Chapter 142 Cai’s Headphones: Old Thief! Shut up, We’re One of Us (Subscribe)

At this moment, it is late at night.

The first live broadcast of a strange RPG by the game area anchors of major live broadcast platforms has come to an end.

A group of water friends lasted several hours.

In the live broadcast rooms of major anchors, I have seen the background music series, the unlimited voice control series, the backstab friend series, and the graphics card kidney attack series.

Now I am looking forward to what kind of unexpected and good work Cai Gou will do using his abstract brain circuits.

"Slut, speed! Come on!"

"Quickly, pick up the equipment and let me see what a good job it is!"

"This piece of equipment looks like a pair of headphones, right? I'm pretty sure it hasn't appeared in any other anchor's live broadcast room before!"

"Hahahaha, hurry up, I want to see the whole thing!"

Saozhu broadcast live until late at night.

First, because the live broadcast time of prostitute teachers likes to be set at night on weekdays.

The second is because he himself has indeed developed a strong interest in this game.

Now the abstract equipment is in front of you!

How could he stand still?

Saozhu controls the character to walk forward quickly and pick up the equipment.

[Name: Cai’s headphones]

[Part: Helmet]

[Defense: 38]

[Health value: 800]

[Crit rate: 5%]

[Crit damage: 8%]

[Toughness reduction: 6%]

[Magic damage: 8%]

[Equipment: When listening to Cai Gou's song and setting the music volume to 100%, you will get a 10% movement speed bonus, a 10% attack speed bonus, a 30% defense power bonus, and a 10% attack power bonus]

[Introduction: Listening to me perform a song will definitely boost your morale! 】

Sao Zhu: "..."

Water friend: "..."

Cai Gou sings?

Since when has the gaming industry become so involved?

Game development and production is not easy, so designers end up doing nothing?

The old thief sings in person?

Cai's headphones, a special piece of equipment, are extremely popular in the entire gaming industry.

Everyone present experienced so many outrageous equipment effects in the early stage.

To be honest, everyone has already made certain psychological preparations.

But when the panel data of Cai's headset was displayed in front of the players, everyone's eyes were still in darkness.

Disaster! he! sky--

fertile! Virtue! hair--

So abstract?

You will survive!

It seems that I still have to listen to this cyber tightening curse today!

Sao Zhu was silent for a long time, then suddenly asked:

"Hey, who among you knows how good the general is at singing? Is it good?"

The barrage scrolls crazily——

"You ask me? Who am I asking?"

"How can a player be interested in the singing skills of a game designer? I don't want him to make a debut!"

"God's general called the mountain city Wu Yanzu. He is so handsome, and he must be a good singer, right?"

"If it sounds good, I would like to call it a good life. If it sounds bad, I would like to call it a unique life. If it sounds terrible, I would like to call it a unique life!"

"Slut, put it on quickly and give it a try. I've never heard a general sing before!"

Under the urging of water friends, Saozhu replaced Cai's headphones.

[Current music volume setting: 100%]

[Special bonus: activated]

[Movement speed +10%, attack speed +10%, defense power +30%, attack power +10%]

Cai’s headphones not only have high attribute bonuses as the equipment itself.

Even after the equipment effect is activated, the special bonus is a percentage bonus.

This is definitely a leap in strength for Sao Zhu, who has entered the late stage of the game.

"As long as it doesn't sound bad, then bring it with you. Who said this piece of equipment has such strong properties?"

Sao Zhu muttered something in his mouth and immediately exited the character interface.

On the upper right side of the game's main interface, a music player pops up.

All of a sudden.

Cai Gou's singing voice was like killing a pig, completely lingering in the entire live broadcast room.

"Who secretly stole my heart?

Can't tell the difference between night and day!

Who secretly stole my heart?

My eyes cannot see myself...]"

Friends in the live broadcast room originally planned to appreciate Cai Gou's singing skills.

Who would have thought that with 100% volume, Cai Gou's pig-killing singing would linger in everyone's ears like a demonic sound!

"Help, help - help!"

"Ah! Baojuan—my ears! My ears!"

"Ah - no way! My ears are going to be damaged, and I'm going to get pregnant!"

"How can there be such ugly singing in this world? Drag him out and kill him with a stick!"

"I saw my second uncle!"

"The revolving door of my life appeared before my eyes!"

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die! Lock me up now!"

How to describe Cai Gou's singing voice?

One word - ugh!

Two words - ugly!

Three words - so unpleasant!

Four words - Mom, save me!

The voice-activated equipment that has appeared in strange RPGs before has also been used by major anchors in the live broadcast room, performing cyber-tightening spells one after another, and the live broadcast effect is full.

But these anchors' singing is so bad that they are not Cai Gou's enemy?

Can it be called the contemporary cyber Xing Daorong?

What are Cai’s headphones?

It is obvious that he has to live for three thousand lives!

Cai Gou's singing voice is a pure cyber tightening curse.

If you continue to listen, you may suffer from cybercerebral thrombosis.

"ah--"

Saozhu howled miserably, and with lightning speed, he picked up the mouse and wanted to change the equipment.

Who would have thought that in his excitement, Saozhu clicked on the music player and played the next song.

"【I am the most slutty pig in the entire game

F*ck, I can change bullets manually

This time, I can hit the target every time, I will never die

This time, you, the slutty pig, will die (eh)

The other side sent out a division of troops to attack me

Slutty pig, I still developed

And I also avoided many waves of their encirclement

(Do you think PDD should be deducted 6 for lying down)

Ah~uh~ah~uh~ah~ah~ah~ah~ah...】

Magic and abstract ghost music sounded.

The fans were like being rescued from drowning.

Ghost? Magic?

Abstract? Against the will of heaven?

Peerless! So alive!

Who would have thought that Cai Gou actually created a ghost music?

And it was a ghost song lyrics for Teacher Piao!

Although it was still unpleasant, it made everyone enter the abstract kingdom.

The fans inexplicably wanted to shake their bodies to the ghost music.

"Hahahaha, what's the name of this song? I like it!"

"I want to listen to it a hundred times, a hundred times! ”

“In front of Cai’s headphones, all the hard work is meaningless!”

“This ghost music is too abstract!”

“I would like to call it the best life in the world!”

“General Tiangong’s singing is bad, but his lyrics are really good!”

“No, let’s be honest, why do I like this song for no reason?”

“Brothers, let’s have fun!”

After hearing the song, Saozhu inexplicably let go of the hand holding the mouse.

“Yaer! This song is so explosive!”

“It’s a little magical, listen to it again!”

“【Is Xiaoxuan here? Is Xiaoxuan here?

Yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes! I’m Jiaomei!

Can you bring me to play together?

I admit that I have a problem with my IQ! Okay...】

A good game zone live broadcast room was turned into a ghost live broadcast room.

Cai Gou’s magical singing echoed in the ears of the players, which can be called——

The lingering sound lingers in the beams for three days!

In the early morning of the same day.

The anchors in various game areas, after the live broadcast of the strange RPG, went to the end, and won Cai's headphones.

Without exception, all of them experienced Cai Gou's devilish and unpleasant voice!

But it is undeniable that the ghost music "I am the most coquettish pig in all game anchors" became the most explosive live broadcast effect in the live broadcast room of major anchors at the end of the live broadcast with its abstract and magical lyrics.

Shortly after the live broadcast ended, the live broadcast slices of major anchors were circulated.

A group of players in the game circle began to have a deeper understanding of the strange RPG.

The strange RPG broke the fourth wall of the screen with its abstract and magical equipment, which can be called the abstract work of the year!

With the popularity of the strange RPG, "I am the most coquettish pig in all game anchors" also became completely popular on the Internet.

Some people who are interested simply uploaded the audio of this song to major music platforms.

"【Three Pure Ones of Heaven and Earth, qiu~qiu

The law of Taoism is impermanent, qiu~qiu

The sky and earth are boundless, qiu~qiu

The universe borrows the law, and the Yuan Yang enters the body

Immune to the five poisons! The body of pure gold of the nine suns

The magic of begging for alms! Evil demons retreat!

Retreat! Retreat——】"

Cai Gou's unpleasant voice, coupled with the magical lyrics, plus PDD's abstract live broadcast career, is like a chemical reaction.

Attracted a group of fans who came here to download the song and play it on repeat.

Who would have thought that this abstract and magical ghost song would top the monthly ranking of the music platform overnight!

This song has completely become a carnival in the gaming circle!

It can only be said that ghosts are worthy of being the first productive force!

In the comment area of ​​"I am the most coquettish pig in the entire game anchor", a group of players even started to mess around directly.

"PDD has more and more white hair. Actually, there is no need to be sad. This is how pigs grow white hair."

"There are 10,000 ways to pay tribute to Wei Shen, but I only admire Teacher Piao's reverse smoking!"

"Many years later, when Cai Gou received the Best Hip-Hop Singer award on the Grammy podium, he said: I didn't expect that I could achieve what I have today. I just sang a few dirty words of PDD. Teacher Piao, are you watching? I know you are watching!"

"There is Cai Gou, a game designer, and Sao Zhu, a game zone anchor. I have to be the Dragon and the Phoenix. The world will belong to me!"

"I didn't expect it! General Tiangong, a game designer, stopped playing games and played abstract ghosts instead?"

"Game Storm", a famous unofficial interview program in the game circle, saw this scene, this battle, and this momentum!

I must take advantage of this wave of popularity!

The operator of "Game Storm" immediately published an abstract Weibo at the fastest speed.

【Kong Yiji—Excerpt from a short story (Piao Lao Shi Edition)】

【As soon as PDD arrived at the store, all the drinkers looked at him and laughed. Some shouted, "PDD, are you playing games again?"】

【PDD did not answer, but said to the counter, "Warm two bowls of wine and order a plate of fennel beans." Then he paid out nine coins. 】

【They deliberately shouted loudly, "Then you must have lost the game again!"】

【PDD opened his eyes and said, "How can you slander someone's innocence like this..."】

【"What innocence? I saw you being beaten and overturned from the beginning to the end of your live broadcast the day before yesterday."】

[PDD's face flushed, veins popped out on his forehead, and he argued: "What a comeback... a comeback!... Xiaoxiao's poisonous milk, can it be considered a comeback?"]

[He kept saying something difficult to understand, such as "Xiaoxuan, Jiaomei" and "Saucy Pig", which made everyone laugh, and the store was filled with a happy atmosphere.]