The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 187 Who Is Braver than Whom? It Will Be Decided with a Single Blow.
Lu Chengwen laughed and was about to speak when Long Aotian rushed to answer:
"Two! It's equal to two! I got it right!"
Long Aotian looked ferocious and gritted his teeth: "If you ask again, it will be fourteen!"
"It's still equal to nine thousand one hundred and twenty-four, and between nine thousand one hundred and twenty-five."
"It's also equal to x plus y minus z times delta cubed divided by pi."
"Finally equals a triangle."
Long Aotian said angrily: "What else can I say!?"
Zhuge Xiaohua was shocked.
What nonsense are you talking about, young master! ?
How could one plus one come up with so much mess?
How did she know that this was the pain in her young master's heart! The memory is too profound.
When I went to see Lu Chengwen and Hua Xuening, I was very surprised.
Hun Tiangang nodded: "The eldest disciple has made some progress."
Lu Chengwen thought for a moment, walked over, and rubbed his master's shoulders with a smile: "Master, your cervical vertebrae haven't been feeling well lately? Are you tired?"
"It's not good!" Huntiangang sat on a stone: "That stone pillow is different from the one I used to have. I thought about it and then whittled it. My waist and knees have been sore from sleeping these days. A few days ago, I was sore and weak. I have a stiff neck...Is my shoulder okay?"
"It's a little hard, please don't move and I'll rub it for you."
"Uh-huh."
Long Aotian saw Lu Chengwen showing his attentiveness and gritted his teeth: "Flattery."
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Master, when it comes to competition, we should talk about what we compare, how we compare, and how we win. And if we have already competed before, it is meaningless to compete again. We already know the answer!"
"Ah, yes, you are right."
Hun Tiangang waved his hand: "I declare that the game just now does not count!"
Lu Chengwen squeezed Huntian Gang's shoulders, said flattering words in Huntian Gang's ear, and stared at Zhuge Xiaohua with a wretched smile.
Zhuge Xiaohua looked at Lu Chengwen's greasy expression and felt itchy with hatred!
Gritting his silver teeth, he slowly pulled out the short knife.
Hearing behind him, Hua Xuening's long sword was slowly drawn out simultaneously.
Zhuge Xiaohua is so angry!
Lu Chengwen alone is enough to make people angry! Why is this Hua Xuening more annoying than him! ?
Zhuge Xiaohua put away the short knife with a swipe, turned around and said angrily: "Hua Xuening! What's the matter with you? Why are you always staring at me?!"
"I have no choice." Hua Xuening looked miserable.
Zhuge Xiaohua knew that she was just stupid, not betrayal, so he was angry and distressed.
Zhuge Xiaohua pulled Hua Xuening aside and whispered: "What are you doing!? Do you still want to return to the young master?"
Hua Xuening said with a sad face: "I think so."
"Then what should you do? Don't you know?"
Hua Xue Ning pulled out the sword and said: "The young master should be hacked to death!"
Zhuge Xiaohua was confused: "What kind of ecstasy soup did Lu Chengwen drink for you? What kind of logic do you have?"
"It sounds crazy, but that's the truth."
Zhuge Xiaohua gritted his teeth: "Just calm down! When the young master defeats Lu Chengwen and successfully advances to the top four masters, as soon as he is happy, we will all help you intercede, and then you can come back. Then..."
Zhuge Xiaohua was also a little shy and blushed: "Let the young master restore your spiritual consciousness first."
Hua Xuening shook her head: "Young Master can't win."
"What did you say?"
Hua Xuening took a deep breath: "I have witnessed many battles between the young master and Mr. Lu, and the young master has never been able to take advantage of Mr. Lu. Especially in front of Hun Tiangang, Mr. Lu... is indeed better than Young Master is smarter."
Zhuge Xiaohua looked at her in shock: "What are you talking about? That's the young master! The most intelligent man in the world, the heir to the power of domination! A young genius with extraordinary talents, no one in the world can compare with him. He’s better!”
Hua Xuening shook her head: "Except Mr. Lu."
"Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu... you always..." Zhuge Xiaohua said: "In this case, I will make a bet with you. If Lu Chengwen wins, I will go with you to be Lu Chengwen's maid! If he loses, you will be good to me. Come back and apologize to the young master!"
Hua Xuening looked at the angry Zhuge Xiaohua, suddenly smiled, and said comfortingly: "Sister Xiaohua, actually, I'm not stupid."
Hun Tiangang sat there and sighed: "How about this, you two compete three times, with the topics of bravery, filial piety, and wisdom respectively, and you win two out of three games. How about it?"
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian knelt down together: "Follow master's instructions!"
"Yes." Huntian Gang nodded with satisfaction: "Which of you two knows the allusion of cutting one's own flesh to eat?"
Long Aotian nodded: "According to legend, there were two warriors in ancient times. One lived in the east city and the other lived in the west city. They met one day and made an appointment to drink together."
"Half of the wine was gone and there was no meat. One person suggested buying meat, but the other person said, we are all brave people. Buying meat is too troublesome. Don't we have meat on our bodies? So each of them had a knife. Cut meat from yourself and eat it with sauce."
Zhuge Xiaohua was frightened when she heard this: "What happened next?"
Lu Chengwen's face became a little less optimistic: "There was too much bleeding, and both of them died."
Zhuge Xiaohua and Hua Xuening looked at each other.
what is this! ? Is this called courage? This is called two!
How does this compare?
Huntian Gang took out a dagger and threw it in front of the two of them.
"You two, take turns stabbing yourself. Whoever bleeds more will win."
Long Aotian almost died of anger.
My heart says, are you good or not? This...is this trying to kill us both?
Lu Chengwen also hesitated.
If we continue like this, we will both die here first before we can advance. This is not a competition of bravery, but a competition of toughness!
This is a competition to see who has the most blood!
Hun Tiangang said: "What's the matter? You don't dare? You two cowards! If you don't dare, there's no need to compete. Let's all go home, so as not to embarrass ourselves in front of me."
Lu Chengwen smiled awkwardly: "Senior brother, please go first."
Long Aotian also quickly said politely: "No, no, no, junior brother please go first."
"Hey, you are senior brother, please go first."
"No, no, no, you are my junior brother, I have to let you go."
Hun Tiangang became impatient: "Should we start or not? Long Aotian, you are the senior brother, you come first!"
Long Aotian had no choice but to pick up the knife, use his brains, and prick the tip of his finger, revealing a little drop of blood, which was regarded as blood.
Lu Chengwenxin said:
【You are such a thief! This damn bastard has made more blood than you! 】
[I just took Xiao Huitian Wan, I’m not afraid of you! 】
Lu Chengwen gently cut a small layer of skin on his finger, and there were two drops of blood.
Lu Chengwen smiled and handed the knife to Long Aotian again: "Brother, I accept it."
Long Aotian had a gloomy look on his face and took the knife. Just as he was about to stab him cruelly, Zhuge Xiaohua came over and said, "Young Master, please give me a step to speak."
"What's wrong?"
"Young Master, you don't have to win this round."
"Why?"
"Lu Chengwen took Xiaohuitianwan, and his injuries healed faster. And if you are seriously injured in this round because of this ridiculous game, it will delay your comparison in the next two rounds. So... I think we should strategically Give up the first round.”
Long Aotian nodded: "Okay, I understand."
After Long Aotian came back, his mind turned around. How about I force you to severely injure yourself first, so that I will have an advantage in the next round.
Anyway, no matter what, I am the first mover and you are the second mover. Your injury must be more severe than mine.
Thinking of this, Long Aotian gritted his teeth and stabbed his left leg lightly.
One cut was actually a wound as long as a finger.
Although the injury was not serious, the blood did stain his pants red.
It looked much scarier than before. If Lu Chengwen didn't use his strength and really let out a lot of blood, the picture would definitely not be better than this.
Long Aotian's thigh was injured, but he had a proud smile on his face.
He threw the knife at Lu Chengwen's knees with a proud look on his face: "Junior brother, it's your turn, how about a show of ruthlessness? Haha, you haven't seen enough!"
Lu Chengwen picked up the knife and scratched his head and ears, but couldn't figure it out.
Zhuge Xiaohua from behind nodded and said in her heart:
The young master is smart! This move is higher than I thought. Visually, the tip of the knife has just entered the depth of one knuckle, and the stabbing position is also a bleeding position. It can cause more bleeding. It looks scary, but in fact it is just a little bit. Minor flesh wounds.
But Lu Chengwen is more "courageous" than the young master, so he has to open up and suffer a little.
Xiaokaitenwan?
Humph, no matter how powerful the medicine is, it still takes time. Let me see how you recover!
Lu Chengwen was busy gesticulating and changing positions for a long time, but he just refused to start.
I remember Long Aotian was urging me:
"Hey, hey, hey, how much longer are you going to be busy? It's been a long time since I was gesticulating. Is it possible that we have to kneel here and wait for you?"
"Oh, yes! Man! Are you afraid of pain or blood? If you're so afraid, why not just admit defeat? You can't move for a long time without moving, it's wasting everyone's time!"
"Junior brother, I can see that you are a coward! In this game, you can either stab yourself in the thigh with a knife, or you can give in happily."
"Okay! No need to make gestures! Come on, just do it like I just did, with one knife, and everything will be settled! In this way, if you are willing to immerse the whole knife in and stab the knife with the blade not exposed, I will automatically admit defeat, right?"
Lu Chengwen inhaled loudly, made gestures repeatedly, and shouted strangely: "Just one knife, one knife, one knife! One knife to decide the outcome! I will fight with you! Ahhhhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Uh-huh!" Hehehehe..."
Long Aotian was helping him exert his strength, wishing that Lu Cheng's knife would not stab his thigh or heart.
Long Aotian: "Work harder! Come on! Poke down! Come on, junior brother! I'm optimistic about you!"
Lu Chengwen: "I want to poke! I want to poke! I want to poke!"
Long Aotian: "Stab it! It's just a matter of doing it in one go! Just stab it and it will be solved!"
Lu Chengwen: "Just one knife, one knife, one knife!"
Long Aotian: "Grate your teeth and strike with one knife!"
Lu Chengwen: "No one can stop me! No one can stop me!"
Long Aotian: "Poke it, and you will win! Just close your eyes and move your heart, stab it!"
Lu Chengwen: "I'm going to stab him!"
Long Aotian: "Stab!"
Lu Chengwen: "I really want to stab him!"
Long Aotian: "Stab!"
Lu Chengwen: "I stabbed you!"
Long Aotian: "Stab——!"
Lu Chengwen held the knife with both hands and shouted: "I'll fight!"
puff--!
Lu Chengwen stabbed him with a knife!
It plunged into Long Aotian's other leg.
It was really a knife that was completely engulfed, not a single blade left outside, a merciless blow.
Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen in shock. Lu Chengwen was panting and sweating profusely:
"Senior brother, how are you? Can you still bear it?"
Long Aotian looked down at his bloody thigh and gritted his teeth: "You fucking..."
Long Aotian was about to slap Lu Chengwen to death with one palm. When Lu Chengwen saw that this was not going to work, he held the handle of the knife with both hands and turned it hard...
Long Aotian gasped in pain, his vision went dark, and he almost fainted.