110 Drunk and Causing Trouble
"Hahaha, hahaha, cheers!"
"I am the strongest in the world——"
"Drink, brother, come and drink this cup..."
"Asshole, bastard, please be gentle, be gentle!"
The bars in Hongye Town are still bustling with activity. The roars of the drunkards, the excited roars of the men in the dark corners, and the screams of the part-time maids were mixed together to form a joyful scene of human indulgence.
"Da da da!"
"Da da da……"
The big man Tie Hammer, who was wiping the bar counter in the tavern, suddenly felt the vibration on the ground, and his smooth movements were instantly stopped.
Just when the boss Tie Hammer was puzzled, a strange vibration sound suddenly came from outside the tavern door. The sound got closer and closer, directly suppressing the noisy and lewd atmosphere in the tavern.
"Boss, something happened outside? Should we close the door and go out to take a look?"
Sensing the depressing atmosphere in the tavern, a tavern guard suddenly stood up and asked.
"Asshole, what scene haven't I seen before?"
"You keep drinking and having fun!
When he heard someone telling him to close the door, the tavern owner was instantly furious. He roared and picked up the sledge hammer at hand, and was about to go out to check the situation.
"Leave all external matters to me..."
boom!
Before he could walk out of the bar, the wooden door of the tavern was suddenly knocked open, and a plump gray figure smashed the door open and rushed in.
Rumble...
"Where's the wine? Where's the wine? Where's the good wine?"
The "earth dragon" that rushed into the tavern directly knocked away a large number of tables and chairs, causing a group of drunkards to scream in agony.
"ah……"
"It hurts so much, oooh!"
"Asshole, that bitch without eyes hit me..."
"Quickly stand up for me, I want to challenge him to a duel!"
"Dragon, dragon, dragon..."
"The earth dragon pulling the cart has spoken!"
The little black dragon ignored the angry roars and provocations of the group of mercenary drunkards. It only had wine in its heart now!
"Hey hey hey..."
It rushed to the front of the bar and stood up, and slapped the bar with its rocky claws, denting the bar made of precious ironwood.
"Boss, hurry up and bring me the best wine you have here!"
Seeing a weird-looking earth dragon roaring angrily at him, the well-informed boss Iron Hammer was a little stunned. He had never seen this scene before...
"Boss, why are you so stunned? Hurry up and bring out your collection of fine wine. I'll fill it up for you, Uncle Long!"
"You need money to drink..." The big hammer in his hand gave the boss a little confidence. He tried hard to keep his voice calm, "Friend Earth Dragon, do you have money?"
Bang bang bang!
The little black dragon slapped the bar counter so hard that it was full of dents. He slapped it for a while as if to vent his anger. He suddenly opened his mouth and spit out a small bag of coins, and roared at the big man holding the hammer:
"Asshole, who do you look down on?"
"Look carefully..."
The little black dragon grabbed the money bag and shook it loudly.
"I have plenty of money!"
"Hurry up and bring me your best wine!"
"Old Long, I just want to have a good drink today!"
Although the situation seemed a bit unexpected, the tavern owner quickly calmed down.
Those who have money are all customers.
The tavern owner put out a big wooden cup and said in a deep voice: "The best red leaf wine, one silver coin per glass!"
"Okay, okay!"
The little black dragon yelled, taking out a gold coin from the money bag with dexterous hands and feet, and slapped it on the bar: "Now, fill me up with twelve glasses!"
The boss grabbed the gold coin, squeezed it and checked the texture, then took out a small bucket of red leaf wine from behind the bar, shook it a few times and poured it into the big wooden cup.
"Gululu..."
Smelling the aroma of the wine, the little black dragon's saliva immediately dropped. When it saw the wine glass was full, it didn't care so much, just grabbed the wine glass and poured it into the dragon's mouth.
"Ah...it's fragrant and mellow. It's indeed a fine wine!"
Tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons…
The little black dragon drank one cup after another. After drinking twelve cups in a row, it swallowed the cup directly, and seemed to be a little drunk in its tone.
"Ah, boss, this cup of yours is too small. Drinking it is not enjoyable at all!"
It threw the money bag directly on the bar, grabbed the boss's wine barrel, and poured it into its mouth "tons and tons".
"It's cool, it's cool, it's cool!"
Just as the drunkard Heilong was drinking like crazy, a group of city guards wearing armor suddenly ran outside the door.
"Captain, the guy causing trouble in the city is in the tavern!"
In the bar, the mercenary drunkards who were watching the "Earth Dragon" drinking in bewilderment only heard a shout from outside the door, and a group of guards with weapons rushed in.
"It's it, it's this drinking earth dragon causing trouble in the city!"
The guards yelled and found the extremely conspicuous target, and directly surrounded the little black dragon.
"Evil dragon, you are causing chaos in the city, causing a lot of casualties and losses..."
"Now, on behalf of Hongye Town's garrison, we formally arrest you!"
"Please get down quickly and accept our control! Otherwise, don't blame us for being rude to you!"
The guards shouted and kept approaching the little black dragon, holding weapons in their hands, eager to try.
"Where did the flies come from? They are buzzing and buzzing, making me, Old Long, feel uneasy even after drinking some wine!"
The little black dragon shook his head, put down the barrel, and looked behind him drunkenly.
"What, this earth dragon can actually talk?" The guards showed surprise when they heard this "earth dragon" speak.
The little black dragon shook his head and immediately saw the idiot city guards who were eyeing him.
"You actually dare to disturb the old dragon while I drink? Are you here to die..." The little black dragon's mind was swaying, and the scenery in front of him was changing one after another, "Don't think that I will be scared because you know how to clone yourself..."
The little black dragon yelled and drank several more sips of red leaf wine. He didn't stop until the wine barrel was completely empty.
"Old Long, I'm so hot from drinking today that I just have a good time with you idiots!"
The little black dragon said, seeming to still remember the identity of the earth dragon it currently plays.
It lowered its head, howled, and rushed towards the guards with a rumble.
"Careful, defensive position!"
The guards were immediately horrified when they saw this, and quickly called the shield soldiers and put their big shields in front of everyone.
boom!
The guards' large shields were unable to block the "Earth Dragon"'s attack. In a rumbling momentum, they were pushed out by the little black dragon with both men and shields.
After leaving the tavern and entering an open area, the little black dragon became more and more drunk.
"Hahaha, a bunch of noob guards can't even stop me from charging!"
It shouted arrogantly and continued to advance crazily on the road against the group of guards.
"Today, I will show mercy and send all of you idiots back to your hometown!"