Chapter 229 Second Brush (100/2)

Chapter 229 Second Brush (1002)

Hilarious and still going.

Because of a "Tang Yin Poetry Collection" and Mrs. Hua's anger, Tang Bohu had to continue to hide his identity and be his Hua An.

When Tang Bohu knocked on the bowl and rapped, the barrage was already quite dense:

"I'm not a human being!"

"I scold myself!"

"Pfft, can you order something from Yangjian?"

"Look at Mrs. Hua and the others, they are monsters!"

"These women can hear orgasms when they listen to music?"

"Who knew that Tang Bohu... No way, he's too devilish!"

"Xianyu really deserves to be a master composer. The music in this movie, without the spoof elements, is really good!"

"My stomach cramps from laughing!"

"..."

Knocking on bowls, small benches, and pillars, Tang Bohu can compose music for everything, which can be regarded as a thorough implementation of his own evaluation:

Poetry and painting are both outstanding, and he is good at rhythm.

In other movies, this kind of setting is really just a setting, but in this movie, everything is extremely convincing!

Tang Bohu's poems.

Tang Bohu's temperament.

They are all of a high level without a doubt!

The first of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River is well-deserved!

Movies are a series of lines, and redundant characters do not need to exist.

When the story entered a turning point again, Zhu Zhishan appeared.

He pretended to be Tang Bohu, but was arrested in Washington, just as King Ning, who was about to rebel, came to trouble Hua Taishi.

Yes.

When Zhu Zhishan pretended to be Tang Bohu and started a dewy relationship with Sister Shiliu, and in front of everyone, drew a picture of a chicken pecking rice in a serious manner, even the most laughable people burst out laughing!

This is the famous scene of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance".

It can become a famous scene because this passage is really classic——

"Phoenix's proud intentions are awesome!"

"True tiger, come out soon hahahahahaha."

"Brother Zhishan, hurry up and find your sister Pomegranate."

"Pfft, Miss Pomegranate..."

"Who can stand this!"

"Peerless Sister Pomegranate!"

"..."

Deng Chi also started to have a stomachache.

Yes, it was a smile.

This movie seems to have new jokes popping up every second, which makes people laugh.

What?

depression?

At least for this moment, Deng Chi completely forgot about this, he clutched his stomach, almost bursting into tears.

In fact.

The plot of the movie has developed to this point, and the famous scenes have been one after another.

at this time.

King Ning sent out his staff and issued a couplet: "There are three masters in one village and two miles away who don't know the four books, five classics and six righteousness, so dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons how bold they are!"

As soon as this couplet came out, not to mention Hua Taishi was confused, the audience was also confused!

There is no doubt that this couplet is difficult.

And just under the expectation of the audience, the real Tang Bohu appeared on the stage, and he directly continued: "Ten households and nine poverty-stricken people collected 827 cents, 6 cents, 5 cents and 4 cents, and they are half-hearted and first-class dirty!"

"wrong."

The staff officer sneered.

Deng Chi frowned.

Tang Bohu's couplet is certainly interesting, but it is not neat, and the truth and reality are different, but this is a movie, maybe there is no need to be more realistic...

"just kidding."

Tang Bohu said casually: "Ten temples, nine monks, and eight scrolls follow the seven precepts, six principles and five laws, but unfortunately there are only four, three, and two disciples who are helpless."

Deng Chi's eyes lit up!

This is indeed right!

The good is not only here?

It seems to be to make Tang Bohu's outstanding literary talent more convincing, the following couplets, each couplet is high-energy ahead——

"In the picture, the dragon does not sing and the tiger does not howl, the little book boy is ridiculous!"

"On the chessboard, the cart has no wheels and the horse has no reins, and the sound is general, beware, beware!"

"Yingyingyanyanyancuicuihonghong is harmonious everywhere!"

"Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, year after year, night and night, day and night!!"

"Ten mouths of mind, think of the king, think of the country, think of the community."

"Admiring the eight eyes, enjoying the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance~"

"you……"

"Just kidding, thank you every inch of your body, thank God thank you King."

It's a gag, but it's easy to say...

The battle is not neat, just a joke...

Not to mention eternal absolutes, at least it can be seen that the gold content of these couplets is extremely high!

Not just funny!

At the same time, it feels refreshing and refreshing!

And the style of this movie will never be exactly three seconds. After the audience felt refreshed, laughter followed, and the staff officer suddenly fell to the ground and vomited blood...

"The legendary three liters of vomiting blood?"

"This pair is on fire!"

"Can't I match one of these pairs?"

"Write poems in front, play couplets here, Xianyu please accept my knee!"

"Mama asked me why I watched movies on my knees..."

"This movie is simply Xianyu's solo show!"

"After the show of music and poetry, and the show of poetry and couplets, I can only say that I am envious..."

"Bexiu cried for it!"

"Xianyu will write more poems in the future!"

"I'm sorry I don't have connotation, I just smiled."

"Me too, laugh out loud!"

"What is that, I can laugh like a pig!"

"..."

From funny, to surprise, to shock, the barrage is already densely packed at the moment. I am afraid that even the audience who usually don't like to interact will be blown out by this famous scene!

Can remain calm without an audience...

It's not that this movie kills all audiences, but because audiences who don't like this movie have slipped away at the moment, and the audience who saw this movie are really attracted by this movie!

Just then.

A barrage floated from the corner that made many people's hearts tremble: "I'll tell you a ghost story and watch the progress bar."

"..."

Deng Chi just saw this barrage, and then he felt that his depression was about to start:

"Hold on to the progress bar!"

This movie... is about to end!

Other viewers besides Deng Chi also noticed that the progress bar could no longer hold up, and there were endless bullet screens encouraging Mr. Progress to hold on...

Happy to see you!

This movie is full of high energy, and when encountering such a movie, many viewers are reluctant to end the movie.

But there is no banquet that lasts forever.

Following the retreat of King Ning, after Tang Bohu had a wonderful fight with the deadly scholar, he finally embraced the beauty.

Of course.

During this process, the jokes did not weaken at the end of the movie, and many interesting stalks continued to appear.

For example, "Give me back Piao Piao fist"...

For example, after the battle between Mrs. Hua and the deadly scholar, they actually exchanged clothes...

For example, Tang Bohu completed a picture of "Spring Trees and Autumn Frost" in a short time, and he even said that the weather in the south wind is a bit humid...

Another example is when Tang Bohu recited a poem while ordering Qiuxiang, but Sister Shiliu was in a hurry to urinate, so she couldn't help but take a step forward...

The appearance of these jokes almost made Deng Chi forget about the progress bar.

Therefore, when the movie ended with Qiu Xiang pulling Tang Bohu to play Pai Gow, Deng Chi suddenly felt a sense of loss.

it's over?

It's over?

At this time, it is necessary to give full play to the superiority of the Internet.

Deng Chi reopened the movie without hesitation.

Wangda's on-demand feature is that it costs five yuan to watch it once. Want to watch it again?

That will continue to cost money.

It's the same as a theatrical movie.

It costs money to watch a movie once, and it won't be free for the second time just because you watch it once.

But Deng Chi definitely doesn't care about the money. The first time this movie is for fun, the second time you can enjoy it...

Replay!

As a result, Deng Chi saw that many bullet screens at the beginning of the movie were the same as himself, floating over row by row:

"Second brush."

"Same as the second brush."

"Go back and look at it again."

"Hahahaha, double-check and double-click, this movie makes people laugh so much!"

"Bastard, the movie that just came out is the second one?"

"It's so beautiful, I can't help but watch it again."

"I was in a bad mood, but after watching this movie, all my troubles are gone."

"..."

At this time, the new audience, seeing so many "second brush" bullet screens, wondered if they had gone to the wrong set.

How can there be so many second-brush bullet screens for a new movie?

exist?

Sailors invited?

Can you take me with you?

Call it a day.

I wrote more than 8,000 words and couldn't write anymore...

How do other authors achieve 10,000 or even 20,000 or 30,000 words a day?