467 Just Treat It as Being Eaten by a Dog
After hearing the group of bird dragons roaring in the sky for a while, the little black dragon, feeling a little irritated, immediately stopped gnawing at the ground by the lake, raised its huge ferocious head and sprayed towards the sky:
"Ouch, you bunch of red bird dragons!"
"I'm calling your sister a bunch of useless little snacks. Come down here and have a good time with me, Uncle Long, if you want!"
"Uncle Long, my big ax...ah, no, it's my body. My claws and big mouth are already so hungry!"
"Come on, come on, come on..."
The little black dragon roared angrily, and its huge dragon tail covered with bone spurs kept flapping and stirring in the lake water behind it. From a distance in the sky, it looked like a huge black monster fish covered with bone spurs, constantly swimming beside the turbid waterway. It flutters and jumps around, looking extremely funny but also very ferocious and cruel.
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"Ho ho ho!"
You think we are stupid, your perverted little bastard's reputation has spread throughout the Dragon Realm, and even the Golden Dragon Demigod Betty, the abbot of the Dragon Realm, can't deal with you.
Moreover, there is obviously a big water monster hiding in the lake below. If we, a group of red dragons, go down, we will get a mixed double beating in vain...
Everyone comes out to be dragon knights, just to earn a living and speed up the promotion. If you really want to work hard, the world is not worth it!
Most importantly, spank and spank! They can't even defeat any of the bunch of evil dragons, goblins, and men below, let alone the two of them now working together in collusion?
The last time I went to Waveland Lake to track down a wanted criminal, the big goblin in the lake who transformed into a giant water octopus sprayed their dragon buttocks a little bit...
Now, let's just spray fire from the sky and splash around in the water. If you get too close to those two bastards, there will definitely be no good consequences.
This group of red dragons kept circling in the sky. In order to avoid the poor dragon knights who were about to cry, they kept communicating secretly in dragon language with "ho ho ho ho", and from time to time they sprayed a stream of flames onto the giant little black dragon. , to heat up its body and deal with the group of dragon knights who are constantly urging it. They are obviously a group of red dragon bastards who cheated on their work points.
"Well, noisy!"
Buzz!
The little black dragon muttered, suddenly opened its miles-long wings, whizzed up a violent tornado and blew it into the sky.
Buzz buzz!
Huge real tornadoes appeared under the wings of the little black dragon, blowing away the group of red dragons that were buzzing and buzzing above it, and fled far away.
"Jiejiejie..."
Seeing that the attack was effective, it spread its huge wings and flapped a few more times. However, it gave up the attempt to take off after finding that it became too big to fly.
"Bah, bah, bah, it's getting too big. It seems a little difficult to fly..."
The little black dragon raised its neck high and glanced at the large formation of forbidden spells waiting near the capital of the Drew Empire. After laughing wildly for a few times, it suddenly lowered its head and changed its direction, and continued to gnaw on the earth to the north.
As for why not simply dig under the capital of the Drew Empire?
"Damn, such a big trap is waiting over there, and there are several holy domain bishops from the God of War and the Bird God hiding aside to watch the show, waiting to attack Uncle Long... Are you pretending that I am blind and unable to see? ?”
"Ahem, cough, cough, today I mainly come out to exercise and do some farming..."
"The next step is to go to the sea and have some fun. Maybe I can be a Neptune or Poseidon in the sea!"
Click, click, click...
Soon, the violent little black dragon dug all the way to the nearby inland sea amid the high cheers of the group of dragon knights.
"Hey, I think I dug it all the way to the beach!"
The little black dragon who accidentally drank several mouthfuls of bitter salty water suddenly raised his head and roared to the sky:
"a ha ha ha……"
"Young men, hurry up and get my big boat out, Uncle Long, and go out to sea with me to become a big pirate!"
"Let's all sail together and form a team to rob the wealthy South!"
"When the time comes, the men will be taken back to the no-man's land in the north to farm, and the women will be taken home to implement the plan to increase the population..."
"La la la la..."
Gan!
At this time, Leon, who was paddling with a group of mermaids, heard the little bastard yelling, and suddenly cursed in his heart: "You idiot, you are driving a shitty boat. There are so many dragon knights wandering in the sky. , they can’t defeat you, the black dragon pervert, how about burning a few of our ships in a matter of minutes?”
"What a bunch of rubbish, don't you even know how to sail a boat? You know, when Xiaolong and I were in the dungeon, I even dug out a stone boat and wandered around, and also destroyed an underground fish-man urban civilization along the way!"
The little black dragon squatted on the edge of the endless waves and yelled for a while. When he found that no boat appeared behind him, he was so angry that he buried his head in the inland sea and started to swallow the sea water...
Blah blah blah, blah blah...
Gu "Damn it, are you here again?"
On the Death Continent in the Dragon Space, Zheng Manzi and Chu Xian'er, who were used to food disappearing from time to time, didn't know when they got together.
Ahem, that’s understandable! They were abandoned by the Lord God and imprisoned in this miserable place, unable to return. If they don't have children, how can they have any other entertainment?
After they heard the huge noise from the sky, Zheng Manzi immediately pulled his pregnant wife up from the wooden bed and walked out of the huge cave where he lived with a dark face.
"Gan, this place is getting more and more perverted!"
"It used to be okay if a lot of silt and dirt fell and polluted the environment, but now it seems like a big hole has leaked out and the seawater has begun to tilt downward crazily..."
"I don't know if there is any Nuwa in this ghost place who can stand up and run up to mend the holes in the sky?"
Seeing the endless sea water mixed with various kinds of fish, shrimps and jellyfish falling down in the distance in the sky, Big Beard and the others immediately rolled their eyes, pulled out a huge lounge chair, and collapsed together under the wooden pavilion to start watching the show.
In fact, this place seems pretty good... The bearded man secretly glanced at Chu Xian'er's bulging and round belly, and couldn't help but feel a strong sense of pride in his heart.
Humph, this crazy little bitch finally fell into his hands and gave him children.
As for the food that often gets lost in their kitchens…
Hey, forget it, just think of it as being eaten by a dog!
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"belch--"
Outside, the little black dragon's head was soaked in the sea water and swallowed to its full. Then it suddenly shook its head, turned around and continued to devour the ground north of the river in the direction of its original path.
"This broken river seems to be a little not spacious enough. When Uncle Long, I continue to show off my power and eat it up into a huge river with a width of dozens of kilometers!"
"When the time comes, we will build tens of thousands of large ships at home and swarm out to rob like crazy dogs out of the cage. Let the man's bunch of useless little bastards learn how powerful our Norman thieves are..."
"Hehehe, after they build a fleet, they might be able to sell a few more privateering licenses and collect taxes from them continuously!"
Click, click, click!
The little black dragon thought excitedly, and continued to gnaw crazily beside the waterway it dug while holding the flames of the bird dragons above it.
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In the royal palace of the Drew Empire, the people who were waiting at the top of the city found that the broken dragon drank a lot of sea water and then turned back to chew it. They immediately gathered together in the palace to discuss the big plan.
"Your Majesty, in the face of the perverted black dragon, all the dragon knights in the family are passively coping... The border fortress that was originally blocking it was also swallowed up by the bastard, including people and buildings, and disappeared..."
After hearing the report from the Minister of War, Queen Drew immediately glanced at all the ministers: "Tell me, what should we do now?"
"We have arranged the traps, but what can we do if the perverted black dragon doesn't come?"
"You can't beat it, but you can't seduce it..."
"Why don't we notify Longyu and ask them to recruit that perverted little black dragon bastard back?"
"What kind of trick are you using? Last time we went to the Dragon Domain to participate in the trial, we already discovered that the little black dragon bastard didn't seem to be a black dragon born in the Dragon Domain. The current demigod-level Golden Dragon Betty in the Dragon Domain, He seems to have an affair with it, and seems to have no control over it..."
"And when it was in the dragon domain, it was just a fifth-level legendary dragon. How long has it been? That bastard went to the fairy forest in the south and colluded with the remaining elves to expel it. He defeated the invading group of Void Zerg and secretly promoted it to the sixth-level holy realm, and no one can control it..."
A group of ministers from the Drew Empire were shouting and proposing unreliable methods one after another, but they were rejected one by one.
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"Okay, stop it!" Listening to the noisy noise of these ministers, Queen Drew gradually felt a sense of irritation and shouted loudly to stop their noise on the spot.
"As for the northern territories swallowed up by it, just think of it as being gnawed by dogs. Anyway, they are all useless frozen soil in the north..." After hearing that this group of incompetent guys had no good solution, Queen Drew Finally, after speaking very negatively, he announced that all the ministers should leave.
"Your Majesty, this is absolutely impossible! How can we abandon our ancestral land lightly?" Upon hearing the Queen's nonchalant words, the ministers suddenly became furious.
"Huh?" Queen Drew's weird vertical pupils like a red dragon glanced at His Highness's ministers coldly, and her voice did not waver, "Since you have such a strong reaction, how about one of you go out and kill that broken dragon?" Drive away, then directly bury the land eroded by Waves of Lake and occupy it again?"
"When the time comes, I will not hesitate to grant him the title of Grand Duke of the Northern Territory of the Empire in the territory he regained!"
this……
Upon hearing that the Queen asked them to go to war, a group of aristocratic ministers who were originally extremely agitated suddenly lowered their heads and fell silent. The originally noisy palace hall suddenly calmed down completely.
The sixth-level holy realm is already the upper limit of the power that can be accommodated on the Holy Lun Continent. As for the so-called demigods, it is just a good name for the peak of the holy realm. What's more, the evil dragon is not even afraid of demigods...
Although the title of Grand Duke is good, one must have a life to hold it...