Lord God Investigator

Chapter 1312 Poison Ivy

After signing an employment contract with Harley Quinn, Damian walked out of the cell with satisfaction, gave Dean Quincy a few instructions, and promised to set up an "independent election support organization" for Dean Quincy. This independent election support organization will A large amount of unregulated election "soft money" will be provided to buy out Gotham TV's prime time slot for a year to run campaign ads for Dean Quincy.

The black box deal was concluded so easily, and Harley Quinn's treatment suddenly improved several levels. As soon as Damian left, someone brought a lot of snacks, top-quality food, and 100-inch food to her cell. Big-screen TVs, game consoles, loving panda toys and kitten and puppy pets.

The furniture has all been replaced, and the cell is more ornately decorated than the presidential suite. The young lady no longer has to wear cool clothes to hand out benefits, because the wardrobe that was delivered is already full of designer clothes.

This kind of power-money transaction that looks like blatant bribery is actually legal in the country of hope. As long as it is done properly, it can definitely withstand anti-corruption investigations. Even if someone is caught on suspicion of breaking the law, like an old woman, At the interrogation meeting, if you install an Alzheimer's repeater and say "I haven't heard of it", "I don't remember" and "I don't know", you can easily get away with it.

Many presidential candidates have to host fund-raising receptions for their donors during the election. The donors donate money because they agree with the candidates' political ideas, but they are definitely not trying to bribe politicians to make profits for them. Generally speaking, If voters feel it is unfair, they can sell their blood to collect money and donate to the candidates they support.

Isn’t it unfair that everyone will compete for financial resources and those with more money will be elected? How are the pariahs who make random noises without paying any money any different from the cloud viewers of a certain movie website who rate movies without buying movie tickets?

This is the capitalist Min Lord with the characteristics of a country of hope. If you don’t like it, there is no cover on the Pacific Ocean and there is no wall on the Canadian border. You can leave at any time if you want!

Among the superheroes and super villains in the DC universe, only Mr. Lex Luthor has seen through this. He spent money and was elected president in a parallel universe, and used his status as president to make Superman want to die.

It is worth mentioning that Superman is not qualified to run for president. He cannot produce a birth certificate from the country of hope, which violates the basic provisions of the election law. He can only be excluded from the core of power forever, no matter how many saves he has done. Even good deeds on the earth will be treated as aliens and be wary of them.

There is no way to eliminate the ultimate doubt between Superman and humans. As long as Superman marries a citizen of the country of hope and gives birth to a child locally, when the mixed-race child grows up, he can elect the president with the support of his wealthy uncles in the Justice League. , can be elected reasonably and legally.

If this child is a female or a lesbian, and her identity is a second-generation alien immigrant, and her skin is a little darker, she is simply an invincible candidate, and there is no one who can beat her.

Therefore, there is nothing new under the sun. China’s peace and marriage policy thousands of years ago, when placed in the contemporary country of hope in the DC universe, is also a practical and effective way to solve the problem of alien refugees.

Following Dean Quincy to the next cell, Damian looked through the large glass. It looked like a greenhouse. It was filled with green plants, and the vines and leaves almost covered the glass window. .

"If you don't clean it for a few days, it will look like this." Dean Quincy spread his hands helplessly and said: "Please wait a moment, special cleaning devices are installed in the cell according to the characteristics of the prisoners."

As he spoke, he pressed the remote control, and the hidden sprinkler in the cell began to spray the potion. The powerful herbicide filled every corner of the cell, and the green plants in the room withered at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Ahhh...my poor children, you devils!"

Screams came from the cell. Among the dead branches and leaves, a red-haired beauty knelt on the ground, holding the remains of the withered plant in despair.

The prisoner in this cell is cooler than Harley Quinn - she's wearing nothing!

Before the weedkiller came down, she had actually been wearing a tight braid of leaves and vines, but now that garment was withered and yellowed, rotting away from her body.

"Alas..." The young man shook his head sympathetically: "Actually, there is no need to spray herbicide at all. I am also a child who loves nature. Green plants can provide me with special mysterious energy. I call this energy ' Innate aura'."

Dean Quincy rubbed his hands and said: "Mr. Ronaldinho, it's better to be cautious. The prisoner has the ability to control plants. The green plants in the room are her weapons. She can use these plants to entangle you and create venom and hallucinations." spore……"

"That's all, it's done. I don't want to pursue anything." The young man waved his hand and said: "Open the cell door. After the herbicide was sprayed, even the prisoner himself has almost withered away. There shouldn't be any danger."

Walking into the cell, I came to the red-haired girl who had just lost the shelter of the plants. I saw that in just a few minutes, her originally supple and supple skin wrinkled and cracked, and she quickly became like a mummy, looking like she had no air intake. Damian frowned and said, "Sprinkle some water on the flowers. How can she communicate with me like this?"

"Mr. Xiao Luo, don't be deceived by her disguise. Some drought-tolerant plants look like they are about to die, but they grow wildly as soon as they touch water." Dean Quincy urged: "She I have successfully escaped from prison many times by using this trick of pretending to die."

"It doesn't matter. I said I love nature and plants won't hurt me."

At Damian's strong request, the nozzle that had just sprayed the herbicide turned to spray water, washing away the liquid attached to the red-haired girl. Moisturized by the water of life, her face quickly became rosy. The shriveled body gradually became plump and supple.

I don’t know if it’s because the nutrition has not kept up, and the green leaves used to cover the body have not grown. The red-haired girl’s delicate bud-like body posed an alluring posture of “I am a delicate flower, come and pick me”, seemingly Lying on the ground in an extremely weak and lovable manner.

The red-haired girl deliberately changed her appearance slightly. She used to look like a mature woman before she was sprayed with herbicide, but now she has shrunk and returned to the immature appearance of a thirteen- or fourteen-year-old girl. She seemed to be targeting the young man who walked into the cell. offensive.

As a vegetable, Poison Ivy Pamela Lillian Isley can change her appearance at will. When she is not disguised, her skin should be green, but after modifying the camouflage, she looks like a pruned garden shrub. It can show any appearance.

Age has no meaning to her. Plants can live forever. As long as the conditions of water, sunlight, soil and temperature are met, she can even gain immortality.

"Thank you for speaking for me, handsome little boy who loves nature..."

The girl lying on the ground said softly: "Can you please do me a small favor and help me up? I have been poisoned by the herbicide and I can no longer use my strength..."

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