Chapter 327 Reprimanding Fury

Crossbones took advantage of the girl Deadpool being restrained by the arrows, and sneaked in from behind. After approaching, like a tiger pouncing on prey, two electric shock staffs stabbed the hot girl's slender waist.

When the power was fully turned on, blue fire shot out, and the girl, Deadpool, was caught off guard by the electricity and her ponytail stood up.

"Ah uh uh uh uh..."

The girl Deadpool let out a trembling moan. Under the high-voltage electric shock, she seemed not to be affected much. She cried out in a trembling voice: "It's so exciting, it feels so good. Come more, I want more..."

She turned around suddenly, grabbed Crossbones, turned his body in the direction of the arrow, and used him as a shield.

Crossbones' electric shock wand was still releasing electricity, and the human body is also conductive. The captured Crossbones immediately entered a state of continuous electrotherapy. He was not as durable as the girl Deadpool, and was electrocuted again to the point of death.

While he was receiving electrotherapy, his butt became a target for arrows, and all the arrows shot by Hawkeye were stuck in it without even landing.

The Falcon was hovering in the air, holding two submachine guns in his hands, but Natasha and Crossbones were entangled with the girl Deadpool and could not shoot rashly.

He suddenly folded his wings and dived, wanting to rush forward to save the two of them, but he never thought that the girl Deadpool's reflexes were extremely sharp. She dropped her crossbones and jumped, dodging his dive attack and jumping on his back. , one hand pinched the back of his neck, and the other hand waved the baseball bat and screamed excitedly: "Oh la la la la..."

She used the Falcon as a flying mount, riding him in circles in the air, and hitting the Falcon's butt with a baseball bat from time to time, just like a happy little cowboy.

"To deal with the archers, we have to charge the cavalry!"

I don't know how to control the struggling horse under her crotch. The girl Deadpool said in a serious tone like a general, and made a diving charge on the Falcon. She used the baseball bat as a knight's spear, rushed down and knocked it over with a stick. Hawkeye had no time to dodge.

She pulled the reins again, then turned around and flew towards Natasha and Crossbones who had just climbed up, knocking them to the ground again with one stick and one stick.

The Falcon was knocked unconscious by her, and the high-tech wings were malfunctioning for some reason. The Eagle mount fell to the ground and landed using prostate brakes.

When the falcon stopped, the girl Deadpool jumped off the falcon's back, took some time to straighten her long hair that was standing on end due to the electricity, and made a V sign to Luo Feng.

"Boss, it's done."

It takes about three minutes.

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Nick Fury stroked his bald head and shook his head repeatedly. This is so ugly and shameful. How could he have such a group of agents under him!

This was an elite member selected from among one hundred thousand S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, and being beaten for this kind of virtue completely disgraced him.

It was not that easy for the original Deadpool to take down the four S.H.I.E.L.D. agents so easily. He was probably restrained by two or three of them, but the current girl version of Deadpool has the human powers given by the LM Super Serum Warrior type. Peak attributes.

What is the concept of peak human being?

Norma Yujiro, who is said to be the strongest on land, cannot be called the pinnacle of human beings. He just has various attributes that far exceed those of ordinary people, and he is relatively balanced and has no shortcomings. He is close to the pinnacle of human beings.

Steve Rogers' Super Soldier Serum is what truly gives Captain America peak human physical fitness.

However, the fighting skills of Captain America and Deadpool are far different.

When Deadpool was wandering in the parallel universe, he fought with Captain America in the parallel world. He beat Captain America to the point where he was full of teeth. He also cut off one of Captain America's hands and feet and fed them to Deadpool in the zombie universe. head.

On the basis of her rich fighting skills, the girl Deadpool has also gained peak human physical fitness. She is even more powerful and her combat power is greatly enhanced. It is really easy to clean up the three original plots of the Avengers and add a third-rate villain at the end. Like playing with children.

"Very good, I'll give you a chicken drumstick for dinner." Luo Feng nodded in approval with satisfaction.

The chicken drumsticks Luo Feng mentioned were not real drumsticks, but a bonus of one hundred thousand dollars. The girl Deadpool was now his employee, and the relationship between the two was a very pure one of paying money and selling one's body.

The girl Deadpool put the baseball bat on the back of her neck and walked back swaggeringly.

"Nick, I have to say that as my American counterpart, your secret front work is not carried out very well."

Luo Feng pointed at Nick Fury's nose and lectured: "I have only been in New York, the United States, for two days. I randomly found three local girls and turned your most elite agents into this kind of behavior. All your agent training funds will be used." Are you eating and drinking with public funds? What’s going on, is it corrupt?”

Nick Fury is a black man, so it's hard to tell whether he is blushing or not, but judging from the way he could only bow his head and remain silent after being scolded by Luo Feng, he must be blushing.

He wanted to retort that none of these agents had spent a penny of SHIELD's training funds, they were all trained as technical professionals.

Natasha is a former Soviet spy, Hawkeye is a circus archery performer, Falcon is a former criminal, and Crossbones was drawn from the military's special forces.

But thinking about it on the other hand, doesn't this prove that Nick Fury took kickbacks for training funds and spent a large amount of training funds. The most elite agents are still recruited from outside, and the agents trained by SHIELD themselves are not as good as them... …

Luo Feng continued: "Do you know why I, a Chinese, can serve as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.? Do you really believe the nonsense of those bureaucrats at the World Security Council?"

Nick Fury was stunned, then raised his head and looked at Luo Feng doubtfully. He had also been wondering about this problem and couldn't figure it out.

Handing over S.H.I.E.L.D. to a Chinese is like letting a Chinese serve as the Secretary of Defense of the United States. Doesn't this mean opening the door to China, allowing it to take whatever it wants?

"Then please explain to me, why is this?"

Nick Fury asked seriously.

Luo Feng rubbed his thumb and index finger together and made a gesture of counting money: "Of course it's for money. If it weren't for money, how could your senior management hand over such an important S.H.I.E.L.D. to the Chinese?"

Nick Fury frowned and said to himself that there are indeed corruption scandals in the American political circles, but it is not such an exaggeration. Buying and selling officials to the extent that even the position of director of S.H.I.E.L.D. can be sold to the Chinese, this is traitorous!

He thought he would hear some corruption secrets, but Luo Feng said sternly: "Since the cornrow-wearing president came to power, the United States has begun to suffer from internal divisions and economic recession. The United States' defense funding has begun to shrink, and the Aegis The Bureau is another super gold-eating beast."

Nick Fury knew that what he was talking about was exactly the current world situation. Although he didn't want to listen, he had to admit that the United States now is no better than it was then, and there are many economic problems.

"Under this general premise, the allocation amount of the World Security Council member states has changed accordingly. Today, the largest donor of the World Security Council is China."

"The 'cross-regional defense cooperation project' between China and the United States was reached under this background and after secret consultations between the leaders of the two countries."

Luo Feng spoke eloquently: "Our country has shared some information about potential alien threats with the United States. The threat is imminent, but the United States has no money on hand to deal with it, so it roped in our country and asked our country to increase its share of dues to the World Security Council. Our country is not stupid, so how can we waste our money on you?"

"My appointment as director of SHIELD is an additional condition in this project agreement to supervise your reasonable use of defense funds."

Luo Feng pointed at himself and said: "One of my purposes as director is to allow SHIELD to increase revenue and reduce expenditure, use funds where possible, and spend every penny wisely. This position was bought for me by our country with trillions of dollars in banknotes." Come on, you and your worthless agents had better give me some respect. At least for the sake of your high salary and pension, without me, you won't be able to pay your salary tomorrow!"

Nick Fury was speechless by what he said.

But he finally understood why SHIELD would parachute a Chinese leader. As Luo Feng said, it was all for damn money.

The Chinese people are now rich, their arms are really thick, and their waists are strong. They can interfere in the internal affairs of the United States, and the senior officials have to beg them to interfere.

The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable World War II veteran Nick Fury felt.