting a wife?"

"If he is really a drama recruiting a wife, this will be interesting," the wife asked the projector, "How long can you last in front of a sixth-level drama cultivator?"

The projector said, "If you are far away, you can last for two or three minutes. If you are close, you may only last for more than ten seconds."

...

Li Banfeng came to Meng Yuchun's plot of land. Several hunters were surrounding Meng Yuchun to discuss the land reclamation.

Seeing Li Banfeng, Meng Yuchun greeted him enthusiastically: "Li Qi, do you want to open another plot of land? You can choose the size!"

Li Banfeng smiled and said perfunctorily, "Some other day."

Opening a plot of land?

How could Li Banfeng be in the mood?

He was planning to take people away from this land.

Seeing Li Qi was about to leave, Meng Yuchun stepped forward to stop him and said, "I'll take you to a place to talk."

Li Banfeng was stunned: "Where are you taking me?"

"Take you to a good place. Anyway, I won't hurt you." Meng Yuchun stepped forward and pulled Li Banfeng's arm. Li Banfeng quickly hid aside.

Meng Yuchun was stunned. She didn't understand why Li Banfeng was so wary.

Li Banfeng suddenly asked: "How big a plot of land did I open on your territory?"

Meng Yuchun said in surprise: "Three miles in radius, have you forgotten?"

"What tribute did I use?"

"Half a chicken, it tastes good."

This is the real Meng Yuchun. Many people know about the three-mile plot of land, but others don't know about the half chicken.

"Where are you taking me?"

"Somewhere others don't know."

Meng Yuchun took Li Banfeng into a cave. The cave was narrow, but very high. Looking up, it should be more than a hundred meters.

After traveling in the cave for a long time, layers of green flames emerged from Meng Yuchun's body. The upper body was still in human form, and the lower body turned into ghost fire. He said to Li Banfeng: "Don't be afraid, I'll take you up."

The dead souls are not scary. The local gods are all dead souls. Li Banfeng also knows this.

Meng Yuchun hugged Li Banfeng and flew to the top of the stone wall. He stopped at a position of 70 to 80 meters above the ground and entered a cave on the rock wall.

Li Banfeng said: "What is this place?"

"This is my home," Meng Yuchun put Li Banfeng down, "Speak softly, don't provoke my house spirit."

Li Banfeng's heart tightened: "Didn't your house spirit eat you alive in Neizhou?"

"When I arrived at the new land, I found another house spirit. She has a bad temper. I'm afraid she will hurt you."

Li Banfeng stood at the entrance of the cave and stopped going in.

If it is not necessary, he is unwilling to easily enter Zhai Xiu's home.

"Whatever you want to say, just say it here."

Meng Yuchun said, "I seem to be being watched by someone, and that person seems to be your subordinate."

My subordinate?

Li Banfeng smiled and said, "You are handsome, and they are watching you every day. What's so strange about that?"

"We are talking about different things. Last night, I killed a wandering monster near the house. The house spirit told me that it was a knife-pen official.

She said that this is a very rare wandering monster. This thing appeared in my territory. It must have been sent by someone. Maybe someone wants to harm me."

As Li Banfeng speculated, the rare wandering monsters appeared one after another, and they were targeting Meng Yuchun.

"What does the knife-pen official look like? Give him to me and I will study him first."

"Don't worry about the knife-pen official for now. I have to find out who wants to harm me!"

Li Banfeng is also investigating this matter: "It depends on who you have sinned against recently."

"I haven't seen anyone recently, except you."

"Do you suspect me?" Li Banfeng lowered the brim of his hat and prepared to leave the cave immediately.

Meng Yuchun shook his head and said, "I trust you, otherwise I wouldn't have brought you to the house.

I have been a local god for so long, but I haven't met anyone. I would never have made it in this life. God took pity on me and let me meet you.

I sincerely want to be your friend, but if someone under your command really wants to harm me, and if I do something ruthless to them, don't turn against me then."

Isn't this a joke?

My subordinates are all poor hunters, how can anyone harm you.

Li Banfeng smiled and said, "This is definitely not done by my subordinates. I can help you investigate, but I can't help for free. We can negotiate the price.

If you agree, we will start right away. If you don't agree, I will take my people home immediately. I don't want to fall out with you, and I don't want to be implicated by you. "

Meng Yuchun nodded and said, "Okay, as long as the price I can afford, we can negotiate."

Li Banfeng said, "Give me the body of the clerk first, then set some traps, and then we will discuss the price."

While speaking, the silk earrings trembled: "Master, there are footsteps."

Li Banfeng looked at Meng Yuchun: "Does anyone else know where you live?"

"There are three familiar sisters who come to drink a few glasses of wine occasionally. They never enter my room. Except for them and you, no one else knows where I live. You stay here and don't move. "

Meng Yuchun flew down the stone wall alone. After waiting for a while, three women came over with wine jars and various dishes.

A woman in red clothes with a slender waist saluted Meng Yuchun and said with a smile: "This is the newly brewed Baihua wine, specially sent to my sister to taste. "

This woman's name is Hongdie.

Behind her, there is a woman wearing yellow clothes, with a similar appearance and figure to Hongdie, named Huangdie.

Standing at the end is a fat girl with a round face, a plump body, and a green fur coat. Her name is Xiaodie.

Xiaodie seems to have not yet turned into a butterfly.

Meng Yuchun said to the three of them: "Three sisters, I have something to do today, let's get together another day."

The three women were a little disappointed. Meng Yuchun chatted with them for a few words, sent them away, and returned to the rock wall.

Li Banfeng looked at their backs and asked in a low voice: "Are the three of them always together?"

Meng Yuchun nodded: "Almost inseparable."

Inseparable?

Not likely.

Everyone says that butterflies love flowers, but who has ever heard of caterpillars loving flowers?

Li Banfeng asked: "Have you heard of drama recruiting wives?"

"What wives? "Meng Yuchun was confused.

Consistent with the description of the big toad, Meng Yuchun was a pure home cultivator. He had not been to the new land before the tenth floor, and his understanding of wandering monsters was not much better than Li Banfeng.

...

After lunch, Li Banfeng carried a man into Suishenju.

The man was wearing a robe with blurred embroidery. It looked like an official robe, but it was unknown which dynasty it was from.

He held a brush in his hand, with a little ink on the white tip. Seeing this, the wife said happily: "This is a knife and pen official, a good thing, husband, you cherish it the most..."

The cheerful gongs and drums stopped abruptly, and the singing was full of sadness: "Hey, husband, why did you bring back a corpse? Don't you cherish your little slave?"

Hong Ying laughed out loud: "You can't eat it, I eat it, you evil woman is so greedy! "

A burst of power spread out, and Hong Ying rushed forward. She ate with relish.

After eating, Hong Ying returned to the mirror and sat in silence. Her body changes became more and more obvious, and the originally skinny gun body showed a little plumpness.

The record player murmured: "This bitch is almost turning into a human. How can she have such good luck? I don't know if it's luck..."

Other magic weapons rushed forward to share the food. Li Banfeng comforted his wife and said: "After this business is done, I will catch some alive for you. "

The wife shook the trumpet mouth and suddenly spit out steam, forcing back a group of magic weapons.

"Eat almost everything, and leave the rest to Honglian. ”

There are still a lot of clerks left, so will they be left to Honglian?

My wife took good care of Honglian today.

Li Banfeng moved Honglian over, the petals bloomed, and a lotus seed in the lotus heart was already ripe.

Li Banfeng plucked the lotus seed, and it exploded in an instant, and a pair of mandarin duck axes fell into his palm.

No wonder my wife took such good care of her, Honglian came with sincerity today.

But this seems to be no different from the previous mandarin duck axes.

Li Banfeng squatted beside Honglian and said, "A Lian, do you want to play tricks on me again?"

Swish~

"Hey, husband, this is wronging this bitch, this pair of mandarin duck axes has a sweet smell, husband, smell it carefully."

Li Banfeng used the skill of Baiwei Linglong to smell it for a while, and there was indeed a faint sweetness.

"Let me smell it too! "Hong Ying sniffed for a long time. She had been deaf and blind for many years, so her nose was very sensitive, but she didn't smell any sweetness.

Li Banfeng sniffed. Budweiser's exquisite skill was not only a keen sense of smell, but also seemed to have other functions.

"Madam, how do you use this magic weapon?"

"This thing is not spiritual enough, it can't be considered a magic weapon, at most it is a spiritual object, a pair of mandarin duck axes, one male and one female. The one in your left hand is the male, and the one in your right hand is the female.

If the male cuts a woman, he will like the woman. If the woman appears within a mile, the male will feel it. If the female cuts a man, the same is true. "

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "It can be considered a useful object, let's call it male and female axe!"

"Hey, husband, wouldn't it be better to call it female and male axe?"

"Madam, you are so talented! "Li Banfeng collected the male and female axes, took the projector, and left Suishenju.

…

At ten o'clock in the evening, Xiaodie had eaten her fill of leaves, climbed down from the tree, and wandered lazily in the deep forest.

Li Banfeng and Meng Yuchun followed not far away, but Xiaodie never noticed because of the easy-to-ignore nature of home repairs.

After walking for more than an hour, Xiaodie seemed to be hungry again, so she climbed up another tree to eat leaves.

Li Banfeng hid under the earth slope and said to Meng Yuchun: "Didn't you say you were inseparable? Why didn't I see the other two women?"

Meng Yuchun said: "Xiaodie has different habits from them, and they can't be together all the time. The yellow butterfly and the red butterfly both eat nectar, and they are rarely separated."

Li Banfeng's judgment was correct. Xiaodie had not yet transformed into a butterfly.

After the battle between Shui Yongquan and Qiu Luoye, Li Banfeng learned a key detail. The residence of the local god is the lifeline. The deed is hidden in the residence. If it is dug out, it will pose a serious threat to the local god. Therefore, both Shui Yongquan and Qiu Luoye strictly defend their residences.

It is not known what the threat is, but Li Banfeng knows that the best way to deal with the local god is to attack the house.

Fengqu Weng, Xi Zhaofu, Daobi Li, Qingshang Slug... Rare wandering monsters came to Meng Yuchun's territory one after another. They were definitely not to fight Meng Yuchun head-on. Daobi Li proved with his life that they could not beat the local god.

Their purpose was to investigate Meng Yuchun's residence.

Qingshang Slug parasitized on Cao Zhida. Cao Zhida pestered Meng Yuchun and had a certain probability of finding Meng Yuchun's residence.

But he failed and died at the hands of Li Banfeng.

The pen-and-paper clerk successfully found Meng Yuchun's residence, but failed to escape and died at Meng Yuchun's hands.

Fengqu Weng and Xizhaofu joined forces, one for beating and the other for deceiving, and the chance of success was the highest.

Fengqu Weng is dead now, but Xizhaofu probably doesn't know that Fengqu Weng is dead yet, so she probably won't stop.

In addition to Li Banfeng, there are only three people who know Meng Yuchun's residence, Hongdie, Huangdie, and Xiaodie.

Because Xiaodie didn't turn into a butterfly, she has different habits from the other two women, spends more time alone, and has the highest chance of being impersonated by Xizhaofu.

Li Banfeng locked his target on her.

Meng Yuchun whispered: "It may not be my sister, that Xizhaofu may also be your subordinate."

Li Banfeng shook his head and said: "If it is really Xizhaofu, it will definitely not be my subordinate, my subordinates are all men."

"Can't she pretend to be a man?"

"No."

Li Banfeng took out the projector and played the image of Fengqu Weng.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, Xiaodie climbed down from the tree, slowly walked to the side of the "Fengqu Weng", and said in a low voice: "I succeeded."

PS: What should I do next?

Catch the play-calling woman and torture her?