American Comics: This Guy Is Crazy

Chapter 339: Allen Discovers the Flash's Counterpart

"What is the second wish?" Bruce asked.

The first wish was so simple, I thought the second wish should not be difficult.

"I'll tell you when you have successfully graduated."

Are you kidding? Is it that easy to graduate?

Whether you graduate or not is up to Allen.

"Master, what counts as a qualified graduate?" Bruce asked suspiciously.

"At least become someone like Batman." Allen said seriously.

"Batman?"

Bruce frowned slightly. He had never heard of Batman and couldn't help but wonder if he was fooling himself.

Allen pretended to be deep and recalled: "He is your senior brother, my favorite disciple. He guarded Gotham City alone and wandered in the dark to fight criminals until he met Bane, the Brokeback madman. In a life-and-death fight, he unfortunately broke his back and sat in a wheelchair and could no longer uphold justice."

"..."

Bruce in this world can't imagine what a hero who guards a city looks like, but he must be very powerful, and he can't help but have a little expectation in his heart.

He actually lived in a criminal family since he was a child, but he always yearned for justice. Unfortunately, his parents didn't allow it, so he could only hide it in his heart.

"Fortunately..."

Alan had an intriguing and frivolous smile on his face: "He also has flexible hands, which can not only go up and down, left and right, front and back, but also do many wonderful things, unlike the small claws of wild animals that can't even entertain themselves, so they can only use their tongues."

"..."

Bruce couldn't help but suspect that he was driving, but there was no key testimony.

"Good night, Makabaka."

Looking at Allen lying on the bed with his legs spread out, he had no intention of giving up half of it.

Bruce subconsciously looked at the butcher knife in his hand, and the idea of ​​secretly killing him when he was not prepared flashed through his mind.

Fortunately, he still had reason, gave up unrealistic ideas, and just spliced ​​two chairs together for one night.

...

Los Angeles.

The second largest city in America.

It was the origin of Bruce's new life.

The brand new environment represented a farewell to the past.

However, looking at Allen in a hospital gown beside him, he felt that the new life was terrible.

"Lusi, don't be discouraged. Master will ensure that you won't go hungry for three meals a day."

Alan had a very confident expression and was already planning a wild route.

In an international metropolis, there is always no shortage of places to refresh supplies and treasure chests at fixed points on the map.

"What do you want to do?"

In fact, Bruce had no hope.

After all the contact, his fear of him decreased, and he felt more and more that he was really a mental patient, with no signs of disguise at all.

"That's not the point. I'm going to teach you the first lesson."

Alan looked solemnly at the three boldly dressed hot girls passing by, and his eyes never shifted from beginning to end.

He and Bruce were like country bumpkins entering the city. The three hot girls cast undisguised looks of disdain and hurried on their way carelessly.

This move hurt Bruce, who had just arrived.

If you think about it, you can understand that the residents of big cities look down on the new workers who have just come to the city.

"Master, what are you teaching me?"

Bruce's eyes narrowed, and his expression was extremely serious.

Considering that the cheap master has an unusual origin, the content he teaches must be extraordinary. Learning a little bit is enough to make your life very nourishing.

"Did you notice the three girls?"

Allen narrowed his eyes and stared at the backs of the three hot girls, focusing on their swinging hips.

"What's the problem?" Bruce asked puzzledly.

"I want you to chase them."

"Ah!?"

Bruce pointed at himself in disbelief and asked again: "I chase them?"

"Don't dare, or won't?"

"Don't dare."

Bruce decisively admitted that he was inferior to Allen's arduous task.

He was a country bumpkin from a small city. He didn't think he could attract their attention at all. Maybe he would be ridiculed and humiliated if he approached and talked to them.

So, he was very self-aware and didn't want to humiliate himself.

"Believe it or not, I not only let them chase me, but also let them touch me." Allen showed a wicked smile, as if he was telling a trivial matter.

"Master, please teach me."

Once Bruce has mastered this skill of picking up girls, he can't help but imagine that he will be able to eat for free in the future.

"Watch and learn."

Alan flicked his hair and chased after him with big strides.

And Bruce stayed where he was, concentrating on not missing any details.

Alan posed in a pose that he thought was very handsome, and then shouted: "Look, there's a handsome guy."

Huh?

As expected, the three hot girls turned around curiously.

But there was only Alan in front of him, with his legs crossed, one hand on his waist and the other holding the back of his head, and he said very coquettishly: "I am so lucky to meet three beauties on a night of flowers and full moon."

"..."

The three girls looked up in confusion. The scorching sun was hanging high in the sky. How could they have the nerve to say it was the moon?

"Country bumpkin, you look so poor imitating others to pick up girls, why don't you take a piss and take a photo of yourself."

"Everyone is trying to pick him up, he must be sick."

"He's wearing a hospital gown, maybe he's a psychopath who escaped."

The three hot girls' sarcasm came out without any scruples, but it didn't move Alan at all.

"How shameless, the purpose of asking me to take a piss and take a photo must be to take a chance to spy on my Anaconda."

Alan had a look of understanding and said seriously: "I am not the dubious man you often come into contact with."

After that, he took advantage of the moment and snatched the phone from one of the women.

Alan did not forget to turn back and provoke: "Come after me, idiot."

"Take my phone and beat him."

Although they were wearing high heels, they were as tough as the country women.

Not long after, they turned a corner and entered an alley.

Alan hid beside the trash can, holding his head with his hands and letting the three tough girls punch and kick him.

Bruce, who was hiding at the entrance, witnessed the whole process and hesitated whether to step forward to help.

This scene seemed like three bad girls bullying a poor and cowardly honest man.

It was a good fight.

The three women, feeling a little tired, were willing to give up. After taking back their phones, they walked back to the street and talked nonsense.

After a long time, Bruce approached cautiously and asked, "Are you okay?"

The reason he didn't step forward to stop them was that Allen took the initiative to snatch the phone, and he was worried that he would attract the police and be thrown into jail for several months.

"What can happen to me?"

Alan touched the shoe prints on his face and said calmly, "I didn't lie to you, they not only chased me, but also touched me."

"..."

Bruce thought sadly that he should have guessed that it was literal.

But the question is who wants to learn, the probability of becoming a male god who goes to jail is higher, okay.

Huh...

A gust of wind blew.

Snap!

A newspaper hit his face.

Alan reached out to take it, and his eyes widened immediately.

"Barry!"

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