The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!

Chapter 177 It’s Troublesome to Communicate

Lu Chengwen slowly woke up and heard someone calling him softly in his ear.

"Little Luzi! Little Luzi! Wake up, oh, dead head, wake up!"

Lu Chengwen woke up and found himself hanging in the air.

On the left is Xu Xuejiao, on the right is Zhao Gang.

Xu Xuejiao seemed fine, and the group of people even thoughtfully piled up a pile of wooden boxes for her to step on.

Zhao Gang and himself were not treated so well.

Lu Chengwen shook his head: "Where is this?"

"How do I know?" Xu Xuejiao said, "Think of a solution quickly! Their bad leader seems to be very angry with you and will torture you when you wake up."

"Huh? I don't think I've seen that person before."

"They all call him the helmsman. He said you messed with his money and his people. Xiao Luzi, are you messing with your men too?"

Lu Chengwen said angrily: "When did I have sex with a man?"

"Then I see that he is walking twitchingly. It's obvious that he has been badly fucked. Isn't it you?"

"I've never seen him!" Lu Chengwen pulled away twice but didn't move away. He sighed and looked at Xu Xuejiao: "Are you afraid?"

Xu Xuejiao smiled: "I'm not afraid."

"Are you sick? Are you still laughing at this time?"

Xu Xuejiao smiled even happier: "I can see that you care about me very much, more than you care about yourself, and that makes me happy."

"Silly." Lu Chengwen said, "In a while, they will rape you first and then kill you to see if you are afraid."

"No." Xu Xuejiao said: "I told them that my dad has money, and they went to get the money from my dad. They will never touch me. These guys seem to be crazy about poverty. I don’t know how you managed to get away with it. By the way, they said they would torture you when you come back, are you afraid?"

Lu Chengwen bit the corner of his mouth and looked back at Zhao Gang, who had fainted.

Sighing: "Xuejiao, I'll leave for a while and come back to rescue you later. Don't be afraid. Trust me, okay?"

"I believe you, but how can you handle this situation?"

Lu Chengwen smiled slightly, opened the system interface with a swipe of his suspended finger, selected the flash card, and took a deep breath: "I flash!"

Lu Chengwen fell to the ground: "Wait for me!"

Xu Xuejiao opened her eyes wide: "How did you get down?!"

"wait for me!"

"Oh, hey! Why don't you take me with you?"

"You have money."

"ha!?"

About an hour later.

The helmsman led a group of people back to the abandoned warehouse.

A large box was slapped on the table and opened suddenly.

The big box is full of banknotes, and they are US dollars!

The muscles on the helmsman's face slowly twitched, tears overflowed from his eyes, and he reached out and touched the banknotes: "Money! My money!"

The helmsman slammed the lid on the box, lay on the box and cried: "Finally I see you again! Wuwuwu...wuwuwu...we are so poor!"

The financial director also wiped away tears and advised the helmsman: "Helmsman, don't be too sad."

The helmsman responded by giving him a big mouth: "I'm so happy!"

The financial director covered his face: "Yes, yes, I am happy, and my subordinates are also very happy. With the 20 million US dollars, our wages can be paid, and we also have funds for later activities."

The helmsman said: "What about the box? Open it and take a look!"

Several people took another box and opened it. Yes, it was 10 million per box.

The financial director said: "Master, this girl is a small treasury. If we keep her, Xu Zhiyun will have to keep giving us money to spend!"

"Fart!" the helmsman said: "We are not kidnapping! This is just to relieve an urgent need. If the young master finds out, he will be scolded. We are the only ones who know about today's matter and are not allowed to make it public. Do you hear me!?"

"Helmsman... Helmsman, while you are happy, I want to tell you something."

"What's up?"

"Lu Chengwen..."

"Hmph, he must be dead, right?"

"He's gone."

"What!?"

The helmsman walked up to Xu Xuejiao: "Little girl, have I ever made it difficult for you?"

Xu Xuejiao bared her teeth and smiled: "No, no, you are a big shot and you have credibility. Hey, my dad has already given me the money, should you let me go?"

"Let me ask you, where is Lu Chengwen?"

"He escaped!"

The helmsman asked: "How did you escape?"

"Just scream and run away!"

The helmsman narrowed his eyes: "You just screamed and ran away?"

"It wasn't a Piu sound, it was a Piu—— sound and he ran away."

"It's a Piu sound..."

"Oh, you are so stupid. Look at the shape of my mouth, it sounds like a squeak..."

"Piu...a sound..."

"Yes, yes, yes, pay attention to your pronunciation, don't use your tongue too hard, and lift it up a bit at the back... Yeah, it's getting better and better, try again."

The financial director said: "Captain, the word Piu she said is an onomatopoeia. Your lips have to make a plosive sound...it's Piu..."

The helmsman turned around and gave him another big mouth: "I fucking know!"

The helmsman kept trying: "Piu! Piu...P...it's Piu...am I fucking playing with you!? Do you look down on me? Really!? If Lu Chengwen fucks me, you fuck me too, right?" "

Everyone looked at the helmsman with contempt, saying to themselves, we thought you wanted to play for a while longer.

Xu Xuejiao blushed: "How can I mess with you? I'm a woman! Whoever messes with you is the one you go to. You asked for money, and now the money has been given to you. You are a hero, do you have to keep your word?"

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The financial director covered his face and looked aggrieved: "It was piu..."

The helmsman looked back at him: "Are you a fool? What a fool!"

The helmsman said: "Xu Xuejiao, I know that you have been fooling around with Lu Chengwen recently. Lu Chengwen is messing with me, and you have a share in it!"

Xu Xuejiao opened her eyes wide: "How is that possible!? What did I do to you!?"

"You are piu... Damn it, why is this thing so brainwashed!? You and I tell you! You girl is so bad!"

The Diziwei came over and said, "Master, this girl is so cool. I have never seen such a smart girl. Can we brothers... hehehehe..."

The helmsman turned around and slapped him with a big mouth, and said viciously: "Are you sick? Have you grown a brain? This is the eldest daughter of the Xu family, touch her? The young master has marinated you! Piu has marinated you!"

The helmsman wanted to scare Xu Xuejiao into telling the truth.

"Little girl, have you seen that door? If I don't speak, that door today will be the door to hell. No one can go out, and no one can come in! Your life or death depends on my word, do you understand?"

Xu Xuejiao looked at it seriously: "Isn't it just an ordinary door? It's nothing special."

"No... are you sick? I mean, what's so special about that door? I mean, it's the door to hell! You know what hell means, right?"

Xu Xuejiao said: "I know, but that door is just an ordinary door and has nothing to do with hell."

"Is this something irrelevant?" The helmsman was almost furious: "Can't you hear the point of what I said? I mean, I am responsible for guarding that door now! Without my order, who would You can’t get out, no one can come in! Do you understand?”

"Hey! You should have told me earlier!"

The helmsman smiled and said to the treasurer: "She understands."

"I understand, you are the guard, a janitor."

"That's right, I'm the guard...what kind of guard!?" The helmsman said anxiously: "I mean, I'm looking at that door now! Not looking! I'm looking! I'm not looking. Door, I am a watchdog! Oh, you girl..."

The helmsman was so angry that he spread his hands and asked the financial director: "Is there something wrong with my expression?"

The financial director covered his face and hid back: "No problem, piupiu."

The helmsman was furious: "I said I am in charge of this door! Whoever wants to come out, whoever wants to go in..."

"We are inside." Xu Xuejiao reminded: "You have to say come in and go out."

The helmsman pointed at her and gritted his teeth: "You always interrupt me! What I said was fine, I just go out and go in, go out and come in. Is it that important? What do you always correct me for?"

"You didn't make it clear yourself!"

The helmsman was so angry that he asked, "Can you hear the key point? From the very beginning, this sentence is about whether the door is ordinary or not. Is it a question of whether I am the doorkeeper and can go in or out?"

"You said it wrong again! Come in! Get out!"

"Your uncle, I will fight with you!"

The helmsman was anxious and was about to climb up while stepping on the box. The financial director pulled him: "Oh, helmsman, you don't have to be like a little girl! You are in a daze now. If you fall again..."

"She is totally talking nonsense to me. This door is our door of life and death! It is the door of hell, what a good metaphor? It is eerie and full of deterrence!"

"Yes Yes Yes……"

"This is not about a door, she looks down on me! Huh? Challenge me!? This door is my dignity! She is just... oh, it makes me so angry! oh my heart..."

"Hurry, hurry, the helmsman is out of control again! Come and watch!"

A group of people came over and started fanning and pinching people.

Xu Xuejiao clicked her heels and looked inside: "Wow, are you so angry?"

The financial director turned around and said, "Our helmsman has a bad heart! The doctor said he can't be stimulated. Can you help him?"

"I'm also a doctor. Just put me down and I'll give him acupuncture."

"you are a doctor?"

Tian Ziwei said: "Yes, the eldest lady of the Xu family is a famous doctor from the North!"

The helmsman woke up at this time: "You idiots, you won't really let her give me acupuncture, will you?"

"The helmsman is awake! Congratulations to the helmsman for finally not being struck down by the disease! Everyone applauds the helmsman!"

Everyone applauded together, and the helmsman turned back and gave the financial director another slap in the face: "Applause!"

The helmsman covered his chest: "I'll say it one last time! You listen clearly! That door is the door to hell! Don't care whether it is ordinary or not! Anyway, I said it, it is! Who wants to come in, am I right? Whoever wants to come in, I have the final say! Who can go out, I have the final say!"

The helmsman pointed at his feet: "This is hell! I am the master of hell! Do you understand what I mean? If you want to get out alive, just speak to me and listen to the key points! It pissed me off. This door today..."

Before the helmsman finished speaking, an off-road vehicle crashed through the door and rushed in with a bang.

Everyone ran away.

The helmsman had just suffered a heart attack. Just as he was about to mention it, his heart ached. Everyone moved away, but he was the only one who was crushed under the wheels.

The car door opens.

Lu Chengwen was wearing a suit and sunglasses, and he opened the door and got out of the car with a straight face.

He raised his chin slightly: "Who is the helmsman? Come over here and talk."

Xu Xuejiao was shocked, looked at Lu Chengwen, and murmured: "Brother Cheng Wen... is so handsome..."

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