Chapter 496 Bro, This Is Like Fine Wine, the Older It Gets the Better It Tastes

"Wait a minute, tell me first, why do you need to limit the firepower when you sneeze?"

The little lizard held his head high and said what he said was as it should be.

"Because when I sneeze, I breathe fire, Dad!"

Is there still such an operation?

Ji Ming was immediately in awe.

"Please begin your performance."

So the artificial life turned in a different direction, flicked its tail, and brewed for a while in a place where there was only sand.

"Haah... sneeze!"

Hululu!

There was almost no forward movement, and something that was at least ten times thicker, at least a hundred times longer, and so ferocious that it could be called a fire dragon shot out.

And this is not a simple flying prop, but a sustainable fire coverage, blazing flames, burning for ten seconds before stopping.

When the flames extinguished, the strip of sand had been burned into turbid solid crystals with a light luster, and perfectly maintained the upward rolling state when hit by the flames. No one could have imagined that such a shocking scene was caused by a little brought by the pink lizard.

Fortunately, this eco-house has its own recovery function. Specifically, after serious damage was detected in the house, a few hard-working tree people pushed open the reinforced door and walked in.

Cooling down, cleaning, cleaning, and replacing new sand, all the operations are done smoothly. It is obvious that they have been trained quite proficiently in high-intensity actual combat.

...Oh, no wonder the lines on their faces look like bitter gourds.

"Ahem!"

After burning half of the house, the pink lizard's only sequelae was coughing twice, and it might have been caused by a fire.

"Weird."

Ji Ming caught it and looked at it carefully with a magnifying glass, but no matter how he looked, it was just a small lizard.

"Is it possible that this is also one of the abilities of artificial life?"

It is impossible for anyone who studies magic not to be interested in artificial life, so Blois on the side also thought about it with interest, but in the end he still shook his head.

"Unfortunately, there have been very few cases about artificial life since ancient times, and the research results are even less. There is no corresponding answer in the elf library."

"Then we have to find a way. Power that we can't control is too dangerous. We can't stop the child from sneezing, right?"

"Don't worry, let me think."

Blois walked around the little pink lizard.

"When it first breathed fire, I actually monitored it the whole time. Although there was indeed a strong flow of magic power, there were no obvious traces of spell modeling, nor any form of bonus rituals, so this should be its race. talent."

In other words, just like breathing, heart beating, and intestinal peristalsis, they are innate instincts of living things that do not need to be learned or even controlled.

Therefore, in ancient times, there were alchemists who were proficient in life theory and bold enough to dissect and study the body structure of giant dragons.

It was discovered that the essence of dragon breath is actually the second blue bar of the dragon. There is a corresponding organ in their body that can store this special energy.

But it is precisely because of this that the dragon's breath, which is similar to the secretion of a giant dragon, can slowly recover over time after being spit out.

But since the container is a biological organ, there is always a storage limit, and wanton abuse will lead to suffering.

Therefore, dragon's breath is a completely controllable talent, unless you are like the third commander who can't think of it and detonate all the dragon's breath in your body.

Otherwise, it is almost impossible to accidentally operate it, especially like the pink lizard, which can cook three pounds of meat with just a sneeze.

So Ji Ming and Blois discussed it and finally decided to start their research from the source of the pink lizard's ability to breathe fire - the sneeze itself.

Let’s start with the theory.

Sneezing refers to the phenomenon of irritating the nasal mucosa, inhaling sharply, and then quickly blowing out the nostrils and making a sound. This is also a way for the human body to excrete bacteria from the body.

Therefore, strictly speaking, sneezing can actually be regarded as an alternative method of long-range attack, but what everyone spits out is not a turbulent flow of elements, but a breath mixed with saliva.

Of course, if the source of this sneeze is a creature like the Komodo dragon, it should also be regarded as the breath of plague in a world without demons...

Wait a moment!

This is the Komodo dragon.

This is an unknown pink lizard.

Ji Ming thoughtfully took out a cotton swab and let the pink lizard hold it in his mouth. Then he held the cotton swab and teleported to the open space far away from the Soul Temple. After letting go, he teleported a hundred meters away.

Almost at the same time.

Boom! ! !

Those who knew it said it was Ji Ming who threw away a used cotton swab in a very uncivilized manner, while those who didn't know thought it was Ji Ming testing a field cannon in the open space.

By the time the flying stones fell, the cotton swab had disappeared, and instead, a large pit appeared where it fell.

After recording the entire scene, Ji Ming took the crystal back and showed it to the old lady and Pink Lizard.

"This means...its saliva can cause a big explosion under certain circumstances?"

"Dad, this is too scary! I shouldn't spit on the ground one day and accidentally blow myself up!"

"Don't worry, since the principle of this thing is similar to dragon's breath, can't we just ask a dragon for advice?"

"Why are there still dragons?"

As a result, Ji Ming was grabbed by the old lady just as he was about to run away.

"Wait a minute, I wanted to ask you before, where did you take me? Isn't it the place where you took me to meet the Lord of Living Beings before?"

"Well, I thought you could guess it. Okay, I'll be honest and tell you everything..."

At this point, Ji Ming no longer hid it. He took Bulova behind the curtain and told the old lady his whole story.

Who knew that after listening, perhaps because her life was full of ups and downs, the old lady's reaction was much calmer than he thought.

Nodding, even showing a bit of "as expected" on her face.

"Alas, the Holy Tree Kingdom has lasted for tens of thousands of years, and the library records too many strange stories. There was once a curious person with an extraordinary memory who read all the history books he could find and finally came to the conclusion that 'there should be beings from other worlds coming to this world from time to time.'"

"Although this statement has never occupied a place in the mainstream market due to the lack of actual evidence, if you think along this line of thought, many legendary figures in Yangyue's history whose origins are unknown or whose origins are in stark contrast to their subsequent life choices may be due to this."

"For example, the Lionheart King and the Sun King five hundred years ago, a border official, a wild ranger, but in the end Both of them became kings, or even saints of the eternal level. At least one of them, or even all of them, could be time travelers. "

"The only good thing is that objectively speaking, they are not evil. They can even be said to be doing good things. At least they did not use their abilities to bring disaster to this already chaotic world."

"... I thought it was because the moral bottom line of the world they came from was relatively high. I didn't expect that the root of all this was the will of the world?"

Sure enough, in such a world with a large number of long-lived species, the boss was desperate and dared to recruit hundreds of saviors one after another like dumplings. This is obviously playing with fire.

Even if no savior took the initiative to inform others of this information under its surveillance, how could there be no particularly intelligent existence to notice the abnormality?

"Especially someone like you, who actually said that he was from the Far East... It's a lie that can be easily exposed by others. It's amazing that you can make up such a lie!"

"Fortunately, you appeared in the closed Sunshine City, where the ruffians have never seen the world. If it was the commercial port of Lingxi Kingdom, you would have been found out and thrown into the sea as a spy."

"And even if there is a Soul Seat, the Lord of Life, and many pioneers to endorse your origin, it is an objective fact that the so-called "Far East" does not exist at all. It's just that people are too lazy to say it."

"After all, what's the use of saying it? You are already a big shot in the Kingdom of Radiance. I can't turn against you for such a trivial matter..."

Using things to illustrate people, using the past to satirize the present, and using Ji Ming's stupidity to cover up his own stupidity, Bulova rambled and vented his resentment of being deceived by students for half a year.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

"You haven't told anyone about this, have you?"

"Uh, actually..."

"Damn it! For such a big thing, you didn't tell anyone first... Forget it, go on."

"Archbishop Tenis and I..."

"What? Are you so close to Tenis? I knew she had no good intentions when she took the initiative to take you back to the king! What a bullshit abstinence succubus, a pure dog can't change its nature... Forget it, just ignore me."

"And Queen Meryl..."

"She did it too!?"

Bulova almost crushed the armrest of the sofa, and then quickly controlled her anger.

"Oh sorry, I'm calm, I'm a calm person, I won't interrupt you again, go on, don't worry, go on!"

Ji Ming:...

After a moment of silence, he tentatively spoke a few words at a time.

"That's it, add it up, um, I've told you, ah, about one and a half."

In return, Bulova inhaled and exhaled as if he was preparing to do eye exercises, repeating three rounds.

Then he spoke.

"I can understand that you told Tenis. She has been in the church for so long and has rich experience in dealing with people. She must have noticed something different about you. Before she took you to the Holy Mountain, she would definitely ask you clearly. This is the rule."

Then he suddenly raised his voice.

"So why did you tell the Queen half of it? I know you have a good relationship with the Sun King, but you have only met a few times. What is your relationship with her?"

"Uh, wait a minute, teacher, you misunderstood. What I meant was that I told Her Majesty the Queen 'one'."

? ? ?

! ! !

Blois slowly widened his eyes and slowly stepped back as if he had met Ji Ming for the first time.

"Is that so!? God, no wonder you have no interest in those pretty girls..."

"Ji Ming! I have no intention of condemning your preferences, but I must tell you that you... they have been married for almost sixty years. It is immoral for you to do this!"

Ji Ming: ? ? ?

[Man, women are like fine wine, the older they get, the better they taste]

"Shut up, soldier boy!"

He suddenly realized and hurriedly explained.

"Teacher, it's not what you think, it's because she is also a time traveler, she is my savior senior!"

"She also...ah, so that's the case, hiss..."

Blois realized what Ji Ming meant, but then fell into thought.

As one of the top magic scholars in existence, she had met Meryl once more than sixty years ago when she was still a young girl with a heart of an aunt, under the introduction of Tenis.

As a person who had experienced setbacks in life and had survived many life-threatening situations, she could tell at a glance that Meryl's deliberately youthful liveliness was fake, and the arrogant condescending look in her eyes like a bystander was real.

So Blois had privately communicated with Tenis, saying that this little girl was not simple, as if there was a needle hidden in her eyes, whose child was she?

As a result, Tenis told her that this was the daughter of the Duke of Mirror Light, and that the little girl had been independent since she was a child and could train adults to be obedient.

Look, in order to resist the marriage contract with the Arc Light family for generations, she was about to break up with her family, so I quickly brought her out to calm down.

"Oh..."

With a friend's endorsement, Blois didn't think too much about it. He thought that geniuses were all crazy, so he put the matter behind him and talked to her about magic.

After that, I heard that she had a complete breakup with her family and married Prince Anton.

Then the prince became a prince, and the prince became a king...

It was like acting in a cool novel. She went from being a daughter who had to bow to her father to a queen who had to bow to her father. She was notorious and was said to eat at least three children every day.

As a result, sixty years later, one day her student suddenly told her, haha, you stupid natives didn't expect that she and I were both extraterritorial demons invited in by the world will!

"Oh my God!"

After a long pause, she accepted this terrible fact and asked.

"Which half did you tell Tenis? I can meet her later."

"I said I am an alien. The pioneers and I were transformed by the master of life."

"Okay, okay, this lie is better, or this one is easier to accept..."

But she finished asking the questions, and Ji Ming still had a question to ask.

"Then teacher, can I ask you who is the genius who deduced that there are time travelers in this world?"

"My father."

"..."

"My father."

"I know, I am not surprised by your wording, I am just wondering why such an interesting idea has never been seen in any classics?"

"Because the previous sage thought it was nonsense and rejected his paper."

...

"I just asked the world will, and that person should also be a savior."

"Great, I think so."