Chapter 292 Mentally Retarded Children
"I'm not a late-night traveler, I just come out to look for ghosts."
Mr. Song shook his head and sighed: "It's a pity that I couldn't find it!"
Qin Yao: "..."
I'm afraid this is not a retard.
Hearing such a strange answer, not only Qin Yao was stunned, but also the woodcutter and his two daughters were stunned.
"Don't look so fussy." Mr. Song waved his hand and said with a hint of scholar's arrogance: "Have you read the book?"
Qin Yao pursed his lips and said, "I have been studying for more than ten years."
The surprise on Mr. Song's face flashed away: "I never thought that you are still a scholar?"
Qin Yao said angrily: "What you want to say is, what are you trying to do with me?"
Mr. Song shook his head helplessly: "Can you speak? Do you know that this is called preamble, which means to express what you want to express through layers of foreshadowing."
Qin Yao: "..."
Oh shit.
So much nonsense.
Suddenly I no longer wanted to save him.
"Sir, please stop making excuses and say it quickly. Our sisters are also very curious." The eldest sister opened her mouth.
The beauty begged softly, and Mr. Song's heart softened, and he quickly said: "It is recorded in "The Theory of Zhiguai" that since ancient times, scholars have always loved young men. Female ghosts are as beautiful as flowers, and they are either pure or charming fox demons. , They all respect scholars. Introduce yourself to a pillow, have a good night, and go your separate ways after dawn. It's beautiful and wonderful."
Listening to his nonsense and looking at his lustful look, Qin Yao finally found a plot from the corners of his memory and knew who this guy was.
"Ancient Pervert", Song Lihe.
An idiot who read a novel about hysteria, became obsessed with looking for a female ghost to have sex with, and was eventually eaten by the female ghost.
Qin Yao felt very unhappy at the thought of saving such an idiot, but for the sake of saving someone's life, he did not turn around and left, and said calmly: "The theory of ghosts and ghosts that Young Master Song said should be a novel. Bar?"
Although the novelists of the Ming Dynasty have not yet reached the official level, their reputation among the people is not small.
For example, Shi Naian, Luo Guanzhong, and Wu Chengen, who wrote famous works throughout the ages, were all from the Ming Dynasty.
Therefore, various novels and ghost stories are very popular among the people and are widely praised.
"The subject matter is a novel, but if there is no real situation, how can the writing be vivid and lifelike?" Song Lihe said excitedly: "Therefore, female ghosts and vixens must exist."
Qin Yao: "..."
Damn retarded.
"Master Song, please listen to me." Taking a deep breath and resisting the urge to knock this guy down with a slap, Qin Yao said seriously: "Female ghosts have always loved young boys. Nine times out of ten, they love not the boy's soul. It’s just a craving for a young boy’s body. This craving is not the pleasure of fish and water as you imagine, but a craving for the essence of flesh and blood.”
"You... I tell you about talented and charming ghosts, but you tell me about female ghosts that eat people. It's like burning a harp and boiling a crane." Song Lihe said angrily.
"Fuck you!" Qin Yao couldn't hold it back and slapped him hard on the face. After a loud crack, he slapped him on the ground.
Song Lihe: "???"
Old servant: "???"
Three ghosts: "???"
"Master, Master, are you okay?" The old servant was the first to react and hurried over to help him up.
"You, you, how can you hit someone?" Song Lihe's face was swollen with half of his face swollen, his face full of fear, his eyes flickering as he leaned against the old servant and shouted at Qin Yao.
Qin Yaoteng stood up with a loud sound, which made Song Li and his heart tremble violently. If it weren't for the support of the old servant, he would have almost sat down on the ground.
"Damn it, you're so brave, you still want to have sex with a female ghost." Qin Yao glared and cursed: "Go away, don't let me see you again, or I will break your third leg."
Song Lihe was so angry that he trembled all over, but after comparing their figures, he was instantly frightened. He looked at the eldest sister and the second sister reluctantly, and apologized to Qin Yao: "I'm sorry, I apologize to you, yes I have a bad mouth and it’s because I can’t speak, so why don’t you drive me away?”
"Get out!" Qin Yao picked up the bench and walked towards him. The man was so frightened that he crawled out of the hall and escaped from the farmyard in the blink of an eye.
Seeing Qin Yao's eyes staring at him, the old servant felt excited and quickly chased after his young master.
Qin Yao waited silently for them to go away, and casually threw the bench on the ground: "Everyone is gone, so stop pretending."
The three ghosts looked at each other, and their images instantly became terrifying. The fangs protruded from their mouths and the nails on their fingers were swollen.
"Qiang!"
Qin Yao turned his hand and pulled out the God-Slaying Sword, and used all his strength to activate the true energy in his body. His body turned into a golden light and passed through the three ghosts in an instant.
"bass."
Qin Yao stood at the door of the lobby, his back to the three ghosts, and he slowly inserted the demon-slaying knife back into the scabbard behind his back.
Looking at the three ghosts again, the soul body turned its head stiffly, and then the soul body shattered with a bang, and the broken souls turned into streams of light and quickly got into the demon-slaying knife.
To this day, for Qin Yao, who is at the level of Earth Master, a kid like this in the barren hills and mountains does not have the strength to strike with his sword. At the very least, he has to be an evil spirit of the zombie king or ghost king level to be qualified to fight with him. war……
After a while, Qin Yao walked out of the small courtyard and strode into the wilderness. He summoned his official seal with a flip of his hand and called up the details:
Save Song Lihe and gain 80 Yin Virtue points.
Kill three ghosts and gain 210 points of Yin De.
A total of two hundred and ninety points.
The balance of Yin De is: four thousand, nine hundred, four and ten points...
As for the old servant, it is probably because he did not die in the fate (original work), so his evil deeds were not calculated this time.
"Two hundred and nine, not bad." Qin Yao put away his official seal with satisfaction, deeply feeling the huge changes brought about by the increase in strength.
In the past, a BOSS worth 210 points could not be defeated in less than 100 rounds of fighting.
But now, it's just a matter of one knife...
The next day.
early morning.
Song Lihe came back with his old servant. Looking at the empty wilderness, he slapped his thigh in annoyance: "It's all the fault of that evil man. If he hadn't disrupted the situation last night, I'm afraid my wish would have come true."
"Master, look into the grass." The old servant's pupils suddenly shrank and he pointed forward.
Song Lihe looked in the direction of his finger and saw piles of dead bones, exposed in the wild. Judging from their appearance, they were obviously human skeletons.
"Gudu."
Song Lihe swallowed and did not dare to complain anymore.
"Master, that evil man might... no, he must be saving us last night, so he drove us out so violently," the old servant said with emotion.
Looking at the pile of dead bones, Song Lihe had to admit the fact, but he still felt unhappy: "Even if you are saving people, you don't have to use such crude methods, right?"
The old servant was speechless and said to himself: "You looked like a hungry wolf last night. If I don't beat you out, you will definitely not be willing to leave!"