Chapter 140 Voice-Controlled Equipment: What the Hell Is This Cyber-Straightening Curse? (Subscribe)
[Name: Wandering singer's handheld speaker]
[Part: Gloves]
[Defense: 17]
[Health: 215]
[Critical damage: 1%]
[Attack speed: 3%]
[Equipment: Play dynamic music]
[Introduction: Music is sometimes more important than attributes. Believe in the power of music. A dynamic music will boost morale.]
After checking the data of the Wandering singer's handheld speaker, Boss Yin sighed:
"This equipment is good equipment, and its attributes are undoubtedly orange equipment attributes. It's just that the function of playing music is a bit fucked..."
Boss Yin replaced the equipment [Wandering singer's handheld speaker].
The whole live broadcast room was immediately filled with dynamic music.
Boss Yin sat on the gaming chair, swaying left and right, unable to stop:
"You know what, it's really exciting."
"I feel like I've found the thread of this strange RPG game!"
The audience in the live broadcast room asked while listening to the dynamic music-
"Master Yin, what do you think?"
"Have you figured it out?"
"Wu Yin! Is that you! Wu Yin!"
"Tell me quickly! I can't wait!"
"My sword has been impatient for a long time!"
Boss Yin opened the webpage to search and explained:
"Look at the official definition, what is abstraction? Abstraction is a concept in philosophy and logic."
"Abstraction is to extract common, essential features from many things, while discarding their non-essential features."
"Look at this explanation, How scary? But it's true! "
"Think about the game "Words Come, Laws Follow", is its gameplay really abstract? Voice control plus physical interaction, you can say this game mode is novel, but you can't say it is abstract."
"Words Come, Laws Follow becomes abstract because players find the abstract path from the game themselves."
"And this strange RPG, because it is a surprise for the reformists, naturally has the label of abstraction, and Lao Zei obviously took another path."
"Strange RPG extracts the common and essential characteristics of abstraction from the inherent game elements of conventional game types. This equipment may be the beginning of abstraction!"
"Boss Yin usually broadcasts bia~bia~bia, and suddenly he is so serious.
The water friends in the live broadcast room really can't stand it.
But everyone has to admit that Master Yin's explanation is still reasonable.
Abstract games are to take an abstract path based on conventional types of games.
How can there be no common game elements in strange RPGs?
The more the fans thought about it, the more they felt it made sense, and they posted comments one after another-
"Master Wu Yin, I got it!"
"Coach, I want to play a weird RPG!"
"I don't care who you are, get off Master Yin!"
"General Tian Gong: What he said was all my words!"
"I'll give Master Wu Yin a favor and not refund him first."
"The style of the game is getting more and more outrageous!"
"You mean, the main film is just starting now? What we had before was just foreplay, right?"
"Damn? More than 40 minutes of foreplay? It's harder to wait than the foreplay of some small movies!"
Boss Yin saw hope in the handheld speaker of the wandering singer and regained his fighting spirit.
As long as he was sure that Taipingdao was not destroying its own reputation and was shoddy.
It just took a while to play, which was no problem for Boss Yin.
But the fact was just as he expected, the abstract main film had just begun.
Boss Yin regrouped and controlled the warriors to pass the map and kill monsters frantically.
There was no time to kill the map.
I don't know how long it took, just when everyone thought that Boss Yin might have guessed wrong.
"Swish--Boom!"
After killing the BOSS in front of him, Boss Yin obtained a special equipment--
[Name: Beloved Shoulder Guard]
[Location: Shoulder]
[Type: Voice-controlled Equipment]
[Defense: 24]
[HP: 200]
[Critical Hit Rate: 6%]
[Critical Hit Damage: 8%]
[Equipment: Calling on the mysterious power! I swear to the heavens, every word will be answered! ]
"Voice-controlled equipment?" Boss Yin excitedly clenched his fist:
"It looks like a special equipment, I knew I guessed it right!"
The live broadcast room fans also flattered him.
"Wu Yin, you are worthy of it!"
"I unilaterally declare that Boss Yin is the first to draw the door!"
"The first in the elephant door, right? I always feel that it's weird to be the first in drawing the door, like the head of the toilet."
Boss Yin was extremely excited, and directly opened the character interface and equipped the Beloved Shoulder Guard.
"bia~bia~bia~"
"Boom! Boom! Boom——"
Every time Boss Yin makes a sound, a bolt of lightning will strike down from the sky to attack the enemy monster, and the damage is not low.
The most important thing is that this beloved shoulder guard is not a weapon but a shawl.
This means that Boss Yin can have additional means of attack while fighting with other weapons.
After Boss Yin's test.
The biggest advantage of this voice-controlled equipment is that it has no cooling time.
As long as you shout fast enough, you can release enough skills.
Isn't this taking off? !
Boss Yin smiled and said:
"I finally know why the introduction of this beloved shoulder pad says - to call for mysterious power! I swear to God, every word of it will be answered! Isn't this just telling lies, like a thunderbolt from heaven?"
"It feels like the old thief was making this game while his brain was spinning. Hahaha, I got the feeling!"
After Boss Yin wore the shoulder pads of his beloved, he spawned monsters out of control and said bia~bia~bia into the microphone.
Strange RPG abstract equipment and weapons also quickly spread to the live broadcast rooms of major anchors as water friends came to visit.
Originally, the top anchors in major game areas thought that this was the pinnacle of abstraction after working hard for an hour to get a handheld speaker from a wandering singer.
As a result, the water friends who came from Yinboda's live broadcast room said that this was just foreplay, and the wandering singer's hand-held stereo was just the abstract beginning of the game.
After the major anchors got the news, they immediately stopped in Bengbu.
"Holy shit! Old thief! Is the foreplay in your game so long?"
"I was able to skip the foreplay while watching the movie, but you forced me to play with it for an hour!"
"I'm serious - I don't like foreplay!"
"Family members, who knows?"
"How can you repair it, old thief, you really deserve to die!"
But amid the excited comments from the anchors, one player commented sharply——
"Is it possible that this hour of foreplay is also part of the abstract?"
This simple sentence was like the last whisper, and the anchors collectively broke through their defenses.
I see……
When players click on a strange RPG, have they already entered the world of abstract games?
Good life!
Reward!
After many anchors probably understood that the G-spot of the strange RPG was not as high as usual, they continued to broadcast the game.
Originally, each anchor had a fixed audience, but why is He Yin's game progress the fastest?
More than an hour later.
A group of water friends who like to visit directly howled in the live broadcast rooms of major anchors.
"Brothers, come to Boss Yin's live broadcast room, it's absolutely abstract and fun!"
This voice attracts many water friends.
When everyone entered the live broadcast room, they saw Boss Yin proudly displaying a weapon.
[Name: Qilin Fire]
[Weapon: One-handed sword]
[Type: Voice-controlled equipment]
[Attack power: 85]
[Crit rate: 5%]
[Crit damage: 5%]
[Moving speed: 8%]
[Extra magic damage: 12]
[Magic damage: 4%]
[Equipment: Fire! 】
[Introduction: Most of the dreams that 300 million people once had fell in front of 888]
Players may feel unfamiliar with the name Qilinhuo.
In the introduction of compatible equipment, the conspicuous number 888 is displayed.
Even the most obtuse player will understand.
Isn't this Qilin Fire the rifle-type weapon AK47-Fire Qilin that was sold on the Penguin Game Platform in the gunfight game released many years ago? It's so expensive that you need 888 yuan to buy it?
As a once-popular gunfight shooting game, AK47-Fire Kirin was the first heroic weapon at that time. It has a sharp unicorn thorn that can pierce the battlefield.
But how can any old player be unfamiliar with Fire Qilin?
"I'll blanch it, it's a good job!"
"Although it is very abstract, it is also very heart-breaking. 888 yuan is a dream that was once out of reach for me!"
“I never thought that the boy’s dream would come true at this moment!”
"Boomerang, see Boomerang again!"
"You only need to buy a strange RPG priced at 38 yuan, and you can get a fire unicorn priced at 888 yuan. Isn't this a huge profit?"
"Hahahaha, I would like to call this wave of critical attacks on our friends in Taiping Road a wonderful life!"
Boss Yin spoke domineeringly:
"I have a shawl of love in one hand and a thunder fire in the other. How should the monsters deal with it?"
"Brothers, follow me!"
Boss Yin controls the movement and fighting of the warriors, and uses voice-controlled equipment to harvest mobs crazily.
"eat grape but do not spit out grape skin, do not eat grape but spit out grape skin!"
"Under the bridge in front of the door, a group of ducks swim by. Come on, count them. Two! Four! Six! Seven! Eight!"
The biggest features of what was originally a strange RPG are the difficult BOSS battles and the fast-paced action ARPG.
As a result, with the superposition of two pieces of voice-activated equipment, the game was turned into an unparalleled lawn mowing game by Boss Yin.
It's just that Boss Yin's combat effectiveness has been greatly improved with the support of voice-controlled equipment.
But because voice-controlled equipment must make as much noise as possible.
So the next live broadcast room of Boss Yin turned into his solo concert.
"Blow and blow! My pride is indulgent. Blowing and blowing will not destroy my pure garden. Let the wind blow and let it mess. Destruction is my end prospect..."
"In the teahouse on the roadside, people are scattered here and there. From the street, two or three shouts are heard. Fans are waving in front of people, and the trees are shaking and banging on the table. Dear readers, please listen carefully..."
Logically speaking, Boss Yin sings well.
But don't follow the rhythm, try to be as fast as possible, and sing wherever you want. It's damn good if the song is good.
When the water friends heard the singing, they suddenly burst into mourning.
"Help, help!"
"Not only are the equipment abstract, but so are the players!"
"Gan, this game costs 38 yuan. I suspect it is referring to Sang Maoyin!"
"One of our own, Master Yin, is one of our own!"
"Master, stop saying it, what kind of cyber-tightening curse is this?"
"Ah——my ears!"
"The old thief and I are sworn enemies!"
After more than ten minutes.
Boss Yin stopped singing and complained:
"Strange RPG, my throat hurts..."
"This game won't make me get cyber game disease, but it will make people think I'm a real psychopath."
Just when the fans heard this and wanted to complain.
[Ding! ]
A familiar yet strange system prompt sound.
Draw everyone's attention back to the live broadcast room.
Is it coming to work?
Hurry up and make a living for me!