American Comics: This Guy Is Crazy

Chapter 323 Rescuing the Hunted Black Widow

"Do you know me?"

Daredevil Matthew looked at the strange man in front of him.

Although he was blind, he had radar-like hearing.

"Excuse me, Lawyer Matthew, the wife-killing devil, I have heard of you on the street."

Alan clasped his hands and introduced himself: "I am Malefake, specializing in justice for the disabled. It is obvious that you are blind and I am mentally ill. We should support each other and create a harmonious future together."

"..."

After a long time, Matthew said awkwardly: "Thank you."

"Excuse me, I am Malefake, and I never ask for rewards when doing good things."

After that, Alan turned around and waved: "I have something to leave first, you can ask the Justice League for help."

"Okay."

At this moment, Stark Industries Building.

The tracking signal belonging to Wolverine on the map disappeared.

At the same time, Tony received Peter's request for help, which was naturally about the missing Aunt May.

The two were like father and son, so they could not sit idly by.

And all the heroes frowned, the incident was too strange.

Suddenly, the family members of the heroes were kidnapped, which seemed to be a bit of a self-torture.

However, many heroes who supported the bill also encountered the same problem, so they completely dispelled the speculation. It was really a bit too much for them to take care of at the moment.

"First investigate the Owl Council and rescue the family members."

If you want to support the implementation of the bill, you must show that you have the ability to protect the families of heroes. Otherwise, no matter how much you say, it is still not convincing, and it may cause the members of the Avengers to fall apart.

In fact, the comedy group has been busy kidnapping and secretly detained.

Deliberately divert the attention of the Justice League and the Avengers to the rescue.

Therefore, Allen can fish in troubled waters and hit the heroes in the back.

Of course, just one Wolverine is not likely to attract much attention. Maybe the Avengers didn't notice the lack of one person at all.

Therefore, it is necessary to continue to work hard to kidnap more people.

In fact, the current situation is very complicated.

Many heroes on the Avengers side are chasing heroes who switched to the Justice League.

For example, Natasha, who still has reason, firmly opposes it, and Falcon volunteered to carry out the arrest mission.

Natasha was wearing a close-fitting leather jacket as usual while evading the drones tracking her from above as she shuttled through the city streets.

At the same time, the Falcon, equipped with a single-soldier flying wing developed by the military, was hovering in the sky.

Natasha was affiliated with S.H.I.E.L.D., so it was impossible for her to comply with the official law.

However, Falcon came from the military and firmly supported the law.

Perhaps the departure of Captain America Steve led to changes in the original camp personnel.

A figure fell from the sky and blocked Natasha's escape route.

"Don't struggle anymore, I don't want to attack my former colleagues." Falcon warned.

At this moment, Natasha was in a dilemma, with Falcon blocking her in front and drones blocking her way behind.

"Sam, I don't want to attack you either."

Natasha has extremely high agent qualities, and being calm in the face of things is the most basic requirement.

"I hope you don't blame me."

Falcon put on his goggles again, and a fierce battle was inevitable.

Boom!

Boom...

A basketball suddenly fell in front of Falcon.

The simplest way to stop black people from committing violence is to give them a basketball or a serving of watermelon fried chicken.

"Who?"

The two looked at the rooftop at the same time.

There must be someone ambushing in secret, otherwise how could a basketball fall?

Falcon couldn't help but suspect that the guy in the dark had poor eyesight and the position of the hit was too far away.

Take advantage of this opportunity.

Natasha turned around and shot an electric pulse at the drone. The strong current instantly burned the control chip, so that Falcon could concentrate on dealing with one target.

"Oops, there is an ambush."

Falcon thought it was not good, so he spread his wings and immediately chose to take off and prepare to escape.

As a result, just when he was about to take off, one side lost lift, and suddenly found that a strange man was pulling the metal wings.

The previous basketball was just to attract attention, so Allen came to his side in stealth.

Bang!

With only one side providing lift, Falcon fell 180 degrees and hit his head heavily on the ground and fell into a coma.

"Black Widow."

Alan dragged the unconscious Falcon and walked straight to Natasha, asking in a very showy way: "Are you confused by my heroic act of saving the beauty?"

"But no."

Natasha looked at Alan calmly, thinking that a mental patient should not be in Gotham, so why did he appear in New York again.

Suddenly, she saw that there was an unusual dress on Alan's collar.

Chila...

"Ouch, what are you doing, you bastard."

Alan covered his chest with both hands, with a look of shame and anger on his face, and breathing heavily through his nose.

Natasha's sudden move to tear open her shirt really made Alan excited.

"Are you crazy? Why are you wearing a bra?"

That's right, Natasha saw a touch of lace and wanted to see what it was, so she tore it.

Sure enough, it was a black lace bra, and what was even more annoying was that two holes were cut out. Normal people would never do it, but it seemed very reasonable to Alan.

"Shameless, I just want to make my chest muscles look bigger, it's embarrassing to be exposed."

Alan buttoned up his clothes with grievance, and asked suspiciously: "Black Widow, were you jealous just now? The anger is written on your face."

"No."

Natasha resumed her aloof and cool attitude and said disdainfully: "It's impossible for me to do that to you. Don't be so self-indulgent."

"A woman who says one thing and means another dares not face her own heart."

Alan speculated in a mean way: "An old woman in her eighties or nineties has improper thoughts about a young man in his early twenties like me. She is really shameless. Hey, hey, hey..., why are you strangling my neck..., you shameless..."

When she heard the word "old woman", Natasha turned into an angry lion and walked directly behind Alan and used judo locks.

Natasha strangled his neck with one hand and pinched his nose with the other, saying viciously: "Who are you calling an old woman? I'll give you another chance to say it again."

How could Alan, who was stubborn, give in easily? He said stubbornly: "Old baby."

"Little fool."

Natasha was so angry that she inserted two fingers into Alan's nostrils and stirred them.

"Hard! Hard!"

Hmm! ?

Untied instantly.

Natasha looked at the tent on Alan's lower body with a vigilant look.

It looked very majestic.

"Stop it!"

The next second, Alan's hand reached into his crotch, and Natasha hurriedly stopped him.

Unfortunately, she was disappointed.

The expected scene did not happen, and Alan just took out a cardboard circle.

Alan asked with a beaming face: "What are you looking forward to?"

"No, what's the point of hiding a cardboard circle?"

She had seen him hide things more than once, in his armpits and butt cracks, and now even in his crotch.

"Of course it makes sense."

Alan explained proudly: "I found it too troublesome to wipe my butt when I went to the toilet, so I put this thing in, and when I was done, I just pulled it out and didn't have to wipe it clean. Isn't it very practical?"

"..."

Have you ever considered the feelings of hemorrhoid patients?

The question is who can put it in?

"Don't go, Black Widow. I have many new inventions, but they are all designed for human nature. Do you want to see them?"

Natasha didn't want to deal with the madman anymore and turned to leave. Alan grabbed the wing of the Falcon and dragged it to chase after her, saying mysteriously: "Do you want to know who kidnapped the family of the superhero?"

"Who?"

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