Chapter 336 Solving Problems Director Luo

Early in the morning, Luo Feng was sitting in the office of the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., holding the New York Times and reading the news.

In this era, if you want to read news, just scroll through your phone. However, Luo Feng’s background setting is that of an old goblin who has lived for hundreds of years. In order to fit into the character, he must abide by some specific behavioral rules. For example, he is used to reading newspapers instead of Brush your phone.

"Last night, there was a tragic car accident on the Manhattan Bridge. A pair of desperate couples who overdosed on drugs drove off the bridge on a motorcycle and both died. The police are still piecing together their remains..."

"The Patriotic Veterans Committee protested in front of the White House, asking the government to treat veterans well and respect the martyrs. The protestors held up slogans 'Heroes bleed and shed tears, how can icebergs bury loyal bones' and shouted: Demanding the authorities to search for the remains of World War II hero Steve Rogers Burial of remains..."

"Tony Stark got into a fight with someone in a nightclub. According to witnesses, Stark flirted with a seemingly young girl and was kicked in the vital part, triggering a group fight.

Ms. Pepper Potts, assistant to the president of Stark Group, was also involved. It was said that she was seriously injured. For this reason, she had a fierce quarrel with Tony Stark. There were rumors that she would fire her boss and leave Stark. The group...Osborne Industries and Hammer Industries have both extended invitations to Ms. Pepper-Pozzi..."

"Tsk tsk..." Luo Feng smacked his lips and muttered: "Mr. Big Shit is really incompetent. He flirted with girls to the point of being kicked in the balls and even got Little Pepper beaten. I don't know which heroine took action."

While I was reading the newspaper, the door to the office was pushed open, and the little crazy cat Wanda walked in dejectedly. She was almost bent over with her face on the ground, shuffling her steps step by step, looking like a zombie.

"boring--"

She moaned like a zombie.

Luo Feng threw down the newspaper, frowned and asked: "You are rich and free now, how can you be bored? If you are bored, just play with yourself. If I were you, my legs would be able to play for two years."

"Well--"

She grunted like a zombie dying, and crouched in front of Luo Feng's desk, sticking her butt out.

"What happened?"

As a director, it was his duty to care for his female subordinates, so Luo Feng could only ask patiently.

"I-am-so-horny!"

The little crazy cat Wanda said this sentence in English in a painful tone.

"Walter?"

Director Luo looked confused. He scratched his head and said, "So you came to me?"

Luo Feng thought for a while and felt that it was still necessary to cheer up the female subordinate and cheer her up. He muttered: "I am a director, a serious and serious person, but if you need help... …”

He swept the bits and pieces on the desk to the floor, pointed at the desk and said: "Then lie down, I will work hard to help you solve it."

The little crazy cat Wanda showed a bright smile and crossed her hands to take off her navel-exposed T-shirt. However, she flipped over the shirt without taking it off, and raised her middle finger to Luo Feng with both hands.

Being teased like this by her, Luo Feng was so angry that his liver hurt!

"I don't have time to joke with you, get out of my office!"

Luo Feng, furious, pointed at the door and yelled.

The little crazy cat really rolled up on the ground, but he didn't roll out the door. He rolled back and then rolled back again, making another zombie-like moan.

"Uh-nothing-"

Luo Feng calmed down, but when he saw that she still refused to leave, he asked patiently: "What do you want to tell me about? I am a director, and I have a lot of things to do every day. I have so many things to do every day, and I don't have time to spend with you."

"Remember that male friend you mentioned to me?"

The little crazy cat Wanda jumped up and lay on the desk, resting her chin on her hand, raised her head and said.

"Oh, that blessed gentleman." Luo Feng nodded and said, "What happened to him? He shot out spider silk and sealed you? Want to borrow scissors from me?"

The little crazy cat glared at him, but endured it because he couldn't beat him.

"I went to play with him yesterday, and the atmosphere was very good, but he rejected me. I really don't understand why!" She said distressedly: "As a man, can you explain it to me using your men's thinking? one time?"

Luo Feng asked doubtfully: "Weren't you a man before? The medicine I gave you has no amnesia effect. Don't you think about it yourself?"

"What I want to ask is the psychology of a virgin like my male friend."

The little crazy cat spread his hands and said: "You have read my information, your childhood memories are already very blurry."

Luo Feng nodded understandingly, which was true, that male friend was still a virgin, and Mr. Wade Wilson had probably long forgotten how virgins think.

The little crazy cat said with a bitter face: "I think men value a girl's first time, so I want to leave that to him, so I feel very uncomfortable now, and he refuses to help. It's really frustrating." Trouble!"

"If you ask me, you don't even dare to go to the man you love, and you still say you love him?"

Luo Feng encouraged: "To deal with someone like your male friend, just sneak into his bed quietly and do something to him directly. After that, he will be yours."

Even though he was a little crazy cat, Bichi felt that it was not appropriate to do this. He frowned and said, "Is it really okay? He won't cry, right? He won't have any psychological shadow, right? He won't call the police to arrest me, right? ?”

"We are S.H.I.E.L.D., and we have judicial immunity. You can go ahead and do it, and I will take care of the police."

Luo Feng patted his chest and said, "As for that friend's mental breakdown, it's easy to deal with it if it leaves a psychological shadow. We have masters of mind control among the Avengers. We can just wash away the memory of him being forced on him. Let's just treat it like this." It’s never happened, try another position next time.”

The little crazy cat bit his fingers and thought about it. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that what the director said made sense.

"Hmm... As expected of the director."

She nodded with a smile on her face and said: "Sure enough, you have many ways, I'm going to try it now!"

Seeing her happy look, Luo Feng nodded happily and watched her skip out of the director's office.

As a leader, Luo Feng was filled with pride when he could untie the knot in his female subordinate's heart, help her relieve her depression, and put a smile on her face again. This is the true leadership quality.

Nick Fury, that gloomy man, brought chaos to the Avengers in the original plot, and had to sacrifice Coulson to unite the team members. This level is really different from his own.

After doing a good deed, Luo Feng was in a good mood. He picked up the newspaper and continued reading. However, he heard a buzzing sound coming from the window of the director's office. When he put down the newspaper, he saw that it was Aurora, the goddess of the aurora, who was tearing down the window. She controlled the alloy. The window frame flew away and flew into the director's room through the open window.

Aurora still had a straight face, but there was a faint feeling of disappointment in her eyebrows, as if she had something on her mind.

Luo Feng sat upright, randomly found a piece of white paper to write and draw, pretending to be serious and busy.

"Director Luo, I want to talk to you."

Aurora's cold voice sounded in her ears.