144 The Last Dharma God
"I really haven't eaten yet..."
Leon said with a look of grievance.
"Oh," the little black dragon patted its belly, suddenly feeling hungry again, "Then let's eat, let's eat!"
It ran to the side of the road with a clatter, dug out a stone table directly from the broken rocks, rolled it back, put food on it, and prepared to eat directly.
Then he turned around and saw Knight Leon tearfully digging out his tragically dead horse and preparing to start a barbecue.
"Ah this..."
Roast horse, looks good too?
The little black dragon twisted his waist and walked over, picked up the strange charcoal left behind when the ogre was burned to death, and threw it under the horse set up by Leon, preparing to roast the ogre's horse with charcoal.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Seeing the strange behavior of the little black dragon, Leon couldn't help but ask.
"Are you blind?" the little black dragon said in a very harsh tone, "Anyway, I'm just keeping these ogre brand charcoal, I don't know what it does... Now of course I'm going to use it directly for barbecue!"
"Can this still be eaten?" Leon said with frightened eyes.
"Relax, according to the records of our dragon's distant heritage, the birth source of all ogres is a group of earth elemental creatures cursed by flesh and blood..."
The little black dragon glanced at Leon very proudly and began to educate his fellow countryman: "So it is very reasonable for these ogres to turn back into stone and charcoal after they die!"
"Forget it, I don't understand what you are talking about..." Leon waved his hand to show that he didn't understand.
But since the black dragon has said this, there should be no problem, right?
"call--"
The little black dragon suddenly blew out a breath of cold air, completely freezing the entire war horse. Then it stretched out its little paws and tapped on the ice. As it moved, the frozen parts of the war horse's body The horse's hair also fell off along with the ice, and soon the tragic death of the war horse was completely stripped of its hair.
"How about it? My hair removal skills are great, right?" The little black dragon squinted proudly at the few hairs left on Leon's head, "Would you like to experience my hair removal skills too?"
"Please, please let me go..." Leon stared at it with dead eyes, "I'm not even forty years old, and I'm almost completely bald now!"
"Ah, you are so boring!"
The little black dragon cursed and spit out a stream of flames, which directly ignited the coal under the horse. Then he moved the stone table filled with food to the fire and started chatting with Leon.
"Listen to me, you are also a noble..."
"Huh?" Leon responded, picked up a weird green fruit that looked edible from the table, and stuffed it into his mouth.
Tons tons tons...
The little black dragon put down the wine barrel, pulled up a horse's leg, and started to find trouble: "I heard that nobles like to trick people... Tell me, have you, this damn noble, ever tricked me?"
"Come on, what do you want to say? Are you planning to find another opportunity to tease me?" After Leon said, he chewed the fruit a few times and found that it tasted pretty good, so he opened his mouth wide and swallowed it in one gulp. .
"What, you are so stubborn now? Believe it or not, I will squirt on you in one sip!" The little black dragon stuffed the cooked horse leg into his mouth in one gulp, and said in a vicious voice, not forgetting to threaten Leon loudly, "You Do you still want the horse?"
"Isn't my horse in your mouth now?" Leon rolled his eyes and looked at it sadly. After finding that the black dragon didn't respond at all, he had to cut off a few slices of roasted horse meat and prepare it. Put it in your mouth and take two more bites!
"What's wrong with just eating your horse? It seems like you don't quite understand your situation?"
The little black dragon said, laughing mysteriously.
"Jie Jie Jie, we have robbed and extorted so many noble territories..."
"You are obviously now a top traitor villain who is famous in the North. There are currently countless mercenary nobles coveting the wealth you have snatched. They are ready to catch you and torture you out of your treasure trove and drain you completely. After that, I will pick off your head and exchange it for the bounty gold coins..."
"Do you think...you still have a way out?"
As the evil dragon exposed his situation, Leon's face became darker and darker, and finally he fell into despair.
"Damn it, damn it!" Leon slapped the table in anger, "This is all your fault..."
"Really?" The little black dragon suddenly took out a gold coin, flicked it to the sky with his nails, and said in a very evil voice, "Jie Jie Jie, when we divided the spoils, why didn't I see you sad..."
"Hehehe, admit it! You are such a... despicable and shameless scum knight by nature!"
"What you did actually has nothing to do with me..."
"Asshole, it's weird that it has nothing to do with you!" Leon said, grabbing a ball of food and stuffing it into his mouth, ready to turn his grief and anger into food.
"Look at you, you can't survive in the human world anymore, so you have to accept my special training and work hard to make progress... lest you completely lose your life in the pursuit of those mercenary hyenas!"
"Special training from the evil dragon?" Upon hearing this, Leon suddenly felt a chill running down his back. He wished he could transform into a rogue knight, "Ahhhh... I am too tired to work hard. I'm not your servant now, so I'll let you go." You're responsible for protecting me... I'll just continue to be a useless piece of shit!"
Da da da……
The two scourges were eating and drinking when a group of little men riding wild dogs suddenly rushed over by the roadside. They looked at them strangely and continued to eat and drink.
"Um... Sir Knight, can you give us something to eat?"
After discovering that they were not being chased, the group of villains who suddenly retreated stood humbly in the distance, their voices hoarse and unpleasant.
"Um?"
Leon was surprised for a moment, looked over strangely, and found that the speaker was a hunchbacked dwarf with a distorted and ugly face, and subconsciously asked: "Who are you?"
"I am Teemo, a group of fleeing travelers. We are being hunted by mercenary hyenas. We haven't eaten for several days..." the dwarf said, kneeling on the ground and praying.
"Hey..." Leon glanced at them with pity, then waved his hand and pointed at the war horses that were being barbecued and said to them, "We can't eat that much of the horses that were killed in the battle. You can go and cut off half of them yourself!"
"Thank you, sir, thank you, Lord Knight..."
"What is that?" The little black dragon disguised as an earth dragon looked back for a while and asked in a low voice, "A deformed child that was abandoned?"
After seeing the group of dwarfs being grateful for a while, they carefully began to cut the horse meat. Leon whispered to the black dragon: "No, that was a tragedy caused by a group of perverted arcane mages."
"Why, are they all experimental subjects?"
"That's right, to talk about the origins of these dwarfs, we have to mention...the last Dharma God!"