Chapter 1342 Experience It?
During the week that Damian was stationed in the Titans' lair, he actually kept a low profile and did not take the initiative to provoke any of the Teen Titans. When others did not want to see him, he also remained calm and did not take the initiative to provoke.
He usually eats and drinks when he should, and in his free time he stays in his room surfing the Internet, thinking about life, which makes Dick wonder if this kid has the attributes of an otaku.
From this point of view, he is already much better than the original Damian in the original plot who just joined the Teen Titans and went around looking for people to provoke fights. However, he was already domineering before joining the Teen Titans, and the teenager The Titans members were offended every time they failed to land, and they laid a very solid foundation for team dominance. Even if they kept a low profile for a week, no one bought it.
The routine of the Teen Titans is like this. When there are no missions, combat training is arranged in the morning, high school courses are supplemented through distance education in the afternoon, and the evening is free time for relaxation, but they are not allowed to leave the Titan base without permission.
In addition, Sunday is a day off, and everyone can enjoy the holiday freely throughout the day. They can even go to the shopping mall in the city to play, shop, watch movies, or attend church services.
Therefore, when you peek outside the fourth wall into the daily lives of young superheroes outside of fighting monsters, you often see them having nothing to do, having fun, having parties, and having sex with their partners, and rarely see them working hard. Training and studying day and night.
This kind of "happy education" training schedule in the Kingdom of Hope is simply raising waste and cheap labor in Damian's opinion, not to mention compared with the Chinese peers, but also with the children of the elite in the Kingdom of Hope. In comparison, it can be considered lazy to the extreme, almost as good as a public high school in a poor community.
Thinking about this problem while standing outside the fourth wall, Damian, who has just realized the truth, thinks that this is probably because the vast majority of teenagers who read comics are children from middle-class or poor families who account for 90% of the population of Hope Country. They hope that Seeing your own life in comics, you can easily step into the role. From the perspective of the audience, the world's top youth superhero team does not conduct elite training. Instead, it requires the team members to work as hard as pigs with this European and American low-level education model. .
Of course, standing inside the fourth wall, there must be other reasons to cover up the truth outside the fourth wall. For example, young superheroes are all geniuses, and overwork will kill the genius; the psychological state of superheroes is more complicated than their mental state. Strength is more important, proper relaxation is conducive to cultivating love, and love can create miracles and other ghost excuses.
Even in the original plot, Damian grew up under the elite education model. He was used to hearing the chicken dance, getting up early and practicing hard, practicing all day long, as if he was tireless. This is what a wealthy elite child should have. Life and learning attitude.
After joining the Teen Titans, he continued to maintain this pace of life. On the contrary, his teammates felt that he was unsociable, eccentric, and quite criticized. He had a faint air of a scumbag who enjoyed life and lived in the present, and regarded him as both smart and hard-working. , the sour smell of a top student whose family background is ten thousand times better than yours.
In this way, the conflict between Damian and the Teen Titans members in the original plot, in addition to his somewhat unlikable personality, also involves huge differences in class origins. It can be said that class conflicts are everywhere...
After reincarnation, Damian didn't know why. He was not afraid of wolf opponents in his life, but was afraid of pig teammates.
What he couldn't stand the most was that there were a bunch of pig-headed teammates around him who moaned and hugged each other all day long, just waiting for the moment of battle to blow up and twirl around with the magic of love. Coupled with the bad nature of being a teacher, he always felt that he couldn't take care of this group of people. Lai Lai Baba All young people who have been deceived by the media feel uncomfortable.
Therefore, his first initiative after usurping power was undoubtedly to train these European and American slackers. Even if their qualifications are not good enough and their training results are not good, they cannot be allowed to live comfortably!
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Damian's level of martial arts was unknown to others, but Dick Grayson, who had been beaten with a stick until his butt almost blossomed, knew it best.
Dick was considered an excellent martial artist, but he was beaten like a child by Damian. Even if he carefully reviewed and reflected on the attack afterwards, he could not find any flaws in the opponent's moves, which made him feel almost desperate.
Such a martial arts master who has surpassed Mrs. Shiva is willing to personally train the martial arts skills of the Teen Titans. Normally, this is a good thing that is hard to find even with a lantern. For some reason, he feels vaguely uncomfortable.
But the ominous premonition is just a premonition after all, and Dick really can't find a reasonable reason to object. Damian is willing to teach his martial arts skills to his teammates. It is an open and cooperative attitude, and he is the first to extend an olive branch in disguise. If everyone can really improve their strength under his training, the bad impression of him will definitely change, and the team atmosphere may also improve.
"All right……"
Thinking of this, Dick nodded and said: "But there is one condition. During the training process, you cannot hurt your teammates!"
Damian curled his lips and said: "You sweat more in peacetime and bleed less in war. Don't you understand such a simple truth? Since it is a supreme martial arts practice, the process must be very painful. You will suffer the most if you don't suffer. , how can you master the dragon-slaying skill?"
From what Damian said, the training process must have been very rigorous. Both Blue Beetle and Beast Boy showed timidity and frequently winked at Dick, hoping that he would refuse.
"No!" Dick did not disappoint them and said decisively: "The team members are still teenagers and are in the stage of growing up. If they are injured during practice, they are likely to be left with chronic illnesses and hidden injuries, which will affect their future healthy development. !”
"Yeah, that's great!"
This time, Beast Boy and Blue Beetle cheered heartily and high-fived each other in celebration.
Damian's face sank, he glanced at the duo, and sneered sinisterly: "If I can guarantee that no matter how injured they are during training, I can heal them immediately after the training, even Don’t leave any hidden dangers?”
After hearing Damian's words, Beast Boy and Blue Beetle's faces turned green and blue, and they were both shocked. They understood the meaning of the words, which was to beat them to death if they couldn't be beaten to death!
——Anyway, it can be cured afterwards, and the recovery will be as good as before!
"This is impossible!"
Dick shook his head and said: "Modern medicine can't do it at all. Even the human cell 3D printing medical repair system that Batman spent a huge sum of money to buy can't heal the wound instantly. At most, it can provide first aid, pain relief and immediately invest in new treatment." To fully recover from the effects of the battle, you need to be covered with a polymer bionic membrane, which relies on the body to slowly heal itself. Moreover, doing so will leave countless hidden wounds, and you will have to rely on painkillers to maintain a normal life for the rest of your life."
"We live in a magical world, and modern medical technology has long been outdated. I use the ancestral secret recipes of old Chinese military doctors and some special Qigong massage techniques."
Damian said eloquently: "The combination of the miraculous Chinese traditional medicine and the miraculous Chinese Qigong can create miracles. If you don't believe it, I can demonstrate it to you on the spot so that you can experience it for yourself."
"Is it so magical?" Dick said hesitantly: "Then give it a try. After all, seeing is believing. I really can't judge whether it is true or false without experiencing it. It just so happens that I still have a few bone fractures from the stick injury I suffered last week. It’s not completely healed, so you can help me heal it…”
This was what Damian was waiting for. Before Dick could finish what he said, he flew to Dick's side in a flash, and suddenly struck down with his sword. There was a crisp "click" sound, and Dick's arm was broken. The broken arm fell to the ground.
Dick Grayson was a tough guy like Batman. He couldn't help but let out a shrill scream after being severely injured, and fell to the ground while holding his broken arm.