Chapter 219: Slugs Laugh at Slugs, and I Get Beaten?
Xu Chen felt warm in his heart.
Who can refuse the majestic and domineering, 174, legs from the neck down, Yu Jie’s preference and pampering? Xu Chen would say that Brigitte Lin’s [Eastern Invincible] is not majestic and domineering enough.
In the ranking list of true royal sisters in the entertainment industry, Feifei deserves to be number one.
In front of the princess, Xu Chen couldn't let go of his little puppy persona, so he let the princess lead her away with an innocent smile on his lips. As a result, he tilted his head...
Comrade Xiao Gao stared at him with his bright eyes, looking very strange.
Comrade Xiao Xu is always a cool guy in front of Comrade Xiao Gao. How come he looks like this in front of Ms. Wang!
The little girl couldn't hide her thoughts, her eyes were suspicious, and she carefully studied Xu Chen's condition.
Xu Chen seamlessly switched to the "Aloof Male God" persona in an instant.
He coughed twice and stared coldly at the little licking dog~
The little girl retracted her gaze, quietly spitting out her sweet tongue, revealing two shallow dimples at the corners of her mouth...
She uncovered Comrade Xu’s big secret!
In the relationship between Gao Yuanyuan and Xu Chen, Xu Chen always PUAed her.
She has a stubborn personality and a spirit of resistance. If she dares to let her mother treat her as her daughter, she dares to let Comrade Xiao Xu lick her.
"What are you two doing?" The princess held hands with her boyfriend and her boyfriend's girlfriend.
He glanced at Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan, snorted slightly, a little willful and cute, and said coldly: "Xu Chen, look at me!"
Sweat~
Xu Chen stared at Fei Bao affectionately again.
The princess was very pleased with the little puppy's [sensibleness]. She gently rubbed the soft flesh of Xu Chen's palm with her fingertips, and smiled with her red lips pouting: "So good~"
"Hum╭(╯^╰)╮" Comrade Xiao Gao hummed heavily through his nose.
As a result, the cinema was filled with smoke. I suddenly choked, my cheeks turned red, and I coughed twice in discomfort.
Throwing away the princess's hand, the little girl jumped up to Xu Chen, with her back pouted and her hands behind her back, imitating an elegant woman's speech: "Xiao Xu, I know all your secrets!"
Xiao Gao! You deserve a beating!
"You are the smartest, filming..."
Xu Chen's [cold male god] was instantly shattered in the little girl's eyes [I had already understood your conspiracy]. It's over. My little licking dog has [PUA resistance].
"I'm filming seriously." The little girl's fair nose nuzzled.
Mrs. Wang can do it, and so can she. She takes the initiative to hold Xu Chen's hand, interlocking with his fingers, and leads Xu Chen forward domineeringly.
Xu Chen's expression was subtle. The little girl was holding him, and he was holding his concubine. This ecological chain was so weird!
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The movie "Titanic" is very popular.
As the most classic work of the world's film master Cameron, as soon as the picture appeared, it instantly captured the attention of Feifei and Yuanyuan. The two women, one large and one small, stared at the big movie screen.
After a while, the two women were in the same posture, with their legs curled up in the seats, one on the left and the other on Xu Chen's shoulders, the most classic posture of a boyfriend and girlfriend watching a movie.
Xu Chen has no interest in movies. He has watched this movie dozens of times. At most, he paid attention to the most beautiful man in the world, DiCaprio. Xu Chen has to say that his appearance is not inferior to mine!
The two women were busy watching a movie, and Xu Chen was busy serving them, feeding Concubine some popcorn, and Yuanyuan a mouthful of Arctic Ocean.
Fortunately, the movie soon reached the tragic scene, and Xu Chen was freed. His arms were tightly wrapped around Feifei and Yuanyuan.
Xu Chen was happy and distressed at the same time. After all, his arms felt soft and elastic, and he couldn't suppress the rising corners of his mouth in distress~
[Titanic] A classic love movie, the story of the love between a rich girl and a poor boy named Jack.
The reason why it is called the foreign version [Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian] is because Rou Si has a fiancé, Jack, the kid [the mistress], who stole Rou Si's heart.
The love experience of the two is exactly the same as that of Xu Chen and the princess.
Xu Chen tilted his head and was addicted to the concubine in the movie.
The heroic eyebrows were slightly furrowed. The mighty and domineering Queen looked like a crab that had shed its hard shell. She looked weak and lacked love. Was her heart as confused and empty as the flesh~
Li Ao commented on the Princess [Foolish Woman], saying that the reason why she is cold and cold is because she has no ideas. In fact, the best way to avoid harm is to reject the trouble from the source.
If you were not too sensitive, uneasy, and too smart, you would never have thought of this method!
Xu Chen gradually peeled off the onion of the "Princess's Heart". All he could give her was probably unreserved trust and cherishment.
"Look~" The princess often stays in Hong Kong.
When you are in a happy mood, your tone of voice will have a Hong Kong accent.
Feeding Xu Chen popcorn, he curled his legs in front of his chest and rested his head on Xu Chen's shoulder. He muttered in dissatisfaction: "This shredded pork is too stupid. If you like it, just be brave and go for it. The worst is to eat chaffy vegetables and starve to death." "
"You have such low requirements, just don't starve to death?" Xu Chen wanted to laugh. Both he and the princess had a very low desire for money.
It gives a very different impression.
"Is it very low?" Queen Qing Leng looked at the little puppy with squinted eyes.
Under the dim light, Xu Chen's side profile was charming. He controlled his desire to ruffle the puppy's hair and narrowed his eyes as he said, "It seems to be very low. I can eat glutinous rice, but you can't!"
Xu Chen thought of Sanmao's classic saying and thought about it seriously: "If it's the concubine, I can actually eat very little."
The princess couldn't control herself now, she put her cheek close to Xu Chen's neck and rubbed it intimately, humming and saying: "So good~"
"Humph╭(╯^╰)╮" Gao Yuanyuan almost collapsed, how disgusting!
It's obviously a plot between three people, but my role is so small!
He glanced at Xu Chen fiercely.
Bei Bingyang was fed to Xu Chen's mouth, and there were two shallow rows of teeth marks on the straw. Xu Chen slurred twice, and the little girl pretended not to notice.
Xu Chen drank the entire bottle and was about to speak.
Lifting her head and belching muffledly, Gao Yuanyuan smiled in triumph and muttered: "I told you not to miss me, I told you to only think about Ms. Wang. Oh, if only hiccups and missing me were the same physiological reactions."
"Be good~" Xu Chen kneaded Comrade Xiao Gao's soft palms.
The little girl pouted, a little unhappy, but her body was very honest, clinging to Xu Chen, just like a cold little white cat.
"So good~" Xu Chen lowered his head.
The tip of my nose was caressing the tip of the little girl's nose, and she felt a very strange feeling instantly...
What the hell! This balance is so weird!
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Cameron's movie, like DiCaprio's Oscar road, is bumpy and long.
finally!
When a large ship hits an iceberg, the classic saying goes: "The old and the children go first."
This plot is nonsense. The reality is that the rich people left first, and even the rich people locked the iron door of the cabin passage, in order to prevent the poor people from rushing out to snatch the lifeboat.
In fact, the poor people in the movie are all relatively poor. How can the real poor have the opportunity to board a big cruise ship and travel to the North Pole?
It is worth mentioning that there were eight Chinese people on the cruise ship. One of the Chinese people climbed on the wooden board and was rescued. The scene in the movie where the meat was rescued was based on him.
As a result, they were boycotted by Westerners who refused to allow them to enter the port and slandered and slandered them in newspapers. As a result, domestic newspapers indiscriminately echoed Western reports.
The Chinese people who won the prize were forced to hide their names and hide in Tibet.
Xu Chen watched the movie and was filled with resentment. Sooner or later, he will lead the Chinese music scene to conquer Europe and the United States, sing Chinese songs, and declare to the world: "Hua Liu is the most embarrassing!" 】
Next to him, two shallow crying voices were heard.
The two slugs, the princess and Gao Yuanyuan, were crying profusely.
Comrade Xiao Gao raised his head and stared at Xu Chen without crying. Comrade Xiao Gao had always been "submissive".
Lifting Xu Chen's arm, he bit down hard and hard, leaving two rows of clear teeth marks on Xu Chen's arm. He cried and said, "Xu Chen, hiccup~ will you save me?"
Before Xu Chen could answer, Gao Yuanyuan pouted her back and covered Xu Chen's lips with her soft palms.
With bright eyes, the little girl said very seriously: "I don't want you to save me, Comrade Xiao Xu, you have to live well and help me take care of my father and mother."
Xu Chen wanted to laugh but had to suppress it. If he dared to laugh at this time, the little girl would bite him to death. He nodded solemnly.
It can only be said that Comrade Xiao Gao has made progress, but not too much. Poetry is always on the girl's mind. Sometimes the oath of eternal love is more important than anything else.
Xu Chen nodded, and the little girl had tears in her eyes. She sat down for two seconds, pouted, and muttered pitifully and aggrievedly: "Comrade Xiao Xu, if I die, you and Ms. Wang should live a good life and don't miss me."
Before Xu Chen could say anything, the little girl cried harder and fell softly, her soul gone: "It's over, you want to have a good life with Ms. Wang..."
"puff!"
Xu Chen couldn't hold it back, Gao Yuanyuan cried too much, and accidentally, a slug appeared on the tip of her nose. She was instantly shocked, her face flushed, and her bright eyes widened.
So embarrassing!
And in front of Ms. Wang! The little girl's brain was shut down, and she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in, and her toes were pulled out of the three rooms and one living room.
"It's okay, it's okay~" Xu Chen suppressed a smile and helped the little girl wipe away the slugs.
He touched the little girl's head and said comfortingly: "What a big deal. Sister Fei and I are not strangers. How could we laugh at you? Right, Sister Fei, you wouldn't laugh at her, right?"
Comrade Xiao Gao wants to beat Comrade Xiao Xu for the first time. If you don't do it, you will die!
I can't have this boyfriend anymore, but at this time, Comrade Xiao Gao is most concerned about whether his image in front of his love rival is... shattered!
Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan had a tacit understanding and stared at the princess.
The princess's unscrupulousness is in line with Xu Chen's.
He didn't give up any opportunity to bully the little girl. Even though he was crying, he still maintained his coolness and arrogance. He said in a mean tone: "How old are you? You still have a runny nose. It's not easy to control the runny nose..."
"Pfft~" Xu Chen chuckled.
What a tragedy. This woman's IQ has been reduced. She is so childish!
The princess insisted on laughing at Gao Yuanyuan and imitating her childishly, but now it was better, the slugs popped out from the tip of her nose.
Queen Qing Leng's body stiffened, and she was stunned for a moment. Then her cheeks were like a piece of white paper filtered twice from a crimson dye vat, and the tips of her fair ears were all crimson.
"Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮, how old are you and you still have a runny nose~"
Gao Yuanyuan cried and laughed, humming and imitating the accent of the princess, and chatting over tea: "It's not easy to control the runny nose~Ms. Wang, are you okay~"
Xu Chen could only hold a tissue and help his eldest girlfriend wipe it clean. He felt very heavy. The two fools sighed: "It's better now, fair, hey, concubine..."
"You are not allowed to speak!" The princess and Gao Yuanyuan stopped Xu Chen at the same time.
It's all your fault!
If you hadn't taken us to watch the movie, we wouldn't have cried. If we didn't cry, we wouldn't have... How could a beautiful woman have a runny nose!
This kind of logic that slides from the plane of the brain is something that both the princess and Gao Yuanyuan have learned by themselves.
Their eyes met, and for the first time there was a tacit understanding of sympathy for each other. They punched Xu Chen like raindrops, threatening and coquettishly, warning him not to tell anything.
Xu Chen solemnly swore twice. In order to ensure the importance of the oath, he bet on Zhang Yadong's marriage and Zhang Guorong's happiness.
The two women who refused to give in finally let him go. Xu Chen complained in his heart: "Women of 29 and 18 are the same!"
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Xu Chen brought the princess and Gao Yuanyuan with him.
The reporters in the cinema were already stunned and stiff as if struck by lightning.
From the cinema, the princess led Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan majestically.
To the screening room now, reporters followed them like a shadow.
Of course, taking photos and recording videos is prohibited in the screening room, especially for popular movies like "Titanic", which are strictly guarded.
So, the reporters could only witness it with their own eyes.
Xu Chen brought two women, flirting and teasing, and the intimate threesome, the reporters in the state of being struck by lightning were all oozing "Fuck", and the thunder was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
Polygamy is illegal in our country, and traditional moral concepts make it difficult to accept three or more people establishing an intimate relationship.
The newspaper criticized Xu Chen for having two girlfriends at the same time. In addition to criticizing Xu Chen for his moral corruption, the most distressed thing was the princess and Gao Yuanyuan, who were deceived by Xu Chen.
Normal logic, a man who has two girlfriends will hide them to avoid the two women from meeting each other. Generally, if they meet, it will be like Mars hitting the Earth.
The result...
You are Xu Chen! Lawless, unscrupulous, and an outlaw, I am talking about you!
The most weird thing is that the princess and Gao Yuanyuan both acquiesced to each other's existence!
The reporters were all stunned. They never expected that the truth of [Little Three] was so outrageous!
The movie was not over yet.
Xu Chen was afraid of causing a riot, so he withdrew with the princess and Gao Yuanyuan in the middle. In the evening, he arranged a candlelight dinner for the three of them in a restaurant.
The scale was just like that. Xu Chen did not dare to go too far. Intimate behavior could not be a threesome!
"Xu Chen, are you really two-timing? What's your relationship with the princess and Gao Yuanyuan!"
"Princess, what do you think about Xu Chen dating Gao Yuanyuan besides you? Can you accept a relationship between three people?"
"Gao Yuanyuan, what do you think of mistresses? Do you think you and Xu Chen are mistresses?"
As soon as they arrived at the entrance of the cinema, a few reporters rushed in front of them.
The sky was full of scattered lights.
At this time, Xu Chen certainly couldn't hold hands with Gao Yuanyuan and the princess. Facing the interview with the reporter, he frowned and said: "Sister Fei and Yuanyuan are both the heroines of the new album MV. This time we came out to watch a movie to reminisce with friends. My relationship problem..."
Xu Chen was shameless: "I'm focusing on my career at the moment!"
The reporter really wanted to slap Xu Chen twice. You are focusing on your career, but you have two girlfriends. You are shameless!
There were few reporters at the entrance of the cinema, and time was limited. Xu Chen kept his mouth shut and immediately pointed the finger at the princess.
"Well, I acted in Xu Chen's album MV." The princess said calmly with a cold look.
"Then... what do you think of Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan's relationship?" The reporter was frightened. The princess had a blank expression and looked a little fierce.
"... I'll just look at it this way." The princess turned around and looked at Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan.
Putting her hands in her pockets: "I see the same as you do."
The reporter felt like a lump in his throat. The princess and Xu Chen were both useless, leaving the youngest, ignorant and immature Gao Yuanyuan, who must be easy to bully.
The reporter turned the gun and pointed it at Gao Yuanyuan.
Just as he was about to ask, Gao Yuanyuan blinked her bright eyes and said innocently: "I'm just 18 years old. My mother doesn't allow me to have a relationship, and Xu Chen can't either."
You're fooling me. Just now in the cinema, when you and Xu Chen were being affectionate, why didn't you say that your mother didn't agree!
The reporter felt very aggrieved at once. He was just fooling them, but the most important evidence was not taken.
Xu Chen did not stay for too long. He took Wang Fei and Gao Yuanyuan to shoot the album MV tomorrow.
Several reporters looked at each other, and one of them punched the tree fiercely, angry, annoyed and depressed: "Xu Chen must be in love with Wang Fei and Gao Yuanyuan. This is a big news, but there is no evidence. What a pity."
"Although there is no substantial evidence, the photo of Wang Fei holding Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan is enough." The reporter looked at Xu Chen's back, envious and jealous. He is a role model for our generation!
Several reporters rushed away. The [evidence] they took alone was enough for Xu Chen to drink a cup!