Chapter 228

Chapter 228

The slogan is exaggerated, and the cover even features a beautiful girl with long legs to attract wolves. "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" fits Deng Chi's perception of bad movies, so Deng Chi didn't plan to watch it.

But the movie clicked on, but Deng Chi didn't quit immediately.

How about an old saying?

come here...

The cannonball I made an appointment with, I have to finish it with tears in my eyes...

The movie I clicked on, shouldn't be blind if I watch it twice?

While Deng Chi was thinking about it, the plot had already unfolded.

The protagonist of this movie is Tang Bohu, a master of both poetry and painting, with a wealth of wealth, and he is also the first of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River.

Deng Chi knew that Su City in Qinzhou was called Suzhou in ancient times, and the south of Qinzhou was called Jiangnan.

But that's beside the point.

The point is the beginning of this movie.

I saw Tang Bohu took out the brush in a very stylish way...

Deng Chi thought that the protagonist was about to start creating, writing and drawing, but this guy was actually roasting chicken wings?

It turns out that the brush is not dipped in ink, but in soy sauce?

What kind of brain circuit is this screenwriter?

Also very interesting.

Immediately afterwards, Zhu Zhishan appeared on the stage.

The movie uses dialogues to introduce the identity of Zhu Zhishan, one of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, and Tang Bohu's good friend.

That's not the point either.

The point is that Zhu Zhishan doesn't look like a wit at all, and is even more unreliable than Tang Bohu roasting chicken wings with a brush.

He turned out to be a bad gambler, he often cleared himself of all his losses, and then asked Tang Bohu to sell his paintings for money...

Although the dialogue is simple and rough, there are a lot of small stalks interspersed.

Next, Tang Bohu was finally going to paint.

However, what stunned Deng Chi was that Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan's body in his paintings...

bang bang bang.

Boom boom boom.

After such operations, Tang Bohu really drew a beautiful ink painting!

Exaggerated?

Very exaggerated!

Nonsense?

Very bullshit!

The screenwriter is simply brilliant.

But for some reason, Deng Chi felt that it was more interesting, even though he didn't laugh——

As a person with a great sense of humor, Deng Chi can make a "funny" evaluation of a movie, which is already a very high standard.

This time, Deng Chi was not in a hurry to withdraw.

This movie successfully aroused his interest.

at the same time.

Deng Chi saw a series of bullet screens appearing above the movie. Compared to people like Deng Chi who have a great sense of humor, these bullet screens are too joyful:

"Fuck!"

"Killing me!"

"Hahahahahaha, the lifeblood of this guy has drawn the little bug in the eagle's mouth..."

"Are you an eagle or a worm in an eagle's beak?"

"Anyway, I don't have a checkmark."

"..."

Deng Chi didn't block the barrage.

Although he himself has a good laugh, he will be in a good mood when he sees these sand sculpture netizens happy in the barrage.

Probably because, happiness is contagious?

The plot continues.

It turned out that Tang Bohu had eight wives.

It's just that the painting styles of these eight wives are not quite right.

They were obsessed with Pai Gow, made the birds painted by Tang Bohu into chickens, and used Tang Bohu's poetry collection as a table...

Tang Bohu forced a smile on his face.

But his old mother couldn't understand: "You are young and promising now, you have a successful career, a lot of money, and a lot of wives and concubines. You should be the happiest person in the world. Why do you have a long face all day long?"

Seeing this, Deng Chi suddenly felt as if he had been hit.

Tang Bohu looks like himself!

There are also people who often don't understand Deng Chi, saying that Deng Chi is handsome and rich, and his girlfriends are more beautiful than the other, why he still suffers from depression...

At this moment, Deng Chi felt that he understood Tang Bohu very well.

It's a pity that this kind of sad emotion can't spread, it is diluted by the next scene, Tang Bohu's eight wives together...

Hanged?

Tang Bohu admired: "Eight people hanged themselves together, how spectacular!"

Deng Chi had the urge to laugh for the first time.

Eight of your wives hanged themselves, you just think it's spectacular?

He was once again shown by the protagonist's brain circuit, to be more precise, by the screenwriter's brain circuit...

In this movie, the style of painting always deviates inadvertently.

Every time the painting style deviates, it will produce a strong interest.

Deng Chi has watched so many comedies, "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" is the most unreasonable one!

What's more unreasonable is that King Ning sent someone to ask Tang Bohu to be a staff officer, but Tang Bohu was happily eating chicken wings while pretending to be sick.

Faced with doubts, Tang Bohu sang unhurriedly: "Because... I like braised chicken wings..."

The other party sang along: "But your mother said that you will ascend to heaven soon..."

The old woman continued to sing: "You should eat as much as you want, if you don't eat now, you won't have a chance to eat later..."

ha?

What the hell?

The corner of Deng Chi's mouth twitched, feeling that he was completely shown.

Can you still play like this?

Are you still singing?

As for the rebellion, can you be more serious?

What's even weirder is...

Singing is also very rhythmic?

Deng Chi felt that he couldn't hold back anymore.

But when the doctor took Tang Bohu's pulse, but Tang Bohu played the pulse into music, the corners of Deng Chi's mouth twitched even more.

The barrage has already blossomed at this time:

"My God, is it so fun?"

"I'm so silly laughing!"

"I believe this is Xianyu's movie, the songs in it are so fierce!"

"Seek the source of the original song!"

"What fairy movie is this?"

"The screenwriter is definitely not a blue star, aliens have this kind of brain circuit!"

"..."

This movie is not rigorous at all, and the logic cannot withstand scrutiny, but the strange thing is that no one thinks it is inappropriate, but only thinks it is funny.

Spoof!

Ghost!

This style of painting runs through the following plot.

The four great wits go out on a trip, take off their clothes after a disagreement...

There are also flowery looking back, classic nostril picking...

The barrage has ushered in a wave of peaks. Judging from the number, it seems that there are more waves than one wave, and the laughter is also stronger than the wave.

The plot enters the main line.

In order to sneak into Washington and get close to Qiuxiang, Tang Bohu competes with passers-by.

Tang Bohu found someone to pretend to be dead, and sold himself to bury his father.

A passer-by pushed a family of seven dead people over, and the other's dog died while whimpering...

"puff!"

Deng Chi couldn't help laughing.

And when Tang Bohu pinched the cockroach, yelled at Xiaoqiang, and cried loudly, Deng Chi couldn't stop laughing.

In the end, a passer-by knocked himself to death with a stick in order to compare his misfortune. Deng Chi laughed until his stomach ached!

At this moment, he is no different from the sand sculpture netizens in the barrage...

"God is so strong!"

"The dog is actually dead, hahaha, it's too bad, it's killing me!"

"Is it okay to beat the tragedy?"

"This guy actually knocked himself to death..."

"Too hard, too hard!"

"Friendly reminder, don't eat or drink water while watching this movie! Don't ask me how I know!"

"Damn, you didn't say it earlier! The labor and management were drinking water just now, and now they are choking!"

"I can't do it, I can't do it, I'm laughing!"

"..."

It took a long time before Deng Chi stopped smiling.

For those who have never watched nonsensical movies, once the brain waves match, the effect of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" is terrifying!

Deng Chi almost forgot when was the last time he laughed heartily.

Of course, not all bullet screens are boasting.

There are also some bullet screens saying:

"What the hell?"

"It's a mess."

"I can't understand it at all."

"This movie has no meaning at all."

"..."

These bullet screens are automatically filtered out.

Bars are everywhere.

Looking for connotations in comedies, did my buddies go to the wrong set?

And you've been watching it for so long, haven't you understood the style of this movie?

Anyway, the vast majority of people couldn't stop laughing when they saw this.

Amidst the laughter of countless audiences, Tang Bohu entered Washington.

At this time, the plot has been connected in series.

Mrs. Hua has an enmity with the Tang family, so she hates Tang Bohu...

And Qiu Xiang, whom Tang Bohu had been thinking about, had a crush on Tang Bohu, a great talent, and even recited Tang Bohu's poem:

"Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, Peach Blossom Immortals in Peach Blossom Temple. Peach Blossom Immortals plant peach trees, and pick peach blossoms in exchange for wine money."

Seeing this, Deng Chi's laughter suddenly subsided slightly, and a strange expression flashed across his face——

This poem was written by the screenwriter?

No matter how spoofed the previous plot and how magical the screenwriter's brain circuit is, it cannot be ignored to the level of this verse.

Anyone with a little literary literacy can recognize the artistic conception of this poem!

This screenwriter has something!

There are not a few people who have similar feelings to Deng Chi, and the barrage was obviously shocked:

"This poem is of a very high level!"

"Check it out, it's original by the screenwriter."

"You are fast, how many years have you been single?"

"The screenwriter is Xianyu...I'm so convinced, Xianyu's literary talent is too terrifying, this poem is absolutely amazing!"

"No wonder Xianyu's lyrics are so well written!"

"Why do I feel that Xianyu is a bit like Tang Bohu?"

"Don't tell me, it's really... His lyrics and music are in the style of everyone... But the script he wrote is very nonsense and spoof, it's a bit like Tang Bohu's game..."

"..."

The audience was more or less shocked.

But this is not the end, because Tang Bohu himself answered a few lines, which seemed to be the same poem as Qiu Xiang's recitation:

"The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through. I don't see the tombs of heroes in the five tombs, and there are no flowers and no wine to hoe the fields."

Wow!

It exploded!

If it is said that everyone was just surprised and surprised when they heard the few lines Qiuxiang read, then when these lines came out, many viewers were already stunned and shocked!

"Again?"

"This poem is a fortress!"

"The screenwriter is such a god!"

"It's the same song that Qiuxiang read, right?"

"I said before that this movie has no connotation, let me stop! Do these few poems have enough connotation for you!"

"At first I thought it was a funny movie... Now I realize how talented the screenwriter is!"

"Stone hammer! Tang Bohu is Xianyu, and Xianyu is Tang Bohu!"

"..."

At this moment, Deng Chi's eyes were staring like eggs!

He couldn't help breathing a little too fast...

The world laughs at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at others not being able to see through?

At the beginning, what happened to Tang Bohu only made Deng Chi feel a little empathy, but these few poems pierced Deng Chi's heart directly like a sharp knife!

He felt that all his emotions were fully expressed by this poem!

funny?

Really being a screenwriter can only be funny, that's really funny!

This screenwriter hides too deeply!

His literary attainments and his level of verse directly raised this movie to a new level!

"Xianyu?"

A lot of bullet screens are saying that the screenwriter is Xianyu.

Originally, Deng Chi didn't pay much attention to it, he just thought it sounded familiar, but at this moment he suddenly remembered...

Xianyu seems to be a composer?

The screenwriter of this movie is Xianyu?

This person is too good!

At this moment, in Deng Chi's heart, a trace of admiration for Xianyu arose in Deng Chi's heart. What a state it is to hoe and farm without flowers and wine...

Don't say that Qiuxiang worships Tang Bohu!

Deng Chi felt that he was about to become Tang Bohu's fan!

And at this time...

The movie is not over yet!

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