Chapter 994 Five Sense Organs Compete for Merit, Stars Sing in Chorus
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Countless news and reports about the real-time ratings of the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala came out one after another, shocking all viewers who hadn’t watched the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, including some who had been locked directly to Zhongzhou TV since the Spring Festival Gala was broadcast.
"What?"
"Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is so powerful?"
"The ratings are on par with Zhongzhou!?"
"How is this possible? How exciting is the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala to be on par with Zhongzhou?"
"No, it aroused my curiosity!"
"I'd like to go to Qinzhou TV to see why Qinzhou has such a high ratings!"
"I'll take a look too!"
"The ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala and the Central Continent Spring Festival Gala are too outrageous. Let's see what's so amazing about them!"
Countless people are curious!
The ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala can be equal to that of Zhongzhou. People who have never watched the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala can't understand it!
Under such curiosity.
Countless viewers turned on Qinzhou TV!
If you watch it on the Internet, you will definitely see dense bullet screens, all of which are new audiences who have heard the news from other Spring Festival Gala:
"Is the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala good?"
"I heard that the Spring Festival Gala here is wonderful?"
"Is the ratings really on par with Zhongzhou?"
"I came here on purpose from the Spring Festival Gala!"
"Add one upstairs!"
"I'm from Zhao Zhou."
"I'm from Hanzhou Spring Festival Gala."
"I'm from the Weizhou Spring Festival Gala."
"Add 9527!"
The ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala rose again.
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middle continent.
Zhuang Xian's expression was extremely ugly.
The assistant director Chang An next to him turned pale.
The entire director team of the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala was shocked by the ratings of the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, and anxiety was spreading.
"Why is this happening?"
"The ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala are on par with ours!"
"It's over!"
"We've completely lost Zhongzhou's face!"
"The ratings of the big Spring Festival Gala have never been caught up by the local Spring Festival Gala..."
"No matter how special this year's situation is, such a situation is still a shame for us in Central Continent!"
"Is it a question of stigma now?"
"Now it's a question of whether Zhongzhou will need you or me to hold the Spring Festival Gala in the future!"
Everyone panicked!
Zhuang Xian yelled suddenly: "Shut up, everyone, whoever said we're done, there's still half of the time left in the Spring Festival Gala!"
It's only been about three hours now.
However, in the last three hours of the Spring Festival Gala, Zhongzhou hid several trump cards. This is his arrangement, leaving the good things behind!
Almost forgot about this!
Everyone was stunned and calmed down.
Everyone was just shocked by Qin Zhou's ratings.
What Zhuang Xian said is right, the good programs of Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala are all behind!
Qin Zhou didn't know how to hide his clumsiness. He put out so many good-looking and interesting programs in the first three hours. In the remaining half of the time, would there be enough heavyweight programs to compete with Zhongzhou?
Thinking like this.
The assistant director Chang An suddenly became excited, looked at the stage, his face became rosy again: "Finally it's the turn of these two teachers!"
"Now there's a good show to watch!"
When everyone in the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala saw what was going on on stage, they immediately burst into smiles: "There is no need to worry about the ratings for this round!"
crosstalk!
Zhongzhou's next program is crosstalk, the performers are Bluestar's top crosstalk masters, the famous Liu brothers, Liu Kun and Liu Wei's crosstalk show, the status of these two people in the crosstalk world is just like Shi Yan and Chen Feng in the sketch The status of the world is almost the same!
...
The Liu family brothers talked about cross talk!
This news quickly spread to the audiences of the major Spring Festival Gala, and it immediately aroused the excitement of countless people.
The Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala was also affected.
"Guys, look at Zhongzhou Terrace, they finally serve hard dishes!"
"What hard food?"
"I'll just say four words, Brother Liu!"
"Liu Kun and Teacher Liu Wei!?"
"Good guy, let's look at Zhongzhou Terrace!"
"Let me just say, there must be hard food behind Zhongzhou!"
"Although Qin Zhou's show is very exciting, there's really nothing I can do about it. I really like the Liu brothers talking about cross talk!"
"Let's go!"
"Watching cross talk really is a big Spring Festival Gala!"
Many people who had just transferred to Qinzhou TV Station were attracted by this news before they could rest assured. Even many viewers who had been watching the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala were a little tempted!
Liu Kun, Liu Wei!
That's the brothers of the Liu family!
Their cross talk is so wonderful!
Why don't you watch Zhongzhou TV first?
Just turn back to Qinzhou TV after watching the cross talk!
Thinking in this way, many people were ready to act, but coincidentally, when many people were about to change channels, the host suddenly introduced the next program: "We know that there are two types of cross talk, one is stand-up comedy, and the other is stand-up comedy." It’s a cross talk spoken by one person; the other is a cross talk spoken by two people, one for fun and one for fun; but have you ever heard of a cross talk by five people, have you ever heard of a group cross talk?”
...
Backstage.
Lin Yuan smiled.
Lan Xing only has stand-up comics and counterpart comics, but no group comics. His design can be regarded as the first of its kind.
But even in the Chinese cross talk circle, group cross talk is rare. Most of the classics are stand-up or paired cross talk, and group cross talk is not the mainstream.
Because there is such a saying in the comic circle:
One person is talking, two people are teasing, three people are making friends, four people are coaxing, and five people are in chaos.
The cross talk of three people is still rare, but four people start to booing, not to mention the difficulty of the five people's cross talk. Even if Lin Yuan searched the system library, he only found a few group cross talks, and the most classic group cross talk One of the cross talks is Mr. Ma Ji's traditional cross talk "Five Senses Fighting for Merit"!
Guan refers to organs.
The theme of cross talk is the debate of eyes, nose, mouth, ears and head.
Following the host's introduction, a few lines of words appeared in the lower left corner of the TV.
Program: Five Senses Fight for Merit
Performers: Guo Leng, Zhao Qilin, Li Qian, Peng Zhou, Feng An
Script: Chu Kuang
Many viewers who were about to switch channels couldn't help but put down the remote control, more or less attracted by this gimmick.
"Five people cross talk!?"
"This statement is really new!"
"The comic book is also provided by the old thief. The old thief is about to change careers. It is a sketch and a cross talk!"
"Can this thing work?"
"I originally wanted to express my doubts, but when I thought about the skit "Eating Noodles", I felt that this old thief's book is probably a bit level!"
"The five actors are not bad!"
"Although these five alone cannot compare to the Liu family brothers, but the weight of the five together is not inferior to the Liu family brothers!"
"Cross talk doesn't work that way."
"It's really not that the more people there are, the better it looks."
"But I have to say, the performance of five cross talk masters on the same stage is indeed very attractive, plus the old thief's book, I am interested!"
Crazy!
Five cross talk masters!
Group comics like never before!
These gimmicks put together are enough to form a reason for many viewers not to change channels!
at this time.
Qin Zhou's cross talk has begun!
The cross talk in Zhongzhou has also begun!
The programs of the major Spring Festival Gala are not synchronized, but the occasional overlap is also normal. This is the first overlap between the two sides, and they are all cross talk performances!
...
Guo Leng stepped onto the stage, with a slightly chubby figure and a friendly smile: "Let me tell you something, I had a dream last night, my dream was very strange, I dreamed of my facial features... ..."
Sudden.
There is a voice next to it, and four other actors come on stage one after another. They play the eyes, mouth, nose and ears respectively. The five senses come together to form a good show with the head played by Guo Ling!
"Yo! Head."
"Why."
"Ha ha!"
"Hello!"
"Do you still know me?"
"May I ask your name?"
"My last name is Yan."
"Last name?"
"The last name is Yan."
"Does a hundred family names have your surname?"
"That's the first one."
"Which sentence?"
"Zhao Qiansun eyes."
"I've never heard of it! Zhao Qiansun eyes? Zhao Qiansun Li!"
The five senses are arguing about whose contribution is the greatest. It is obviously a very common thing in life, but when it comes to the mouths of several comedians, it is extraordinarily interesting and witty!
...
middle continent.
Zhuang Xian frowned: "Qin Zhou is also a cross talk?"
Chang An sneered: "Now they have hit the muzzle. The horizontal comparison is the easiest way to see the difference. After watching our program, the audience will know which one is more exciting. Just look at this scene!"
On the stage of the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala.
The Liu brothers performed very well.
From time to time, the audience clapped and applauded.
There was no mistake at all. The Liu brothers were as funny as ever, and the quality of the program was as good as ever. No wonder the Liu brothers were invited every year for the Spring Festival Gala no matter which continent they were in. These two brothers could hold on to the scene!
But Zhuang Xian was still uneasy.
He suddenly found a place away from other people, opened the Qin Zhou Spring Festival Gala on the tablet by accident, and watched Qin Zhou's cross talk for a while.
Qinzhou stage.
The facial features are still arguing.
Nose: You face that mouth!
Head: Why am I facing him?
Nose: Hey! Get some delicious and delicious food, such as chicken, duck, fish, delicacies, orange soda, cream popsicles, you can put them all in your mouth! ah?
Head: I stuffed your nose, can you digest it, you?
Mouth: Come on nose, no matter how delicious he is, I didn’t touch the edge of my mouth, let you smell it first!
Nose: Huh? I'll smell it first, why do you have halazi?
Mouth: Nonsense! If you have a cold, I have to bear it for you when you are out of breath.
Eyes: Stop talking! You two are popular and spicy, and I look helplessly at nothing about me!
Ears: Yes! Can't I see it?
Head: All right, all right! There's nothing wrong with you two here.
Nose: This is a good thing, it all falls on the mouth!
Mouth: Alright! You just see my delicious food and spicy food! Which one of you will have a disaster, get sick, drink some bitter water, take a pill and not put it all in my mouth? What did I say? Just say your nose, clear water and snot can flow into my mouth, and I am your spittoon!
Ears: That's right, these earrings are still piercing my ears!
Mouth: Yes! It hurts your ears, I still have to grin.
Eyes: Yes, when you grin, I still have to squeeze tears.
Nose: Then my nose is sore, who am I messing with? Your eyes are not enough! Don't think I don't know, the 100-inch color TV in my head is bought for you!
...
Zhuang Xian was airborne, so he just watched without end.
However, Zhuang Xian understood the intention of this cross talk after only watching a few paragraphs of dialogue, which did not affect his understanding of the jokes of the cross talk at all!
Turned.
Looking at the performance of the Liu family brothers on the Zhongzhou stage, although there was a lot of laughter and applause from the audience, he always felt a little flustered, especially after seeing the screen full of audience bullet screens and comments:
"Hahaha!"
"Killing me!"
"I didn't expect that old thief Chu Kuang would be so good at cross talk!"
"The old thief is too good, you can find scripts from this angle!"
"The performances of the few teachers are also good, but the cross talk performed by five people is not messy at all!"
"It's so fun!"
"I have always thought that sketches are more exciting than cross talk. This is the first time I have discovered that good cross talk is not worse than sketches!"
"How fresh! Group cross talk!"
"Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, there is nothing new!"
"If the Liu family brothers are still at the same level as before, then I feel that the cross talk of the Liu family brothers should not be as good as "Five Senses Contest"!"
form!
conception!
angle!
Connotation!
This cross talk has everything it should have. You say it is a traditional cross talk, but it is still so novel. You say it is novel, but the traditional cross talk audience also buys it very much. Both the netizens and the audience are applauded!
To know.
This is a nearly twenty-minute cross talk!
However, after the 20-minute cross talk performance, none of the audience was impatient!
...
The whole network is admiring!
The cross talk between Qinzhou and Zhongzhou was even compared!
"The Liu family brothers' cross talk is as wonderful as ever. After all, the Liu family brothers grew up together. There is nothing to say about the tacit understanding, but Qin Zhou's cross talk directly opened up a precedent for group cross talk, probably because it was the first time I watched this kind of cross talk. It’s a form of cross talk, I always feel that the performance of five people is more shocking than two people!”
"Chu Kuang's book is too good!"
"For the first time, I feel that the Liu family brothers' cross talk is inferior to other people's cross talk!"
"Don't blame the Liu family brothers."
"This wave is two against five, hahaha!"
"Obviously it's two against six. The cross talk on Qinzhou's side is written by Chu Kuang, but when it comes to the creation of works, Chu Kuang is really good!"
"People in the novel circle, come and take a look!"
"The old thief is no longer satisfied with writing reasoning, fantasy, martial arts, and fairy tales. This guy now wants to write sketches and cross talk!"
"A little inexplicably moved."
"Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala really brought back the feeling of watching the Spring Festival Gala when I was a child."
"It is said that the quality of the programs of the Spring Festival Gala is getting worse and worse. If anyone dares to say that this year's Spring Festival Gala in Qinzhou is bad, I will be in a hurry. Even if Qin Zhou can't come up with any good programs later on, I will watch it!"
"How's Zhongzhou's ratings going?"
"This wave should be a tie. Although I think Qin Zhou's is more exciting, but the Liu brothers are very attractive. Many people have tuned the channel. I don't know that Qin Zhou's cross talk is more exciting."
...
The five senses competition is almost over!
Guo Leng, who played the role of the head, smiled at the audience and said, "I understand that the facial features are just like family members. Only when we love each other as a family can we win honors and gain happiness together!"
Five senses: "Yes!"
Ears: "Listen!"
Five Senses: "We can't hear you."
Ears: "Did you hear that?"
The audience was stunned for a moment, but suddenly there was a burst of singing in their ears, and they sang the song "Love each other as a family":
"I like to have warm lights waiting for me when I get home
I like to wake up and see everyone's smiling faces
I like to work hard for my family and my ideals as soon as I go out
I like a family looking at the same direction
When I like happiness I want to share it with you
I like to think of your warm embrace when I get hurt
I like to be angry when I think of how great you are always inclusive
I love bringing good memories home for you when traveling
because we are family
a loving family
Only with heart can we understand
Only with heart can we cherish
Why let the dark clouds cover your eyes..."
The show transitioned very naturally, and dozens of top stars from all continents actually sang on the same stage, all the kings and queens sang a line of lyrics!
The climax.
Direct stars chorus!
Even if it's aimed at so many celebrities, it's enough to cheer up the audience, let alone the song itself, which fits the tone of the Spring Festival Gala!
"Too ruthless!"
"Qin Zhou is too ruthless!"
"What kind of lineup is this Nima!"
"The top singers and queens from all continents are here!"
"This group of people are all qualified to attend the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala!"
"The white swan is here too!"
"The robot is here!"
"Several popular singers and queens of the masked singer king!"
"Didn't it mean that Zhongzhou also invited the white swan and the robot, and they rejected them, so they didn't participate in the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala, just to participate in Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala?"
"Good guy, Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is really great!"
"Qin Zhou doesn't have this attraction, it must be because of Father Yu's face!"
"After watching it all the way, the biggest feeling is that the budget for the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is really high!"
"The sponsor is Yanyan Hot Pot!"
"The other sponsor is Nurhong!"
"These two sponsors definitely gave a lot of money, especially Yanyan Hot Pot. Why does the project of Yuyu Dynasty always have this brand?"
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middle continent.
Zhuang Xian watched Qin Zhou's program, his eyes seemed to freeze!
Not only the cross talk just now stunned him, but the chorus later also made his mind sway!
What's more, this chorus shocked him even more than the cross talk!
Of course not because of how awesome the songs are.
The songs are really good, but the real point is the status and identity of this group of kings and queens!
Zhuang Xian recognized it at a glance!
There are a few top singers in the chorus of Qinzhou stars, and Zhongzhou sent out the invitation for the Spring Festival Gala!
They said no!
At that time, Zhuang Xian didn't think much about it, he only thought that some celebrities wanted to celebrate the New Year with their families during the Spring Festival.
until now.
Zhuang Xiancai realized:
These song kings and queens didn't want to spend the New Year with their families. They rejected Zhongzhou because they wanted to participate in the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala!
To be exact, it is because of Xianyu!
Zhuang Xian felt completely incomprehensible!
Why did they choose that fish over Middle-earth?
In the eyes of these song kings and queens, the weight of the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala is not as good as a Xianyu?
Isn't Xianyu just a qu father?
Is it worth their flattery?
They would rather sing a few lines of lyrics that are pitifully few in Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala than come to Zhongzhou Grand Spring Festival Gala to sing independently! ?
This is the first time!
Zhuang Xian is doubting Zhongzhou's signboard!
Before that, he showed Zhongzhou's signboard with any star in other continents, no matter how big the other party was, he would show the most serious attitude!
Sudden.
Mobile phone vibration!
Zhuang Xian looked at the news he had just received, and his pupils instantly shrank into needlepoints: "The ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala have slightly surpassed yours, of course the margin is very small. I can press the news for Zhongzhou for an hour, but if Zhongzhou accepts If you still can't win the ratings within an hour, this year's scene is really ugly..."
Zhuang Xian squeezed the phone tightly!
In the history of Blue Star, there has never been a precedent for a big Spring Festival Gala losing to a local Spring Festival Gala!
And if Zhongzhou loses to the local Spring Festival Gala, it will be the most embarrassing time for Zhongzhou in so many years!
Zhuang Xian is sure!
If Zhongzhou can't win back the viewership, the Spring Festival Gala group he leads will never want to be the leader of the Spring Festival Gala in this life, and many people may even have to retire early with him...
"Will not!"
"There is still hope!"
"There are still good shows!"
Zhuang Xian seemed to be encouraging himself, although he understood that even if he regained the ratings, it was just to save his respect. Zhongzhou was so embarrassed by the local Spring Festival Gala, it was tantamount to Xianyu slapping Zhongzhou's countless bosses hard It's one thing for Xianyu to completely offend Zhongzhou because of this slap, but it's another thing for him to be dismissed after this Spring Festival Gala.