Chapter 267 Let’s All Get Excited <Fourth Update, Rush Rush>
After a long time...
Yan Chixia stopped reciting, the golden light on her body gradually became restrained, and her whole temperament changed drastically.
It's like...a piece of decayed old wood comes to life again, like a confused person rediscovering his innocent heart.
Just this change in her mental outlook made Yan Chixia seem to be more than ten years younger and full of vitality.
"Fellow Taoist, thank you." Yan Chixia took a deep breath and looked at Qin Yao with a smile on her face.
Qin Yao nodded numbly and asked dryly: "Senior, what was that just now?"
"Being in a game within a game, I don't know the mystery within the mystery... Once the confusion for many years was solved, I had an epiphany." Yan Chixia said.
Qin Yao: "..."
While speechless, he suddenly remembered something and quickly summoned his official seal and took a look:
The balance of Yin De: two thousand land and one hundred land points.
Details: Helping Yan Chixia gain enlightenment, the world will welcome a hero who rides the wind and wields a sword to slay demons in the world, and obtains one thousand Yin Virtue points.
"Hahahahahaha..." Qin Yao put away his official seal and laughed loudly.
Oh shit.
A thousand points of virtue!
There are only three big bosses. If you fight the small bosses, you have to push five to get a thousand points.
One-tenth of the virtuous virtues of promotion are obtained, exciting, really exciting~~
Cool!
Yan Chixia was stunned by his laughter.
No, I suddenly realized, why are you so happy?
Is it because I feel that I have had an epiphany, my strength has increased, and my chances of winning against the nine-tailed ghost fox have increased by 10%?
"Taoist Master Qin, why are you laughing?" Fortunately, Shi'er quickly helped him ask his doubts.
Qin Yao put away his official seal with a smile and said: "I smile for the common people. In the future, there will be a hero who rides the wind and wields a sword to slay demons in the world. I don't know how many people will benefit from this."
Shi'er blinked and suddenly felt that Taoist Qin was really good at speaking.
I won’t go into detail about those three “nos”. Just the phrase “Come with the Wind and Sword to Eliminate Demons in Heaven and Earth” makes people yearn for it.
This is the swordsman!
"Let's start with the nine-tailed ghost fox to eliminate demons in the world."
Yan Chixia said to Qin Yao: "Tonight, I will take you to find the nine-tailed ghost fox!"
Qin Yao was overjoyed, stood up and clasped his fists: "Thank you, senior."
Yan Chixia waved her hand and said gently: "I have been confused for many years, but I still need a word to wake me up. The title of this senior makes me blush. From now on, the two of us will refer to each other as Taoist friends, or you can call me Brother Yan. also."
Shi'er: "???"
What?
What is this?
My friend suddenly became my master's brother? ? ?
So what should I shout?
Qin Yao knew that this was a passionate promise made by Yan Chixia in her excited state, and he was much calmer than Yan Chixia.
"Then let's call each other Taoist friends... As for Shi'er and I, let's talk about our own affairs. I'll call you brother, and you can call me uncle."
Shi'er's face darkened.
You call me brother, I call you uncle...you call this everyone has his own way?
His heart was on the verge of collapse.
Things in this world are so unpredictable...
evening.
Yan Chixia, wearing a long robe and carrying a sword on her back, led Qin Yao to a graveyard. She pointed at the graveyard and said, "This is the territory of the nine-tailed ghost fox. As long as we go in and make some noise later, we will finally At midnight, when the moon is at its zenith, the ghost fox will come over to check on the situation."
Hearing this, the image of Lu Zhishen appeared in Qin Yao's mind for no reason.
Sajia first wants ten pounds of fat meat, and the fat meat cannot contain even the slightest bit of lean meat. Another half pound of lean meat is required, and the lean meat cannot contain any fat. I want another ten pounds of golden cartilage. If I can’t cut it out, I’ll kill you! !
"Why are you laughing?" Yan Chixia asked curiously, looking at the strange smile that suddenly appeared on Qin Yao's face.
"Did I laugh?" Qin Yao looked surprised.
"You laughed." Yan Chixia affirmed.
Qin Yao paused slightly: "I was thinking that I could kill the evil ghost tonight, and I was so happy that I probably smiled unconsciously."
"Don't be careless." Yan Chixia warned: "The most important thing is how to prevent the other party from escaping. As I said before, this fox is very good at escaping."
Qin Yao nodded: "I understand, don't worry... By the way, just now you said you wanted to make some noise, are you going to make it or should I?"
"What do you mean, do you have an idea?" Yan Chixia asked.
"A little."
"Then come on, let me see how you perform."
Qin Yao laughed and walked straight into the tomb. With a golden light in his eyes, he picked out a huge cracked tombstone and walked up to it.
"Bang, bang."
He wanted to pat the tombstone with his hand, but suddenly he saw the dirty dust on the tombstone. He immediately kicked it with his feet and called out: "Hey, brother, wake up, don't fucking sleep, it's time to get up." It’s a disco.”
Yan Chixia: "???"
What is a disco?
Graveyard dance?
Under Qin Yao's enthusiastic call, a vicious-looking ghost was forcibly awakened. It crawled out of the tombstone with a confused look on its face and stared at him blankly.
"Watch it." Qin Yao performed a head-shaking dance for him on the spot. After the passionate dance, he asked seriously: "Have you learned it?"
Evil Ghost: "???"
"Snapped!"
Qin Yao slapped him hard on the face, knocking his huge body to the ground, and said coldly: "Let me ask you, have you learned it?"
The evil ghost came out with a confused look on his face, and was knocked down again with a confused look on his face. The whole ghost was dumbfounded and stared blankly at the evil man in front of him. It wasn't until the other guy raised his palm again that he woke up from a dream and screamed strangely. Said: "I learned it, I learned it."
"When you learn how to do it, just dance for me to see." Qin Yao said.
The evil ghost imitated the gesture he had just done, bending down and shaking his head, waving his hands as if suffering from epilepsy.
"Bang."
Qin Yao kicked him to the ground and cursed: "Damn it, I taught you the head-shaking dance. What the hell are you dancing like? Are you dancing like a bunch of demons?"
The devil's soul was about to be kicked away, so how could he dare to think of resistance and apologize again and again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will dance well later."
"I'll spare you this time." Qin Yao glared and said, "Okay, call all the other comrades in this graveyard, and I will lead you to dance together. Let's have fun tonight."
Under the power, the evil ghost obeyed and hurriedly called out hundreds of ghosts and learned to dance with Boss Qin...
So within an hour, Yan Chixia saw a strange scene that she would never forget - a man leading hundreds of ghosts singing and dancing in front of the grave. The scene was strange and joyful.
Suddenly, an idea flashed through his mind.
Is this called dancing on the grave? ?
Shortly after.
A short ghost rolled into a palace like a rubber ball and said to the Fox King, who was lying on his side on the throne, wearing only a few strips of cloth to cover his sensitive parts: "Sir, something happened..."
The nine-tailed ghost fox crossed its legs, sat cross-legged on the throne, and asked with cold eyes: "What happened?"
"The graveyard is getting excited," the ghost shouted.
Nine-tailed ghost fox: "???"
Are you high?
What the hell?