Chapter 204: Fool City
The first door in the world?
It’s so scary!
Why aren't home repair and travel repair the first doors?
Li Banfeng expressed dissatisfaction: "Madam, what are the techniques of this Taoist sect?"
"Hey, sir, what you said has stopped me. I don't know what Yuxiu's skills are.
Xiaonu has never seen Yuxiu. The Taoist sect of Yuxiu has been extinct for a long time. There has been no cultivator in the world for many years.
Xiaonu only knows that this Taoist sect is extremely powerful, they are extremely shrewd, and their methods are cunning, and there are no opponents at the same level.
No opponent?
All Taoist sects in the world, except for the Golden Cultivator, are interconnected with each other. This is what the salesman said.
"Isn't there any Taoist sect that can restrain foolish cultivators?"
The record player said: "It is said that there is only one Taoist sect in the world that can restrain the foolish cultivator, but that Taoist sect is unable to fight against it."
"Wait a minute," Li Banfeng frowned, "Why can't I understand, which Taoist sect can restrain the foolish cultivator? Why can't I fight against it?"
"I don't know which Taoist sect it belongs to, and I don't know the reason why it is unable to fight. According to Xiaonu's speculation, it may be that there are too few people in that Taoist sect, or it may be that they are not united."
"Are the foolish cultivators of the same mind?"
"They are not too powerful, but they can still fight together. They jointly established the City of Fools in Puluo Prefecture. Because the Foolish Cultivators are too strong, everyone in Puluo Prefecture is frightened when they hear the name City of Fools."
"They are so powerful, why are they extinct?"
"It's unclear. Some people say that they died because they were fooling each other, leading to internal strife.
Some people also say that because the tree attracts the wind, the foolish cultivator was besieged by other sects and eventually perished.
There are many different opinions, and it is difficult to distinguish between true and false, but Xiaonu only remembers one thing. When I was practicing, a senior once warned me that the City of Fools is still in the old land. Although there are no living cultivators, there are still souls of the dead.
Even though he has become an undead, Yu Xiu is still extremely powerful. That senior told me not to come to the City of Fools. My husband, how did you get here? "
Li Banfeng rubbed his forehead, his thoughts in confusion.
How did I come to the City of Fools? What am I doing here?
"Madam, are the tricks of foolish cultivators just to deceive people?"
Chichi~
"My lord, when I heard my senior talking about foolish cultivators, I thought the same thing back then. I think foolish cultivators should be called deceitful cultivators.
But there was an elder who once saw a foolish cultivator, and he warned me that foolishness is foolishness, and cheating is cheating. The key to foolish cultivating is foolishness, not cheating. "
What does this elder do and why does he talk so convolutedly?
Li Banfeng thought for a moment and seemed to have come up with some clues.
Stupid is stupid, cheating is cheating.
These people's deceptions are not necessarily very clever.
It's my IQ that has dropped.
It was me who was made "stupid" by them!
This is the power of Yuxiu.
"No wonder I've been deceived all the time since I entered the city. Even the plaster sellers on the street defrauded me of a dollar!"
Li Banfeng stood up immediately and wanted to leave Fool's City.
The record player called out: "Mr. Sir, why don't you wait before leaving. I think your thoughts are still a little confused. Maybe you have fallen into the tricks of foolish cultivators."
Li Banfeng turned around and looked at the record player: "Madam, do you have a way to resolve the stupid cultivator's technique?"
"This..." The record player couldn't help it.
She has never seen a foolish cultivator, how can she resolve the technique?
"Ms. sir, rest in the house for a while longer before going out." This is the only advice that the record player can give. Zhai Xiu's ability to recover in the house is beyond the reach of other sects.
But Li Banfeng still has another concern: "Madam, I feel that my mind is getting more and more confused. I have been fooled by the tricks of foolish cultivators. Will the poisoning become deeper the longer I delay?"
"This..." The record player couldn't explain.
Li Banfeng asked again: "Since the City of Fools is the territory of foolish cultivators, will I be affected and become more and more stupid if I stay in this city for a long time?"
"This..." The lady still couldn't explain.
"I'd better leave as soon as possible!" Li Banfeng was about to go out again, without even bringing his magic weapon.
The lady greeted her and said, "Ms. sir, bring all the magic weapons with you.
Girl Calabash, if someone cheats on us men again, you must give them a warning. "
Jiu Hulu responded: "When I was selling plasters, I never thought that my little brother could be fooled. When he bought the plasters, I thought the money was nothing."
The record player's heart tightened.
Did the gourd also fall into the trap?
The record player said again: "Han Xue, you can deal with the souls of the dead, follow my husband."
Liansi, you are always in my husband’s ear, reminding him from time to time,
Old teapot, you are also awake. You are well-informed. Let’s go together.
Erdao, you are by your side to defend yourself against the officials.
There's no need to bring the judge's pen, it's useless.
Wear the calendar card, this bitch is quite smart. "
Li Banfeng took a pair of magic weapons and walked to the door with the calendar card under his arm.
After thinking for a moment, Li Banfeng put the calendar card back again.
"I'm running away now. I'm walking down the street with a month sign under my arm. It's so eye-catching."
After Li Banfeng left, the wife was still worried: "My husband, something is not right today."
Hong Lian said from the side: "Let me go out and have a look. I have seen Yu Xiu, maybe I can help."
"Let you go out?" The record player thought seriously, "Wait a minute."
"How long? Until that madman loses his life?"
The record player spit out a cloud of steam, burning the red lotus red: "Sister, don't say those unlucky words. If you wait patiently, I might let you out in your next life."
"Evil woman!" Honglian spat at the record player, and the record player continued to burn with steam.
After a fight, Honglian stopped talking. The record player looked at the calendar and said, "My husband should bring Mengde with him. Both Dexiu and Mengxiu can stir up the mind. They will definitely be useful in front of Yuxiu."
Mengde agreed, "Madam is right. I am useful."
Judge Pen sneered, "Too much."
The lady was startled and asked Judge Pen, "What did you just say too much?"
"Hmph..." Judge Pen was too lazy to repeat.
...
Li Banfeng returned to the room of the inn and found that the room was turned upside down.
This store is not normal. It is probably a black store.
Why did I enter the black store?
The innkeeper did not find me and must have thought I had escaped.
Should I take advantage of the situation and escape?
Or should I catch them off guard and kill them with a surprise attack?
If it were in the past, Li Banfeng's first reaction would definitely be revenge.
Even though the store is full of dead souls, with the pendulum, Li Banfeng is really not afraid of them.
But in Fool's City, can I take advantage of Yuxiu?
Besides, there might be other people in this inn. What if I am surrounded? How can I get out?
When Li Banfeng thought too much, he felt a headache.
Forget it, I will take revenge later. It is important to get out first.
Li Banfeng jumped out of the window, came to the street, and walked towards the city gate.
After walking for a while, Li Banfeng began to think about an important question.
Go left or right?
Where is the city gate?
Didn’t Li Banfeng come from the city gate?
Li Banfeng remembered the way from the city gate to the main door of the inn.
But now he jumped out of the window of the guest room and was in a small alley, not on the street. He was a little confused about how to get to the city gate.
Just because he changed the exit, he couldn’t recognize the direction?
Lv Xiu couldn’t recognize the direction?
Li Banfeng kept rubbing his head, and he became more and more impatient.
Jiuhulu said with a heart: "Little brother, don’t worry, let’s see the wind direction first, and then judge the direction."
Wind direction?
Li Banfeng couldn't remember what direction the wind was blowing when he entered the city.
Earrings reminded him, "Sir, why don't we go back to the inn door and go back along the original route."
Pendulum scolded Earrings, "You idiot, if you go back to the inn door, won't you be seen by the innkeeper? What's the difference between this and walking into a trap?"
Earrings retorted, "Then what good ideas do you have?"
Li Banfeng was too lazy to listen to their quarrel. These magic weapons were obviously also affected by the Fool City, and their IQs had all dropped.
At the critical moment, when encountering critical issues, Li Banfeng had to make his own decisions.
Li Banfeng was in an alley with a blocked view, and he certainly couldn't find the way out of the city.
Find a place with a wide view, can't you find the way?
There was a bell tower not far away. Li Banfeng crossed the alley, ran along the street to the bottom of the bell tower, and climbed to the top of the bell tower.
The view here is really wide!
This bell tower should be the tallest building in the entire Fool City, right?
Li Banfeng looked up and quickly found the location of the city gate.
Moreover, he found the locations of not only one city gate, but all four.
He was excited and happy.
More than a dozen people from Youlai Inn rushed out and celebrated with Li Banfeng.
"Look! He's on the top of the bell tower!"
"Quick! Don't let him run away!"
"Hold him down, chop him to death!"
A group of people rushed to the bell tower, and Li Banfeng ran away.
"How did they see me? How did they know I was here?"
After running a few steps, Li Banfeng frowned and knew the problem.
He was the only one in the city, and the rest were ghosts.
He was the only living person, and he ran to the highest place in the city and stood there.
What the hell was I thinking?
Why did I climb so high?
It was difficult for those people in the inn to find me.
Running all the way in the city, Li Banfeng finally got rid of the pursuers with all his strength.
After taking a breath, another voice appeared in his ear: "Young man, I advised you, but you just didn't listen. Do you still want to leave the city?"
Li Banfeng looked back and saw that it was the fortune teller again. Li Banfeng had given him 100 yuan before.
"How did you find me?"
"The evil spirit is on you. I can see it from a long distance."
"How did you know I was going to leave the city?"
The fortune teller laughed and said, "The fate is on your face. How can you hide it from my eyes? Young man, you must not leave the city. The bloody disaster is right in front of you."
Li Banfeng walked away without saying a word to the fortune teller.
I will have the bloody disaster if I stay in this city. My brain is getting less and less. If I stay, I won't know how to hide if someone cuts me with a knife.
While walking in the alley, Li Banfeng kept repeating a sentence in his heart: "There is a street in front, it must be a street..."
As a result, there is still an alley in front of him.
Li Banfeng got lost again.
What should I do?
Ask someone for directions?
Is it possible for people here to tell the truth?
Seeing that Li Banfeng was a little irritable, the teapot advised: "Brother, go home and rest for a while, take a nap first. You are a home repairman, you will feel better after taking a break."
The old teapot's advice is similar to others, and it is of no value.
But Li Banfeng can only go back to Suishenju for now.
He has a headache, not sure if it is because of tiredness or anger.
He feels that his thoughts are getting more and more confused, and even thinking about a small thing requires a lot of brainpower.
After returning to Suishenju, Li Banfeng fell asleep on the bed.
The record player asked what happened, but the group of magic weapons were confused and could not explain it clearly.
The record player was also a little flustered: "What happened? Are they all stupid?"
She was a little scared. She was worried that Li Banfeng would never get out again.
"My dear husband, go to sleep. When you wake up and your mind is clear, everything will be fine."
"Humph!" Judge Pen snorted coldly and fell asleep first.
PS: Who has a higher level of cultivation among the medicine seller, the fortune teller, and the shopkeeper in the black shop?