Chapter 126: [Death Squad]
When Ye Kong, Fatty Hai and the Li brothers came back, they were stunned to find that on Yueyang's bed, there was a beautiful sleeping lady Yu Jie.
In front of the bed, there is a little panda girl who is shaking a pair of little feet and eating sweets with a smile on her face.
How is this going? "Ye Kong was stunned. It's a miracle that he took down a sister Yu so quickly!
Picked it up on the side of the road! "Student Yue Yang explained casually.
Brother, where did you pick it up? "Judging from Fatty Hai's tone, he seems to want to pick one up too.
Just downstairs. "Student Yue Yang spoke the truth with difficulty.
I'm not going to kill me, I'm going to commit suicide..." Fatty Hai burst into tears and hit his head hard against the wall. He felt that he had spent two years in the academy for nothing. In the past two years, he hadn't picked up a lost little girl. This kid Fortunately, within a day after he came here, he picked them up, and both Sister Yu and Loli Rao were picked up!
Comparing people to people, it makes people mad!
Fatty Hai felt that if he stayed with this kid for a long time, he would cry to death, if not mad.
Moreover, it was the kind of guy who died of dehydration after crying dry tears... this kid's luck. It's too low self-esteem. Could it be that he is the illegitimate child of Goddess of Luck? Why is all the luck in the world shrouded in him? Fatty Hai really wanted to put three big bowls of vinegar in front of him, and then eat. If you drink up your anger, maybe you won't feel so sour, and you'll feel better.
The little panda Niu Niu cutely sucks her finger. While blinking his big eyes, he looked at Fatty Hai. Suddenly he said a shocking sentence: "Brother, this fat man is a fool!
Ah, can she still talk? Ye Kong and the others are going to faint, another talking beast?
I'm no fool, to tell you, I'm a super smart smart person who can easily count to a hundred by the age of eight and write my own name by the age of nine. How about I haven't wet the bed since I was ten years old? Am I good? Little sister, my name is Hai Dafu, everyone calls me Young Master Hai, but I am your brother's boss! Come, come, I'll give you candy too! "Hai Dafu happened to also have a pack of maltose, which he bought specially to please Yue Bing.
The little panda girl Niuniu looked at the amber-like maltose and was a little moved.
But she shook her head in the end: "Mom said you can't eat fool's food, otherwise you will be handsome, so I don't want to be a fool!"
Fatty Hai, Bang,
He fell to the ground with a sound.
This blow is really too big!
If the Li brothers hadn't pulled him, he would have committed suicide by jumping off the building. Ye Kong burst into tears with a smile, praised Niu Niu again and again, and gave her a thumbs up: "Yes, you are right, idiots are contagious!"
The little panda Niu Niu suddenly showed an extremely frightened expression, it seemed that she was really afraid of Fatty Hai's idiot.
Yue Yang hurriedly comforted her who was so frightened that she was about to cry: "Brother Ye Kong is teasing you, it's okay, idiots are not contagious, don't be afraid, niuniu, eat candy!"
For the maltose that Yue Yang handed over, Niuniu couldn't wait to take it, put it into her small mouth happily, ate it for a while, then tilted her head, and asked suspiciously: "Is it true that idiots are not contagious?"
Fatty Hai burst into tears: "Even if it's contagious, I'm not an idiot... I'm dead!"
At the door, the old fox walked in with the little girl Yue Bing, and said with a smile: "Students, what are you talking about? It's so lively, hey, Niuniu. Why are you here?" The little panda Niuniu immediately jumped up from the bed, posing Putting on an attacking posture, showing her small white teeth and warning: "Old man, stay away from my mother, you are the most annoying perverted old man who likes to peek at other people's changing clothes!"
Everyone looked at the old fox, as if seeing the world's number one pervert.
The old fox was extremely embarrassed, Zhang Hao had a thick face, otherwise he would hug Hai Pangyu and cry bitterly.
Ahha, it was actually a misunderstanding. How could an honest gentleman like me do such a despicable and shameless behavior? A person like me who is highly respected and self-sacrificing is not to mention peeping. Try to teach students by precepts and deeds, with virtue as a teacher, and as a model! "Before the old fox finished speaking, Yue Yang had already found a colored version of the secret art of erotic palace on his body.
The vice president who is highly respected and self-sacrificing. Can you please explain what's going on here? Student Yue Yang asked sincerely.
This is for confiscated students! "The old fox reacts quickly and has a thick skin. He doesn't change his face when he lies.
What about this girl's tube top? "Student Yue Yang pulled a pink women's tube top from the old fox's sleeve.
The wind was blowing on the ground, and I was just about to return it to its owner! "The old fox is easy to deal with. He looks like a gentleman, as if it is a crime for others to suspect him. Mr. Zhang Chinese Net (Zhang Xun netbsp; the vice president really deserves to be a moral model among our students, admire, admire!" Yue Yang stretched out a thumb to the old fox, and the old fox immediately shook his head and waved his hand: "It's all a name, as an upright gentleman. I have always denounced the corruption of the social atmosphere, and I am even more distressed by the degeneration of young people. Unfortunately, my ability is limited. I can't do it." More, I can only lead by example, hoping to influence more people. Today, in addition to leading the way for student Yue Bing, I also want to inform you, student Titan, that due to your outstanding performance, you have been successfully selected, Journey to Hell , a member of the death class, I hope you will have a good time while studying and improving!"
Are you abusing your power to retaliate against me publicly? "Student Yue Yang smiled brightly. He asked this question.
In fact, I have painstakingly wanted to cultivate you. If it's a waste like Fatty Hai, I won't care about his life! "The old fox is also smiling.
I'm trash? "Fatty Hai was furious.
No, I was wrong, you are not trash! "When the old fox said this, Fatty Hai's face turned slightly better, "I didn't expect that what the old fox said next week, Fatty Hai was so angry that he passed out directly, because he said! You are not trash, how can you be trash? The trash is also a hundred times stronger than you, you are simply the worst scum among the trash, if I were your mentor, I would have thrown you to the Demon Abyss to feed ghosts and insects! "
You bloody old bastard, you're the one who told us to get comfortable and have nothing to do! "Fatty Hai was as angry as a dog, he almost killed the old fox.
I told you to die, why don't you go? The old fox was indifferent and shrugged his shoulders: "If you want to prove that you are not a waste, how about you go to the death class with classmate Titan and participate in this year's trip to hell, do you have the guts to be a waste?" Forget it, I don't want to talk to cowards. Please stay away from me! "
Damn old bastard, isn't that the death squad? What is there that this young master dare not participate in? "Fatty Hai was about to go mad with anger.
I hope you won't exist in this world in the state of monster excrement..." After the old fox finished speaking, he put on an amiable smile and said to the little girl Yue Bing: "Student Yue Bing, start tomorrow. You can take classes with Granny Wu Teng, she is a famous plant master, I specially asked her to come out to guide you in this special enrollment, you have to work hard!
But. Yes, I will work hard! "Little girl Yue Bing actually hopes to practice with Yue Yang.
They are trash, and it would not be a pity to die a hundred. You are a genius, you can't die before you grow up, you have to work hard, you must become a strong person, and don't let everyone's expectations down. "The words of the old fox made Ye Kong and the others sweat to death. Why is there such a difference in the treatment of men and women?
The entire Longteng Continent is patriarchal, but this Ivy League student, on the other hand, favors females over males.
Going to such a college, I really don't know whether Wu should laugh or not.
Yue Yang frowned, he felt that this old fox was not patriarchal, but teaching students according to their aptitude. Like Yue Bing, who is obedient and obedient, he can invite the best mentor and teach them carefully; as for Fatty Hai, who is willing to enjoy himself, and Ye Kong, who has strong self-esteem, he uses the aggressive method. The harsher the old fox's words were, the more they would stimulate the self-esteem of Fatty Hai and Ye Kong.
This Ivy League academy is actually not as scumbag as ordinary people imagine.
As for this superficially lustful old fox, Yue Yang realized that with his third-level insight, he still couldn't see through his true strength.
Among the strong men that Yue Yang has encountered so far, there are only two of them, who cannot see through at all. One is the old man in sackcloth from the Killer Guild, and the other is the old fox in front of him... except for the two of them. Even if the Great Xia Emperor Jun Wuyou and the old man Yue Hai are well-known powerhouses, Yue Yang can see through a part of their strength, unlike the old man in Mai and the old fox who can't see through at all!
Niuniu. Grandpa is gone, your mother is sober, let her go to the dean's sister! "The old fox waved his sleeves. A white light flashed on his body and disappeared in place.
... Ye Kong and the others may not realize anything, but Yue Yang felt a burst of consternation in his heart.
The transfer speed is too fast!
Gu Moyuan's teleportation ball is even more convenient and fast! The young master is mighty, the young master is rippling,
This unremarkable old man, who looks like an old pervert on the surface, has mastered such a powerful space teleportation technique?
It seems that this Ivy Academy has been able to compete with Shangjing Academy for three thousand years, it seems that it is not a fluke! Death class hell tour? Maybe it's fun too! Thinking of this, Yue Yang suddenly smiled.
The sober Yujie and the drunken her are completely two people.
As soon as she woke up, she beat everyone she saw with terrifying brute force and extraordinary speed. Classmate Yue Yang happened to be away, he was learning the basics of the Beast Handbook with Miss Yue Bing, waiting for him to come back. She found that the boys in the whole building had been beaten to the ground by her, and there were injured and moaning students everywhere, Fatty Hai was beaten into a pig's head so swollen that he couldn't see his eyes.
Ye Kong, who was beaten and hung on the clothes hanger in the corridor, handed Yue Yang a note.
This is not the drunken cat Yujie's, but the little panda Niuniu left it for him, with a very cute paw print on it.
She can't write, but she didn't forget to leave a small paw print on Yue Yang's brother... Yue Yang looked at it, and he really couldn't laugh or cry. Could it be that his charm is only effective for little loli?
Yue Yang didn't have time to clean up the mess in the room, when suddenly a murderous voice sounded from downstairs: "All the students of the death class must gather from now on. They must arrive at Heishi Square within five minutes. All latecomers will be punished every minute." Those who disobey orders and deliberately fail to escape will be dealt with as deserters on the battlefield, and they will be punished by military law!"
Really so strict? "Yueyang is surprised, isn't this Ivy League academy for students to enjoy?
He suddenly remembered what the old fox said, the ivy's purpose is to make the good students better and the poor students worse... This is the hell of the good students, and the paradise of the poor students!
When did you become a eugenic?
It turned out that Fatty Hai was lying on the ground half dead and dying. Hearing the assembly order, it suddenly bounced and pulled Yue Yang: "Hurry up, hurry up, this is not a joke, that guy is a bloodthirsty murderer. It is said that he once beheaded no less than ten late students with his own hands!"
so scary? Knowing this, why did you drag us to participate? "Ye Kong was dizzy when he heard it.
Nonsense, if we die together, we are brothers! "Fatty Hai replied shamelessly.