The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 1026: Mr. Lu Is Very Sad
What a true Qi!
Guan Shunai was so excited watching Zhao Ritian practice!
She clenched her fists in front of her: Although I don’t know how powerful Wang Ba Zhi Qi is, I really don’t believe that there is any true Qi in the world that can rival the return of the benevolent!
What a talent!
Guan Shunai was getting more and more excited!
I really couldn’t understand how Zhao Ritian, who was usually silly and stupid, was so talented in practice!
It’s ridiculous that those people still said he was a fool. I dare say that there are very few people in the world who can practice better than him. At least, I have only seen such a generation of Tianjiao who deserves the title of "natural genius"!
What a good understanding!
He is simply a genius born to practice martial arts. His practice method, reaction to emergencies, control and perception of true Qi, self, consciousness, universe... everything are much better than mine!
It’s hard to imagine how glorious and explosive his martial arts will be in the future!
Is this world ready? Are you really ready to welcome such a... maybe it's really like what my elder sister said, a genius who can change the world?
Good wooden stick!
One stick will cut it back!
Lu Chengwen's dashing heroic posture, ferocious face, stick technique that fell from the sky, and the big wooden stick in his hand, which is impartial, merciless, steady and ruthless!
Directly suffocated our genius's god-level operation!
Me! Damn! Ah!
Zhao Ritian lay on the ground twitching and spitting as usual.
Lu Chengwen stood by and looked at him, lost in deep thought.
He raised his head and looked at Guan Shunai: "I didn't mean it."
Guan Shunai really wanted to kill someone.
Lu Chengwen looked at Guan Shunai.
From experience, he knew that if a woman yelled and was hysterical, it was actually okay.
At least, she still had the strength and willingness to vent and release.
But if she just stands there and looks at you without saying a word, you are probably done for.
Lu Chengwen was very nervous, he was afraid that Guan Shunai would beat him up.
"Uh... I can explain."
"It's just... I was on top at the beginning, and I was with... I can't say this. Wait!"
"Then my uncle... Oh, I can't say this either."
"No, it was those two girls in the end... I can't say this either!"
Lu Chengwen was almost going crazy.
Why are all the people and things I meet a secret! ?
I can't say anything!
What's the point of not being able to say anything? What's the explanation! ? Why should I forgive you! ?
But if I say, how should I say it! ?
Say that I just flirted with your sister, if it wasn't for my uncle showing up, we would have been in perfect harmony now! ?
Say that my uncle is a demon, and he would use a sack to catch two Lolita to help me advance! ?
Or did something happen between me and the two young ladies of the Zhou and Yu families, ruining their reputations and making them crazy, so that you can find fault with me! ?
You can’t say anything!
Lu Chengwen hesitated: “Anyway… I didn’t mean it…”
Guan Shunai calmly adjusted Zhao Ritian’s breath again to stabilize the situation.
Damn, he was forced back by this bastard after several promotions! That is my apprentice, he is a benevolent person with true qi. If it were an ordinary person, he would have died suddenly.
Lu Chengwen! You must die!
Lu Chengwen is best at observing people’s expressions and looking at people from a microscopic perspective.
At this moment, it can be seen from Guan Shunai’s state that she is obviously furious!
She has clearly made up her mind to kill me!
But this outline is really beautiful when she squats down. Usually I only look at her breasts, but now I find that her butt is really beautiful.
Bah bah bah! You are about to die, and you are still thinking about this! ?
It must be the blood of the ancient ape god that has screwed me over!
Run? Can I outrun her? Cen Xian'er caught me as easily as a chicken, her cultivation must be no lower than Cen Xian'er, right?
Fight!
Lu Chengwen rushed over in a few steps, knelt in front of Zhao Ritian, and burst into tears:
"Ritian! My brother! My good brother! I have always raised and taught you like my own brother, but I didn't expect that today I made a mistake, an accident that I swore to heaven, a completely irresistible factor, and you were destined to have this disaster, so I accidentally hurt you!"
Guan Shunai became more and more angry as he listened, and raised a palm, ready to kill Lu Chengwen!
Lu Chengwen said quickly: "Senior!"
Guan Shunai stopped, stared at Lu Chengwen, and was furious: "Speak!"
"Ritian talked to me!"
Lu Chengwen lay next to Zhao Ritian's mouth, pretending to hear:
"What did you say? Speak louder! I can't hear you!"
Guan Shunai gritted his teeth and raised his hand again. Lu Chengwen said quickly:
"Oh, you say it! Wuuuuuu... Don't say it like that! I will be fine, I will honor your three masters for you! Wuuuuu..."
"Yes, we are brothers for life, and we will be brothers for life! Even if you say you don't blame me, I will condemn myself in my heart! I'm not good, I'm not a human, I'm too careless, I will definitely stay away from waterfalls in the future..."
Guan Shunai rolled his eyes.
Lu Chengwen burst into tears: "Good brother, go with peace of mind! Yes, Second Master is kind-hearted and has a good heart. She has raised you. Don't worry, your master, that's my woman, no, my master! I will take care of her for you in the future!"
"Second Master is beautiful, kind-hearted, has a great figure, and is good at kung fu. I will cherish such a good master!"
Zhao Ritian recovered a little and looked at Lu Chengwen weakly: "Fuck you..."
Lu Chengwen covered Zhao Ritian's mouth with a hand, extremely sad: "Don't say it! Woo, don't say it! Good brother, I know it in my heart!"
Zhao Ritian was almost suffocated to death, his eyeballs bulged out, and he struggled to grab Lu Chengwen's hand.
Lu Chengwen held his hands tightly: "Good brother, for a lifetime!"
Guan Shunai said angrily: "You want to suffocate him to death!? Let go!"
"Oh."
Lu Chengwen let go, Zhao Ritian pointed at Lu Chengwen: "You...you...Nima..."
Lu Chengwen covered his mouth, still sad: "Don't talk, have a good rest, it will be fine, woo woo...I know you treat me as your own brother, and I treat you as my own child..."
Zhao Ritian's blood was flowing backwards again, and no one could help him, so he could only lie by the river and slowly recuperate.
In the grove.
Lu Chengwen was nervous, with his hands in front of him, not daring to stand up straight, and looked at Guan Shunai cautiously:
"Second Master, I really... I really didn't mean it, I swear to God."
Guan Shunai suddenly smiled and walked up to Lu Chengwen: "Lu Lang, how could I be angry with you? I'm just... a little sad..."
Lu Chengwen felt dizzy and a familiar feeling came over him again.
Guan Shunai approached Lu Chengwen, and a fragrance wafted over him, making Lu Chengwen intoxicated.
Guan Shunai's voice began to become extremely seductive, and her eyes were fiery with infinite charm and enchantment.
"Lu Lang, long time no see, have you missed me?"
Lu Chengwen had only one thought in his mind:
Damn! I'm going to die!