Chapter 206 If You Want to Leave, Just Leave

Chapter 206 If you want to leave, just leave!

Eat when you are hungry.

Judge Bi suddenly said this and then lost his voice.

The fortune teller did not have insight into the skill of spiritual sound and could not hear the sound of the judge's pen, but he sensed a slight change in the atmosphere in the room.

There seemed to be more dewdrops on the speaker of the record player.

"Can't eat, can't eat," the record player murmured, "we still have to rely on this old thing to take our husband outside the city."

The lady is not bad at eating, so she immediately gave up the idea.

But Li Banfeng didn't give up: "Madam, eat him!"

"Ms. sir, this man can't eat first..."

"Eat him quickly."

"If I eat it now, what will happen to my husband..."

Li Banfeng looked at the record player and said, "Don't you listen to me?"

The record player thought about it for a moment, and a cloud of smoke rose from the speaker.

The fortune teller was shocked: "What are you going to do? Young man, don't you want to go out? Do you want to be trapped in this city for the rest of your life?"

I will take you out, I know the way out, I will take you..."

boom!

Li Banfeng kicked the fortune teller, and the fortune teller stumbled and came to the record player.

A whirlwind of loudspeakers rose up, and the fortune teller's soul was swallowed by the lady. There was no complete body on the ground, leaving a lot of scattered flesh and blood.

Li Banfeng looked at Honglian: "Eat!"

Honglian looked at the flesh and blood on the ground but didn't say anything.

She doesn't want to eat vulgar food.

The body of a person who can be repaired is not a common thing.

Isn't this flesh and blood part of the fortune teller?

So what is the use of this flesh and blood?

Just for disguise, to make this fortune teller look more human?

No need.

Li Banfeng could tell that he was a ghost because Li Banfeng had a golden eye. When ordinary people entered the City of Fools, they were all ordinary people and could not tell that he was a ghost at all.

Let’s not think about the purpose of the flesh and blood, but first think about the origin of the flesh and blood.

If these flesh and blood are not part of the fortune teller, they probably are not bred by the fortune teller. He got them from somewhere else.

Thinking of this, a chill ran down Li Banfeng's spine.

The people in the inn have been chasing Li Banfeng, and the fortune tellers have also been following Li Banfeng. Their purpose must be to take a fancy to his flesh and blood.

If Li Banfeng hadn't had the habit of living in a portable home, he would have died in the inn. The innkeeper was a fourth-floor fool, who would definitely be much more difficult to deal with than the fortune teller.

There are still many foolish cultivators in the city, but why didn't they take action against me?

The one who sells plasters, those who watch the show, that lady who shows me the way...

That aunt!

She gave me no directions.

She asked me to come inside and drink some water.

If I enter her house, should she take action?

Just like when I enter an inn, I enter the innkeeper's house, so he can kill me.

The others, because I didn't enter the house, couldn't kill me.

Is this the rule of the City of Fools?

But why did the fortune teller want to kill me?

Did I enter his house?

Entered.

The deserted house is his house.

This fortune teller is so insidious, he really tricked me into his house.

Li Banfeng hugged the record player and kissed the loudspeaker: "Madam, I have figured it all out. Do you think I am much smarter?"

Not only did Li Banfeng wake up a lot, but his wife also woke up a lot.

Chichi~

"Hey, sir, is this little slave also falling prey to his technique?"

There was silence in the room. After a few seconds, the lady roared, and the three speakers smoked together: "A second-level cultivator made me fall into the trap of a technique. What the hell is this?"

Guren didn't sneer at the record player. Just now, even her thoughts were confused.

Yu Xiu's technique is too powerful.

Li Banfeng sat on the edge of the bed, pondered for a long time, and made a simple and crude plan.

"Madam, I will push out another record player in a while, play music, and introduce the dead souls into the house.

When one was brought in, I would close the door and hand it over to the lady for questioning until she found out how to get out of the city. "

"My lord, it's easy to ask, but it's hard to tell the truth from the lie."

"There's no need to differentiate. I'll catch another one, and my wife will continue to torture him. If their confessions match, it will prove that they told the truth."

Chichi~

The lady exhaled a cloud of steam: "This is a solution."

Li Banfeng pushed the windmill record player out of the third room and was about to go out when he suddenly heard Meng De say: "Sir, it's time for you to go to bed."

"Why sleep? Let me fall asleep again?"

Meng De said shyly: "I also contributed in that battle just now."

Li Banfeng said angrily: "What did you do? You scolded me for being immoral and you tricked me. Does this count as your contribution?"

Mengde lowered his head and felt aggrieved: "This was an unintentional mistake."

Seeing that Li Banfeng was very annoyed, the record player advised him: "Mr., eat something and have a rest for the night. You are exhausted too."

Li Banfeng ate two cans and fell asleep on the bed amid Meng De's beautiful singing.

The record player said to the month card: "We have to fight tomorrow, don't let him have nightmares! You didn't fight well today, I won't punish you, and I won't give you any mercy next time."

Mengde quickly saluted: "Thank you, Madam, for your generosity."

The judge pen snorted and said: "It's still too much."

The record player spurted out a stream of steam, burning the judge's pen red: "What is too much?"

"snort!"

It was quite painful to be burned, but Judge Bi was too lazy to hide and was still lying in the same place.

…

That night, Li Banfeng arrived at Tieyang Mountain. Da Liao Ba Rong Ye Guang was not there, leaving only Lu Xiaolan to guard the mountain gate.

Li Banfeng used his personal residence to sneak into the mountain stronghold, killed Lu Xiaolan, and robbed 100,000 yuan, and then set the whole mountain stronghold on fire!

"Wow ha ha ha!" Li Banfeng stood in the middle of the mountain stronghold and laughed wildly.

Then Li Banfeng woke up.

Such a good dream, just woke up like this.

Most of the things in the dream were unclear, but Li Banfeng knew it was a good dream.

Looking at Li Banfeng's fierce eyes, Mengde kept trembling in the calendar: "Sir, you woke up with laughter in your dream, it's really not my fault, madam, please say something."

Li Banfeng didn't have the heart to deal with Mengde, he still had to go out to catch the dead souls, and the record player called Li Banfeng and said: "Husband, go ask the judge pen, he seems to have a way to deal with the foolish cultivator."

What can he do?

But he did speak yesterday.

Li Banfeng picked up the Judge's Pen and asked sincerely: "Brother Bi, if you have a way to leave the city, tell me. You definitely don't want to be trapped in this place."

The Judge's Pen had been thinking for a long time and wanted to express himself, but he was too lazy to say it.

It was probably too difficult to express it clearly, so Li Banfeng changed the question: "Tell me first, is my idea effective?"

"Too much." The Judge's Pen only said two words.

Li Banfeng was not angry. He carefully guessed the meaning of these two words: "Do you mean I think too much or do too much?"

"Both."

"Why is it too much?"

"There are ruthless people watching."

What ruthless people?

"Do you have a simpler way?"

"Alas," the Judge's Pen sighed, waited for more than two minutes, and said four words, "A fool has thousands of thoughts..."

Li Banfeng had heard of this idiom. A fool has thousands of thoughts, but he will definitely get one right.

"But according to what you said, I still thought too little."

Judge Pen felt helpless. After waiting for two minutes, he said four words: "Fear of gain and loss."

A fool is always worried about gain and loss?

What kind of idiom is this?

"Brother Pen, I don't understand."

Judge Pen said helplessly: "If you want to leave the city, just go."

"I can't go out! If I can go out, why would I waste my energy?"

The record player was impatient: "Sir, it's my fault. Don't ask him anymore. Let's do business."

Li Banfeng pushed the windmill record player to the door and suddenly heard Judge Pen say: "You are stupid, give me back my capital!"

He said so many words at once, and Li Banfeng couldn't react.

What capital?

It's broken!

When he was in Baiman Valley, Judge Pen once moved Qiu Daxiang away, moving more than two miles.

He had been too lazy to ask for capital, but now he suddenly asked.

At that time, he made great efforts. If the capital was calculated, Li Banfeng would be lazy for a long time.

What should I do?

"Brother Bi, let's discuss it. I'll wait until I leave the Fool City and then..."

It's too late.

Li Banfeng was halfway through his words and was too lazy to continue.

The Judge's Pen had already taken back the capital.

He looked back at his bed and wanted to lie down.

Don't sit if you can.

No, you can't lie down.

Once you lie down, you may have to lie down for a long time.

The key is still outside. After a fight with the fortune teller yesterday, Li Banfeng casually threw it in the deserted house.

It's not a good idea to keep it in the house like this. Yu Xiu is so treacherous. If he has an accomplice, he might pick it up.

No matter what, you have to go out and take a look. At least you have to move the key to another place.

Judge's Pen, this bastard, has to take the capital today. I'm so lazy...

Forget it, I'm too lazy to teach him a lesson.

Li Banfeng gritted his teeth and pushed open the door, looking back at the windmill record player.

Push it out?

What are you pushing it for? It's so heavy.

Li Banfeng went out empty-handed, not even bothering to bring a magic weapon.

After leaving the room, Li Banfeng picked up the key and wanted to go back to lie down.

No, I have to find a place for the key first.

Is there a good place in this house?

Since we have to guard against the fortune-teller's accomplice, we must not hide the key in the house.

Let's go out and take a look, maybe there is a good place outside.

After leaving the room, Li Banfeng looked around. The outside of the deserted house sounded empty, and there was no good place to hide the key.

Why do I always think about hiding the key?

Don't I want to get out of the city?

This road is quite wide. If I walk forward, can I get out of the city?

How can such a good thing happen? I can't get out after walking for two days. I still want to go out by walking around randomly?

Forget it, I'd better go back and lie down.

Looking back at the deserted house behind him, Li Banfeng hesitated again.

He was too lazy to go back after going out.

If I don't go back, I will continue to walk outside?

That's also very tiring.

Or should we lie down on the spot?

…

Li Banfeng’s will was still strong. He resisted the urge to lie down and sleep, and walked straight along the alley.

Out of the city, I want to go out of the city!

After walking for a while, the alley turned a corner.

If I want to go out of the city, I should go in a straight line. Should I climb over the wall?

Forget it, climbing over the wall is too tiring.

Turning a little corner is nothing. Just walk along this road.

Walking forward in a daze, Li Banfeng focused on fighting laziness, and didn’t think about anything in his mind.

After passing through the alley and walking to the street, an old woman in front asked: "Child, are you lost? Come to your aunt to drink a bowl of water."

You still tricked me into drinking water, don’t you have anything new?

Li Banfeng walked forward without saying a word. He was too lazy to talk.

After walking for a while, he saw the plaster seller again: "This is my ancestral secret recipe, it works as soon as it is applied. My friend, you have used my plaster, do you think it works?

My friend, you should tell me, if it doesn't work, I will compensate you 10,000, let's go to my house to get the money now!"

Your medicine is not effective!

I will go to your house to get money, enter your house, and then kill me?

Do you think I will be fooled by you?

Li Banfeng was too lazy to pay attention to him.

There was a magician in front, a piece of white paper, rubbed it in his hand, and it turned into a dove, flying away.

The magician shouted at Li Banfeng: "I have two sets of tricks, does this friend want to learn?

If you want to learn, I will give you two tips, just treat it as fun, if you don't want to learn, you can clap your hands, just treat it as a show of support for me."

Li Banfeng was too lazy to look at him.

After walking for a while, a man who looked like a doctor came up with a medicine box on his back and said, "Friend, you have a mole on your face, which will bring bad luck to your parents. I will help you remove it for 10 cents."

Li Banfeng was too lazy to scold him.

I don't even know who my parents are, and you tell me this.

...

There is a breakfast vendor in front, and he seems to have recognized me. Should I go around?

I have seen it before, and it will be too much trouble to go around. No need to spare!

Further ahead is Youlai Inn, so I have to go around it this time, right?

No need to go around!

It's because I have been going around blindly that I can't find the city gate!

I don't believe that the group of people in the inn have been staring at me!

Even if they have been staring at me, there is no need to be afraid.

If you can beat them, fight them, if you can't beat them, run away, why go around!

Just walking all the way, for more than two hours, Li Banfeng looked up and found that he had reached the city gate.

I came out?

I came out now?

I didn't think about anything, I came out now!

This is too...

Forget it, it's nothing.

Li Banfeng was too lazy to be happy.

He decided to run away and leave this place immediately.

After hesitating for a while, Li Banfeng gave up.

Can't run.

Too tired.

Let's walk slowly.

My wife said that there is only one Taoist sect in the world that can restrain the foolish cultivator, but it is powerless to fight with it.

Could this Taoist sect be the lazy cultivator?

Could it be that powerless to fight means literally?

It's not because the lazy cultivator can't beat him, but because the lazy cultivator is too lazy to fight?

Is that really the case?

Li Banfeng was too lazy to think.

After walking out for more than ten miles, a middle-aged man stood in front.

Li Banfeng was too lazy to look at him, but he felt that this man was a little familiar.

Who is it?

Sun Tiecheng!

Hunter!

This bastard!

I was going to Tieyang Mountain, and he took me to the Fool City!

After entering the city, you took me to the black shop!

I suffered this disaster, and it was all your fault. You dare to wait for me here.

"You..." Li Banfeng glared at Sun Tiecheng, and then continued on his way.

I was too lazy to argue with him.

Sun Tiecheng still looked honest, he called Li Banfeng: "Sir, please come over and say a word."

"No." Li Banfeng was too lazy to speak.

"Li Qi, you passed my test."

He knew my name was Li Qi!

What test did he say?

Li Banfeng was too lazy to ask.

"Li Qi, don't rush to leave, I have something good for you!"

Li Banfeng was too lazy to ask.

"Li Qi, stay!" Sun Tiecheng got a bed from nowhere and put it in front of Li Banfeng.

This is so vicious!

Do you think I will be fooled by you?

After struggling for a while, Li Banfeng lay on the bed, yawned and said: "You say it."

PS: Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are sleepy, rest when you are tired, and walk out if you want to leave the city!

Lazy cultivation is so pure.