Chapter 1046 Fifty Percent Reliable

Long Aotian didn't expect that the medicine man would test the medicine on him.

Yao Weng has been losing his ammunition a lot recently, often in packages or large bundles.

The newly prepared Da Huitian Pills, Xiao Huitian Pills, Baotai Pills, and the Yunv Dan made from a large number of scraps... disappeared out of thin air like magic.

Once, 999 pills of Desire Pills disappeared!

I am a medicine man! One of the five old men!

This thief can steal something from me. How powerful is he?

There are also other things like Chuanxi Pills, Bone Restoring Pills, etc. They are all thrown away.

As the medicine man gets older, refining alchemy is just for fun and something to do.

But what if you make one batch and lose another batch?

I promised to make the Daihuitian Pills for my disciple, but I made several pills and lost a few pills. It was like a ghost!

This time, I brought five big Huitian pills, ten small Huitian pills, one ghost gate pill, and two new pills.

The new elixir, which has not yet been named, can consolidate qi and cultivate spirits, strengthen muscles and bones, and repair male abilities.

And Long Aotian was obviously deprived of his male true energy during a certain promotion process and was inhumane.

There’s nothing better than eating my new products!

It's just... I don't know if this new product will have any side effects.

What did Long Aotian hear? ? Can restore my abilities! ? eat!

As long as you can’t die from eating it, eat it!

Even if there is thunder and lightning, you have to eat it!

Even if you hold a gun against me, I will eat it!

The medicine man looked at the brave Long Aotian and nodded with great appreciation: "He is indeed a good man."

Long Aotian has done nothing good whenever he heard this sentence in the past six months, and he didn't like hearing it the most.

"Stop talking about this, senior, give me the elixir quickly."

"okay."

As soon as the pill was given to Long Aotian, the medicine man suddenly said: "Hey, hey, hey."

"What's wrong?"

"I thought about it carefully and you'd better not eat it."

"Why?"

"It's a side effect! Why don't we test it on a white mouse first and see what the effect is."

"Wow, you are a medicine man, the best alchemy master in the world. Don't you know the elixir you concocted?"

"Refining alchemy is just my hobby. How did I know that just by practicing it, I can be better than others who have studied it for a lifetime? Besides, any new elixir is theoretically impeccable, but sometimes it will have some side effects after taking it...for example Suddenly my eyes have been dry for several days, my mouth has been irritated, my stomach has been hurting for several hours, and I need to take some more healing pills to relieve it, or I have had a little hair loss, toothache, dizziness, etc..."

Long Aotian said: "Senior, compared to the dilemma I am facing now, it doesn't matter whether my eyes are dry or not."

The medicine man nodded: "That's true. But first, let's make it clear that if something goes wrong, it's your own responsibility. I don't advise you to take it."

"It's hard not to worry when you talk like this! No, is this elixir reliable?"

"Don't worry about this, no one will die, it's 50% reliable!"

Long Aotian looked at Yao Weng and said in his heart, I know damn well, there is no difference between you and those old men.

Looking at the elixir in his hand, he thought of his future...

Lu Chengwen picks up girls every day and is cool every day, what about me? I have been working as a eunuch for the past six months, and I still have to be laughed at by Zhao Ritian.

Fight!

Restore your male power and pick up the girls! Let Lu Chengwen also taste the joy of a girl being snatched away by me!

And Zhao Ritian, who calls me "Impotent Dragon" and "Impotent Dragon" every day, I don't want to bear this humiliation anymore!

Thinking of this, Long Aotian swallowed the pill in one gulp.

I control my own life!

After taking the elixir, Long Aotian scraped his tongue back and forth in his mouth: "This elixir is a bit smelly... Most of the elixirs should have a medicinal smell after being tempered..."

The medicine man was still arguing: "The new product is a little different from traditional elixirs. How about it? Do you feel... a fire burning in your stomach?"

"Hmm... It seems so!"

"So do you feel like you feel what you feel now?"

Long Aotian looked at the medicine man: "Senior, the way you speak is just like talking."

"Oh, please give me some feedback! This way I will know whether this thing can be eaten by others."

"Am I the guinea pig?"

"You were so anxious that you insisted on taking it, I didn't force you! How is it? How do you feel?"

Long Aotian rubbed his belly: "I want to poop."

The medicine man shook his head: "Be more serious, I'm still waiting for your feedback."

"I really want to poop."

"Isn't it?"

"Yeah! I can't do it anymore, I...I have to find a place quickly..."

Long Aotian said, holding his stomach and ran away.

The medicine man looked at the other pill in his hand, shook his head, and threw it away.

…

The sun rises in the east and everything revives.

Zhao Ritian sat cross-legged under an ancient tree, heaven and man united.

The two old men kept their word. After playing cards with them, they really helped me advance.

The peak state of the four heavenly gates!

Hum hum, this time I want to beat the shit-spitting dragon into a shit-blasting dragon!

With no distractions, Zhao Ritian entered the realm and consolidated his new level!

After dispersing his energy, he exhaled a breath of turbid air and smiled.

Perfect!

Everything is so perfect!

Sure enough, I am the most talented, gifted and powerful person in the world!

Shit-breathing dragon, go to hell!

At this moment, a small lump of poop fell on Zhao Ritian's head.

Zhao Ritian stretched out his hand and touched it, then instinctively brought it to his nose and smelled it - I'll choke him!

It’s a defense! It’s a defense! ~

I raised my head to see what it was, and saw a white flower...

And at that moment, with a pop, the guy above him plummeted!

Zhao Ritian felt that his soul and body were dirty.

Zhao Ritian screamed and shook his head crazily.

On the head, hands, clothes, nostrils...

Zhao Ritian vomited and yelled at the top: "Which bastard!?"

Long Aotian held two bundles of leaves and looked down: "Zhao Ritian?"

Zhao Ritian was immediately furious: "Long Aotian! How dare you use a hidden weapon like a lunch box to plot against me! You already have a way to kill me!"

Long Aotian panicked: "Brother, it's an accident, it's really an accident!"

Zhao Ritian jumped up, grabbed Long Aotian and started beating him!

"Why the hell are you shitting on a tree? You disgusting thing, I will beat you to death today!"

Long Aotian was so exhausted that night that he was out of state. His breath was not strong at this time. He was picked up by Zhao Ritian and beaten!

"I'm not thinking that I don't have to smell it. Many people in the world are like this!"

"You fart! I was practicing under a tree, and you pooped on my head. This is a shame and a great humiliation. If I don't kill you, it's not allowed by God!"

…

the other side.

Guan Shunai woke up.

Seeing Lu Chengwen sleeping soundly with his arms spread out, she was filled with hatred!

A pair of beautiful eyes that were always soft, bright, and always sparkling with interest, this time, they were wide open.

Anger, humiliation, unwillingness, grief...

Big tears kept falling from his big eyes, Guan Shunai knew that he was finished.

She gritted her teeth: "Lu Chengwen, you... I have been practicing Kung Fu for fifteen years, but you have broken my body. It is a shame and a great humiliation! You insult my innocence. If I still keep you alive, how can I behave like a human being?" ?”

She drew out her dagger, approached Lu Chengwen, and pounced on him, pointing the blade at Lu Chengwen's throat.