Chapter 991: Crazy Rating Ratings
blue star.
Qinzhou TV Station.
The audience is engrossed!
The dances are good, the songs are good, and even the choice of the host is very in line with the audience's wishes!
Now.
On Qinzhou TV station, Shi Yan and Chen Feng appeared again!
All this made everyone curious about the content of Qin Zhou's first sketch!
...
At this point the skit has begun.
Shi Yan plays a director who is about to shoot a play, but the actors never show up.
beside.
A passer-by recommended himself and wanted to participate in the performance. The performer of this passer-by was Chen Feng, who had just made everyone cheer.
Shi Yan: "Have you ever acted in a movie?"
Chen Feng was excited: ""The Truman Show", "Life of Pi", "The Tuner", "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", "Spiderman", "Hachigong", "Resident Evil"... ..."
Shi Yan was surprised.
Chen Feng's voice continued: "I have seen all these movies."
Flutter.
The audience laughed.
This bundle was a success.
Basically, the audience knows that these movies are Xianyu's.
Shi Yan had no choice but to agree in the end: "What we are going to shoot today is very simple, that is eating noodles."
"Eat noodle?"
Chen Feng suddenly covered his mouth with his hands, and said to the audience in a vicious manner: "I just didn't eat today."
Audience: "Hahahahaha!"
Shi Yan turned to look at Chen Feng: "What did you say?"
Chen Feng changed the topic: "I said I will do a good job today."
The audience laughed again!
Shi Yan believed it was true: "Every department has paid attention, and the photographers are all ready..."
beside.
Chen Feng began to serve the noodles, his movements were vivid, and he once again showed a chicken thief and a proud expression: "Boiled noodles!"
This is just great!
As the director, Shi Yan was busy preparing for the shooting.
On Chen Feng's side, he just hugged a bowl and began to feast on it!
suck!
suck!
suck!
...
this moment!
The audience was shocked, and while shocked, the scene burst into laughter!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"This acting is really amazing, it's completely unreal!"
"My God, there is no noodles in the bucket, how did he manage to be so alive!"
"Teacher Chen Feng is amazing, this is a performing artist!"
"If you say he is funny, he is very professional; if you say he is professional, how can he be so funny!"
"It's obviously eating air, but I'm starving!"
"Could it be that there is no real thing to eat and broadcast?"
"It's delicious!"
"I'll have braised noodles for breakfast tomorrow!"
That's awesome!
No real show!
With only a bowl and a pair of chopsticks, Chen Feng can act out the feeling of serving noodles and eating noodles, and it doesn't make the audience feel that the show is out of order, and even gives the audience a feeling that he eats delicious food!
...
on the stage.
Shi Yan said suddenly: "What voice!"
Chen Feng quickly covered the bowl, trying hard to swallow the food in his mouth.
In fact, there is no food in his mouth at all, because this is a non-physical show!
Yet his movements are so natural!
It gave people a feeling that there was food in his mouth!
"Quiet!"
Turning his head, Shi Yan continued to talk about the play.
Chen Feng continued to eat: "Suck and suck..."
After the exchange, Shi Yan went to Chen Feng: "The scene of this episode is..."
Shi Yan's voice stopped.
Chen Feng had eaten to the last moment, the whole bowl just covered his face, and the chopsticks were planing quickly, accompanied by countless sucking sounds!
...
Backstage.
Everyone in Fish Dynasty burst out laughing!
Chen Zhiyu hilariously said, "This acting is amazing!"
Sun Yaohuo also grinned: "The key is that the performance is very funny!"
Xia Fan: "I've seen them rehearse before, but when I saw the official performance, I still burst out laughing!"
Jiang Kui suddenly asked, "Is this script written by Chu Kuang?"
Wei Haoyun was taken aback: "The old thief Chu Kuang seems to be someone who can write sketches?"
Zhao Yinghong said: "Don't call Chukuang old thief in front of the representative, after all, he is a good brother of the representative."
When everyone heard the words, they nodded in agreement.
...
The show goes on.
Shi Yan said: "It's already eight o'clock, you are eating noodles, your girlfriend calls you outside, after you finish eating noodles, put down the bowl and run, there are two lines in total: Why are you in a hurry..."
Chen Feng: "I'm not in a hurry."
Shi Yan was helpless: "I said you only have two lines, what are you talking about..."
Chen Feng said: "There are two lines in total, I'm not in a hurry."
Shi Yan was in a hurry: "I said a total of two lines, what are you talking about..."
Chen Feng: "Yes! I'm really not in a hurry, director!"
From helplessness to excitement to the roar of the best blood pressure rise, Shi Yan finally explained it clearly to Chen Feng.
According to the plot, during a rehearsal, Chen Feng ate another bowl of noodles, feeling very comfortable.
The rehearsal is over.
Shi Yan: "How do you feel?"
Chen Feng: "It tastes good!"
Shi Yan: "I'm asking how you feel here!"
Chen Feng: "I'm full!"
Crash!
The audience was overjoyed!
Someone shouted loudly: "Okay!"
Countless applause!
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!
...
In a media studio, a reporter was holding a tablet, laughing from ear to ear!
inside the room.
A total of eight reporters worked overtime.
Everyone holds a tablet and is responsible for watching the Spring Festival Gala of Qin, Qi, Chu, Yan, Han, Zhao, Wei and Zhongzhou respectively.
This is the best way to report the news as soon as possible.
but.
When others saw the reporter laughing, they couldn't help wondering.
"You are in charge of watching the special news about the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, right? What program is so funny right now?"
"Sketch!"
"What skit?"
"A sketch written by Chu Kuang."
"Chu Kuang really wrote sketches!"
The other reporters stared at each other immediately: "Then what the hell are you waiting for, send out a press release, this is big news, by the way, who did this sketch!"
The reporter said: "Shi Yan Chen Feng, hahahahahahahaha!"
See the wonderful place again!
The eyes of the other reporters widened: "What amazing news, you are still laughing, write a manuscript and send it out!"
Eh?
The reporter finally regained his composure, but after hesitating for a while, he said, "Wait until I'm finished, it should be over soon!"
Several journalist colleagues: "Is it really so funny?"
The man nodded: "Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala looks so exciting, the top hosts from eight continents..."
Colleague: "What!"
You just know how much big news you missed while watching the Spring Festival Gala and giggling!
...
on TV.
The sketch is at the end!
The burden of foreshadowing has exploded!
In order to film this scene well, Chen Feng ate the third bowl of noodles.
He's already a little stretched!
Shi Yan: "Act naturally, don't feel like filming!"
Chen Feng: "I just want to...don't feel it?"
Shi Yan: "Okay, start filming, eat noodles!"
Chen Feng: "Suck it, suck it!"
Shi Yan: "Say, say, say the lines!"
Chen Feng managed to swallow the noodles in his mouth, and waved his hand: "I don't feel it!"
Loud laughter!
This time the burden is the loudest!
It's not that the joke itself exploded, but that the whole emotion has been paved here, so this line is especially funny!
But this is not the end.
When rehearsing the section of eating noodles again, a similar scene happened.
Shi Yan: "Tell me, words!"
Chen Feng: "Ci'er!"
Shi Yan: "Lines!"
Chen Feng: "Lines!"
These bowls of noodles directly overwhelmed Chen Feng, and he started talking nonsense!
And at this time.
The plot has entered the final epilogue, and it is also the biggest climax!
The last bowl of noodles.
Chen Feng really wanted to get less money.
Shi Yan directly picked up the bucket and poured it all into his bowl!
Chen Feng was about to cry: "Don't ignore the director, how can you eat this!"
Shi Yan: "Persevere, we can finish filming in one minute, all departments are ready, let's start!"
Chen Feng looked at the noodles with a painful expression.
This guy is out of control, he just didn't eat for a while, and he talked about braised noodles for a while, his smug look is in stark contrast to the overfed look he is now.
"Eat, eat, eat!"
"Suck up..."
"Talk, talk, say the lines!"
"What are you... hiccup... you... hiccup..."
Chen Feng couldn't stand it anymore!
He's hiccupping nonstop!
At this moment, the audience couldn't stand it anymore!
The audience cheered and laughed loudly while applauding: "Hahahahahahaha!"
...
tribe!
blog!
Circle of friends!
All exploded!
This skit has been paved layer by layer, and the final effect is beyond everyone's imagination!
"Hahahahaha!"
"My stomach hurts from laughing!"
"As expected of Teacher Chen Feng and Shi Yan!"
"This is the best skit the two of them have ever worked together!"
"The unreal show is amazing!"
"The artist's skills and acting skills are on stage!"
"It's best that Mr. Chen Feng hiccups and talks, it's exactly like a person who is full, and I'm starting to feel full!"
"Five bowls of noodles, and such a big bowl, absolutely!"
"The performance is good, and the book is good too. Who would dare to believe that this is a sketch written by Chu Kuang?"
"Yeah, I almost forgot about this!"
"This nima turned out to be a book written by the old thief Chu Kuang?"
"I'm convinced!"
"Chu Kuang old thief is too perverted!"
"I always thought that old thief Chu Kuang was the best at making people cry, but I didn't expect this guy to be able to make people laugh!"
"It's okay to laugh, this old thief is probably trying to use the happiness he brought me tonight to offset his previous debts!"
"For those who celebrate the Chinese New Year, don't bother with this old thief, and send him four words: Happy Chinese New Year!"
...
In the Spring Festival Gala, skits are always the highlight!
Qinzhou's sketches appeared earlier than other continents' sketches!
Plus Chu Kuang's gimmick!
Plus the fame of Chen Feng and Shi Yan!
The audience attracted by this skit is undoubtedly huge!
middle continent.
Blue Star ratings monitoring center.
A staff member's gaze changed: "Look!"
Swish Swish Swish!
A few staff members came over, and then their eyes changed!
"this!"
"How can it be?"
"Is it rising too fast?"
"What show did they show?"
"It should not be a specific program, or a certain program is just an inducement."
"What really led to this result is probably the word-of-mouth effect."
"Even so, the ratings are rising too fast!"
on the staff's screen.
Qin Zhou's ratings are always rising, and the rate is getting more and more exaggerated!
...
Chuzhou.
A certain young man was making a phone call.
"Honey, let's hang up the phone, let's watch the Spring Festival Gala first, okay?"
"Do you not love me anymore, and would rather watch the Spring Festival Gala than accompany me!"
"I didn't, I'm sharing the Spring Festival Gala with you!"
"Then me or the Spring Festival Gala, which one do you think is more important?"
"Of course it's you!"
"You actually compare me to the Spring Festival Gala!"
"You're never finished!"
"Not only did you compare me to the Spring Festival Gala, but you also beat me!"
"piss off."
The young man hung up the phone, very angry.
Two minutes later, watching "Eating Noodles", he burst out laughing, hahahahahahahaha, forget all your troubles!
Women will only affect me watching the Spring Festival Gala!
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South Korea.
Someone is smoking on the balcony.
Suddenly someone shouted downstairs:
"Brother Li?"
"Old Wang?"
"Come out to smoke at night?"
"Well, I'm in a bad mood and I had an argument with my wife."
"Call my sister-in-law to watch the Spring Festival Gala!"
"I'm not interested in the Spring Festival Gala."
"That's because you haven't seen Qin Zhou's Spring Festival Gala!"
"ah?"
"Looking at the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, it's more interesting than smoking stuffy cigarettes here, and spend more time with the children if you have nothing to do, let's watch the Spring Festival Gala together as a family!"
"Really?"
"Believe me, this Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is really exciting!"
...
Yanzhou.
Someone knocked on the bedroom.
A voice came from inside: "Dad, what's the matter, playing games!"
Dad: "Come out to watch the Spring Festival Gala!"
Son: "How can games be interesting in the Spring Festival Gala?"
Dad: "Qin Zhou's Spring Festival Gala is more interesting than games!"
There was no sound inside.
After a while, the door opened.
Dad laughed and said, "Why don't you continue playing games?"
The son curled his lips: "A guy hung up the phone and said that he went to watch the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala. Does the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala look good?"
Dad pouted: "It's really good. It was a sketch just now. It's very exciting. You missed it. I'm going to sing now. However, Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala was organized by Xianyu, and the quality of the songs is quite good."
The son sighed: "I think the songs in the Spring Festival Gala are very boring."
This word just fell.
Fei Yang's voice suddenly came from the TV:
"My passion is like a fire
burned the whole desert
When the sun sees me, it will hide from me
It will also be afraid of my fire of love
With the desert I will never be lonely
full of youthful flowers
i'm singing loudly you're softly singing
A little river of love intoxicated in the desert..."
This song is exciting!
It is too in line with Yan people's aesthetics!
The son and father looked at each other, and suddenly shook their bodies excitedly, their jaws back and forth following the melody!
...
Sharing is human nature!
This is the reason for the formation of word-of-mouth effect!
Countless viewers who were conquered by the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala began to call for friends!
Crash!
One pass ten ten pass one hundred hundred pass one thousand!
Friend to Friend of Friend to Friend of Friend of Friend!
Loop spread!
Qinzhou TV has more and more viewers!
The ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala are getting higher and higher!
"Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is wonderful!"
"The Treasure Spring Festival Gala is so simple!"
"I used to be a staunch supporter of Zhongzhou, but now I was directly captured by Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala!"
"Another good song!"
"The singer turned out to be Fei Yang!"
"Hot desert, this song is suitable for Fei Yang!"
"The arrangement of this program is very interesting. After watching the better program, we will arrange songs to be sung for everyone to relax."
"I don't know what happened to Qin Zhou's ratings!"
"I think it should be the top three in Blue Star's ratings!"
"The number one must be Central Continent."
"No. 1 in Central Continent has no suspense and will not be surpassed. After all, it is a big Spring Festival Gala, and the quality of the program is also good, but I always feel that Qin Zhou is more in line with my heart."
Netizens are discussing.
In the director group of Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala.
Zhuang Xian got a provisional ratings report.
Zhuang Xian's eyelids twitched suddenly when he saw the data ranking above!
This is the ratings by continent?
The assistant director Chang An next to him came over to take a look, and then his blood pressure suddenly rose!
"How can it be!"
"Why panic, it's still early!"
Zhuang Xian took a deep breath, but felt very uneasy in his heart.
Chang An gritted his teeth: "They must have put the best programs first, and wanted to be the first to win. The six-hour Spring Festival Gala is a protracted battle..."
That's exactly what they said.
However, Chang An was also very disturbed in his heart.
Viewership reports show:
Qin Zhou ranked second in ratings.
This is not the scariest thing, there must always be someone second, and second place is possible on any continent!
The most frightening thing is that since the beginning of the Spring Festival Gala, Qinzhou's ratings growth rate has surpassed that of all continents including Zhongzhou, and its ratings line chart has reached an exaggerated level!
...
Qin Zhou.
on TV.
"You give me little raindrops to nourish my heart; I give you a little breeze to blow your flowers; the little flowers in love belong to you and me, our love is like a passionate desert..."
my passion!
Like a fire!
Fei Yang sang hi directly!
Backstage.
Control room.
Tong Shuwen smiled.
Can this fire reach Zhongzhou's ass?