Sign In The Big Evil Dragon

473 Little Black Dragon Ship Head Statue

In the shipyard of Port Oden, Leon was watching the shipwrights perform the final repairs on their newly purchased ship while whispering about his sailing experience with Old Nick, a navigator he hired from the port at a high price.

"Master Leon, regarding the choice of the bow statue, I don't know whether you want the sea god or the storm goddess..." Just as the two of them enthusiastically exchanged sailing skills and talked excitedly about how to communicate in depth with the mermaid , an old boatman with a wine nose came over and asked Leon what kind of bow statue they chose to place.

"Ship portrait?"

Hearing this question, the little black dragon who was sleeping hiding on the observation deck instantly slid down with the main mast in his arms and shouted excitedly to the old boatman:

"No need to ask, of course it is the statue where I, Uncle Long, will be placed!"

"Quick, quick, carve a mighty and domineering statue for me in my likeness, and then put it on the bow of the ship for me!"

The old boatman was startled when he saw the little black dragon wearing a black robe and looking like a dog suddenly standing in front of him and shouting.

Then, before he could speak, the experienced navigator Old Nick was shocked when he heard the words of this weird dragon man: "Master Leon, this is inappropriate! If a ship goes out to the North Sea and places the bow statue at will, It will definitely offend the gods in the sea and bring bad luck! If we want to go to sea, we must go to a nearby temple to ask for a blessed statue of the bow of the ship!"

"Geez, why are you talking so much nonsense? Just pretend when I tell you to. What are you afraid of!"

"Uncle Long, I am here in person. If any bird god in the sea dares to come out to cause trouble, believe it or not, I will swallow it in one bite!" The little black dragon said carelessly, and kept grinning and making a gesture to the old boatman. A ferocious look.

"Sir, please spare my life!"

Hearing the strong demands and blasphemous words of the little black dragon, the old boatman who was coerced by it was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, kowtowed and murmured: "Great gods above, I didn't hear anything... did not hear!"

"Damn it, Leon, what kind of shipwreck did you find? Why did you ask him to put a statue of Uncle Long on my ship's bow like you were going to kill him?"

Seeing the old boatman's "bang bang bang" kowtow, Leon frowned, then pulled him up and motioned for him to go down and do other work.

Then, he came close to the little black dragon and whispered: "Big... Boss Long, the sea is the domain of the great Poseidon and Storm God. You should be more relaxed when you talk to Poseidon here..."

"Well, bah, bah, bah! You bunch of courageless turtle bastards, Uncle Long, I've been scolding those bird gods since I was born, and still they're still living well? They're just mere bird gods, what's the point? Scared! Could it be that they can still eat us? Hehe hehe..."

The little black dragon cursed arrogantly for a while, grabbed a piece of wood the size of a wine barrel, poked out its sharp nails, and started making his own wooden statue with a strange smile: "Jie Jie Jie, Uncle Long, I am omnipotent. It’s just a wooden sculpture, how can it treat me so badly?”

Click, click, click...

The little black dragon's claws flew quickly over the wood, and soon dug out an upright black dragon statue that looked as ugly as if it had been gnawed by a dog.

"laugh--"

Looking at the confident look on the little black dragon's face, and looking at its "outstanding" work with its mouth tilted to the back of its head, Leon covered his mouth and endured it for a while, and finally couldn't help but let out a loud sneer.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard...you actually call this your ship's bow?"

Leon bent over and covered his stomach with one hand, pointed at the statue made by the little black dragon with a trembling hand, and laughed wildly: "You really want to put this thing on the bow of our ship, you are going to use it to laugh to death those who follow you on the sea. Are we fighting pirates?”

"Asshole, laugh, why are you laughing? You think your skin is itchy if I don't spank you for a long time, uncle?"

The little black dragon raised its tail and waved it threateningly a few times, and confidently shouted to Leon: "This is my masterpiece, Uncle Long, an abstract painting statue. Do you know? The so-called abstract painting is a great art." ! Hehehehe, Leon, you are such a loser and you really don’t have any artistic skills at all, get out of here..."

The little black dragon scolded Leon like a barrage of words, then he twisted his butt and made a wooden sculpture of the black dragon with a crooked mouth. He inserted it directly into the bow of the ship where the statue of the ship's head was placed. Then he twisted his neck and looked around for a while, and suddenly wrinkled. brow.

"Oh, this abstract ship's bow doesn't feel powerful enough!"

It muttered, suddenly opened its mouth, "Ah!" and swallowed the wooden sculpture in one gulp.

Then, the whole dragon squatted directly where the bow statue should be placed.

"Jie Jie Jie, it's just a statue of the bow of a ship. I declare that I will take over this position from now on!"

The little black dragon screamed excitedly, and a thick layer of rock armor suddenly appeared on its body, completely solidifying itself in the position of the ship's bow.

Damn it, this bastard is here again...

Seeing the behavior of the little black dragon's incarnation, Leon suddenly felt dizzy.

This guy, if he seems to be addicted to pretending to be the bow of a ship, what will he do if he encounters a sea monster when he goes out to sea and refuses to come out to work?

This is not possible!

Seeing that the little bastard was completely silent as if he was sleeping, Leon immediately gritted his teeth and walked over, whispering in its ear: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, in fact, you don't need to play the role of the ship's head yourself, you don't have many What about the little devil dragons? Those little devil dragons look just like you, the king, so why don’t you just pick one out and put it on the bow of the ship?"

"Hey, what a great idea! Ah, Leon, you have made a great contribution again!" Hearing Leon's suggestion, the little black dragon who was about to go to bed was suddenly surprised. He broke free of the rock armor and stood up again.

"Hahaha, kids, come out!"

The little black dragon laughed and opened his mouth and sprayed, then released a large number of demon dragons that were more than half a meter long and screamed "ouch".

"Now, I'll give you a task! Everyone give me a mighty and domineering expression. Whoever has the best expression will be rewarded heavily by Uncle Long!"

As the little black dragon spoke, he also took out a large leather bag of gold coins and kept shaking them at the group of demon dragons, causing their little heads to rotate in unison with his leather bag.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."

"Me, me, me!"

Upon hearing the little black dragon's gold coin temptation, a group of demon dragons immediately performed various mighty and domineering movements.

"Okay, stop!"

Seeing a group of demon dragons performing various actions, the little black dragon suddenly shouted loudly, and then when the group of demon dragons were waiting to split the money, a strong breath of petrified dragon suddenly sprayed on them, killing them. All turned into petrified little black dragon statues.

"Jie Jie Jie, now I announce that the Little Black Dragon Ship's Head Statue is officially released!"

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