167 Doesn’t Seem Very Smart...

"What are you afraid of?"

"Forget it, I really don't understand you humans!"

Because this "Iron Maiden" couldn't appear in the title, she actually ate it on the spot!

Click, click, click...

Yelena, who was huddled in the corner, looked at it in horror. She stuffed the iron coffin into her mouth, bit into it frantically, and quickly ate it in. Only the debris on the ground was left to record the traces of its appearance in the world.

Woohoo, so scary!

Damn it, this damn evil dragon actually wants to trick me into going in, taking this iron coffin with him, and eating it as a "sandwich"?

"Ahem! This iron maiden tastes pretty good, but she's a bit grindy..."

The little black dragon ate an iron coffin, nervously picked its teeth with his fingernails, and looked at the girl who was forced into the corner with an evil smile. There was a frightening flavor in his voice:

"Name?"

"Yelena..." The frightened girl trembled for a while before saying her name completely, "Yelena...Norman."

"Yelena? Norman?" the little black dragon said again, his face changing at every turn, and he shouted loudly, "The name is so long, don't I have to exert effort when reciting it?"

"Change it! Change it to a shorter one!"

"Ye, Yelena..."

Snapped!

"It's still too long!" The little black dragon suddenly whipped its tail against the wall, causing gravel to fly everywhere. "From now on, you can call..."

It silently took out a large stone slab, scratched it with its nails a few times, and suddenly said a name in the language of its previous life: "Lina!"

"Hehehe, this name... sounds like a good one. I am indeed a naming genius!"

"Jie Jie Jie..." The little black dragon smiled strangely, narrowed his eyes and began to boast, "The ability to name names is so shocking that ghosts and gods will weep..."

This bastard Black Dragon, what kind of weird accent is that?

"Uh..." hearing the strange pronunciation of the black dragon, Yelena frowned and felt a little strange. She hesitated for a few times but did not dare to refute, because she always felt that the black dragon was deliberately looking for trouble.

Forget it, just use it as a nickname. She was silent for a while and then admitted it.

"So, Mr. Dragon, what's your name?" After hearing the black dragon boasting endlessly for a while, Yelena, who was impatient with waiting, suddenly boldly asked.

"Huh?" The little black dragon opened its evil eyes and stared at it, "Why do you, a woman, ask this? It's your uncle and I who are interrogating you now!"

Snapped!

After it finished speaking, it suddenly felt something was wrong. In the blink of an eye, it took out a large stone table and placed it in front of the "female prisoner". It slapped the recording slate in its hand on it, and at the same time shouted majestically:

"gender?"

"Female, female..." Seeing the weird behavior of this evil dragon, Yelena felt more and more uncomfortable.

"Hmm..." The little black dragon pondered, picking up the cross of light that was thrown aside, and inserted it between the dragon horns on its head.

He looked around at the thinly dressed Yelena under the bright light, and while recording the scribblings on the slate, he said in a very confirming tone: "Human female!"

Yelena was so confused by its evil gaze that she couldn't help but put her feet together, trying hard to cover her body.

"Then what's next..." The evil dragon scratched the record slate with sparks flying for a while, then suddenly raised his head and continued to ask, "Age?"

Hearing this question, Yelena suddenly trembled, and instantly remembered a terrifying legend.

Legend has it that what the evil dragon likes to eat most is those beautiful underage virgins...

On the Holy Lun Continent, the age of adulthood for humans is sixteen.

Suddenly finding that she met the conditions perfectly, Yelena couldn't help but tremble violently.

"Why are you shaking? Are you crazy about epilepsy?"

The little black dragon stared at her cursingly and shouted angrily again: "Age!"

"Ten, sixteen!"

Hearing the terrifying roar of the evil dragon, Yelena's face instantly turned pale, and she screamed in a suggestive manner.

sixteen?

"Hmph!" The little black dragon, sensing something was wrong, snorted coldly, with a very unkind tone, "No one can lie in front of the omniscient dragon!"

"Sixteen? Huh? You stupid girl, you still want to lie to me?"

"Believe it or not, I can eat you in one bite!"

After the little black dragon said that, he opened his mouth 180 degrees, and the weird purple tongue that was still poisonous was shaking threateningly at her.

"No, don't eat me!" Yelena was so frightened that her pupils kept shrinking and she kept screaming, "Uuuuuuuuu, fifteen, I'm only fifteen..."

Fifteen?

Is it that big?

No wonder this woman doesn't seem very smart...

You can even calculate your own age wrong!

The little black dragon closed his mouth with a "snap" sound, glanced at her trembling chest a few times, and sounded very regretful.

"Humph, an old woman!".

Damn it, I'm not an adult yet!

The girl immediately forgot her fear after hearing the black dragon's muttering, and felt very angry inside. She wanted to scream angrily, but she kept her mouth tightly closed and did not dare to speak.

Then after a few seconds, she couldn't help but asked desperately: "Um... Mr. Dragon, Mr. Dragon, how old are you?"

"Five years old!" Hearing this guy's rhetorical question, the little black dragon subconsciously replied.

Bang, I feel like I'm exposed.

As soon as the words came out, the little black dragon took several steps back in panic, feeling something was very wrong.

So it quickly changed its words: "Fifty! No, I am five hundred years old!"

Five years old?

If this were according to the normal age stage of the giant dragon, wouldn't it mean that it was still in the state of a young dragon that had just broken out of its shell?

Hearing Heilong's series of answers, Yelena was stunned for a moment, and a very strange and ridiculous feeling suddenly emerged in her heart:

This little black dragon doesn't look very smart...

Otherwise, give it to...

"Occupation?" Just when Yelena was in a daze, the thick-skinned little black dragon had recovered and continued to interrogate as if nothing had happened.

"Ride," Elena was stunned for a moment, then hesitantly said, "Knight..."

"Knight?" The little black dragon glanced at her with evil eyes, "You don't look like a person with a small body like you?"

"Hehehe, I can beat a hundred knights like you who only know how to '嘘嘤嘤'!" The little black dragon said with a proud smile, "Jie Jie Jie..."

"What about professional level?"

"Uh, meet, apprentice... knight."

"Ah, isn't this worse than Leon's rookie knight? Trash!"

The little black dragon's eyes suddenly widened, feeling unbelievable. This guy's chest muscles are so exaggerated, he's not even a formal knight?

What kind of stuff is this practice!

"Are you married?" Black Dragon suddenly asked fatally.

"No, no." The girl replied with a blush.

"Why? Because you are not old enough? Still can't get married? Oh, you are fifteen! Hey, you must be an old woman, you must not be able to get married!"

"No, that's enough. I..."

"Family status, members?"

"Wuwuwu... No, no more..." After hearing this question, Yelena suddenly burst into tears.