Chapter 512: Crushed Like a Tomato

Eleanor didn't expect Ji Ming to say only one word after holding it in for so long, and it was a strange word, so she asked quickly.

"What does Dian mean?"

Ji Ming:...

"Haha, it doesn't mean anything, it means what I'm listening to."

"Oh, then I'll continue."

However, Eleanor didn't speak immediately afterwards, but took a few deep breaths and adjusted her state.

"Then you told me that for the health of the patient, the operating table must be sterilized every day, so I'm not allowed to lie on it with shoes on."

Okay, finally a human word!

Who knew that Ji Ming was about to respond with "Yes, what if I step on it and make it dirty?", when he heard Eleanor say.

"As a result, you didn't say anything, just pressed my legs and pulled off my shoes."

Ah?

[Oh my God! Savior, I didn't know you were so good at this, your hobbies are so elegant, what kind of wine are you going to drink tonight? 】

"Get lost!"

Ji Ming didn't expect that Eleanor's deep breath was to accumulate strength for such a ruthless thing. Just as he was about to explain, she had already said the next sentence.

"Oh, I was scared by you, and subconsciously wanted to shrink my legs, but you pulled me and told me not to be shy."

Ji Ming: "Wait a minute..."

"If you are really shy, if it doesn't work, as compensation, you can also take off one piece, and then you..."

Ji Ming: "My blood pressure is a little..."

But Eleanor, who finally couldn't hold it anymore, didn't hear what he said at all, but covered her face, and every word was heart-piercing, and her voice was like thunder.

"Then you untied your belt!"

"Uh ah ah ~"

Ji Ming's blood pressure suddenly exploded, and he almost fell back in one breath.

Eleanor was startled and quickly grabbed his shoulders.

"What's wrong, Ji Ming, why did you suddenly make such a loud noise, are you okay?"

If he was okay, he wouldn't howl, but now this matter is about Eleanor and the weird dragon disease, and Ji Ming can't be careless.

Think about it, how many nightmare promoters of horror movies with blood-spattering blood are actually those male characters who pretend to be blind and lower their intelligence at every turn and don't listen to the protagonist?

I, Ji Ming, must not be the next one!

So.

"It's okay, it's okay! I just took a breath, Eleanor, go on."

"Oh, okay, then you pulled out the belt and put it on the workbench next to you."

Ji Ming (pretending to be calm): "Yeah."

"Then, you pulled out another belt and put it on the workbench next to you."

Ji Ming (???): "...Ah?"

Maybe she was getting into the mood, Eleanor gestured back and forth on her waist while talking.

"Then, you did this again, click, click, click, and pulled out another belt."

"Then, hey, another one."

"One."

"One."

"Another one."

"Anyway, in the end, the entire workbench was full of your belts!"

Ah this...

Although, in the disappointed booing of the boss, Ji Ming still reluctantly breathed a sigh of relief.

Oh, isn't it just a magic trick of turning a belt out of thin air?

Isn't it better to think about the good things than to have something very bad happen?

However, as we all know, it's not an accident? That's impossible!

So as if it was deliberately for the show effect, Eleanor said another sentence.

"This must be very strange, but just when I wanted to ask you how you did it, you tied your hands to the operating table with a belt."

[Great! ]

"What the hell!"

Ji Ming's blood pressure rose again, and in order to maintain his cardiovascular health, he quickly interrupted Eleanor's story.

"Stop a moment, classmate! I want to confirm that your dream... There shouldn't be anything that will cause the chapter to disappear suddenly, right?"

Eleanor tilted her head and thought about it, and shook her head in his hopeful eyes.

"I don't know... Well, maybe?"

So Ji Ming burned out immediately, leaving only snow-white ash.

"Hey, if you don't say anything, I can continue!"

And Eleanor thought that she didn't have shoes anyway, so she just stepped on it and started dancing.

"Well, you have so many belts anyway, I, a little wizard, can't compete with you."

"You put them on my arms, legs and abdomen one by one, pinning them to the operating table."

"You see, it's like this, my arms are up, and my legs are..."

"Hey hey hey!"

This scared Ji Ming so much that he was like a clown again, and he stepped on the brakes.

"You don't have to be so detailed, you can be brief about unimportant things like this, understand?"

"Oh, okay."

So Eleanor put her arms down obediently, stopped paying tribute to Gaul in World War II, frowned and continued to recall.

"Anyway, I panicked at the time, asking you what you wanted to do, could you please... uh, let me go!"

"But you still didn't listen to me, and there was a strange smile on your face, narrowing your eyes and saying to me."

-"Hey~ Eleanor~ Actually, I have wanted to do this to you for a long time!"

[Hello, this is the version I performed live with Dior's voice, click to listen: (button)]

"Okay, you better not let me find the mute function."

After Eleanor imitated Ji Ming's words in the dream with a rough voice, her voice became smaller and smaller, perhaps because of shyness.

"Then you bent down, stared into my eyes, and kept your cheek close to me... close to me... close to me..."

After taking a few chaotic breaths as a pause, Eleanor's voice suddenly became louder.

"Then you took out a pair of super-large scissors and cut my braids!"

"???"

[? ? ? ]

After shouting, Eleanor began to cry, and she cried and complained.

"Woo, and you didn't think it was enough after cutting once, so you took out a sharp razor."

"You said I was too stupid, and you wanted me to be extremely smart, so that I would be a useless and hairless bald head in the future, woo."

"And it really shaved all the way down, woo, this is too terrible, I can't accept it! I was scared awake, woo, woo..."

Ji Ming didn't say anything.

On the one hand, he was too tired to complain, and on the other hand, after he slapped his forehead and started to review, he found that the logic of all this...

Don't say it, don't say it, it seems quite smooth!

First of all, no matter what excuses he made, Eleanor definitely didn't want to have her hair cut.

Then tie her up first and then do it, which is completely in line with Ji Ming's principle of less trouble is worse than more trouble!

Secondly, taking off shoes before going to bed is a good habit of Ji Ming as a Chinese.

Although it is indeed not decent to pull her off directly, think about it from another perspective. In fact, he didn't regard her as a peer.

Since he has already claimed to be an elder, it is not rude, but should be called care!

Finally, let's recall that as long as you enter the barber shop wearing a coat, the barber will say before using the scissors-

"Hey, hello, take off your coat, otherwise if the broken hair falls into your neck, it will be itchy!"

So all this is reasonable!

Including the crazy energy of walking into other people's dreams and doing nothing bad, but diligently helping others cut their hair.

Oh my God, this is exactly me!

And

Someone once said that a real man, a person who keeps himself clean, is absolutely upright even if he walks into someone else's dream!

For example, I have run into the warm dream of a little girl, not only did I not do evil, but I also did my best to urge her to study hard and make progress every day.

What is this?

This is a typical mentor and friend, a spirit of responsibility for the Black Water Territory and the people of the world!

Alas, Black Water is lucky! Glory is lucky!

Ji Shenxuan, you are virtuous!

[That's enough! Savior, you are almost done, I am really about to vomit]

In short, after making up for several layers, Ji Ming was finally satisfied and took out a pack of tissues from the storage ring and handed it to Eleanor.

"Okay, don't cry, don't be afraid, don't worry, I am a good person of order and goodness, I will definitely not do anything to you."

Who knows that his words touched a sensitive nerve, Eleanor cried even more sadly.

There was no other way, Ji Ming could only pull out several pieces of paper, stack them together and rub Eleanor's face like a rag.

Fortunately, the little girl didn't wear makeup today, otherwise she would have performed a clown's ghost.

"Calm down, I already understand what you want to say and know where the problem is, just listen to me."

"... Yeah."

When Eleanor's breath calmed down a little, Ji Ming lowered his voice and began to disclaim.

"Let me make it clear first, what I'm going to tell you is an absolute secret of the kingdom. I promised His Majesty and the Queen that I won't tell outsiders."

"But as a relative of the king, you should not be considered an outsider, and I believe that with your reputation, you can keep your mouth shut, right?"

Eleanor knew that Ji Ming must be talking about something very important, but she didn't expect him to sing so high just at the beginning, even involving the safety of the kingdom.

The matter was of great importance, so she could only quickly throw away the mess in her mind and try her best to be serious.

"Well, okay, go ahead."

So Ji Ming talked about the blood curse that was entangled in the Glorious Royal Family, and the silent yet noisy dragon disease plague.

This thing is too exciting to talk about - the extravagant atmosphere that permeates the entire capital and is getting worse is actually "man-made"?

Eleanor couldn't believe it for a moment, and even asked subconsciously.

"Really..."

However, Ji Ming pulled his collar down a little bit without changing his expression.

"...Wow!"

Then he pulled it back.

"Ah~"

"Don't think about it, there won't be a second time."

"No, I... cough, I mean..."

Eleanor coughed again, and then pointed at herself tremblingly.

"Do I have this disease too?"

Ji Ming analyzed rationally.

"Considering that your mother is a princess, and the mothers of carbon-based life are all certain, so, yes, you also have dragon disease."

This tragic fact made Eleanor cry with a sad face, holding her head with both hands, and began a stand-up comedy.

"Damn it, no wonder I always feel dry mouth these days, it turns out that I am also...wait, will I become like them!"

"Is it possible to recover as long as I give up power? But I really can't give up Blackwater Territory, I have clearly promised everyone, what will everyone do if I leave?"

"Or, if it really doesn't work..."

Slip~~~

Girl, I feel that you have a very dangerous idea!

"So why can't you open your mind?"

Ji Ming sighed and shook his head.

"Let me give you a hint. Why has His Majesty suddenly become so active recently?"

"Uh..."

Eleanor could still solve such a simple puzzle. Several pieces of "news" about the capital immediately appeared in her mind.

! ! !

"Do you mean that you have a way to cure it?"

"The situation is very complicated and cannot be cured for the time being, but since it is essentially a curse, I have a way to suppress it."

Eleanor asked immediately.

"How to cure it?"

"How about this, you look into my eyes first... Don't be shy, this is part of the treatment, you... Hey, why did you just bow your head?"

"I..."

Eleanor was incoherent, and simply used magic to condense a handful of ice cubes, pressed them on her face and rubbed them like washing.

She rubbed and spoke intermittently.

"What you said... healing or something... That's what you said in your dream!"

Ji Ming:...

"Is it done?"

"Huh, it's done..."

"Okay."

Looking at Eleanor, whose face was still red, Ji Ming held his breath and concentrated, quietly switched to the Eye Demon mode and activated the power of purple lightning, forcing a [Suggestion] to output.

"Uh..."

Although Eleanor's main job is a mage, she can't stand Ji Ming's stacking of buffs, and she was immediately hypnotized.

Ji Ming straightened his collar and entered the working state, lowering his voice.

"Very good, Eleanor, you have to listen to me carefully next."

Eleanor had a blank expression.

"Okay, Eleanor will obey any of your orders, master."

Ji Ming:...

"Children, this is not my doing!"

[That's true, this is actually one of the talents of the Eye Demon clan. These big eyes like to force females of other races to recognize themselves as their masters with their loving eyes]

Ji Ming was so angry that he slammed the table.

"Damn it, this is not pure love! Damn, these damn eye demons, they should be crushed like tomatoes... Hey, what are you doing! Ouch..."

"Crush you, master."

"Stop, stop, let me go! Sit back down!"

However, the episode did not affect Ji Ming's work. He first hinted to Eleanor from the spiritual level.

There are many contents, but in short, it is-"Don't be shy!"

Of course, hypnosis is not omnipotent, otherwise hypnosis can be renamed "great man maker".

Today, a sage king is produced, and tomorrow, a magic genius is produced. In less than a hundred years, Ji Ming can lead Yangyue to compete in the galaxy.

Therefore, the main function of this hypnosis is to offset the potential harm of dragon disease and prevent Eleanor from becoming a throbbing warrior and getting excited at the critical moment.

"Okay, how do you feel?"

"Uh... okay? I feel less dizzy and less hot, but..."

"Hmm? Did I pinch something?"

Ji Ming crossed his arms.

"No, you didn't."